"KID-san, there's something you should know."
The thief paused in his teasing, his littlest critic looked unusually serious, "I'm listening Tantei-kun."
"I'm actually Kudo Shinichi." KID stared blankly, his Tantei-kun was a teenager? Was he cursed somehow? "I'm living with the Mouris because I was force-fed a poison and it shrank me instead of killing me."
His thoughts screeched to a halt as the detective's outlandish explanation failed to compute, and he realized, "Ah, good one Tantei-kun, you almost got me!" KID grinned delightedly, he knew there was a reason Tantei-kun was his favorite.
A/N: Happy April Fool's everyone :)
Prompt word: outlandish- strikingly out of the ordinary, bizarre
