Episode 7: Less is Maori
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Uncharted, the teams flew to Alberta in the wonderous country of Canada. They had to take on the roaring rapids of Alberta Falls, as well as take a trip on the Banff gondola ride, except there were no gondolas! They had to zipline all the way down, or slip and plummet to the grassy valley below. Izzy won the advantage for the Lions, and they got a significant head start in the river challenge, and Tyler barely even started going down before he was nailed in the nuts by an apple, courtesy of Chef. Sierra proved that was still crazy over Cody and lost the challenge for the Bears, letting the Wolves win with a narrow victory. Trent and Gwen once again grew closer, as with Duncan and Courtney. Duncan and Gwen aren't looking so hot, huh? During the epic second challenge, Duncan and Heather proved that sometimes cheaters do win. The two actually worked together for once and poked a hole in the Bear raft, causing them to swim and lose the challenge. In the end, the Bears had to vote one of their own out of the plane after 18 days of grueling challenges, and it was Sierra who was kicked in a close vote. Will someone be eliminated after 21 days of competing? Will Heather and Duncan cause more mischief? Will Justin try to manipulate Cody into an alliance? Find out on this adrenaline-filled episode of Total Drama Uncharted!
*Theme song*
*Campers are in first class*
Geoff: Yeah! Two wins in a row! We're killing it, dudes!
Bridgette: Let's get another one today.
Izzy: Yeah!
Alejandro: We are getting closer to the finale every day.
Lindsay: How long has it been?
Bridgette: Today's day 21.
Lindsay: Really? It only felt like a week!
Alejandro: I still don't get why we only have a challenge every three days. Isn't that a bit ineffective?
Izzy: Yeah, totally, but it gives us time to relax in first class, huh?
Alejandro: I suppose you're right. I do enjoy your company.
Bridgette: Well, then. We'd better stay in first class for another three days.
Geoff: Which means we're gonna win today's challenge.
*Cut to confessional*
Alejandro: I am playing nice with them for now. They already know of my strategies from last season, so I must play under the radar. It is no worry. I can outlast all of them, save maybe Duncan and Heather. Everyone else will prove easy. Then, I will collect the million dollars and win.
*Cut out of confessional*
*Campers are in economy class*
*Duncan carves bench with knife*
*Owen farts*
Noah: Dude, seriously?
Owen: Sorry.
Heather: Stupid team.
*Heather gets up*
*Cut to confessional*
Heather: I am so done with this team. Anyone with a brain would be. You try being on a team with a sarcastic queen, a fart machine, a psychotic vandal, an uber nerd, a whiny CIT, a bench warming jock, and Leshawna.
*Cut out of confessional*
*Gwen sits next to Duncan*
Duncan: Morning, pasty.
Gwen: What's up?
Duncan: Eh, nothing much. You?
Gwen: Our team's really sucking, but I guess that's normal.
Duncan: Don't know how we haven't lost someone yet. I know who I'd vote off, for sure.
Gwen: Who?
Duncan: Courtney.
Gwen: Courtney's not so bad.
Duncan: You didn't date her.
Gwen: She's a good person, though.
Duncan: And I suppose you want me to defend Trent now?
Gwen: No! I'm just saying, Courtney's alright.
Duncan: You'd really trust me to keep her around?
Gwen: No, I'm just trying to say we made up. We're friends now.
Duncan: Are you trying to test me or something? To see if I would cheat?
Gwen: I'm not trying to test you. Keep Courtney around. The three of us could make a power alliance later on.
Duncan: Oh, I've got an idea. Let's bring Trent in, too.
*Gwen blushes*
Duncan: You see what I mean?
Gwen: I like being around him, but he's still my ex.
Duncan: Exactly. Now you get what I'm saying. Courtney's not all bad, but she has to go.
Gwen: Whatever you say.
*Gwen gets up and lies down on bench*
*Cody sits next to her and smiles creepily*
Cody: So, no Sierra means-
Gwen: No.
*Cut to confessional*
Cody: Okay, I know Gwen's dating Duncan, but I'm pretty sure they'll break up soon enough. Then, with Sierra gone, I'll make my move. She's gotta date me eventually!
*Cut out of confessional*
*Justin looks in mirror*
*Justin gasps*
Justin: A scratch! Must've hit a branch on the way down the falls! Ah! I'm hideous!
DJ: Dude, calm down. You'll be fine.
*Ezekiel growls*
DJ: Hey, you look normal!
*Zeke is back to normal look*
Justin: Huh. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
DJ: It's awesome. Only thing left is to wait until he talks.
Justin: Hopefully his first words aren't some sexist statements. Dude, that'd suck.
*Justin laughs*
DJ: He's learned his lesson.
*Trent walks in and sits*
Trent: And he's not the first boot this time.
*Trent and Ezekiel fist bump*
Trent: Five people gone and he's still in.
DJ: Let's hope he stays around longer.
Justin: You do realize he's just gonna be the same old Ezekiel and get voted off soon anyway, right?
DJ: Probably, but improvement and growth of character is what it's really about. I'm proud of him for getting this far.
Justin: Huh. You really do sound like a mom.
Trent: Totally. Not a bad thing, though. He's looking good.
*Harold stands up*
Harold: I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
*Harold starts walking and Duncan trips him*
Harold: Woah!
*Harold falls*
*Duncan starts laughing*
Leshawna: You lay one more finger on him, and I'll make you wish you never signed up for this show!
*Leshawna helps Harold up*
Harold: Why, thanks, Leshawna.
Leshawna: No problem, sugar baby. Like I said, one more time, you're dead.
Duncan: Sure, sure, whatever.
Leshawna: I mean it.
*Heather rolls eyes*
Heather: You're all losers. All three of you.
Leshawna: You're next, you little toothpick.
Heather: Fine.
Harold: You'd better watch it, Duncan. I'm a triple black belt in karate.
Leshawna: Ooh, he's on fire!
Harold: We can totally take them, Leshawna.
Duncan: Yeah? What's she gonna do? Sit on me?
Leshawna: Ooh!
*Leshawna tackles him and they begin fighting*
Noah: Nice to see them getting along.
Owen: Yup.
*They continue fighting*
Owen: Glad I'm not them.
Tyler: Me neither. They're always fighting over something.
Courtney: Oh, he is so immature. I wish he would stop fighting all the time.
Noah: Yeah, you're one to talk about fighting.
Courtney: Shut up!
*Cut to confessional*
Owen: I think Courtney might still be a little jealous of Duncan and Gwen. I guess I would be too, if I was Courtney. Boy, am I glad I'm not Courtney.
*Cut to confessional*
Courtney: Just to set the record straight, I am not jealous of those two idiots. I've made my statement.
*Cut out of confessional*
*Cut to cockpit*
Chris: Hey, Chef? What say you to a little bit of messing with the kids?
Chef: I'm in, man.
*They fist bump*
*Loudspeaker blares*
Chris: Attention, all! You nineteen sorry contestants better hold onto something!
*Loudspeaker cuts off*
Tyler: Duck and cover!
*Tyler dives under bench*
*Chris presses button*
*Hole erupts through economy class wall*
Owen: Uh-oh.
*Contestants start being sucked out*
*Leshawna flies out and hangs onto plane*
Leshawna: Ahhh!
Harold: I will save you!
*Harold flies out and knocks Leshawna out*
Harold: Never mind!
*Owen holds onto seatbelt*
*Izzy flies into Owen*
Owen: Izzy!
Izzy: Hey, Big O! This is so cool, isn't it!
Owen: I guess so!
Izzy: Anyway! Got to go! See you!
*Izzy jumps out*
*Owen gets pulled and rips seatbelt off*
Owen: Huh.
*Owen flies near hole and plugs it up*
Owen: Ow! A little help!
*Alejandro, Geoff, Bridgette, and Lindsay walk in*
Lindsay: Owen? What are you doing?
Owen: Someone help me!
Alejandro: What about Harold? And Leshawna and Izzy?
*Chef walks in*
Chef: This was supposed to work!
*Chef raises foot*
Owen: No! Chef!
*Chef kicks Owen out*
*Contestants all fly out*
*Chris presses button and hole plugs up*
*Chef arrives in cockpit*
*Chris and Chef laugh*
*Contestants all fall through the sky*
*Contestants land in lake under bridge*
Alejandro: That will be the last time Chris gets away with that.
Lindsay: Where are we?
Alejandro: I see a bridge above us.
*Duncan scoffs*
Duncan: Nice eye, muchacho.
Lindsay: I think I figured it out! We must be in San Francisco!
Justin: That would be a good idea if it actually made sense.
Lindsay: Duh! That's the Golden Gate Bridge!
*Chris walks onto bridge*
Chris: No, it is not! Meet me up here for challenge briefing!
*Cut to confessional*
Lindsay: I think my team is still missing out on the amount of srategical work I can contribute. Heather once said I had a big head, so that must mean I have a big brain, too.
*Cut to confessional*
Heather: Yeah, she's got a big head alright. Lots of space for that tiny brain of hers. Even Tyler has more brains than her.
*Cut out of confessional*
*Cut to bridge*
Chris: Welcome to New Zealand, home of large mountains, incredibly complex native dancing, and this bridge. Today's challenge will be extra difficult.
Alejandro: Do you not say that every time?
Chris: Yeah, but this time, I mean it. As you can see, there are three all-terrain vehicles next to us. On the ledge below are three sets of bungee jumping equipment. Now, four of your team members will be assigned different positions. The first is the bungee jumper, who will jump down into the lake and try to fish for one of the three keys. The second position is the support, who will stay on the ledge and tie the rope to one of the three stumps, therefore allowing the jumper to jump. The other two take place in the vehicle. One of them will be in the passenger seat shooting with the help of the all new McLean squid launchers. The last person is the driver. Just to make things interesting, Chef and I have decided to pick for you. Before we start, any questions?
DJ: Is there anything dangerous in that water?
Bridgette: Sharks?
Chris: Nope.
*Teams sigh in relief*
Chris: I'm pretty sure there are eels, though. Oh, and piranhas. Don't forget those.
Noah: Great. Just great.
Tyler: Stupid eels.
*Cut to confessional*
Tyler: Last time we had to jump, we were in Jamaica. I totally got owned by the eels in that lake. My eyesight underwater still hasn't improved.
*Cut out of confessional*
Chris: Should be fun. Okay, now for the positions. Jumpers are Leshawna, Lindsay, and Cody. Support consists of Harold, Justin, and Geoff. Gunners are Courtney, Alejandro, and DJ, which leaves Duncan, Bridgette, and Ezekiel in the driver's seat.
Trent: Zeke's driving?
Chris: Like I said, randomly selected.
*Chris winks*
Gwen: You little-
Chris: You're very welcome, Gwen. Now, once jumpers get the key, they've gotta use it to unlock the vehicle and race all the way to the finish line at the end of the bridge. First team back will win the killer reward of traveling in first class for a few days until our next challenge. Now, get into your positions. When the challenge starts, the support can tie the cord to the stumps, and the challenge will begin.
*Cut ahead*
*Everyone is in their positions*
Justin: So, think you can jump this?
Cody: No problem. I just hope Gwen sees it.
Chris: Ready?
Leshawna: No!
Chris: I wasn't asking you, Leshawna.
*Piranha surfaces and smiles devilishly*
Chris: Cool. Go!
*Chris sounds air horn*
Harold: This knot seems pretty simple.
*Harold starts tying bungee cord to stump*
*Justin is tying bungee cord to stump*
Cody: Almost done there?
Justin: Don't rush me.
*Geoff is tying bungee cord to the stump*
Geoff: Alright, Linds. When this is done, you've gotta jump.
Lindsay: Don't worry, Geoff! I've totally got this.
*Geoff finishes tying bungee cord to stump*
Geoff: Done!
Lindsay: Yay!
*Lindsay jumps*
*Cut to confessional*
Geoff: I've kinda taken leadership of the team. I guess someone's gotta watch everyone's back with Alejandro on the team. He's pretty cool, but Bridgette still doesn't trust him.
*Cut to confessional*
Bridgette: Do I trust Alejandro? No, absolutely not. He hasn't given me reason not to, but I still can't shake what he did in season three.
*Cut out of confessional*
Leshawna: Hurry up, Harold!
*Harold finishes tying bungee cord to stump*
Harold: Done! Good luck!
Leshawna: See you, Harold baby.
*Leshawna jumps*
Cody: Dude, how long does it take?
Justin: Wait one second…
*Justin finishes tying bungee cord to stump*
Cody: Alright!
*Cody salutes and jumps*
*Cut to Wolves vehicle*
*Duncan is sitting in the driver's seat with Courtney*
Courtney: I told you, Duncan, you've really got to stop picking on Harold like that. It's so immature and mean-spirited.
Duncan: Say what you want, princess. I'm not gonna listen.
Courtney: Oh, why do I bother?
Duncan: I don't know. Ask her.
*Duncan nods toward the back row of vehicle*
*Heather sits*
Heather: Well, I think both of you morons should shut up and focus on the game.
Courtney: And I think you should-
*They continue inaudibly fighting*
*Owen, Tyler and Noah stand on bridge*
Owen: Woah, they really do fight a lot.
Tyler: I'm glad we're cool.
*They all high five*
Noah: If I were them, I'd have volunteered to jump off the bridge.
Tyler: For real, dude.
Noah: I've got an idea, but I don't know if you'll like it.
Owen: Go for it, buddy.
Noah: What if the three of us formed an alliance? You know, as the only three sane people on the Wolves?
Tyler: Woohoo! Sounds cool.
Owen: I don't know. I kinda feel bad joining without Duncan. I mean, he's been my friend since season one. We were in an alliance back then, too.
Noah: Don't worry. He would only slow us down. You can't trust him, anyway.
Tyler: Yeah, I'm with Noah.
Owen: Alright. I'm in.
Tyler: We rule!
Noah: Sounds good.
*Cut to bungees*
*Lindsay is underwater searching*
*Cut to confessional*
Lindsay: I couldn't find a key anywhere! I was thinking they might've got eaten by a piranha or something.
*Cut out of confessional*
*Lindsay comes up*
Tyler: Yeah! Go, Lindsay!
Noah: Who's side are you on, anyway?
Tyler: Yours. Just cheering on Lindsay. Keep going!
*Lindsay smiles*
*Piranha jumps out of water and takes Lindsay underwater*
Lindsay: Ahhhh!
*Piranhas begin to attack Lindsay*
*Leshawna grabs Lindsay's hand and drags her away*
*Cut to confessional*
Leshawna: I know she isn't on my team, but I couldn't watch her get attacked by those piranhas. If it was Heather, you already know I would've left her.
*Cut out of confessional*
*Cody searches underwater*
*Cody reaches into a hole*
*Cody pulls out electric eel*
Cody: Ahhhhhh!
*Eel shocks Cody*
*Chris takes off binoculars on bridge*
*Chris snickers*
Chris: I knew the eels were a good choice.
*Cody continues searching in hole*
*Cody pulls out key*
*Cody smiles and celebrates*
*Cody surfaces*
DJ: Cody! You're alright!
Gwen: Please tell me you have the key!
*Cody pulls key above water*
*Bears cheer*
Trent: Nice going, dude! Get back up here and let's go!
*Lindsay and Leshawna surface*
Lindsay: Where'd Cody go?
Leshawna: He has a key!
*They go underwater and search*
Geoff: You've got this, Lindsay!
*Piranha slowly swims behind Lindsay*
*Lindsay turns around*
Lindsay: Ahhhhhhh!
*Lindsay swims away and hits a clam*
*Clam opens and reveals two keys*
*Lindsay takes both keys*
*Lindsay surfaces*
Lindsay: Found them!
*Leshawna surfaces*
Leshawna: Them?
Lindsay: There were two keys in the clam. Here you go.
*Lindsay gives key to Leshawna*
Lindsay: Thanks for saving me from the piranhas.
Leshawna: No problem, girlfriend.
*They hug*
*Lions cheer*
Izzy: Yeah!
Bridgette: Go Lindsay!
Duncan: Hurry up, Leshawna!
Courtney: We're in last!
Harold: You know, you guys really should be more supportive. How do you think the Lions keep winning all the time?
Heather: Because they are getting lucky. Everyone knows we are the strongest team here.
Owen: Then why are we in last place?
*Heather opens her mouth as if to speak*
*Heather closes her mouth*
*Cody arrives*
Cody: Woohoo! Let's get out of here!
Trent: Nice going, man.
*They fist bump*
*Cody gives the key to Ezekiel*
Cody: Punch it!
*Ezekiel puts key in and starts the vehicle*
DJ: Alright!
*Bears speed off*
*Lindsay and Leshawna arrive*
Duncan: Took you long enough.
*Leshawna gives him the key*
Leshawna: Watch it, skull boy.
*Duncan puts key in and starts the vehicle*
*Lindsay hands key to Bridgette*
Bridgette: Nice work.
*Bridgette puts key in and starts the vehicle*
*Lions and Wolves speed off*
*Cut to Lions*
*Izzy leans into Alejandro*
Izzy: How are you with squid launchers?
Alejandro: As good as anyone else.
Geoff: Shoot at the Bears, and make it count! We've only got one shot!
Alejandro: Aye, aye, captain!
*DJ turns around*
DJ: They're shooting at us!
Trent: Then shoot them back!
*DJ swivels gun around*
*Gwen ducks to avoid gun*
*DJ shoots*
Alejandro: Huh?
*Squid hits Alejandro in the face*
*Alejandro picks up squid and throws it behind him*
Alejandro: A wasted shot.
*Alejandro's squid hits Heather in the face*
Heather: Ugh!
Owen: Here, let me get that for you.
Heather: No, I've got it.
*Heather picks up squid and throws it into the lake*
Heather: You jerk!
*Alejandro turns around and blows a kiss*
*Heather swats kiss out of the air*
*Cut to confessional*
Alejandro: She is adorable when angry. It's too bad I'll have to kick her off a plane soon enough.
*Cut out of confessional*
*Bears continue speeding*
Gwen: We're still in first.
Justin: Yeah, but not by much.
*Cut to Lions*
Geoff: Fire!
*Alejandro shoots squid*
*Squid hits Justin's face*
Justin: Ahhhh! Salmonella! Get it off!
*Gwen and Trent pull on squid*
*Squid goes flying into the lake*
Justin: Phew. I owe you guys one.
*Wolves continue speeding*
Courtney: Could you drive faster?
Duncan: Could you shut your mouth already?
Leshawna: Seriously.
Owen: You've still got a shot!
Harold: The other teams already used theirs.
Heather: Shoot Alejandro!
Courtney: That I can do.
*Lions drive neck and neck with Wolves*
Courtney: Suck squid, Al!
*Courtney shoots squid at Alejandro's face*
*Alejandro snarls*
*Cut to confessional*
Courtney: That was for season three.
*Cut out of confessional*
*Alejandro takes off squid and throws it into lake*
Alejandro: We need not drive much more.
*Bears are near finish line*
DJ: Yeah! Keep going! I see it!
*Bears continue driving and cross finish line*
Chris: Bears, nice job. From last place to first, you are today's winners!
*Bears cheer*
*DJ and Ezekiel high five*
*Lions and Wolves race*
*Tyler gulps*
*Geoff looks worriedly at Wolves vehicle*
Courtney: Drive faster!
Duncan: This is as fast as it goes, sweetheart!
Heather: It would be faster if someone weren't taking up the entire back row.
*Owen giggles*
Owen: You really should gain some weight.
*Heather turns head the other way*
*Lions and Wolves continue racing*
*Lions cross finish line shortly before Wolves*
Chris: Lions, you're-
*Lions speed past Chris*
Geoff: Ahhh!
Chris: Okay. Wolves, sad to say this, but it looks like you're losing your very first member. See you at the elimination room.
*Wolves groan*
*Lions continue speeding*
Izzy: Hit the brakes!
Bridgette: I am!
Lindsay: Look out!
*Lions crash into Bears vehicle*
*Vehicles crash and contestants fall out*
Geoff: Aw, dude.
Bridgette: Phew. Thank goodness we're fine.
Lindsay: What just happened?
*Izzy comes out of wreckage*
Izzy: Yeah! That was so awesome!
Alejandro: Not really.
*DJ comes out*
DJ: Woah.
Trent: We all okay?
Gwen: Yup.
Justin: Besides the fact that I have yet another scratch, yeah.
Cody: I'm fine. Where's Zeke?
*Zeke pops out on the top of the vehicle*
*Zeke tumbles down wreckage and falls hard*
Ezekiel: Ow!
*Everyone gasps*
Gwen: No way.
Ezekiel: I can talk? I can talk! Alright! The Z-man is back in the house, yo!
*Tear rolls down DJ's cheek*
*Cut to confessional*
*DJ smiles*
DJ: Yeah! Woo! Seeing him talk, that was awesome. Mama, I hope you're proud. Yeah!
*Cut to confessional*
Ezekiel: Check it! I got my voice back after that crash, so now your boy's in it to win it. Aw, yeah.
*Cut out of confessional*
Chris: Okay, this is awkward.
*Ezekiel keeps celebrating*
Ezekiel: Sorry, guys. I can't help myself.
*DJ pats Zeke's back*
Trent: Good to have you back.
*Ezekiel gives a thumbs up*
Chris: Bears, you're in first class until the next challenge. Wolves get an even better reward! You get to throw one of your own out the plane! See you later!
*Cut to plane*
*Heather pulls Courtney aside near loser class bathrooms*
Courtney: What do you want?
Heather: I want you to vote with me. For today.
Courtney: For who?
Heather: Owen. He slows us down, and he's useless and annoying, anyway.
Courtney: What's in it for me? I'm not doing this for free, you know.
Heather: You take charge in the next challenge without any arguments. Plus, I'll let you have my dessert tonight.
Courtney: Deal.
*They shake hands*
*Cut to confessional*
Heather: That was quicker than expected.
*Cut to confessional*
Noah: We've decided as an alliance to boot out Courtney. I think you know why.
*Cut to confessional*
Leshawna: As much as I hate Heather, Duncan's gotta leave. For Harold's sake.
*Cut to confessional*
Duncan: Owen told me about his little alliance with Tyler and Noah, and I overheard them talking about eliminating Courtney. Three votes against her could be it.
*Duncan sighs*
Duncan: I can't believe I'm doing this.
*Cut out of confessional*
*Duncan sits next to Tyler in economy*
Duncan: Tyler, a word.
Tyler: What's up?
Duncan: I know you plan to vote off Courtney, but you've got to listen to me and vote off Heather instead.
Tyler: How come?
Duncan: She's a bigger threat, and she's a royal pain in the butt. Look, man. Vote with me, and I promise not to vote you off for the entire game.
Tyler: Sounds tempting. How can I trust you?
Duncan: Because I'll shut up about your alliance.
Tyler: How do you-
Duncan: Owen told me. It's alright. As long as you vote with me, you won't get voted off this island.
*Tyler contemplates for a little*
Tyler: Sure.
*Cut to confessional*
Tyler: I don't know, man. Do I trust him?
*Cut out of confessional*
*Cut to elimination ceremony*
Chris: Lots of dirt to dish out today. Heather, you're mean just for the sake of being mean. Courtney, no comment.
Courtney: What the heck is that supposed to mean?
Chris: Duncan, you're a bully. Harold, you're a nerd. Leshawna, you were the last one to retrieve a key. I'd say almost all of you are eligible to get the big boot today. Let's see who it'll be. Time to vote!
*Cut to confessional*
*Leshawna stamps Duncan*
*Cut to confessional*
*Heather stamps Owen*
*Cut to confessional*
*Tyler contemplates*
*Tyler scratches his head*
*Cut out of confessional*
*Chef wheels in pretzels*
Chris: Votes are now tallied. I'm feeling good today, what about you?
Heather: No, not really.
Chris: Just for fun, I'll read each individual vote. We have one for Courtney. One for Heather. One for Owen. One for Duncan. That's one vote for Heather, Duncan, Owen, and Courtney.
Courtney: We know how to count.
Chris: I will not let you ruin my fun.
*Chris glances at four remaining votes*
Chris: Ooh, looks like we got a first here! We have two for Courtney, two for Owen, two for Heather, and two for Duncan. That means we've got a four-way tie. I never thought it'd have to come to this, but we've got to have a four way tiebreaker, and uh, well, I didn't really plan for this.
Noah: Gee, what a determined host.
Chris: Nah, just kidding. Of course I planned for this. Chef, bring in the beam.
*Chef walks in carrying a large balance beam*
Chris: You four will get onto the balance beam and try to stay on. Whoever falls off first will be eliminated. To keep things interesting, you're allowed to push, shove, and otherwise displatform your opponents to get them to fall.
*Cut ahead*
*Heather, Courtney, Owen, and Duncan are on balance beam*
Chris: And… Go!
*Heather and Courtney start fighting*
Duncan: What's with girls and catfights?
Owen: I don't know, dude.
Duncan: All I know is that one of them is leaving today.
Owen: We can totally do this, dude.
*Owen and Duncan crouch and grab onto the beam*
*Heather and Courtney continue fighting*
*Owen farts into Heather and Courtney's faces*
Courtney: Ugh!
*Courtney is thrown off guard*
*Heather pushes Courtney*
Courtney: Ahh!
*Courtney is knocked into Owen*
Owen: Woah!
*Owen falls off*
Owen: Oof!
*Courtney falls on top of Owen*
Courtney: Phew.
*Tyler and Noah gasp*
Tyler: Uh-oh. What have I done?
Noah: You voted for someone else, didn't you?
Tyler: Yeah, but I can explain later.
*Duncan and Heather jump off beam*
Chris: Well, that about settles it. Owen, I'm really sorry you had to lose this way, buddy, but you're done like dinner.
Owen: Don't worry about it. It's cool.
*Izzy bursts into the room*
Owen: Izzy!
*Izzy jumps onto Owen and they hug*
Owen: I'll miss you.
Izzy: I'll miss you, too, Big O.
Owen: Duncan, see you dude.
*They fist bump*
*Chef carries beam out of elimination room*
Owen: Noah, Tyler, you were great teammates and great friends. I will miss you both dearly.
Chris: I'm sure they will, too. Here's your parachute.
*Chris throws parachute at Owen*
Owen: See you guys!
*Owen waves at Izzy*
*Izzy waves back*
*Chris and Chef wave at Owen*
*Owen smiles*
*Owen jumps and gets stuck*
Owen: Not again! Wait, I got it!
*Owen farts and goes outside*
Owen: Woohoo!
Noah: That sucks.
Tyler: Big time.
*Cut to confessional*
Tyler: Noah's gonna kill me! If I voted for Courtney, Owen would still be here!
*Cut to confessional*
Noah: Not sure what Tyler did, but I know for a fact that he didn't vote for Owen. Kinda sucks, but we've gotta move on, I guess.
*Cut out of confessional*
*Cut to cockpit*
Chris: So ends the most dramatic and action-packed episode yet! What will happen amongst the Noah and Tyler alliance now that Owen's gone? Will Courtney actually get voted out next time? Will Alejandro stick to his strategy of laying low? Finally, and most importantly, will Ezekiel get voted out right away? Or will he be eliminated soon after? All I know is that he definitely ain't winning, but who knows? Anything can happen next time on Total Drama Uncharted!
*Credits*
