You are cordially invited to Cana Alberona's 19th birthday party!

Come join us at the Fairy Tail guild hall for drinks, food, and a good time you probably won't remember if the birthday girl gets her way! We hope to see you there!

Time: 5pm or earlier! Cause it's 5 o'clock somewhere!

Place: Fairy Tail Guild Hall

Date: Friday March 27th

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Lucy, Bandita, and Laxus were all about to walk into Dot's Diner, when Lucy was stopped by this guy in a pastel yellow, gray and black hawaiian shirt.

"Lucy, I don't care what anyone says! You're totally not a prude!"

Lucy was horrified. What the fuck happened!

Laxus growled at the guy. The guy looked up-Oh Mavis this guy was stoned Laxus thought. He sighed.

Lucy felt the need to throw up all over again. Laxus threw his arm around her shoulders. "I wanna thank you for the best party of all time! It was just- incredible! Best party ever! WHOOOO!" He screamed running away from Lucy.

Lucy looked up to Laxus, "what the hell happened last night!?"

Laxus winced, "let's get you some coffee and some food first. This place makes the best hangover breakfast burgers in the world."

"Is that what I need?" She asked holding on to his hand confused. Laxus looked down at her and their hands. He was internally cheering in his head this was a good sign. Laxus had been slowly falling for the celestial mage, and he was worried that last night meant nothing to her. He hoped that she reciprocated his feelings...Laxus last night was in fact going to drink and relax at the party. Fairy Tail had held a birthday party for Cana, and of course it went all to hell. When he walked over to the bar and heard Lucy being peer pressured into taking shots with the birthday girl he got a bad feeling in his stomach. He was glad he had decided to be the DD essentially and watch over her.. He was falling for her fast and hard, her naivety and innocence drew him in. It also made last night a pain. Blondie may act like a prude sober, but you unleash the beast in her and she was wilder than any demon he experienced. He spent the entire night trying to protect her from her own stupidity.

"It's a start, trust me.."

Lucy nodded, she was honestly scared. What did she do last night...

Laxus made Lucy sit down at the table, he ordered them two breakfast burgers and two coffees and a Bloody Mary for Lucy. For Bandita she got her own basket of chicken tenders. She was currently curled up against Lucy. Lucy sipped on her coffee. "So what you're telling me is that you saved me from ruining my life last night?"

Laxus laughed, "no, nothing life altering I think happened, you may disagree though, you're still a virgin," Lucy winced. So she blabbed about that? That's good to know...she thought sucking on her teeth.

"How did you know that? Or how did that come up?" She blushed.

Laxus blushed into his coffee, "It came out in a horrible game of Never Have I Ever, as for the other part...you were quite forward...Don't worry, we'll talk about that later. I'm not sorry about anything that happened last night. There's a lot of things we need to talk about. But first let's help you connect the dots."

"Okay..." so he knew she liked him. "Is this a good kind of talk?" She asked her voice filled with curiosity and anxiety.

Laxus reached over and squeezed her hand smiling. Lucy felt slightly better at the gesture, and squeezed it back. "Ok, time to start trying to connect the dots!" Feeling better about the situation she decided to take this head on!

Laxus sighed, "well eventually, after many rounds of shots and you dancing on the tables at the guild hall for a a few hours, which by the way, loved the show." He said winking. Lucy screamed. Bandita scowled, "don't be like that right now!" Lucy looked to the little exceed gratefully. Laxus ignored them both.

"So last night started relatively tame..." Laxus said. Lucy nodded.

"When I heard you never had taken a shot before and were peer pressured into taking a shot with Cana, I finished my drink and didn't drink for the rest of the night. Cause I was worried about you. The rest of the guild was losing it's mind drinking even Freed was wasted. So someone had to be responsible. So I watched over you the entire time you were drinking last night."

Lucy's heart fluttered at that. He worried about her!? And relief flowed through her.

"So last night did I get into any legal trouble?" Lucy asked.

Before he could answer. The waitress came by then bringing their food. Lucy's stomach rumbled. Bandita smirked, "someone's hungry!"

Lucy blushed. "So uh how am I suppose to eat this?"

Laxus laughed. Lucy eyed this burger, it had a Angus beef patty, tater tots, Korean Mayo, BBQ sauce, bacon, roasted poblano chilies, spicy Cheetos, Ranch, eggs. The waitress also brought Lucy a Bloody Mary. She eyed the thing warily. Laxus laughed at her digging into his burger. "Trust me Blondie it will help."

"I'm putting absolute faith in you on this," she said warily taking a sip. The Bloody Mary was good. She took a bite of the burger, it was also good. She eagerly dived into this thing. The burger was sliding in her hands. She mentally cursed at the behemoth burger.

"You trusted him last night, so what's the difference now?"

Laxus held his breath at that. Lucy stared at him.

"None." She said eating a fry.

Laxus smiled eating a bite of his burger.

"So what did I do?"

"Last night you broke the law a ton of times..."

Lucy winced.

"How do we tell Makarov all of this?" She said miserably, the whole town was trashed. Laxus laughed he had ordered a thing of mozzarella sticks. Him and Bandita were trying to hog them. The cat was definitely a bottomless pit and he was kinda digging it.

"You're not that bad. Trust me the first time I got wasted I couldn't even walk. Old man nearly killed me."

"Why?"

Laxus chuckled, "have you seen how much bigger I am on a daily basis, let alone when I haven't lost all control on my ability to not electrocute people?"

Lucy winced, that didn't sound fun. She sat there munching on a cheese stick, Mavis the oooey gooey mess of the cheese was heaven.

She saw her phone flash again. She gasped when she saw more photos being posted.

She saw a picture of Orga in a computer chair, he had on a red bandana, he was duct taped to the chair. He had duct tape over his eyes, with x's drawn on them and tape over his mouth. He was passed out. Lucy raised an eyebrow seeing him covered in what looked like stuff animals. Whose stuff animals were they?

She swiped to another picture. It was of Jenny from Blue Pegasus and she had a bunch of cups lying all around her like some weird beer pong set up. She too was passed out and covered in feathers, glitter, and streamers in the Fairy Tail Guild hall. She swiped to another photo, it was Reedus painting a passed out Macao shirtless as if he were wearing a tux. He was painting in his beard? Lucy was really confused. She heard of filled in brows but filled in beards? She swiped through another one, this one was of her-

She screamed, everyone in the diner gave her a look.

"Sorry!"

The other diners shook their heads, crazy kids they muttered.

"What the hell-" Laxus asked.

Lucy threw the phone at him. He looked at the photo and was mildly embarrassed. Bandita looked at the photo with curiosity. It was of Lucy licking Laxus's abs.

"I thought you said you were sober!"

"I was!"

"Well!?

"Truth or Dare...and you chose dare..." He said looking into his drink.

Lucy wanted to bang her head against the table.

"Well looks like I found my next goddess!" He teased. Lucy made a vow right there and then to NEVER drink again. Then again how many other times had people made that vow and broke it? Lucy didn't know whether to blush or die, at that statement. "Pictures of last night ended up online! I'm screwed!"

"Oh well!" Bandita said munching on a tender.

"What do you remember? Is anything starting to come back?" Laxus asked.

"It's a blacked out blur but I'm pretty sure it ruled," She said throwing up the rock sign with her hand. "Damn!" She said drinking the Bloody Mary.

Lucy remembered seeing Gray dance in the middle of the guild hall, and Bickslow spraying everyone with champagne. She vaguely remembered getting soaked in the sweet white foam. She had been dancing with Cana when that happened.

Lucy grabbed her head, it was beginning to pound again.

"You ok?" Laxus asked.

"Sorry, it's just my mind will recall stuff and then it starts pounding-"

"Probably your brain trying to save you-" Bandita said.

Lucy remembered walking through the guild hall doors, people were already starting to get very trashed. There was a couple she didn't know making out in front of the guildhall doors while she saw Orga talking to some girl she didn't know. The guild Hall doors were covered in streamers and also random balloons she opened the door and saw Cana dressed in a little red jacket with a little red and white top, little red skirt and red heels. Her hair was down and she had a red lipstick on. She remembered Cana pulling her over to the bar to go and take several shots with her. She looked around the guildhall it was packed she saw Elfman wandering around making a big daddy shark type motion with his hands with a shark fin on his back chasing around Evergreen who was laughing. Streamers were being thrown all around the guild hall. Romeo was running around throwing silly string at random unsuspecting party guests along with Wendy and Chelia.

Lucy shook her head that wasn't much to go off of though... That's how it all started...

Laxus sighed remembering last night...Laxus was sitting at the bar when he looked over at Lucy and the look on his face could only describe a look of longing. He watched her laugh with Cana and he smiled taking a sip of his beer. Laxus was faintly annoyed when some guy he didn't know what guild he was from but he was some friend of Cana's, he kept on checking out Lucy's butt in that extremely short dress she was wearing. He was vaguely amused when he saw that Lucy was not paying this guy any attention whatsoever. He would have let her continue to do her thing. But the more she started to drink the more that guy was hanging on to Lucy. He watched sitting back drinking his beer. Cana was amusing the guy touching his abs as he lifted up his shirt. Lucy just looked very unimpressed she really didn't know quite what to make of the situation. Laxus got up and calmly walked over to them. As he did Lucy saw him and she smiled brightly and wave to him. She excused herself from this guy and Cana. He later found out this guy was named Drew. He talked to Lucy for a bit before she got roped into a drinking game. Lucy was ok for a bit because they played Never Have I Ever and if you hadn't done much in your life well you didn't get smashed. No it wasn't till truth or dare where she decided to pass up on telling certain truths for a shot she got smashed.

She then went on to the dance floor and was shaking her ass for all it was worth. Laxus was annoyed that almost every man was watching her. Laxus rolled his eyes seeing this Drew guy try and grind against Lucy who was having none of it. This guy clearly wasn't getting the point, and that's when he became the bodyguard. He kept on having to intervene every time this Drew guy kept on getting really too close next to Lucy. Laxus watched it from the bar as he saw her dancing on the dance floor with Cana as Mira tore it up on the saxophone. He raised an eyebrow at that. He didn't even know she could play the saxophone... That's when he lost sight of her. He heard cat calls, he turned around and groaned. Lucy was dancing on top of the bar she was shaking her butt and shaking her shoulders making her boobs bounce all over the place Laxus loved it and hated how Drew was looking though. Lucy dropped to her knees and shimmied and threw her head back. Laxus's eyes widen. She smiled at him seductively. Then got back up and was dancing again when she hit her head on the bar over head light. Drew tried to catch Lucy but Laxus punched the guy knocking him to the ground. Drew looked confused as he saw Laxus catch Lucy. She fell into Laxus's arms, her head hurt. She frowned for a moment. She looked up at Laxus and smiled. "You caught me!" She squealed happily! Kicking her legs out, still not noticing Drew.

Laxus smiled. "Yes, yes I did." As if he didn't punch a guy to make sure he didn't get Lucy. Totally...

Laxus got severely pissed when he saw Drew cup Lucy's ass later. He went over and calmly just punched the living crap out of him after dragging him off of Lucy. That solved one problem but then it opened a can of other worms...

"Hey! Let's go to a bar!" Cana screamed. Laxus gulped as he saw Lucy stand up out of his arms and out the door following the rest of his guildmates.


AN:

Alicia I hope your happy with this monstrosity lol You are not allowed to lose your mind. I want you to know that. I'm demanding it LMAO

Tiernank, thanks for the love as always I hope you laugh at this next installment

Mistress Katana We know what happened during the party now it's time for what happened after the party! I hope you're still laughing and enjoying this!

Rachjemi did you die waiting 8 hours after you posted your review for my story? I told my best friend about your review and we loved it, she thinks you died, I hope I get another review from you and that you did not die Lol

Loopymama, and 5kissofdeath thanks for the favorite and the follow!

See you all next chapter!