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An Armful

"Attentions ladies and gentlemen of Smashville! We have exciting news to share!" Master Hand exclaimed. "We are revealing the next fighter!"

A lot of cheers echoed through the town. "What's it gonna be?" One Mii asked.

"It's probably another Fire Emblem character. Heaven forbid we get actual characters…" Another Mii snarked.

"Is it third party? Come on, I wanna see Dante!"

"The next fighter is… a character from ARMS!" Master Hand called out… and silence. "We haven't decided who it's going to be though!"

"ARMS? Who the heck cares about ARMS?!"

"Well, I'm disappointed…"

"No one cares about that!"

"Boooooo!"

"An ARMS character?! WAHOO!" All Miis looked at the one Mii who cheered. "I hope it's any of them!"

"I'm just here for the salt." Another Mii said, casually munching on popcorn.

"GANG UP ON THAT ONE MII BECAUSE HIS OPINION IS DIFFERENT THAN OURS!"

"BURN THE HERETIC!"

Master Hand sweatdropped and quickly teleported back to the Mansion. "You were right, they'd hate it."

"Told ya!" Crazy Hand said. "You always remain optimistic, but those fans will never be satisfied. So what happened?"

"One Mii supported the idea and the others are currently crucifying him."

"Sounds about right!" Crazy Hand floated toward a window. "So, who do you think it's going to be then?"

"Well, we'll see who it is when they're done voting. It'll take a while though."


Outside…

"I'm already an Assist Trophy, so I'm votin' for you." Spring Man said.

"Aw, thanks! I voted for myself!" Ribbon Girl smiled. "I also voted for Min Min and Twintelle."

"I went with Ninjara and myself." Min Min said. "We do seem like the most likeliest of candidates."

"Augh! Mummy broke another pen…" Master Mummy pouted a bit as Twintelle gently patted him on the back.

"Hoo yeah! I'm votin' for myself and me alone!" Max Brass exclaimed. "There's no way I'm not going to get it!"

"Hmph, well, I hope I get in so I can shut you up." Dr. Coyle smirked.

"…Wait, you can vote for multiple people?" Spring Man blinked, sweatdropping. "Aw man, and I just put my ballot in…"


Inside…

"At least they're getting into the spirit!" Master Hand chuckled and then floated off.


The Ultimate Back Massage

"Uuugh… my back is killing me…" Yosuke groaned as he walked by himself. "Ugh… all that heavy lifting Kanji had me do for him… I need a massage or something!" He complained as he spotted a poster on a wall. "Hmm? Back Massage from your local chiropractor… for free?! Heck yeah! Now that's what I'm talking about!" He grinned.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you!" A voice said as Yosuke turned around to see Dedede rubbing his back. "Let me tell ya… that guy ain't playin' around. It's like he massages you by kicking you hard!" He winced.

"Ah, you're just being dramatic. How bad can it be?" He chuckled as he walked off, humming to himself.

"Don't say I didn't warn ya!" Dedede called out.

Yosuke walked over to the designated building as he saw Palutena walking out with a sore back. "Nnngh, well… that was one way to get a massage…" Palutena winced and saw Yosuke walking in the building. "That poor soul…"

"Hello! I'd like to have a back massage!" Yosuke smiled.

"Right this way!" The lady at the desk said and guided him to a room. "Just lay on your stomach and he'll be right with you."

"Alright." Yosuke nodded as he got on the table and got on his stomach… and then the door walked in to reveal the chiropractor. A certain pink puffball to be exact.

"Hiiiii!"

"Oh! I didn't realize you'd be so… small." He said as he chuckled. "Well, I'm ready for the massage."

"Poyo!" Kirby nodded as he walked over and jumped on top, pulling out a blue bandana. "Poyo poyo!"

"Alright, I'm ready for the relaxation…" Yosuke smiled, closing his eyes as he felt Kirby walk on top of him. "Oooh! That feels good…" He grinned, and then Kirby did what he normally did when he caught someone with his Throw ability. Kicking! "GYAAAAAAH!" He screamed as Kirby slammed his feet multiple times on his back. "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OOOOOOOW!"

One thing was for sure though… he didn't need his back fixed anymore!

"Poyo!" Kirby smiled and hopped off, walking out of the room satisfied.

"Uuuugh… I think I'm dying… someone call a doctor…" Yosuke groaned.


Meanwhile, with the P4 gang…

"You think they have a Junes here?" Chie asked. "If not, they should make one."

"I wholeheartedly agree." Yukiko nodded as they heard groaning as they saw Yosuke walking over while rubbing his back.

"Yosuke? What's wrong?" Yu asked.

"Chiropractor… was a pain… in the butt…" He groaned as he fell on his knees. "Oooow…"


Wrong Fish

Link hummed to himself, walking over to a fishing spot. "Ah, here's a good spot." He said and pulled out a fishing rod as he pulled out some meat out and stuck it on the hook before casting it as he quietly whistled before getting a bite. "Oh!" He exclaimed and reeled it in, but saw it was fighting back. "Ooooh, we got a fighter!" He smirked and proceeded to reel it in as hard as he could. "Nnngh! Mmmph! Argh!" He grunted as he fought hard, but he knew his prize would soon be his. "Come… to… PAPA!" He yelled.

SPLASH!

Link's eyes widened once he saw who it was. It wasn't an ordinary fish on the line… it was Undyne, and she had the meat in her hands. "…So this was all a trick?!"

"Uh… aheheh… no hard feelings?" He sheepishly smiled while she summoned her spear, snarling at him. "Right… see ya!" He quickly took off running.

"YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW, BUSTER!" Undyne yelled, quickly chasing after him and threw her spear at him.

"GYAAAAAAAH!"

Let's just say Link won't be sitting down for a while…


Ultimate Secret

"Good work everyone!" Wii Fit Trainer waved. "I'll see you all next week." She said and then looked both ways before quickly sneaking off. She put on a hoodie and sweat pants as she concealed herself as she ran off a store.

"Hello! Welcome!" The cashier greeted as Wii Fit Trainer moved over to an aisle and saw her prize. She quickly grabbed it, then walked over to the beverages before grabbing something, then she paid for it and then walked out before quickly moving away and then climbed a tree before resting on top. Her food and beverage of choice? A candy bar and a soda.

"Come to mama." Wii Fit Trainer licked her lips.

"You too?" A voice asked as her eyes widened and saw Little Mac munching on a candy bar. Ring Fit Trainer was also there.

"My my, I didn't realize my rival had such a secret." Ring Fit Trainer teased.

"I can have a cheat day too, ya know!" Wii Fit Trainer rolled her eyes. "…It's a secret to everyone."

"Our lips are sealed." Ring Fit Trainer chuckled as the three of them sat in the tree together while munching on their sweets and drinking their soda.


So, the last Chibi randomly popped into my head when I was writing Kirby annihilating Yosuke's spine and I thought "Why waste the opportunity?" So, here it is!

EDIT: Yosuke, Yusuke... Wah wah. Fixed it up!