Way up above the surface and above the clouds floats a large mass of land filled with people. This place is known as Skyloft. Among all the people who live here, there is one young man who's a bit... different. His name is Link and he currently is staying at Skyloft Knight Academy.
Today, Link has decided to go for a little walk. It is a beautiful day, after all. Floating along his usual route, Beedle peddles his flying ship towards Link.
"Ooh! Ah!" Link says.
He grabs a small stone and tosses it, ringing the bell to get Beedle's attention. Slowly, a rope lowers down to where Link can grab it. Link, being stupid, misses the rope a few times before finally grabbing on and being hoisted up to the main platform of the flying ship.
"Hello! Check out these fine items I have for sell!" Beedle calls out, sweating as he tries to keep his ship afloat.
Link approaches the counter and finds several items. A heart container, a life medal, a bug medal, and... a pair of beige pants.
"Ah!" Link says, pointing to the pants.
"You want that item, eh? It will cost you 100 Rupees," Beedle says, peddling harder.
Link looks at the pants and looks at his wallet, which is attached to a thin belt wrapped around his tunic. Unfortunately, Link does not have enough Rupees for those beige pants.
"Uh oh..." Link says.
"Well... Look at the other items!" Beedle says, getting irritated and sweaty.
The other items don't please Link and cost thousands of Rupees anyhow. Link turns to leave, approaching the door.
"You're not going to buy anything?! How dare you waste my time!" Beedle yells.
Beedle reaches out with one hand and pulls a rope. The floor drops out from beneath Link and he falls to the ground below. Beedle's ship moves on without Link.
"Oof!" Link grunts, getting up and dusting himself.
Luckily for him, there are some heart flowers nearby so he can replenish his health. Though Link only requires one heart flower to replenish the one heart he lost, he absorbs all of them anyways.
"Ah!" Link sighs, feeling satisfied with what he has done.
Next, Link goes along a sandy pathway, bursting every single stamina fruit he sees.
"Link!" Zelda cries out, showing up suddenly.
"Uh oh!" Link says.
"You're wasting a resources!" Zelda whines.
"Nah, nah, Zeh-duh!" Link says, giggling.
"Next thing I know, I'll catch you destroying that pumpkin garden over there!" Zelda says, pointing to a pumpkin patch a short distance away from where they are standing.
Link blushes and shakes his head.
"Good boy!" Zelda says and walks away.
Link sighs in relief and goes to the pumpkin patch he said he wouldn't destroy. Having no weapons as swords are not to be taken out of the sparring hall, Link grabs each pumpkin one at a time and tosses them, collecting the Rupees that come out of them. Who knows how the Rupees got inside of the pumpkins anyhow. He only stops when he finally gains enough to have 100 Rupees.
"Ahhh..." Link sighs, turning to find Beedle again.
Beedle flies right over Link's head, so he throws a pumpkin, hitting the bell. Beedle stops and let's Link inside.
"You again? Well, come check out my items!" Beedle says.
Link points to the beige pants with a grin.
"You want that item, eh? It will cost you 100 Rupees," Beedle says, peddling harder again.
Link happily hands over all his Rupees in exchange for the beige pants.
"Thank you!" Beedle calls out happily.
Link turns and leaves with his new pants in hand. Beedle does not dump him out this time so he does not get hurt. Having gotten what he wanted, Link returns to the Knight's Academy to put on his new pants. Shortly after putting on his new pants, Hennia calls the students in for lunch. Link has not tied his new pants yet, but he wants lunch, so, he rushes over to the kitchen. Once inside, he decides to tie his pants as he is the first one in anyways.
Link sits in the corner and ties and unties the rope that secures his pants. Hennia ignores Link at first, serving all the other students their lunch. Pumpkin stew as usual.
"Link! If you want stew, you better get in line and stop sitting in that corner!" Hennia yells.
"Uh... Oh..." Link says, giggling.
While everyone is eating, Link continues frantically tying and untying his pants.
"Link! What on Skyloft are you doing?!" Zelda asks, approaching him.
Hennia gets annoyed that there is now two kids in her cooking area.
"Tell him to go away!" Hennia says, "He'll listen to you!"
Link ignores both of them, working at his rope. His fingers are getting rope burn from touching that darned rope.
"Link! Come on! Get up!" Zelda whines.
Link looks sad, but finally stops fidgeting with his pants strings.
"Where did you get such an ugly pair of pants from anyways?!" Zelda asks.
"Awww..." Link says.
To everyone's surprise, Link tucks the beige pants into his pocket and is wearing leggings underneath.
And thus, Link never wore those new pants again. The end.
