Original Posted On: Feb. 14, 2020

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Current Harem:

Zest, Gabriel, Lucoa, Serafall, Penemue

OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HIGHSCHOOL DXD!

"Hey" = Speaking

'Hey' = Thinking

'Hey' = Memory

"Hey"= Sacred Gear/ Communication link/ Tailed Beast

Chapter 28: Valentine Birthday Blowout

2014, February 14th, Kuoh…

Xenovia stirred from her sleep from her toad alarm clock going off.

"Alright, I'm up." Xenovia sluggishly muttered as she turned off the alarm.

She lay on her back, her long blue hair spread across the bed like water.

"Come on, Xeno." Kokuo stated in a tired tone. "You are going to fall back asleep if you don't get up."

Xenovia groaned as she rolled out of bed, grabbing her towels.

'Fine.' She huffed as she made her way to the bathroom to bathe.

"Morning, Xenovia." Zest said happily with a bright smile. "How are you feeling?"

"What do you mean?" Xenovia asked as she rubbed her eyes.

"What?" Zest asked in shock. "How could you forget today is your sixteenth birthday?"

All tiredness Xenovia had been feeling shot out of her body as she remembered that it was February 14th, aka, Valentine's Day.

Meaning that the girls would give boys chocolate, and then the boys would give them chocolate later on, on White Day.

"You don't have chocolate?" Zest asked, watching Xenovia nod. "Well, since I am still here, I think I'll help you out, birthday girl."

Xenovia smiled and was all giddy before she was ushered to the bathroom while Zest made a shadow clone to make breakfast while she herself made chocolates for Xenovia, Kuroka, and Shirone to give, also making some for herself to give to Naruto that night for a… personal exchange of chocolate.

Xenovia finished showering, letting Kuroka and Shirone in to bathe before returning to her room.

'I'm sixteen today.' She thought with a smile as she brushed her long hair.

She finished her preparations and stepped out to see Shirone and Kuroka stepping out of their shared room.

Shirone had medium length hair, going to her shoulders, and wore a black cat hair pin to keep it in place.

Kuroka had her hair in a messy Chinese-style bun with long hair pins keeping it in place. Her bangs still framed her face.

All three of them wore their school uniforms, but wore new pins to show their grade level.

Shirone being a first year in high school.

Xenovia being a second year in high school.

Kuroka being a first year in college.

"So, you going to give Naruto your chocolate?" Kuroka teased Xenovia as they went down to eat.

"Aren't you?" Xenovia asked, blushing slightly.

"I'm giving my chocolates to Gyuki-sensei." Shirone said chipperly, getting confused looks from Kuroka and Xenovia.

"Oh, thank you, Shirone." Gyuki said, honestly touched by his student's sign of affection.

'You're welcome.' Shirone thought as she ignored her siblings.

"You just want to do that because it means you get to eat the chocolate." Kuroka pointed out. "Gyuki-sensei will have to take over for him to eat it, meaning you would too."

"Wow," Xenovia said in surprise. "That is impressive."

Shirone smirked and sat down.

"Morning everyone." Zest said as she passed out breakfast and small bundles of freshly made and chilled chocolates. "I got to go to work, so enjoy your food and do the dishes before you three leave."

Zest grabbed her jacket and hugged her children goodbye before leaving.

"Thank you." Shirone said before her hazel eyes dulled and she opened the bag of chocolate and ate it. "Wow, these taste really good, thank you for this, Shirone."

"Hey, don't talk with my sister's mouth full, Gyuki-sensei." Xenovia asked as said tailed beast realized what he did.

"Sorry." He muttered before finishing his chocolate and returning control to Shirone, who smiled as she could taste the chocolate. "That was good."

Kuroka sighed and ate her breakfast.

"Naruto said he would throw a party on Genbu tonight for you." Kuroka stated as she looked at Xenovia. "I had to remind him that your Kendo club session would be an hour, so make sure to come home right away when you finish."

"Thank you, Kuroka." Xenovia said cheerfully before being handed a small gift, a white bag with a black bow on it, from Shirone.

"Happy Birthday, Xenovia." Kuroka and Shirone stated together.

Xenovia covered her mouth and looked at her older and younger step sister.

"Thank you." She said as she pulled out a card, which was hand made to look have Durandal and Kubikiribocho on the cover in an X form.

Xenovia read it and smiled before opening the gift itself and seeing a beautifully and newly made battle suit.

It looked like her old one that she was given by the Church upon finishing her training, but it was recently getting small and tight around her new curves.

This one, while looking the same, was different.

It had chainmail woven into it and the original leather fabric was replaced by chakra enhanced leather, much stronger than normal leather.

On the inside, where her shoulder blades would be, was a special seal.

"Thank you…" Xenovia repeated as she looked at the gloves and boots, having the same seal inside of them. "These are amazing…"

"We thought really hard on what to get you." Kuroka said as she shrugged her shoulders. "Shirone thought of this, so we went to Kyoto and had one of the armorers make this. Those seals on the inside of them will actually help you. They don't add anything to you, but they will use magic or chakra wo swap out what ever clothing you might be wearing to these for when you need to fight, just add some chakra to it and then it's a simple thought that will activate it and then your clothes will be replaced with these. The chainmail was made to block holy weapons and demonic weapons and the like."

Xenovia hugged Kuroka and Shirone tightly.

"Thank you." Xenovia said again as she was hugged back.

"Okay, enough of the sappiness." Kuroka said in slight irritation. "Let me go."

"No, let me hug you both a little longer." Xenovia responded.

Kuroka pouted as Shirone snuggled into Xenovia's body, just accepting the hug.

They quickly finished breakfast, did the dishes and sped out of the house when they realized they had about thirty minutes to get to school, which took forty minutes to walk to.

"SHIT!" Shirone shouted as they were waiting for the light impatiently to change. "Fuck this."

Shirone looked around, and when she knew there wasn't anyone around, she touched Kuroka and Xenovia, applied some chakra and they all became invisible with the Transparency Jutsu that Jack had taught her a while back.

Koneko added some of her chakra to her legs with a slight mix of Gyuki's chakra to be safe.

"Okay, let's go." Kuroka stated as she gathered an imperfect amount of senjutsu in her body, as she wasn't completely a sage yet, Zest was still training her along with Matatabi.

Xenovia smirked and activated her Boil Release, her body emitting steam and the green lock of hair glowing neon.

They all jumped into the air, towards a building.

The three of them added some chakra to their feet and ran across the vertical surface with ease before jumping to the next building.

"WOHOOO!" Xenovia shouted with glee as she enjoyed the rush she was feeling.

However, none of them really enjoyed the thought of their skirts flipping up with their movements, but since they were transparent, it mattered little.

"Shit!" Shirone shouted as her concentration slipped and she fell off.

"SHIRONE!" Xenovia and Kuroka shouted as the youngest of the three fell from their reach to the ground.

Shirone looked as the ground speedily inched itself closer.

'Okay, sorry, Gyuki-sensei.' Shirone apologized as she activated Chakra Cloak Version 1, with a single tail appearing and snagging into a tree to prevent her from becoming a flesh pancake on the ground.

'That was too close.' Shirone thought as she retracted the Cloak and landed on the ground.

"Shirone." Kuroka and Xenovia said as they landed next to her, ending their respective powers, allowing Shirone to undo the transparency and they looked her over, worriedly.

"I'm fine." Shirone said in irritation.

"But…"

"School!"

They looked at their watches.

Ten minutes.

They barely made it to class on time.

Meanwhile…

'Huh, that's what happened?' Naruto thought as Gyuki, Matatabi, and Kokuo informed him of what happened. 'At least they didn't get hurt.'

For the first time in a short while, Naruto was alone.

Penemue was out with Damian to have Azazel do a check up on him for health reasons.

Serafall, Oscar, and Lily had returned home to the Underworld for the next month, as Serafall would bring their children to play with him once a month on her days off.

Gabriel had Joseph and Mary brough with her for Michael to spend some time with his Niece and Nephew on his day off while she picked up on where she left off.

Lucoa had taken Jiraiya and Kushina shopping with her.

Naruto enjoyed the peace he had.

With seven children to take care of, he barely had a moment to himself, even with shadow clones helping him.

Currently, Naruto was within his inner sanctum, which had been updated and cleaned.

'Mom, Dad, Miko, Tamamo…' Naruto thought as he looked upon the murals and saw his parental figures and previous wife. 'Thank you, for everything.'

He said a small prayer before leaving.

'I think I'll go fishing.' He thought as he exited.

"Naruto, we are home." Lucoa shouted.

Naruto blinked and mentally groaned before smiling.

"Whatever." He said with a bright smile as he stretched.

He walked up and greeted Lucoa, who he had married before Zest, Serafall, and Gabriel gave birth.

"Hello." He said as he kissed her cheek, making her smile. "And how are you two doing?"

He picked up Jiraiya and Kushina from the ground.

"Hello." Jiraiya repeated as he smiled at his dad.

Kushina waved her tiny hand before she hugged her dad's face.

"I love you too." Naruto chuckled as he kissed their cheeks. "Now who wants to play?"

Lucoa smiled brighter as she watched her husband play with their children.

'To think that this all felt impossible at one point.' Lucoa thought as she looked at her wedding ring, a simple gold band in the form of a rainbow serpent, in honor of her title as a Dragon King and the Quetzalcoatl. 'And our wedding night, four women all at once. And after marrying three of us on the same day.'

Tis true.

Naruto married Lucoa, Gabriel and Serafall with Michael as the priest.

He presented them each with a special ring.

Serafall's ring was a simple silver band with emerald and sapphires.

Gabriel's was gold with pearls.

Lucoa felt aroused at the memory of the hot five way that she shared with Naruto, Zest, Serafall, and Gabriel.

'Okay, calm down.' Lucoa thought to herself as she put the groceries away as Naruto played with Kushina and Jiraiya.

Kuoh Academy…

Xenovia relaxed when the lunch bell rang after her math class.

'Lord, please, why do these languages have to be so difficult?' She mentally begged.

Xenovia could fluently speak English, Italian, Japanese, and Spanish, having been taught by Gabriel and Lucoa.

But reading was still a little difficult for her, but it wasn't to much.

Xenovia reached into her school bag and pulled out some money for lunch.

"Hey, Xenovia…"

She turned and saw a boy.

He was of average height, brown hair, brown eyes, and wore the male equivalent of the academy's school uniform, the jacket and the white button up shirt open to reveal a red shirt.

"Yes?" Xenovia asked, slightly on edge. 'Is this like those scenes in the manga I have read? I mean, it is Valentine's Day, so boys would be trying to get chocolate.'

"I was wondering if you knew where the cafeteria was?" Issei nervously asked. "I have been here since the new semester, and I still get lost."

Xenovia was genuinely shocked.

"Oh, I was heading there now actually." Xenovia replied. "I can show you the way."

"Really?" he asked.

"Well, actually, before that, can I learn your name?" Xenovia asked, realizing he knew her name, but she didn't know his.

"Oh, sorry, my name is Issei Hyoudo." Issei introduced.

"Okay, Issei, let's go…" Xenovia said as she motioned for him to follow her after she stood up from her desk.

They walked in silence with Issei following behind Xenovia, looking at her butt and legs as they walked.

"Hey, Xenovia." Shirone called out as she ran up to Xenovia. "Let's eat together."

"Alright." Xenovia stated as she noticed many of the male students were acting very anxious.

"Who are you?" Shirone asked as she took notice of Issei's leering. "And where do you THINK you're looking at?"

Issei's eyes snapped up as Xenovia turned, confused at why Shirone asked Issei that.

"Shirone, be nice to Issei. I am helping him get to the cafeteria." Xenovia explained.

Shirone frowned, glaring at Issei as he started to sweat.

"Okay, I understand." She said slowly. "Nice to meet you, I'm Shirone."

"Issei." He replied, nervously, his hand extended to shake hers but she looked at it like it was diseased.

Shirone turned and started walking, holding Xenovia's hand.

'She seems…. Spiteful.' Issei thought as he walked behind them, his eyes landing on Xenovia's hips, seeing the skirt sway. 'But Xenovia doesn't seem to be like that…'

The three made it to the cafeteria and separated, the two Uzumaki's ate lunch with Tsubaki Shinra, Sona's Queen, and a few others of Sona's peerage.

"Hey, isn't that Yuuto Kiba?" the small group heard as said male walked past them. "He is so handsome, the Prince of Kuoh."

'Meh, he isn't anything special.' Xenovia and Koneko collectively thought, being able to sense his sacred gear within him.

Kokuo and Gyuki felt this too, and took notes of the peerage members and how many there were, to inform Naruto later.

Isobu couldn't risk doing this recon or else risk exposing himself further to Sona, who still had no idea he existed.

This was only allowed under necessary exposure.

The day went on as normal, nothing special happening.

"See you when I get home, Shirone." Xenovia said as she walked to the Kendo Clubroom for their practice.

"Later, Xenovia." Shirone said as she headed to Kuoh College to meet up with Kuroka and then walk home.

Xenovia and her clubmates went through standard exorcises and practiced against each other, with Xenovia being the obviously most experienced due to facing off against monsters and strays with her family.

Xenovia was considered the best Kendo practitioner in the school, catching the attention of Sona and Rias.

She, and a few of her clubmates, which was still mostly females at the moment, sighed as she showered to get the sweat off of her body after practice.

'I can't wait for tonight…' Xenovia thought giddily as she showered. 'It's my birthday and its Valentine's Day. Thankfully I didn't tell anyone about my birthday, or else I wouldn't be able to go to Genbu tonight.'

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, PERVERTS!"

Xenovia was on edge when she and the rest of her club heard a girl scream this.

They grabbed their shinai and dressed quickly, leaving the locker room to see some of the older Kendo members, the female student who screamed, and the captain with three boys.

'Issei?' Xenovia thought as she saw him and his two fellow perverts, Matsudo and Motohama.

"These are them, huh?" The captain asked, looking like a female Jotaro Kujo in Xenovia's mind with her open uniform and cap, with her shinai on her shoulder.

"Yes, I saw them looking at the wall, and I knew it was a peep hole when they were giggling like idiots." The girl said disgusted.

"That so, huh?" The captain said as she tapped her shinai against her shoulder menacingly.

Issei, Matsudo, and Motohama begged for mercy before they were beaten by shinai.

Xenovia was angry and took out some frustration as well, but not as much as she should have.

'Pervert.' Xenovia thought as she started to leave the school. 'And here and thought that he was a decent guy.'

She stormed out from the gates, and was about to go home.

"Hey, Xenovia."

Xenovia's anger was flushed away when she heard Zest call her name.

"Good, I was worried that you would be walking home alone, so I decided to do all my grading while I waited for you." Zest said as she reached her daughter, pulling out a small gift box. "Happy Birthday, Xenovia."

Xenovia took the box and opened it.

Inside was a necklace, a locket.

Xenovia opened it and it was a picture of Naruto and Zest with her as a baby.

"Thank you, I love this." Xenovia replied, getting a little teary eyed.

Zest smiled and pulled Xenovia into a hug.

"I'm happy that you like it." Zest said warmly into the hug. "You have grown up so much, you were about a year old when this picture was taken, and now you are sixteen."

The mother and daughter separated.

"I am so proud of you, Xenovia." Zest finished.

They made it to their home, and once there, they were greeted by Naruto, Jack, Kuroka, Shirone, Lucoa, Kushina, Jiraiya, Penemue, and Damian.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, XENOVIA!" they cheered as they popped the confetti poppers, causing the younger children to start to panic.

"Happy sixteenth." Lucoa said as she pulled Xenovia in for a hug and handing her a gift. "From me and Jiraiya."

Xenovia opened the box and pulled out a rainbow cloak with feathers.

"I used my own feathers to make that." Lucoa said as Xenovia looked it over. "It can help lessen the damage on elemental attacks and you can summon it when needed."

"Wow, thank you, Lucoa." Xenovia thanked as she hugged the Dragon, and extremely grateful as Lucoa made one for Kuroka and Shirone for their last birthdays.

"This is from me." Jack said as she handed Xenovia a very small box, which contained two small skull and bones hair clips that looked like Jack's own skull mask.

"Thank you, Jack, this will help keep my hair out of my face." Xenovia stated as her older sister hugged her.

"No problem, sis." Jack said proudly. "I remember when you where this big. You were so tiny."

Xenovia blushed when Jack grabbed her boobs.

"And look at you now." Jack said, slight amounts of unhappiness in her tone. "You have gotten so big."

Xenovia pulled her breasts out of Jack's hands before turning towards Penemue.

"And this is from me and Damian." Penemue said as she handed a small bag to Xenovia.

Inside was a photo of the massive family that was the Uzumaki family, with Penemue and the young children.

"Thank you, Penemue." Xenovia replied as she looked over all the gifts she had received.

She walked up to Naruto and held out a bag of chocolates.

"Happy Valentine's Day, Naruto." Xenovia said happily as she put it in Naruto's hands.

"Thank you, Xenovia." Naruto thanked before pulling out his gift. "I hand made this for you. It isn't as important, but it is necessary."

Xenovia opened the bag and pulled out a red scarf.

"It is just a normal scarf." Naruto explained as he wrapped it around Xenovia's neck lovingly. "It should keep you warm during the rest of the winter months."

Xenovia hugged Naruto, ignoring everyone.

'Thank you, Naruto.' Xenovia thought passionately as she felt Naruto hug her back.

Next day…

After a night of safe partying, Xenovia, Shirone, and Kuroka arrived at school, yawning as they entered the campus.

"I'll see you both after school." Kuroka stated tiredly.

Xenovia and Shirone merely nodded their heads.

"Later, Shirone." Xenovia said as they separated.

"Later, sis." Shirone muttered weakly, yawning.

Xenovia smiled at this and entered her classroom, seeing Issei, Matsuda, and Motohama.

However, Issei was standing next to a beautiful girl.

"NO WAY!" the other two perverts shouted as Issei nodded.

"Yep, this is my girlfriend Yuma." Issei restated, catching Xenovia's attention, and Kokuo's attention.

"That girl… she is a fallen." Kokuo stated, making Xenovia a little nervous as she walked to her seat and prepared to start class. "I will inform Naruto of this. Don't do anything stupid."

Xenovia sighed in offense as Kokuo went silent, signaling she was informing Naruto of the current event.

'This is going to be a problem.' Xenovia thought as she decided to take a nap, her hair staying out of her face thanks to her hair pins.

Genbu…

Naruto listened to Kokuo's report.

'Hm…' Naruto thought as he felt like he recognized something with Issei.

Kokuo and Naruto's consciousness returned to Xenovia's body, and Naruto returned immediately and had a big smirk on his face.

'It has been a long time since I last saw Ddraig.' He thought with fond memories of Elsha.

Chapter 28, DONE!

Well, I know I promised this chapter would start canon, but I couldn't resist the fact that Xenovia's birthday is Valentine's Day.