Chapter 7:
Erin: Jade? You better stop playing down there and come out. It's getting late plus we have a championship game tomorrow night and we can't miss that!
Erin talks to the small hole that sucked Jade in starting to get more concerned about her best friend and panicking if she will come back. Meanwhile back in the Looney Tunes World, the Tunes with Jade arrives at the gym only to see a messy old gym.
Daffy: We've got hoops! *Dangles from a hoop before falling on the floor with the broken hoop*
Elmer: We got weights.
Sylvester: We've got balls! *opens a locker door only to be piled on and flooded by the sports balls*
Jade: I think you guys need to clean this place up.
Daffy: Mess? You're worried about a little mess? There's nothing a little spit shine can't fix.
Jade: Spit shine...?
Daffy: SPIT SHINE!
Jade: I don't think a little spit shine will clean it up.
Taz took out mops and he spun around in his tornado and decided to clean up the gym quick and easy.
Jade: That, on the other hand.
Taz: *grins* Lemony fresh.
Jade: *laughs* You guys are nuts.
Porky: Correction: We're Looney Tunes.
Daffy: And were a righteous and proud trademark owned by Warner Brothers Inc! *showing a logo on his butt and giving it a zany kiss*
Suddenly they heard a rumbling noise from behind them. Jade turned around slowly. Nawt burst in through the door with a snarl, followed by Pound with a roar. Bang and Bupkus broke through the double door.
Bupkus: I'm here!
Blanko: *enters* Me too! *hits a basketball hoop and covers his face* That hurt!
The Monstars approached the young girl, growling with interest.
Jade: Who are these guys? A bunch of circus clowns?
Bugs: *hiding behind Jade* Well uh, remember the tiny aliens I told you about?
He pointed at the Monstars, indicating that those Monstars were the tiny aliens. Jade glanced nervously at each other with a silent "Oh."
Pound: You've heard of the Dream Team, well we're the Mean Team.
Nawt: We're the Monstars: M-O-N...um?
Pound: I ain't seen you around here. Where are you from?
Jade: Um…I'm new in town!
Pound: Heard you a professional in basketball. *holds up a basketball* Let's see what you got, girl!
He tossed the ball at Jade, but she would not play against these creeps.
Jade: I don't play basketball with bullies like you. *tosses the ball back to Pound*
Bupkus: "I don't play basketball with bullies."
The Monstars laughed at that comment.
Bang: Maybe you're chicken.
He started flapping his arms and clucking. Foghorn tried to come at the girl's defense.
Foghorn: I say, I resemble that remark!
Jade: You calling me chicken, fat chump?
Pound: Fat Chump?! Come here You!
Pound grabbed Jade as she struggles to escape but then he molded her into the shape of a basketball as he holds her while she screams in pain of being molded and now literally a basketball. Pound bounces her around for a bit then tossed her to Nawt and dribbled her like rapid fire.
Nawt: Watch the footwork! Can you believe this?!
He tossed Jade to Bruptus who spins her rapidly as well before passing her around to his brothers as they continue bouncing and playing around with the Jade ball.
Bruptus: Let's show this girly ball and the Tunes what we are made of?!
Jade: Helpppppppp Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Pound: You wanna be in the same situation as her Tunes!
The Tunes wanted to go in and help her but they did not wish to confront the Monstars. Then the ball wrapped girl is thrown to Bang, who caught her, and dunked her so hard the glass from the basketball hoop broke. Jade screamed, bounced, and moaned until she stretched back to her normal shape. The toons looked at her with pity as Jade gets up dizzy.
Pound: Hey everybody! Look at your hero now!
Foghorn: You okay, miss?
Jade: I think so, I still feel stretched out. You guys are making a big mistake right now!
Bang: You're all washed up doll.
Jade: Doll?! Why you little-
Tweety: Jade is not washed up. She's the greatest ever!
Bang: Shut up!
Bang flicks Tweety to the wall then slid to the ground. Jade gets up and rushes over to pick up Tweety all concerened.
Jade: Tweety, are you okay?
Blanko: Yeah, are you okay? (Bang and Bruptus growl at him) Whoops.
Tweety: My poor little cranium. You're not scared of them are you Jade?
Jade looks at Tweety worried then looks up at the Monstars and glares at them.
Jade: You wanna play basketball then we will play basketball!
The Tunes celebrate in hope as the Monstars laugh and walk off. Jade then walks over to grab a real basketball and looks at the Tunes in confidence and smiles.
Jade: Cmon guys, let's play some basketball. Also Bugs?
Bugs: Wassup Jade?
Jade: How was I able to be smushed into a ball by them?
Bugs: You are in Looney Tunes Land which means even though you're human, you are now a looney tunes as well.
