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GETH Prime - Similar concept.

SquidbaggerOfWoomyAndNgyesness - Someone in the past was even inspired by me to do the same (a Sacred Stones version). Honestly, if you can think of it, you can do it. I'm pleased many have enjoyed it, although I recommend reading the fic that inspired *me*.

phoenixblade8 - pretty much!

The Wolf Paladin - Well, I liked the idea at least. Tried something a little different.

Unzealots - In a way, Dimitri/Edelgard is a tragic kind of love. Both of them went through so much. :(

Mike AZ 2 - At the suggestion of others, they told me not to think so hard on it so I'm wingin' it. Hopefully it works on some level.

Half-beastdragonsoul2013 - Apparently so. Jertiza's supports reference ice cream.

Aust Sakura Kyror - I'm proud all of you have been giving me these suggestions, haha!

James95 - I am? You're not the first one to guess that. That's interesting.

DestructionDragon360 - Nahhhh. I'm not letting Cornelia off as easier as I did Kronya. It's fun to include even the bad guys in chaos.

Diaspared - That he has!

Guest - We'll see what happens!

B.I Beast - Ironically Seteth would be the only person qualified. Everyone else is too unhinged. Without him I think things would go to hell fast. And it's only fitting that he gets this starring role on the closest thing to the actual Silver Snow route.


Attention, everyone! The empire has been defeated! But we cannot declare this war to be over while those who have pulled the strings still exist. Prepare to invade Shambhala!

-Seteth


Alois - I see you've followed my fishing steps quite well. Too well. Now I suggest you put all this fish back in the coast and restore the ecosystem you disrupted.

Anna - Well, you say your special relic is finally on its way? I'll believe it when I see it, Anna. I can't believe you didn't even want to pay for express delivery.

Annette - Your Crusher relic was quite integral to securing our decisive victory in the capital. Now please put it away before you accidentally demolish Garreg Mach with it!

Ashe - We will need all the weaponry we can get our hands on. You're tasked with rummaging through the scrap heap in Abyss for our supplies. Things like rusted swords or tattered lances, not toothpicks and toothbrushes people have made into shivs.

Balthus - I think we've all gotten the point that you are the self-proclaimed "King of Grappling". Kindly stop saying it around Caspar because he won't stop challenging you for the title. Did I mention both of you tend to break things too?

Bernadetta - You've been handling Hubert surprisingly well. Although I would not have guessed the two of you only bond over grim poetry you write.

Byleth - It is clear that you must lead the people of Fodlan when this is over. Your strength, your skills….you forgave Rhea for her actions affecting your life, and to top it off….you brought a defeated Edelgard back to the monastery. Even when she ordered you to kill her, you refused. Please lead the front lines in our next battle. I beg you. You're the most competent person here.

Caspar - The reason why you're not involved in surrender negotiations is because you just punch people. We're trying to establish a ceasefire within the empire. You were willing to punch your father and your brother. I think you're just a maniac.

Catherine - Stop with this tomfoolery. You do not have to drop by Edelgard's cell and shout "Church 1, Empire 0! Suck on that!".

Claude - The terms for your release have been granted. You help us finish this war, and we will let you go to Almayra to be part of a postwar international recovery effort and lead Fodlan-Almayra relations from there. Also if you think I'm drinking this tea you obviously drugged, you're insane.

Constance - Lamenting the tight relations of the former House Nuvelle has unfortunately made people think you're the product of inbreeding. Which astounds me that it's not the reason for the actual idiots in this army.

Cornelia - I told you, Gilbert is in charge of you. You supplied us with the most direct route to Shambhala but if he demands you to wear a conservative outfit with a chastity belt, then you do it. Also being forced to clean our sewer system is more him getting revenge. You could just do the Kronya option and sacrifice all your dignity just to save your life. Seems to have worked for her.

Cyril - I don't like that you keep saying "hit or miss" as some sort of ridiculous catchphase. Now is a terrible time to brainstorm how to get more recognition.

Dedue - Your assistance in helping us clean up the aftermath of Dimitri and Edelgard's meeting was greatly appreciated. So much blood…..

Dimitri - I cannot believe Byleth suggested we lock you in a room with Edelgard, arm the both of you with your weapons, and wait for you to "work it out". We all know the Agarthans manipulated the two of you into doing the exact conflict we were trying to avoid! It took Dedue, Byleth, Alois, Gilbert, myself, Rodrigue, Felix, Sylvain, and Catherine to finally pry you apart…Manuela is going to run out of bandages fast.

Dorothea - I think plans to have an opera based on Edelgard's rise and fall can wait. You'd best return all the ketchup you acquired for blood.

Edelgard - We did all of this just to prevent your desire to be finished off. You're guilty of starting this war….but all the same, you are a victim in your own right. Learn from Byleth's mercy. You and Dimitri have established a very precarious alliance…..that neither of you will rest until you slaughter every resident of Shambhala. Oh, they will regret using the both of you….um, we can get into the crest problem AFTER we finish this war.

Felix - Do not blame Annette for her songs. It is your own fault you keep singing that song about cat food.

Ferdinand - I think it is fairly obvious Edelgard will not be allowed to remain Emperor, a condition Dimitri, Rhea, myself, and Byleth all agreed on. Which leaves…..you as literally the best option to lead Adestria. Oh at least try to mask your excitement.

Flayn - I suspect the reason why Byleth has shown reluctance to use the Goddess's power is because she was unable to stop Jeralt's demise with it. Perhaps she is afraid she will do more harm than good with it. What could happen? ….I have the strangest suspicion I will regret saying that.

Fleche - I don't know what an "Est" is and why people keep calling you that. It doesn't sound like a complement.

Gilbert - This is probably your way of having fun for years of suffering before the time comes to seriously punish Cornelia for damaging Faerghus. Like making her write "I will not kidnap, manipulate, and harm populations of people just for my own sick fun" multiple times on chalkboards until she gets cramps in her fingers. I'm actually seeing you smile at your payback methods.

Hanneman - You're working on a device to remove crests from individuals? Based on the problems in our society I would throw in my support for such an item. …please, do not call it "The Remove-a-Crestnator 9000".

Hapi - I see Cornelia wronged you by kidnapping you and performing dangerous experiments on you. Fine, you can help Gilbert with his latest punishment - running a "Give Cornelia a Cream Pie" stand, where people throw fresh creampies at the witch. Yes, he probably knew the double meaning. His sense of humor is…..Gilbert-like.

Hilda - Byleth will not rewind time just you can try out different nail paint colors in the same day.

Hubert - You look surprised. You thought Dimitri would die first? He's too angry to die.

Ignatz - I think you need to calm yourself. I might be Cichol, Flayn might be Cethleann, and Rhea might be Seiros but we're willing to put the holy past behind us. We do not wish to be worshipped anymore. Please stop frantically painting artwork of the three of us.

Ingrid - Felix and Sylvain do not think it's funny you call them "my gay boys" when you think it is.

Kronya - Oh you've suggested the most brilliant punishment yet for Cornelia. While you enjoy licking Byleth's feet, the mere suggestion of her doing that to Gilbert made her skin turn white. Like I said, sometimes life is worth more than dignity.

Jertiza - Byleth has agreed to duel you only on the condition you help her in the fight against Shambhala. And Mercedes is allowed to knock you out with magic should your bloodlust get out of control.

Judith - You can do what you wish, but being open friends with benefits with Nader is not a sight we really want to see. Yes, I know "a woman's gotta f-….have relations, Seteth".

Ladislavia - Ah, when you blush and shout at Lorenz that you're not interested in him, that only makes him more determined. Especially when you keep agreeing to his tea invitations.

Lady Rhea - The truth is known. You've relinquished your Archbishop title…..but I suppose I'll address you as my superior for just a little longer? Now, I think we need to have a talk about this Goddess outfit you've acquired for Byleth…Rhea, you've circled the chest area on the design documents. Several times.

Leonie - No do not suggest Byleth marry her for a symbolic gesture! "I'm sure one of them can have a kid" - good heavens, stop giving Rhea ideas! You and I both know either would name it after Jeralt!

Linhardt - Over my dead body will you court Flayn for "research purposes". Her crest will NOT be passed through your family genes any longer!

Lorenz - Do not look so victorious, you cannot become Alliance leader until the war is officially over. Claude has given it up, so…..or you and Ferdinand could have a noble's noble lunch celebrating the both of you. Sigh.

Lysithea - Permission to nuke Shambhala for experimenting on you denied. Not that I don't support your desires, just that you nuking it would kill our of allies. No, that is NOT a fair sacrifice.

Manuela - I don't believe this. You're breaking up with ME? I was actually enjoying our last…..oh, you're just not ready to fulfill a motherly role so fast. Because….right. Well…..it was still a pleasure while it lasted. I suppose I still think of my departed wife from time to time. No, I will not have breakup sex with you. Go finish treating Dimitri and Edelgard!

Marianne - What? Hilda said you need to defeat her brother in hand-to-hand combat to officially marry her? I suggest you go see Rhea. She knows how to brawl quite well on behalf of her loved ones.

Mercedes - The Death Knight half of Jertiza freezes in terror whenever he spots you. Not even Lysithea scares him that much. People are already calling you the "Life Knight".

Nader - You plan to go with Claude when this is all over? Understood. Sorry, but Judith still has territory to run so she can't come with you. …..oh stop laughing, the two words sound the same.

Petra - We have successfully arranged for Briggid's liberation from the Empire, but I understand your concern over Dagda's aggression in the past. We can still reinforce your homeland. No, you definitely should not take the idea from this army and just capture your enemies. Diplomacy is not the same as being impulsive and reckless in a war.

Randolph - Oh stop with the "back in my day" talk. Do you realize there's three people here that are thousands of years old?

Raphael - Your return to the dining hall was the hardest day the staff had to work in the monastery's history. If you want more you'll be ready to fight.

Rodrigue - I am also perplexed why Felix calls you a "boomer", whatever that is. But mending the relationship between man and child is a task I value greatly, so I will help you.

Shamir - It was surprising you were waiting behind all those cats in the dining hall….less surprising that you would shoot arrows at whoever tried to cut them.

Sylvain - I suppose you're half right, although I would imagine the both of them in even worse shape were they to engage with each other. Right now they're powered by rage and hate, so I suggest we all keep our distance from them.

Yuri - It is….not every day one of the church, the caretaker of Abyss would go insane and try to revive the departed mother of Byleth. I trust you'll keep your discretion on this matte-no don't go off and make necrophilia jokes!


To be continued...


Well seeing as this is not AW let's just assume Dimitri doesn't turn around as well as he did there, but I'm trying whatever I can. I'll probably skip the Rodrigue thing?
Anyways next chapter will be that crazy idea I thought of. Also it should be obvious who Byleth will end up with, I mean, it IS technically, for the most part, still Silver Snow after all!