If Louie thought Daniel might be calmer a couple days after the incident, he was sadly mistaken. "I mean, what the hell were you even thinking?" his cousin demanded.

Louie shrugged, and Daniel had to wonder if he fully grasped the magnitude of the shit he was in at the moment. "I think you're blowin' it out of proportion, cuz."

"You lit a man's car on fire, Louie!" exclaimed Daniel heatedly. "I think I'm blowing it up exactly in proportion!"

"Technically I wasn't the one who set the car on fire," Louie retorted.

"Well I'm setting this one. You're fired."