Chapter 72 Homer being stupid

Homer's POV

My family and I were just waiting in the waiting room, till the doctor came to let us know if we can go see our daughter. But that was until a boy who I mistaken as a dog comes over.

"Oh look Marge, a dog." I said to my wife as I was pointing at the boy.

"Sir has it ever occurred to you that I'm a human being and I'm a kid that's 10 years old, has a girlfriend, and not a dog?" The kid asked me.

"Sorry Bart." I said to my son.

" Homer that is not your son." Marge said to me.

"He's my son and I don't care." I said to my wife.

Jake's POV

Izzy and I were in the waiting room, with the Simpsons family and their stupid father, now thinks that I'm a dog and his son.

"Okay you know what you have been in my butt all day today Homer. And yesterday and the day before that, and the day before that." I said to Homer

"First you thought Cubby was having sex, then you asking me stupid questions about him, and now to top this conversation, you think that I'm a dog and your son! What's next, they're going to adopt me.?" I asked Homer.

"Maybe!" Homer said to me.

"Izzy, don't stick to his level." I said to her.

"Sorry Jake." Izzy said to me.

"That's okay Izzy." I said to her.

"What are you lovely children doing here?" Marge asked us.

"Well, our friend Cubby, started to put a pencil up his nose and making it bleed all over my bed, and Izzy a baby blanket." I explained to them.

" Aww, well I hope your friend gets better." Marge said to us.

" Thank you mrs. Simpson." I said to her.

" Oh please, call me Marge." Marge said to me.

"Okay Marge!" I said to her as she punches my cheeks.

"Mr and Mrs Simpsons, you can go see your daughter!" The doctor said to them.

" Hey, Marge, my I hold Maggie?" Izzy asked her.

"Sure Izzy!" Marge said to her as she passed Maggie to her.

"She is so cute." Izzy said to her.

"Jake I want a baby." Izzy said to me.

"Izzy, when that time comes in the future, we will make that happen but right now, we can't do that." I said to her.

"Come on son, let's go see your sister." Homer said as he grabbed me by the ear.

"No no Izzy, help!" I said as I was taken away by Homer.

"Homer I am not your SON!" I said to him but he kept dragging me to room 347.

"So, after Homer dragged me into Lisa's hospital room, I tried to escape but I couldn't.

" Lisa tell your stupid father, that I am not his son or that I'm a dog.

"Dad not Jake Hutchinson not Bart Simpson. what is wrong with you?" Lisa asked her dad.

" Hey Dad! Hey Jake! Hey Lisa." Bart said after coming from the bathroom.

"Bart yay!" Homer said to his son as he dropped me on the floor.

"Ouch." I said as I landed on the floor.

"Are you okay Jake?" Bart asked me as he helped me up.

" Yeah I'm good no worries not bruised or anything I'm good." I said to him.

" Cool, cool!" Bart said to me.

" Jake are you okay honey?" Izzy asked me as she with Maggie in a baby carrier.

" Yeah I'm fine Izzy what's with the baby carrier?" I asked her.

"Since I can't hold her because I'm holding my crutches, Marge decided to put a baby carrier on me, that way I can carry Maggie and get control of my crutches at the same time." Izzy said to me.

"Oh great I can't tell witch ones my real son.

"Dad how about I give you a hint. Jake and Izzy are taller than Bart!" Lisa pointed out to her father.

"I still can't tell the difference Lisa." Homer said to her daughter.

"Dad what does Bart say?" Lisa asked her father.

"Yay hey no way?" no that's not it.

"Pixie dust away?" That's not it either.

"Aww barnacles?" That is not it either.

"Yoho let's go?" Homer ask his daughter as he was trying to guess what Bart always says.

"oh this is so hard it's like a needle in a haystack and the haystack father can understand or what or who is the real son of Homer Simpson. Marge? Where did Marge go?" Homer asked all of us.

" She got tired of waiting so she went with born to visit Cubby next door. Two doors down." I said to him.

"Oh I didn't even study." Homer said to all of us.

"Dad it's not a test." Lisa said to her father.

"Bart, can you please come back in here?" I asked him as he came running back into Lisa's hospital room.

" What's up Jake?" Bart asked me.

"Well your father still can't figure out who's the real son of Homer Simpson. So, I was wondering if you can play dead." I suggested to him.

" Sorry man no can do the last time I played died, was when my father literally came into the kitchen, and saw me dead, ketchup all over me which I then pretend it was blood and then the whole entire family had to do a fake memorial service for me so, I'm not doing it." Bart said to me.

"This is still hard." Homer said now to himself.

"When is Bart's birthday dad?" Lida asked her father.

"Oh oh, I don't know." Homer said to his daughter.

"Doesn't know his own son's birthday x." Lisa said as she putted an x on the chart.

"when is my birthday?" I asked him.

"February?" Homer asked me.

"No it's March." I said to Homer.

"When is Bart's birthday?" Lisa asked her father again.

"February 23rd." Homer said to his daughter.

"Correct!" Lisa said to Homer.

"What School do I go to dad?" Bart asked his father.

"Uh Springfield elementary?" Homer asked his son.

"Correct!" Bart said to his father.

"Who is my best friend?" Bart asked his father.

" Milhouse!" Homer said to Bart.

"What are the physical differences between Jake and Bart?" Izzy asked Homer.

"Oh I know Jake is taller than Bart!" Homer said to Izzy.

"Yes! What does that mean?" Izzy asked him.

"Dad it means that Jake is not a dog nor your son so Bart is your son you big DOOFUS." Lisa said to Homer.

"I'm sorry I've mistaken you as my son and a dog Jake." Homer said to me while apologizing.

" That's okay Homer!" I said to him.

"Dad, by any chance did you have a beer?" Lisa asked Homer.

" Now that you've mentioned it I did have beer earlier today." Homer said to his daughter.

" That's the issue with you you got to stop drinking it's not good for you." Lisa said to her father.

" But I can't I love beer." Homer said to his daughter.

"Dad, you gotta to stop drinking." Lisa said to her father.

"ouch, my throat." Lisa said as she was now feeling pain in her throat.

"Lisa does your throat hurt?" Izzy asked her.

"Yes yes it does thanks to Dad." Lisa said while pointing at Homer Simpson.

"Okay, Homer get out!" I said to him.

"But I want to stay." Homer said to me.

"your daughter has pain in her throat do you want that to happen to you?" I asked him.

" No not really okay I'm leaving feel better honey." Homer said as I closed the door.

So I decided to go back to room 345 to take Cubby to Lisa's hospital room.

"Hey Cubby! Millhouse!" I said as I saw the two boys watching TV.

"So Cubby there's a girl next door it in room 347 named Lisa, and... I didn't get to finish because Milhouse cut me off.

"Hey nobody is going to my Lisa, except me." Milhouse said to me.

"Whoa, calm down Milhouse! All I was going to do is bring cubby over to Lisa, so that way they can talk about what happened to them during surgery." I explained to him.

" Oh sorry! I sometimes get out of control, and I don't know when or how to control it." Milhouse said to me.

" It's okay matey!" I said to him.

"You called me your friend yay! No I'm not alone well except I have Bart but still I'm not alone." Milhouse said to me.

So I carefully picked Cubby up from his bed to the wheelchair, and wheeled him next door to room 347.

"Cubby, this is Lisa!" Lisa, this is Cubby!" I said as I introduced them to each other and I put Cubby on Lisa's bed of course.

"Nice to meet you cubby you know, your really cute." Lisa said as she was pinching his cheek.

" Thank you Lisa!" Cubby said to her.

" So I couldn't overhear, that you got your tonsils out today." Cubby said to Lisa.

" Yeah I did. How about you?" Lisa asked Cubby.

"well I did get my tonsils out today as well but I also got my adenoids taken out as well." Cubby said to her.

"And the reason why, is because I had a big gap in my throat." Cubby explained to Lisa.

" That's horrible well at least you're alive." Lisa said to him.

"Yeah thank God!" Izzy said as she was tearing up happiness.

Izzy's POV

We were all having a great time in Lisa's hospital room, until I started to feel dizzy.

"Jake can you take me back to room 345, I'm feeling a little dizzy right now." I said to him.

"Sure!" Jake said to me as he carried me back to the room.

Once you got back to Cubby's room, he laid me down on the couch.

"What gotten you all dizzy all of a sudden Izzy?" Jake asked me.

" I don't know, but I think it has to do something with putting too much pressure on my leg." I said to him.

" Izzy you could have told me this earlier why didn't you?" Jake asked me.

"I wasn't feeling dizzy, at the Time Jake until now." I said to him.

" Do you want the nurse to check your vitals?" Jake asked me adi nodded my head yes.

Jake's POV

Oh no, my girlfriend got dizzy but don't worry, I'm going to go get the nurse for her because I'm not worried about my girlfriend.

So I went to the front desk, and asked for a nurse.

"Excuse me ma'am is there any way you can check my girlfriend's vitals? She feels dizzy." I asked one of the nurses and she said yes.

After I asked the nurse, we both went back to Cubby's room, where Izzy was laying down and sweating.

"Izzy are you okay?" I asked her.

"no Jake I'm not I'm sweating like crazy." Izzy said to me.

"How is she?" I asked the nurse.

"Her vitals is 10.9 her heart rate is 98 and her pulse is 40." The nurse said to me.

"Just make sure she drinks plenty of water." The nurse said to me.

"Okay thanks nurse!" I said to her as she left.

"Here you go Izzy, some nice cold water for you and cool you down." I said to her as I also raped her with a plink blanket.

"Thanks Jake!" Izzy said to me.

"You're welcome Izzy! I just don't want you to faint." I said to her.

"You okay?" I asked her.

"I'm fine. Jake, can I take a nap on your knee?" Izzy asked me.

" How about I put you on Cubby's bed, that way I can keep you company." I said to her as I carried her to Cubby's bed.

"My first story that Peter ever been to me when I was a little girl, was Green eggs and Ham." Izzy said to me.

"Perfect cuz I'm about to redo that story right now." I said to her.

"Yay!" Izzy said when clapping her hands.

So as I started to read Sam I am, Izzy started to fall asleep.

"Sweet dreams Izzy." I said as I gave her a kiss on the cheek.

After Izzy has fallen asleep, Bart brought cubby back into the room.

"Here's Cubby! Jake, Lisa fell asleep so I bought him back." Bart said to me as I gave him a thumbs up.

"Hey Jake? Why is Izzie sleeping on my bed?" Cubby asked me.

"Cubby Izzy, felt dizzy so I had to bring it back." I said to him.

" I DON'T CARE THAT'S MY BED." Cubby said to me.

" Cubby, shhhh Izzy's sleeping." I said to him.

"I don't care. IZZY GET OFF MY BED." Cubby said to her while yelling.

" Jake make Cubby stop." Izzy said to me sleepily.

"Cubby stop yelling you're going to wake Izzy up." I said to him.

"I I don't give a hell about her get off my bed Jake." Cubby said to me.

"Izzy, needs me Cubby." I said to him.

"Well I don't care get her off my bed Jake." Cubby said to me.

"No. Do you know how hard it is to take care of both of you right now. I have to work hand and foot to be working for the two of you but mostly you." I said to him.

"Hey, Cubby calm down buddy." Bart said to him.

"No I'm not going to calm down Bart. Izzy is sleeping on my bed." Cubby said to Bart.

" Hey Bart, do you mind staying here with Izzy whilr6 I go take Cubby out for a stroll?" I asked him.

"Sure Jake!" Bart said to me as I got up from my chair and took Cubby's wheelchair out for a stroll around the hospital.

So as I took Cubby out for a stroll around the hospital, we had a little talk.

"Cubby your behavior lately is really out of line right now. You almost woke up Izzy for crying out loud." I said to him.

"Well I'm sorry I don't know why I got to be the smallest kid in the crew." Cubby said to me.

"Because you are the smallest kid in the crew." I said to him.

"If I was born with another family I would never ever ever think about coming to Neverland first place." Cubby said to me.

" Too bad you can't change the past Cubby cuz that's not going to happen and it will never will." I said to him.

" If I was leader, everything will be different." Cubby said to me.

" Too bad I'm older you can change the past either on that so ha ha." I said to him.

"I just wished you can jump in the lake Jake and die." Cubby said to me.

"Oh no, we are not going back to fighting we just made up." I said to him.

"Well I don't care Jake and by the way your girlfriend Izzy is stupid. This whole hospital is stupid." Cubby said to me.

" HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO IZZY AND ABOUT HER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHERE IS THE CUBBY THAT WE KNOW, AND LOVE? WHERE IS MY BEST FRIEND?" I asked him.

" Sorry Jake there's no fri in end." Cubby said to me.

"Because I'm not speaking to Izzy anymore if she gets off my bed and then I will speak to her but right now I'm not going to." Cubby said to me.

"Ouch my throat!" Cubby sent to me.

"What now?" I asked him.

"My throat hurts Jake." Cubby said to me.

"That's not my problem you did all of this yourself Cubby. And the yelling was your idea." I said to him

" Well I didn't mean to yell, I'm sorry." Cubby said to me.

"Come on let's go to the cafeteria so I can get you some water." I said to him.

" Can you also put a little bit of lemon inside?" Cubby asked me.

" Don't push it, Cubby." I said to him.

"Sorry!" Cubby said to me.