Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN 'TEEN TITANS' NOR ANY OF IT'S CHARACTERS, NOR AM I MAKING ANY MONEY FROM THIS

Note: I am from the UK so some spelling may be different, however, it is correct for my language and country. Thank you.

A Year of Drabbles - Teen Titans Edition
Leoanda Taylor

Four Colly Birds

Glaring heatedly at the four pictures, Robin didn't think any of this was funny.

It was bad enough that Beast Boy had hijacked their Christmas (somewhat) by getting the pear tree and the five birds, but now he was just in full on pranking mode.

The four 'Colly' birds - Beast Boy had insisted that it was the original lyric, so it had to be addressed - were four blown up pictures sat around the pear tree. One of The Black Canary, one of Sam Wilson as 'Falcon', one of Raven and one of him.

"Okay, first off: 'Falcon' isn't real. Secondly: where did you get a picture of The Black Canary? Thirdly: Falcons aren't actually black, their brown. And lastly: Robin's aren't black either," the Boy Wonder spoke angrily, pointing to each of the pictures in turn.

"First off," Beast Boy repeated, mockingly. "Falcon doesn't have to be real to inspire someone to do what's right. Secondly: The Black Canary gave it to me when I asked her for it. We're old friends. Thirdly: It doesn't matter that falcons aren't black, Sam Wilson is. And lastly: Dude, you have the blackest hair I've ever seen. Even Raven's has a tinge of purple to it."

"I am never going to understand you, am I?"

"Probably not."

Leoanda: All prompts, themes and pairings welcome!