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If Yang Was Trained by Mai Shiranui

Yang walked into a stage. "Hey Ken! Ryu! I'm ready to kick some butt again!" She said, as she saw someone approaching her. "Hmm?"

"Hello~!" Mai waved.

"Mai! This is a surprise, what are you doing here?" Yang asked.

"I'm here to train you." Mai winked. "You master the Hadoken and the Shoryuken, but now it's time to for you to learn the ways of pyrotechnics."

"Ooooh! I've been waiting for that!"

Mai smirked, taking out her fans as she twirled around and her fans burst into flames. "Let's begin!"


One obvious outcome later

Firetrucks raced through Toad Town, putting hoses inside fire extinguishers while the whole town was burning like crazy. Yang and Mai both had sheepish smiles while Terry was pinching the bridge of his nose while Peach had her mouth hanging open, completely dumbfounded.

"I think you're a bad influence." Terry said.

"Aheheheh… whoops." Mai could only say.

"Well, look on the bright side, at least the Grimm are being burnt alive!" Yang grinned.

"…I… I need a moment…" Peach said and walked off.

"Ahem." A voice said as the girls turned to see Ryu and Ken with disappointed looks. "This is why we wouldn't let you train her, Mai." Ryu said.

"Yeeeeah, this was a bad idea…" Mai scratched the back of her head.


Where's Goldeen?

"Hmm… that's peculiar…" Master Hand mused while feeding the Pokemon.

"What is it?" Crazy Hand asked.

"Goldeen seems to be missing."

"Hmm? Maybe it's sleeping." Crazy Hand guessed.

"No, it's usually awake by now. Wonder what happened to it?"


Earlier

Leaf picked up a Pokeball while Charizard was beating up Bowser in the Cathedral. "Please be a good one." She hoped and threw the Pokeball.

"Gold-Gold-Goldeen!" Goldeen flailed along the floor, causing Leaf to facepalm, unaware of Flayn spotting the Goldeen.

"FIIIIIIIIIIIISH!" She drooled and dove for it.

"Goldeen?!" The Goldeen yelped in surprise.

Flayn licked her lips. "Come along, you cute fish~! I have plans for you~!" She said in a sing songy voice and skipped off.

"Goldeeeeeeen!" Goldeen cried.

"Wh-what the…" Leaf could only stare dumbfounded by this.

"Rah!" Bowser kicked Charizard away. "That the best you got!"

"Oh! Charizard, Flare Blitz!"


In the present

"Pidgeotto?" Crazy Hand guessed.

"Yeah, definitely a hungry Pidgeotto." Master Hand agreed.


Long Sword

Sephiroth walked over to an elevator, humming his own theme song as he pressed a button… as he turned around, but his sheath wouldn't let him turn. "Mmmph!" He tried to fight it… so he backed up… and his sword got stuck in the doors. "Oh come on!" He groaned as the sword fell to the ground.


"This is where it ends, Sephiroth!" Cloud readied himself as Sephiroth let out a chuckle and unsheathed his sword… but it only could get so far with his arm's length.

"Mmmph!" Sephiroth grunted, holding the hilt and desperately trying to get it out. "Just a minute!"

"…Why not just grab the blade?"

"It'll be less dramatic!"

"…Okay." Cloud shrugged, leaning on his Buster Sword and waited for Sephiroth to pull out his sword.

"Nnngh! Mmmph! Argh!"


Sephiroth noticed some Grimm approaching him as he was the middle of sword training. "…Begone." He ordered but the Beowolves did not move. Instead, they charged at the One Winged Angel… but a with a swing of his sword, they were cut down to size. "Hmph." Sephiroth sheathed his sword, and then heard something crumbling as he looked up to see a few trees falling over. "Oh…"

"AAAAH!" A voice yelled as Viridi saw the outcome and glared at Sephiroth, but before Sephiroth could say anything, Viridi snapped her fingers and he was quickly entangled with vines. "That'll show you." She said and walked off, leaving Sephiroth to try and get himself out of there, but had no such luck.


Fishing Pole

"Hahahaha!" Ganondorf laughed. "Is that all you can do!" He said, kicking the Master Sword away.

"Come on, Link! You can do it!" Zelda called out.

"Don't give up, Link! Kick his butt!" Midna exclaimed.

Link got up, dusting himself off. He then let out a chuckle and reached into his bag… before pulling out a fishing pole. "Heh!"

"Pfft! A fishing pole? What's that gonna do?" Ganondorf taunted as Link threw the line, unaware that he caught Ganondorf's pants. "Hmph! That the best you can do?"

"Hiyah!" Link reeled it in.

RIIIIIIP!

"Oh my!" Zelda exclaimed in horror as she and Midna covered the other's eyes.

"…Ooops." Link said as Ganondorf was blushing a bit, seeing that he was wearing some Triforce briefs.

"Gah! Give me back my pants!" Ganondorf demanded as Link dropped the Fishing Pole and walked away while Ganondorf retrieved his pants… and then got impaled by the Master Sword. "GAAAAAAH!"


"So let me get this straight! You got pantsed by the Hero of Hyrule and was sorely defeated… just like that?" Zant asked.

"Unfortunately... yes."

"Ha! That's what you get for using me for your nefarious purposes."

"Hmph! At least I didn't pop like a balloon!"

"At least I didn't have my pants taken away from me… from a fishing pole!"

"Give me a break." A voice said as the two turned to see Wart looking annoyed with the two. "At least you two weren't defeated by vegetables."


So uh... the PS5 controller has been shown off. I'm not exactly sure how I feel about it. Don't get me wrong, it looks awesome but the buttons... bother me. Are you still able to press them down or... are they just painted on there and they're touch sensitive? That's what honestly concerns me.