"What-what is that thing?" Reborn gasps dramatically, driving boat!Leon through the bathwater with one hand, holding Oodako just above the surface with the other.
"Turn the boat around!" Reborn cries in a woman's voice. "What are you doing? We're going straight towards it!"
Reborn pushes boat!Leon into reach and Oodako puts on fierce look, wrapping his tentacles around Leon and Reborn's hand.
"Protect the women and children!" Reborn screams, raising boat!Leon like Oodako was about to smash it down into the water.
"Daddy?" Reborn sobs in a little child's voice. "What's wrong with your legs?"
"Daddy will be fine, baby," Reborn gasps in pain. "Run. Run to the life boats!"
Reborn slams boat!Leon down into the water and screams, bouncing his knees around so it makes large waves. Leon makes cracks in the sides of his ship and creates dents, Oodako wriggling around violently.
"We're going to die," Reborn wails, dunking Leon in and out of the water as the lizard slowly separates into pieces.
"I love you," Reborn whispers fearfully in a high-pitched tone. "I always have."
He switches to a male voice. "I...I fucked your sister."
Reborn mouth forms an 'o' and his eyes go wide. Oodako and Leon also look shocked at this sudden turn of events.
Reborn jerks and cries out in shock. "Oh, shit, she kicked him off the ship!"
Leon makes a tiny human and it tumbles down the side of the ship before sinking back into the crumbling vessel.
"Everyone's dead," Reborn says blankly in a female voice, swaying Leon around in the air. "We-we're all dead."
"No," he says shakily in a deeper tone. "P-put the knife down, my love. It's okay, we still have hope."
"I-" Reborn chokes, his breath gurgling. "I..."
Reborn bites his lip and breaks character for a little giggle.
The door opens and Reborn quickly hides Oodako and Leon under his legs, turning to see Skull step in.
"Get out, Lackey," Reborn complains. "I locked that door."
The pick-locks shrink back into little metal pieces and Skull puts the earring stud back into his ear. "Hey, Reborn, is there something in my eye?" Skull hops closer and squats down beside the bath. "And why is there so much water on the floor?"
Skull's left is a compound eye, like an insect. Twelve little purple eyeballs are pressed together in the one socket.
"I told you not to touch my Sun flames," Reborn berates. He lets go of Oodako so he can grab Skull's chin with a wet hand. "You keep growing new parts."
"I didn't do it on purpose!" Skull complains. "The kitchen smells like your espresso, so I thought about you, then my vision got all blurry."
Reborn pulls Skull in for a better look and grimaces at the close up. "I'll be seeing you in my nightmares from now on."
"Oh," Skull says sadly.
Reborn shoves him away. "Go see Verde. If he can't grow you a new eye for the transplant, then I'll try something."
Skull pouts but does leave, closing the door behind him.
Reborn drops down in the water, knees coming up higher so his long legs can fit. He looks around cautiously, listening as the footsteps get further away. Everything is quiet.
Oodako splashes up out of the water, followed by Leon, who now looks like half a ship.
"God save us all," Reborn begs in a gruff voice.
"Fuck your God!" Reborn spits out. "They'll send the Navy, you'll see!"
Oodako and boat!Leon get splooshed underwater a few times.
"Send in the missiles," Reborn orders.
"But sir, there are five thousand people on that cruise ship!" he squeaks.
"Those people are already dead! Just do it, soldier!"
Reborn yanks Leon and his hand out of Oodako's tentacles and raises the lizard high in the air, the broken ship turning into a plane. Reborn flies him around, making plane noises and then Leon shifts into a fat green bomb.
"What is that?" Reborn gasps.
"Mother of God, is that a..."
"They're going to kill us all!"
Reborn whistles as he lowers the bomb!Leon, booping Oodako on the head. Reborn makes an explosion sound, throwing his arms out. Oodako flails out a dramatic death sequence and Leon turns into half a boat again.
Reborn shoves them both back into the water, moving them upside down so it look like they're floating, dead.
"You..." Reborn murmurs in soldier voice again. "Sir, you're a monster."
Reborn sighs warily. "Sometimes people have to make the hard choice."
Reborn furrows his brows and puts on a woman's voice. "Is that...there's something moving?"
"Is it survivors?"
Reborn twists his hand, making Oodako twitch.
He gasps. "No. No, it can't be..."
Oodako is slowly raised out of the water, tentacles slithering up through the air.
"It's still alive!" Reborn shrieks in horror.
Leon turns back into a plane and Reborn zooms him overhead, pausing so Oodako can grab the lizard.
Reborn screams even louder and dunks them both into the water.
Skull cracks up laughing.
Reborn hides Oodako and Leon under his legs again and peers back at the open door. Everyone is crowding the space to stare at him, which means Skull did know what Reborn was doing and ran off to tell the others like the little bitch Skull really is.
"What are you doing?" Reborn complains. "I'm in the bath, you perverts."
Verde raises an eyebrow. "Is this how you play with all of your toys?"
"Get out!" Reborn snaps.
Luce's lips are twitching, looking fond.
Lal turns on the woman. "Why are you smiling? Reborn just killed several thousand people."
Luce waves a hand about. "Not for real."
Colonnello looks incredulous. "He is very literally a hitman, Luce."
Fon is holding a sleeve up over his mouth. "If I bring Lichi, can I play with you?"
Skull is still laughing. Reborn hurls Oodako and gets a headshot.
