Original Posted On: Mar. 2, 2020
Beta Read by: Heckelman88, Crowfeast, Tachyon99, xhope14x, Neostardustdragon101
Hey, guys. Sorry about last chapter. I was extremely sick and lots of things were making me agitated, and I ended up making several mistakes.
I am very sorry for the chapter 31 mix up. I was trying to repost chapter 30, and accidently set up chap 31.
Review Response:
Doomqwer: Yeah, I am happy that I included Ophis into the cast of characters, this way she is not an antagonist turning protagonist, the is a protagonist from the beginning.
AscendedHumanity: I do, but that one was something that I wasn't going to let slide without bringing it up.
Crywolfseven: Chronosign and I are talking it over and are coming up with solutions to the Tarot cards.
Adislt: I have an explanation to why its Tarot and not Shogi pieces. I don't know anything about Shogi, but I know the Tarot. That's my reason. The in-canon reason will be explained later.
Naruto009523: Anko is Bi, Akeno is Bi, and I am still thinking if Anko should be with Naruto.
Autobot-Wolfsketch: Rias hasn't made contact with Kurama… yeah, Tsunade… what should she teach Asia besides how to DODGE!
Deamoncreator2002: Chronosign and I are still working out the kinks of the Tarot cards. It is a possibility we have talked about.
M1tchf1t: Thank you for the support, and the joke, I laughed.
Bowencodyg: Thank you man.
Arraia: Thank you.
Angron: The Flugel are important, but have not been needed. They are still around, flourishing in Heaven. And there is a reason for why I chose Tarot over Shogi, I explained this earlier Adislt.
LilHuesos: I will continue.
Spark681: I won't let it slide, or get to me. And thanks for your support.
Akuro361: hey, thank you. You made some fair points. And thank Chronosign for offering help with this idea, its his idea so all credit goes to him.
Guest: I see what you mean, but I will have to talk to Chronosign.
Current Harem:
Zest, Gabriel, Lucoa, Serafall, Penemue
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HIGHSCHOOL DXD!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey"= Sacred Gear/ Communication link/ Tailed Beast
Chapter 31: Nun of your Business
Meanwhile…
"Naruto, we have come to play!" Serafall called out as she, Lily, and Oscar appeared on Genbu.
"Da…" The twins called out as they wobbled over to their father, nearly falling before Naruto scooped them up.
"Hey, you two." Naruto laughed as he kissed their cheeks. "You been good for your mother?"
"Yes." Lily replied with a giggle before kissing her father back.
"They turned Sirzechs's pants inside out, underwear and all, when he and Grayfia were over last week." Serafall told Naruto as she kissed him, enjoying the contact of their lips together.
"That must have been fun." Naruto said as he put Lily and Oscar down on the couch. "But now its my turn to play with you guys."
"Daddy…"
Naruto turned around to see Penemue with Damian breastfeeding from his mother and Jiraiya carrying Kushina on his back, the little rabbit girl sleeping against her older brother's back.
"Hey, your brother and sister are here." Naruto said as he stepped aside for Jiraiya to see the Devil twins.
Penemue smiled as Jiraiya carefully made his way over with Kushina and put her down before he tackled the twins.
"They are so full of energy." Penemue said as she pulled Damian off her nipple and burped him. "I wonder where they get it from?"
"Ha, ha, I nearly forgot how to laugh." Naruto replied sarcastically.
"OW!"
Naruto sighed and pulled the fighting children apart.
'I guess this is what it is like being a dad of multiple children.' Naruto thought for the umpteenth time in the last four years.
Meanwhile, Heaven…
Michael leaned into his chair in the vast garden within Heaven.
On his legs, napping, were Joseph and Mary Uzumaki.
His nephew and niece.
"Master Michael."
Said man looked up and saw one of the Flugel children who was born within the last ten years.
The Flugel were made to be as strong as normal angels, but had the capability to use chakra and reproduce without falling so the Angels could flourish.
This young boy's name was Eralo.
"Yes, Eralo?" Michael asked.
"I was wondering, how did we Flugel come to exist?" He asked curiously and respectfully, knowing full well he was talking to the leader of Heaven. "I mean… why do we even exist?"
Michael, many of the older angels, and Flugel parents had been asked similar questions in the past.
"Take a seat young man, and I shall tell you the tale of the Flugel creation." Michael said softly as he held his niece and nephew close. "You see, it all started when a certain man came to Heaven…"
Meanwhile…
As Michael told the tale, Gabriel walked along the Pearly Gate, taking notes of possible weaknesses and how to fix them as she also recounted this tale to the two young Flugel who were accompanying her.
"So, this man made our ancestors?" One of them asked. "And he is your husband?"
"Yes, he is." Gabriel said fondly as she looked at her ring.
"Besides making us to replenish our forces, why else did he create us?" the second Flugel asked. "I mean, none of us have even left Heaven."
"Yes, Naruto made the Flugel to help us repopulate, but he made your ancestors to be people, to decide what you wanted to do. Yes, helping us keep the non-fighters safe and protect the humans, but everything else is up to you to decide with your futures." Gabriel explained as she looked at the two. "Any more questions?"
The two Flugel shook their heads, smiling.
Yes, the Flugel weren't well known outside of Heaven, but they and the Angels flourished and had up to three total generations of Flugel during the last one hundred years since Naruto made the first Legion of Flugel.
They weren't made to be fighting machines, they were people.
Kuoh…
Zest sighed as she looked at Tsunade.
"You sure this is a good idea, Tsunade?" Zest asked as she sipped her coffee. "I mean, helping the girl is fine, but the devils… Naruto wanted to stay away from them for so long, and now that we risk exposure…"
"If we are exposed, then we can make it a good thing." Tsunade interrupted. "Naruto needs to grow up."
Zest sighed in agreement.
Currently, the girls were getting ready for tonight, Issei having gone home to change and get ready as well.
"Don't worry about this, Zest." Tsunade replied. "I will be there watching over them, and with Saiken as my partner, we won't fail."
Zest perked up a bit at this, but it didn't vanquish all the worry she felt inside her soul.
That Night…
Issei knocked on the door of the Uzumaki house.
He wore his school uniform, because he had no idea what else to wear.
The door opened, revealing Shirone, Kuroka, Xenovia, and Tsunade.
Shirone wore a white, blue, and gold battle kimono, with a red spiral on the back. It had a lighter blue obi with gold leaves on it. The skirt went to her knees. She wore thigh high socks with wooden sandals painted black with thick red string for the toe holder.
Kuroka wore her usual black kimono with a yellow obi.
Xenovia wore her new exorcist outfit that Shirone and Kuroka gave her for her birthday, and the cloak that goes with it, covering her body. Her long blue hair in a pony tail.
Tsunade hadn't changed her clothing.
"Okay, we are ready." Kuroka said as she and Shirone covered their tails and ears before stepping out. "Lead the way, Hyoudo."
"I would like to thank you all again for this." Issei said as he led them to the church. "I don't know what I would have done if you didn't help me."
"You'd probably die." Shirone stated, getting an upset glare from Kuroka. "You know it's true."
Issei sighed, accepting the fact that at the moment he was weak.
He believed Kuroka's earlier words about his sacred gear being powerful when he had the resolve, but how could he utilize the ability to boost his power by two every ten seconds.
"Okay, we take a left right here." Issei said as turned the corner.
Unknown to Issei, but known by all the women, Zest was secretly following them with Jack, who was erasing their presence with her Reaper magic.
"How long has it been since we last did this, mom." Jack asked as she watched the group from the sky with her devil wings while carrying her mom.
"Way to long, sweetheart." Zest replied as they slowly made their way to the church.
Meanwhile…
Raynare lay on her back, throwing the book she was reading to the side.
She turned and saw Asia through the massive hole in the wall, praying.
Raynare snarled.
'This girl, looking at her just pisses me off.' Raynare thought as she got up and left, leaving one of the human stray priests to watch over Asia.
"Kalawarner, how is Dohnaseek's chest doing?" Raynare asked her fellow fallen as she passed her.
"He is making subtle improvement, thanks to that girls sacred gear." Kalawarner said as she thought of her friend. "He should make a full recovery tomorrow morning."
"Perfect." Raynare said before she turned the corner, bumping into Mittelt.
"Oh, Raynare." Mittelt said with slight jumpiness. "Sorry, didn't see you there."
"It's fine." Raynare said, raising an eyebrow. "What has you on edge?"
"Well, one of our guys said he saw a small group of people heading this way, and Hyoudo was with them." Mittelt informed Raynare, who snarled further.
"Fuck, and we haven't started the ritual to get the girls sacred gear." Raynare snapped.
She looked at her two friends.
"Get as many men as you can, get them in the ritual chamber and have that freak Freed fight that group of people. I'll get Asia's sacred gear now, screw waiting for later." Raynare ordered.
"Yes, ma'am." Kalawarner and Mittelt said as they went to do as they were told.
'Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, DAMN IT!' Raynare chanted as she stomped into Asia's room, scaring the poor girl before Raynare grabbed her. "You are coming with me, NOW!"
Asia was full of fear as she was dragged out of her room and into the church to the alter, where the hidden stair case was.
"HELP!" Asia screamed in fear when the stairs were revealed. "ISSEI!"
Church perimeter…
Issei gasped as he looked around.
"Something wrong?" Shirone asked as she looked around as well.
"I swear… I just heard Asia calling out to me." Issei said cautiously. "I might be going crazy, or she could have connected with me."
"Or one of their followers is playing a mind trick, kid." Tsunade said as she and Kuroka prepared the barrier. "Anyway, Kuroka and I shall make the barrier, get going and save your little nun. Also…"
Tsunade pulled out a paper seal.
"Take this." Tsunade said as she handed it to Issei. "Use it if you get overwhelmed."
"Okay, what does it do?" Issei said with confusion before he put it in his pocket.
"It will summon some help if you get outnumbered by the enemy." Tsunade explained. "Just ask for help with it in your hand and you will get some help."
"Alright, thank you for the help." Issei said as he summoned his sacred gear, Xenovia and Shirone nodding.
Tsunade stood still and Kuroka created two clones before the three of them moved.
Once in position, a purple barrier in the shape of a rectangle appeared, invisible to humans.
"Four Violet Flames Formation." Tsunade said as she, Kuroka, and the clones channeled small amounts of their Beast Blessing chakra into the barrier as well to strengthen it.
'I hope none of you will need serious medical attention.' Tsunade thought as she focused on the barrier. 'And you owe me a huge jug of sake, Zest.'
Within the church…
"Hello, it's great to see you again, shitty devil." Freed shouted as he waved his hand joyfully, holy bullet gun in one hand and a light sword handle in the other.
"Freed." Issei said as he glared at the ex-priest.
"Oh, you remember me." Freed said as he looked at Shirone and Xenovia, who flung off her cloak, revealing her exorcist outfit as she summoned the broken Kubikiribocho. "Oh, and I see you brought some friends. They are smoking hot. Well, except for shorty."
Shirone grew a tick mark.
"Hyoudo, get to the nun." Shirone said as she drew in the small amount of senjutsu she could and mixed it with her own chakra and called on a small portion of Gyuki's chakra. "I'm going to enjoy killing you."
"Alright." Issei said confidently as he Promoted to Rook.
"As if, BITCH!" Freed shouted as he pointed his gun at Issei. "DIE!"
Xenovia jumped in front of Issei, the flat of her sword being cracked as the holy light bullet hitting it.
'Fuck, those holy bullets are no joke.' Xenovia thought as she lunged at Freed. 'I might have to use Durandal… no, he isn't worthy of dying at its edge. I guess I'll use my… secret weapon.'
Freed activated his light sword and clashed with Xenovia. The two began to fight as Xenovia's sword held up, though it was still cracking due to the strength of the light sword. Suddenly, the two clashed and began pushing against the other before Freed jumped back in order to avoid Shirone who had slammed her fist where Freed had stood, cratering the floor.
Freed then tried to fire a bullet at Shirone but it was blocked when Xenovia appeared in front of Shirone with her sword blocking the bullet. Shirone then jumped over Xenovia while using her shoulder as a launchpad to jump higher before she came spinning down with a heel kick.
Feeling the danger, Freed jumped out of the way just as Shirone slammed into the ground, causing another crater in the ground but this time, the area shook a bit from her strength, causing Freed to lose his balance for a second.
Freed was then forced to block Xenovia's sword at the awkward angle, preventing him from exerting more strength. However, before Freed could think of bringing up his gun to shoot at Xenovia, Shirone appeared at his side and slammed her fist into his stomach, launching him into a tree that cracked on impact.
Freed looked up in pain but then saw something out of the corner of his eye that caused him to grin. Lifting his gun, he fired a shot at Issei, who had been heading towards the basement entrance while he was occupied. However, Xenovia saw this and moved to block the bullet, but due to the damage of the other bullets and the light sword, Xenovia's sword broke even more, barely a foot left of the blade.
But we all know it was an easy fix.
Freed then charged at Xenovia and began to clash with his light sword before he deflected her broken sword out of her hands and pushed her further away from it. He then stalked towards Xenovia and pointed his gun at her head.
"Sorry babe but it looks like you won't go out in a blaze of sexual pleasure," Freed said in sadness as he started to pull the trigger.
Xenovia's eyes widened.
She reached to her pouch and pulled something out.
Before the crazed priest could finish pulling the trigger, Shirone appeared before him, one of her stocking in her hands.
"Say it with me Xenovia!" Shirone shouted as the stocking turned into a wakizashi.
Xenovia smirked as she unfolded a pair of panties.
"Of course." Xenovia said cockily as the panties became a gun.
"REPENT MOTHERFUCKER!" Shirone and Xenovia shouted.
Freed didn't have time to blink before a bullet lodged itself into his other shoulder and his head landed on the ground, his body falling to the ground.
"Alright," Shirone said as she slipped her stocking back on before stomping on the man's head.
"YES!" Xenovia said giddily as she grabbed her sword, coating it in some of Freed's blood, restoring just under half of the blade. "WE FINALLY GOT TO DO THE PANTY AND STOCKING LINE!"
"Oh, great, what did we walk into."
Xenovia, with her panty gun, pointed it at the speaker, while Shirone was ready to fight.
"I have no idea, but whatever that display of weapons was, I don't want to think about it," Kalawarner told Mittelt, confused and uncomfortable.
"I agree," Mittelt said, equally confused and uncomfortable. "However, that little girl, the white one, has to pay for what she did to Dohnaseek."
Kalawarner agreed and the two of them made their weapons.
"Looks like the Daemon equivalents have appeared, Shirone." Xenovia said as she smirked.
"And like them," Shirone said as she prepared to fight, not with her secret weapon, but her fists. "They are going down."
Meanwhile…
"ASIA!" Issei shouted as he entered the room where the ritual was being held.
"ISSEI!" Asia shouted back before Raynare stepped before her.
"I see you are still alive, Issei." Raynare said all sweetly. "But be a good boy, and die to my men."
Dozens of ex-priests filed into the room, all armed with blades of light and holy bullet guns.
"Let's even the odds." Issei said as he pulled out the seal Tsunade gave him earlier. "Please, I need help to fight my enemies!"
The seal glowed bright red, and when it died down. Jack and Zest stood before Issei and the Priests.
"What happened?" Zest said as she realized she and Jack, who had her face hidden, were no longer outside.
"Zest-sensei?" Issei asked as he saw his teacher, wearing her standard battle uniform (The one she wears in her canon) with her ears revealed. "You… Never mind this now, I need help fighting these guys."
Zest sighed and sidestepped one of the priests, kneeing his stomach as he passed her with no effort.
"Fine, but I expect a perfect score on your next exam, Hyoudo." Zest replied as she entered Sage mode and Jack summoned her sacred gear.
"She is a yokai and the smaller one is a sacred gear user." One of the Priests shouted. "We don't need to hold back."
All the awake priests started to laugh as their bodies morphed and twisted until they were massive and disproportionate monstrosities pulled from an H.P. Lovecraft book.
'Got to thank that Orochimaru for his experiments.' Raynare thought as she was in the middle of her ritual.
"What are you doing, Hyoudo?" Jack asked as she sliced through another creature. "Get going!"
"Yes, thanks." Issei shouted as he ran past the villains and up the steps. "ASIA!"
More monsters, this time much smaller, appeared before Issei.
"OUT OF MY WAY!" Issei shouted as he slammed his fist against one of them, impaling them with his fist and into the other, covering his fist in blood.
Adrenaline flooded Issei's body, but he was laser focused on getting up the long stars.
'Almost done.' Raynare thought in a panic as she had more weaker monsters attack Issei, each one being batted away. 'Damn it Orochimaru I asked for the better ones, not… the weakling… FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK….'
Issei, now covered in blood, was getting thoroughly pissed.
"ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT!" Issei shouted exhaustedly as he pulled his left arm back, now boosted up to his max of ten.
He slammed it into the next creature he hit, his sacred gear glowing, and a wave of wild magic blasted through them all, going through the ceiling, the ground and out of the church roof.
No longer was his gear a simple armor plate covering his hand.
His sacred gear had awakened into its true form: The Boosted Gear.
Raynare felt this pulse of energy and knew it wasn't good.
"ALL MONSTERS, TO THE STAIRS!" she shouted, drawing many of the stronger monsters to that location before the top to stop Issei.
"OUT OF MY WAY!" Issei shouted as he hit the next one, slammed back down the stairs.
"Woah, there." Jack said, smirking as she realized Issei's sacred gear. "Don't worry, we will stop them, won't we, Zest."
Raynare blinked as the ritual still had another minute left and Zest was closing the distance.
'SHIT!' Raynare thought, her life flashing before her eyes as Zest's lava chakra covered hand was pulled back, with the intent of killing her.
Chapter 31, DONE!
Well, things sure have changed.
Issei fighting along side Zest and Jack, Xenovia and Shirone killing Freed.
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OKAY, FINE! PANTY AND STOCKING WITH GARTERBELT IS AN AMAZING SHOW, WATCH IT!
(Deep breath)
Okay, so I have fulfilled a handful of peoples wishes to do a Panty and Stocking reference since I had Xenovia watch it several chapters prior, and don't worry, there will be more, but not thrown in your face.
What did you guys think? The Flugel got an explanation to why they haven't been mentioned at all. They are relevant, but not over all important until much later, but I decided to have a little something for them. As random as it is, I don't care.
