It's a misty night. The mist covers the forest floor, and blinds in some places. At least not very many people are out tonight...save a few local cow-tippers, skinny-dippers, frog-giggers... Okay, fine; there's never really a dull moment in Hazzard County.
On the surface, this looks like a dull moment. It's a white sedan parked in the middle of the forest. Its windows are fogged...but getting clearer. Civilization seems so far away...
Inside, Josiah Duke, a farm boy, lies next to Bristol Sheeran Marie Hogg, a county commissioner's kin. They're both underdressed. They're both horny...despite having just fucked one another multiple times. They'd do it for the rest of their lives...if not for a couple of things: daybreak, and Sheriff Coltrane.
"I miss this," Josiah confesses.
"Me too," Bristol confirms.
They don't talk much. As far as they're both concerned, they don't have to.
"We should probably head on home," Josiah suggests.
"Yeah. We should probably."
Neither one moves. Neither can afford to sacrifice this sacred moment.
Outside, a twig snaps. Josiah sits bolt upright, and makes a move to wipe a porthole in the windows...until he sees there's no fog in them anymore.
Josiah's heart freezes in his chest. It's a basset hound. She's gotta be Flash. And that's a bad omen...
"We should probably get a move on," Josiah says. "I think the Sheriff's nearby..."
Bristol sits up, calms him, and helps him look at her exposed breasts. "Let's not think about reality right now, Josie. Let's just bask in what's left of it. I want the Sheriff to catch us together."
"Okay," Josiah stutters. With that, they lie back down.
Outside, Flash whimpers, and wanders off. She has a soft spot in her heart for Josiah; not so much for Bristol.
Farther away, along the road, Sheriff Coltrane's car drives in granny-low. His roof lights are flashing, but his siren's off. He drives right past the spot in the woods where the white sedan is hiding. It's well-cached.
Josiah's face is in Bristol's boobs. She smiles, combs his hair with her hands, and relaxes. They've both got one another accommodated for. Only dawn can crash their party.
