"Which sounds better?" asked Demetri. "'Very unprofessional' or 'majorly unprofessional'?"

Sam shrugged. "Depends on context, I guess. What's it for?"

"I'm leaving a review for Cobra Kai on Yelp. Nobody else would listen, so I'm leaving it to the court of public opinion. Can you believe one of the Senseis there assaulted me?"

"I'll believe anything about Cobra Kai at this point."

"Not the first time they haven't respected student safety. Did I tell you how their other Sensei got my friend mauled by a dog? At least all your dad does is give me blisters from sanding the floor."