Dedicated to Aliciacevbra! Thanks for the idea! I hope it lives up to your idea that you had in mind! Alicia messaged me and told me she had a weird idea and I ran off with it and made it weirder. Lol hope y'all enjoy.


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Lucy woke up head pounding, she woke up in her bed with the sickening feeling of nausea. Her body was protesting heavily against her sudden movements but she wasn't going to throw up in her bed. She tripped over her sheets trying to run to her bathroom toilet. She puked her guts out in the toilet. When she was done. She came back into her bedroom.

"What happened!?"

Lucy screamed realizing- much to her horror- that there was a stranger in her bed. A little tiny stranger. She pulled the sheets back to look at them. It was a exceed but it wasn't her exceed! The exceed was a calico with no clothes on. Whose exceed was this!? Her head started pounding more. Her eyes were watering it was too bright in here from all the sunlight. She ran over to her window to close the curtains. When she looked outside she was shocked, what the hell happened? It looked like a explosion happened in town. She closed the curtains determined to figure out what happened last night. She couldn't remember anything.

She was hunger over that much she knew. She trudged out of her room. Glitter was all over the room, what the hell happened? She saw pink flamingos were in the canal, she looked further outside for a moment before closing the curtains. Again too much sunlight...

I smell like a minibar, she thought disgustedly. When she looked outside she saw someone-she vaguely recognized as a DJ that the guild hired to play at the party- was passed out in the yard. She saw some new recruit named Barbie- was she laying on a barbecue?

Lucy screamed when she saw something fly next to her, "morning." A female voice said. Lucy looked to her right and saw the calico colored exceed plop down on her kitchen counter. She had giant black markings on her face, like a mask. "You're the exceed in my bed!? How the hell did you get in here?"

"Oh my God! Is this what they mean when they say that you didn't have a cat but now you suddenly have a cat!"

The exceed yawned. "You don't remember last night do you?" Lucy shook her head. "All I remember is going to a party that the guild was throwing and being convinced by Cana and Erza to drink for the first time ever and dancing in the guildhall and then everything is hazy-"

The exceed nodded, "well last night you must have left this what did you call it guildhall? And you found me sleeping in a cardboard box and you picked me up and claim that I was your teddy bear and then I got dragged along on all your adventures last night along with some man you had with you."

Man?

"What man!?" She asked panicked. Bandita was busy eating a cake on the counter. Bandita looked at Lucy, icing was all over her face.

"Yes, you and said man were very close I assumed he was your friend. Is there any food to eat?" The exceed asked finishing the cake.

Lucy's head was spinning. What happened last night? She thought. Lucy nodded dumbly at her question, "I only have fish is that okay?"

The exceed nodded.

"If I feed you though you have to tell me what you know about last night deal!?"

The exceed nodded. "What's your name?" Lucy asked getting the fish. In the reflection of her toaster she gasped. Horrified. This a hickey or a bruise? Lucy thought horrified looking at her neck.

"Bandita is what they call me."

"Why Bandita?"

"Because of the mask like markings on my face, and because I steal from every pantry and restaurant I can." Lucy stiffened. "What!? A cats gotta eat!" She said defensively. Taking the fish from Lucy she was starving and she already missed the butchers early morning run where he threw out all the fatty and ungood cuts of meat.

Lucy heard a ding on her phone. She went to go and check it and she screamed again. Pictures from last night were online. There was Cana in her underwear. Erza was naked. There was a picture of Mira Jane in the lap of Jet and being kissed on by Droy. Holy shit! What happened last night!

I'm screwed. Is all she thought racing through the photos. But she couldn't find any bad photos of her but it was a matter of time right?

Oh well ..she thought cringing it would be ok right? She tried telling herself.

"What do you remember?" Bandita asked.

"It's a blacked out blur," Lucy said clutching her head. "But I'm pretty sure it ruled, damn.." she really couldn't remember.

"Well why don't you contact that man you hung out with?"

"Nastu?"

Bandita stopped chewing, "that doesn't sound familiar. It started with a L, and he was tall and blonde like you."

"LAXUS!?"

"Yeah! That sounds right! Wait-Is he blonde?"

Lucy shrieked oh dear God! What the hell happened she needed to know!

"Last night..."

She vaguely remembered dancing on tabletops with Cana. Taking shot after shot, playing a game of Truth or Dare. We took way too many shots. Her head hurt thinking about it. Then a sudden memory popped into her head. She vaguely recalled. ..

"Laxus! Come here!" She whispered pressing herself against him.

Then her head started to pound. Did she kiss him and forget!? She was freaking out. She had a major crush on the lighting dragon slayer but did she throw herself at him drunk last night? Her crush started when he came back and after she was forced to do paperwork with him. She had gotten really close with him but God she didn't want to throw herself at him...

Another ding went off on her phone she scrambled to look at it. It was a bank statement, it read that she maxed her credit card last night. But not her debit card. She shrieked. What was she going to do!?

She heard a knock on her door, she hesitated before going to open it and she shrieked when she saw it was Laxus. She closed the door on his face.

"Why did you close the door on your friend?" The exceed asked cocking her head.

"Was that the guy who was with me last night?"

Bandita nodded still chewing on the fish. Lucy screamed. "FUCK!"


Laxus was confused. And more confused when he heard Lucy scream fuck. He came over to check on Lucy. He wanted to make sure she was ok. He followed her around last night to make sure she was ok. When he found out she was taking her first shot ever last night with Cana and watched as all the younger guildmates he watched grow up get absolutely trashed. He realized no one would be watching out for her...

He knocked on the door.. Lucy opened up the door and looked at Laxus and was embarrassed. She looked down at the feet. Mavis she looked done for. "Sorry," she mumbled.

Laxus sighed. "Can I come in?"

Lucy nodded, and stepped aside.

"Hey it's the guy!" Bandita screamed. "This is Laxus!?"

"And you're still here why?" Laxus asked curious.

Bandita held up the fish like that explained everything.

Laxus shook his head, "you really shouldn't feed strays Lucy."

"So you do know each other?" Lucy cringed... Great this can't be good!

Laxus and Bandita nodded. "You picked her up last night." Laxus said eyeing the cat suspiciously. Lucy sighed. She didn't know what to say to that.

"Well she's giving me information, in exchange for food."

"Well I can tell you all of that, now that I am here. So you can get rid of her." He said matter-of-factly. Bandita was looking through the trash.

"Excuse you! I'm right here!" Bandita said annoyed digging her face out.

"Didn't you just eat a fish? How are you still hungry?"

Bandita shrugged. "I'm pregnant and I'm eating more now."

Lucy was taken aback.

"You're pregnant!? You don't look it!? How old are you!?"

Bandita looked thoughtful, "6 months old- and yeah it's because I don't get to eat always so I scrounge around for whatever food I can get!"

Lucy stared at her. She finally went to the pantry, her head was still pounding. She grabbed a can of tuna.

"This is all I have. From now on you're staying with me, at least until your kittens are born."

Bandita looked shocked, she looked to Laxus who shrugged. "She's special like that."

Bandita was feeling emotional no one ever offered to take care of her before. She usually was just thrown out, or kicked. Or people sent their dogs after her. She looked down at the can of tuna and began to eat quietly.

"So what happened last night?" She said looking at both her companions.

"You and this guy made out!" Bandita said off handly now rifling through a KFC bag. Whatever was in here smelled really good. She had to have it.

Lucy turned the color of a tomato she looked over to Laxus, who was blushing also.

Lucy decided to make the first move, again...aparently? She wasn't sure...

"What-"

"Hey! You know what sounds good!?" Laxus blurted out. He was sweating nervously, which wasn't normal for him.

Lucy looked taken aback.

"Let's go get some food! Have you been to Dots before!?" He asked.

Bandita threw the bag aside. "That place is great! I love eating the food there."

Laxus raised an eyebrow at that. "You have money to eat there?"

Bandita frowned. "No but I dig through the food people don't eat! And it's great!"

Laxus rolled his eyes. Of course she did.

Lucy nodded, oh ok... Guess we're not talking about us making out last night.. she thought a strange mixture of relief, frustration and embarrassment running through her.

"Let me go get changed..." Lucy said.

Bandita looked after Lucy and flew off the counter following her.

Lucy went into her bathroom, she was going to close the door but a little paw caught the door. Lucy looked down and saw Bandita looking at her. "I'm just going to take a shower."

"I'm still coming with you," she said sitting on the toilet.

Lucy lifted an eyebrow. "But how am I-"

"How are you what?"

Lucy blushed, "I can't just strip in front of you!"

Bandita looked confused. "But you did last night and in front of Laxus-"

"I did what!?"

A memory flashed in Lucy's head, Lucy vaguely remembered running naked in a park holding Bandita...

"Oh dear God!" She screamed.

Bandita held her ears. "Ouch! Hurry up and take a shower! So we can talk about this!" Lucy nodded.

Lucy was the color of a tomato, what did I do last night? Lucy thought as she scrubbed her body and washed her hair. She laughed seeing Bandita try and crawl near the shower but away from the water. When she got out she felt cleaner and less hungover.

She picked out a pair of sweatpants and a tee. She brushed her hair and teeth. She looked herself in the mirror, she cringed at the large bruise on her neck. She looked down at Bandita who lifted her arms up. Lucy carried the little cat out to the living room where Laxus waited on them.

Laxus rolled his eyes amused, "So you're keeping the cat?"

Lucy looked down at Bandita, and Bandita looked up at her. "Yeah I'm keeping the cat." She said. "Let's go to this-what did you guy's call it? Dot's?"

Bandita nodded. "They've got the best cheese sticks there!" She said.

Laxus smiled opening the door, "that they do."

He closed the door for them as they left for Dot's Diner.


AN: So part 1 is out, finishing up part 2 here soon. Bandita for anyone interested is how I got my old cat. I was drunk on spring break and picked her up after her mother got run over. She later gave birth to three kittens and they all love chicken tenders and cream cheese icing like their mother and are absolute thieves like her! Hope everyone is enjoying their friday! Saw I got some new followers! What's up y'all! Greetings from Georgia!

Thank you Reylynn89, zhuravlevas, and Mistress Katana for the favorite and the follows.

Alicia, saw your review about my last chapter and was highly confused, did you want more sweet Lalu moments? A sequel to a deleted scene? What do you want from me XD Lol to tie you over here's this!

Thanks guys again see you hopefully soon with the follow up!