"Make sure you practice your kata tonight," Daniel encouraged, following Demetri to the gate.

"Yeah, it's probably gonna have to wait," said his student. "I've been putting off writing my Solo review, gotta do it while it's still topical."

Laying on the Cool Dad voice, Daniel chided, "Hey now, don't you be criticizing my man Han Solo."

"You've heard of Star Wars?"

"Wow, Demetri, how old do you think I am?" asked Daniel incredulously. "I begged my mom to take me to Kmart to get a Vader figurine when The Empire Strikes Back came out."

Demetri blinked. "What's a Kmart?"