Original Posted On: Mar. 19, 2020

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Current Harem:

Zest, Gabriel, Lucoa, Serafall, Penemue

OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HIGHSCHOOL DXD!

"Hey" = Speaking

'Hey' = Thinking

'Hey' = Memory

"Hey"= Sacred Gear/ Communication link/ Tailed Beast

Chapter 34: Playing with Salamander's

Near evening…

Zest was sitting in the teacher's lounge enjoying a cup of cinnamon-mint tea.

She hummed as she sipped the liquid.

It helped take her mind off of her sore ass cheeks. Naruto had spanked Zest for killing Dohnaseek, despite it being an accident. Zest had accepted her punishment gracefully, and endured all of the chakra enhanced slaps to her butt.

'I am on edge a bit.' Zest thought as she put her tea down. 'Shirone did mention a couple of Phenex clan members walking around here recently. I have to protect the girls better.'

Zest blinked when she felt a strong devil presence.

"Oh, that is interesting." Son said within Zest, getting her attention.

'Who is it, Sensei?'

"An old foe from the Faction War." Son explained. "But she isn't anything to worry about, she uses ice, so you have an advantage."

Zest felt uneasy, and decided to check it out.

She walked to the old school building and was able to walk up the wall unseen and peeked through the window.

Inside the ORC clubroom…

Grayfia watched as Rias stood before Issei, Kiba, Akeno, and Mittelt.

They were waiting for Kalawarner and Anko to arrive, which they did now.

"Afternoon, Rias." Anko said in an un-lady like manner and strutted over to Akeno, sitting in her lap. "Afternoon, boo."

Akeno smiled and slipped her arms around Anko's stomach and hugged her.

"Uhm…" Issei said nervously as he tried to keep a nose bleed from happening. "Who are you?"

"Anko Mitarashi, Rook." Anko said uncaringly.

"Anko, be nice to Issei, he hasn't met you yet." Rias said before she turned to Issei. "Anko is in college, as well as Kalawarner."

Kalawarner and Mittelt waved, not being nervous due to Issei never meeting them.

"How is Asia, Issei?" Kiba asked, trying to free the tension.

"Asia is doing well. The others are helping her and she is happy." Issei said as he smiled.

Asia had made him lunch that day, and he had enjoyed it.

"With all of you here, I can now…"

Flames appeared and vanished within the room, Riser and Ravel appearing.

"Welcome, Riser Phenex." Grayfia said as she bowed respectfully.

Meanwhile…

Serafall hummed as she walked through the halls of the Sitri Mansion.

"Oscar, Lily!" Serafall called out as she entered their room, not seeing her children.

Serafall instinctively stuck her hand out and froze the massive hammer head that flew out at her, the intention to hit her.

"BOO!"

"No…"

Serafall stepped around the hammer and saw her twins pouting.

Their spring trap failed.

"Oh, you two." Serafall says as she picked up her Little Tricksters.

She teleported out to Genbu's back.

"Daddy…" Kushina screamed as she waddled over Naruto, tears streaming down her face. "Damian…. Hurt…."

Serafall blinked as Naruto picked up Kushina, soothing her.

"Daa…" Lily cried in happiness as she reached out for Naruto.

"Hey sweetheart." Naruto said as he took her from Serafall, letting her put Oscar down, who hugged his dad's leg. "Hey Squirt."

Kushina saw her sister, no longer crying, and smiled.

"Lily, Osc…" Kushina said in excitement and the twins took notice of Kushina.

"Kushi!"

Naruto put the girls down and the three of them waddled off and started playing.

"They are getting rambunctious." Serafall said as she sat down. "They are making traps now, and they are not even two."

Naruto laughed heartily as Penemue entered.

"Damian is taking his nap and Jiraiya is with Lucoa learning how to read." Penemue said as she sat down.

"Thanks, Penemue." Naruto said as he moved over and kissed Serafall's cheek and then kissed Penemue's. "I'll be leaving for a few hours. I'm going to spend some time with Gabriel."

"Alright, hon." Serafall purred.

"Have fun." Penemue said.

Naruto bid good bye to his children, who pouted before they returned to their little game.

He said fair well to Lucoa and Jiraiya before opening a portal to Heaven.

Heaven…

"Daddy…" Joseph and Mary shouted as they hovered towards him, hap hazardously going up and down with their tiny wings.

Naruto picked them up and kissed their heads, making them laugh.

"Naruto."

Naruto looked up and saw Michael and Gabriel walking towards them.

"How has it been, Michael?" Naruto asked as he looked at his brother-in-law.

"We have been doing well." Michael replied as he looked at his nephew and niece. "They have been little rascals, but they are acting like angels."

"Hey, look. It's Naruto."

The not-so-small family looked over and saw many Flugel looking their way.

"You're right, it is."

They murmured and waved, to which Naruto waved back.

Oscar and Mary waved too, laughing the entire time.

"May I have a moment to talk, alone?" Michael asked, his tone not soft and polite, but gently stern and serious.

"Sure." Naruto said, looking at his children. "Okay, daddy is going to talk to uncle Michael, I will be a little while."

"No…" Mary shouted as she clung to Naruto's shirt.

"Stay…" Joseph finished as he gripped the other shoulder.

Gabriel gently removed her babies from her husband.

"I'll calm them down. You focus on your talk." Gabriel said as she kissed Naruto.

"Thank you, Gabriel." Naruto said as he ruffled the toddler's hair before Michael and Naruto started walking one way with Gabriel taking her children the other. "So, may I ask why you need to talk to me, Michael?"

Michael and Naruto walked at an even pace.

"I, the Satan's, and Azazel are planning to gather together for a meeting. We want to build a faction peace treaty for future generations of Angels, Fallen, and Devils to live in better circumstances." Michael said calmly as he kept his eyes forward. "Since you have profane connections to all factions, Azazel and I would like to have you join the meeting as a neutral party to keep any in-fighting from happening."

Naruto stopped.

"I see." He said as he looked at the ground. "That would be a good idea. But…"

"You don't feel comfortable, the devils, minus the Satan's, having left a bad impression on you during the war." Michael guessed.

"Hit the nail on the head." Naruto said with sarcasm.

"Naruto, it would be beneficial for all of us if you were there." Michael pleaded calmly. "It's time for you to reveal yourself to the Devil's."

Naruto looked at the back of Michael's head.

"You aren't going to back down from this, are you?"

"No, I want this meeting for peace to end in agreement." Michael restated. "You being there will calm everyone. Live up to your title of Protector."

"I never wanted that title to begin with." Naruto snapped. "I may have ended the war, but I abandoned my daughter and hide away. I am nothing more than a coward."

Michael stopped and gazed sadly at Naruto.

"Naruto," Michael said. "I recently went to the Pure Lands."

Naruto's ears perked up.

"Tamamo and Minato are doing well, and say they want you to be happy." Michael said honestly, which Naruto could sense with Kurama. "Tamamo even said she wants to hold your children. Her tone very jealous."

Naruto wanted to punch Michael right now.

"Please," Naruto said in calm anger. "Stop."

"Alright." Michael said.

"If I do this, I want you to do something for me."

"What is it you want?"

"I want you to pull True Longinus out of the reincarnation system of the Sacred Gears, along with a few others."

Michael let out a small sigh.

"Naruto, you know I can't do that." He said in tired exhaustion.

"I won't go until you say you promise to take True Longinus from the hands of humans." Naruto stated firmly.

"I can't do that." Michael said. "Why are you so scared of the spear?"

"I am not scared of that spear." Naruto stated. "I fear what the user can do to each other with the weapon that speared Jesus Christ."

"The answer is still no."

"Why?"

"My Father allowed it, so I will keep it." Michael said.

Naruto wanted to say more, but stopped when he felt pressure on his leg.

He and Michael looked down and saw Joseph giggling as he looked up at his dad.

"Play…" He said with a big smile.

The tension between Naruto and Michael dissipated.

"Okay, I will." Naruto said as he picked Joseph up. "Michael. I will be at the meeting."

Michael was surprised at what Naruto said as said man walked away with his son.

"Thank you, brother." Michael said as he went about his business.

Kuoh…

Riser smirked as he shook Rias's hand, cementing the Rating Game.

'Ten days should be enough for them to at least give me and my Peerage a good fight for the Satan's and the crowd.' He thought as he and Ravel left.

"Hey Ravel." Riser said as he and Ravel walked off the school grounds. "Will you be Riser's Bishop?"

Riser, as of this moment, was missing one piece, a second Bishop.

"Why?" Ravel asked with a deadpanned expression.

"Because, Riser wants your help." Riser said, not lying in the least.

Ravel thought about it before nodding.

She believed that the marriage would be beneficial to their race, the children of Phenex and Gremory descent would be strong if sired.

"Okay, Riser, I'll join your Peerage." She said as Riser smiled.

"Thank you, Ravel." Riser said as he looked around, knowing he wasn't allowed to cause a ruckus in the human world, and pulled out his Bishop piece.

Ravel was turned into Riser's Bishop, immediately feeling the boost in magic the piece offered.

"Yes, now Riser has the Little Sister arc-type in my Peerage." Riser declared with a bellowing laugh.

Ravel's eyes darkened as she pulled out a spiked metal bat.

Riser still laughed as his head grew back.

"Wow, that was cool."

Riser and Ravel went stiff as corpses as they heard that.

They turned their heads and saw Xenovia and Zest, who were walking home late.

Xenovia having Kendo practice and Zest wanting to walk Xenovia home, not trusting Riser with what had happened earlier.

"Hey." Riser said, suavely.

"We are leaving." Zest said as she, like Kuroka to Shirone, grabbed Xenovia and pulled her away.

Ravel sighed as she watched her brother step in front of them.

"Hey, calm down. I was just going to ask if you wanted to go and get something to eat?" He said charmingly.

Any human female would have fallen for him as Riser was putting on the Devil's charm.

"We aren't interested." Zest said as she and Xenovia tried to walk past him, only for him to cut them off again.

"Brother, just leave them alone." Ravel pleaded.

"You would do well to listen to her, boy." Zest warned as she glared at Riser.

Riser didn't like that look.

"Listen here…"

Riser gasped as he felt an intense heat boiling in his stomach.

"RISER!" Ravel shouted in a panic.

He looked down and saw Zest's fist embedded in his guts, blood squirting out of him as corroded rust orange chakra covered her hand to her elbow.

Zest gripped his entrails.

"Leave, Now." Zest stated before she violently jerked her hand out of him, his organs bursting from his wound.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Riser shouted in agony as he fell to his knees.

"Put a sock in it." Zest said coldly. "Actually, take the whole FOOT!"

Riser was silenced when Zest's shoe was forced into his mouth.

"Stop this!" Ravel shouted. "Please…"

Zest felt intense regret as she saw Ravel's pleading form.

She sighed before removing her foot and letting Riser gasp as his wounds started to heal.

"Fine, but come near me or my family again, I won't stop." Zest said before pulling Xenovia away.

"Sorry…" Xenovia shouted to Ravel.

"BITCH!" Riser shouted as he lunged at them, only to be bisected by Kubikiribocho.

"Okay, shit." Xenovia said nervously.

She had acted instinctively when she summoned her now fully restored weapon, Riser's blood being absorbed and the iron in it used to fix the blade.

Ravel felt fear.

Not only was the adult able to over power Riser, but the girl was able to as well.

"Sorry." Xenovia shouted before she and Zest walked off, her sword vanishing.

'Who are they?' Ravel thought as she collapsed.

Uzumaki home…

"You did what?" Kuroka asked as she looked at Zest and Xenovia.

"That Phenex devil approached us as well, and when he didn't leave us alone." Xenovia said as she brushed her long hair in an attempt to calm her nerves.

"Yeah, he did." Zest said as she looked at her three daughters. "We went overboard."

"I say he should have had more punishment." Shirone said as she helped Xenovia brush her hair.

"Naruto isn't going to be happy."

"Well, I am not excited."

The four women gasped and turned as they saw Naruto with Kushina.

"Mommy…" Kushina said as she saw her mom.

"She wanted to see you, so I decided to come over for a few hours." Naruto said as he looked at Kuroka, Shirone, Kushina, and Zest. "Now, what happened?"

Meanwhile…

"Sona." Jack said as she bowed to her young King. "You said you had an assignment?"

"Yes, I do." Sona said softly as she looked at her Pawn. "I want you to do me a favor."

"Ask, and I shall do my best." Jack said honestly.

Naruto…

Naruto looked deadpanned at his family as Shirone played with Kushina.

"So, you assaulted a pillar devil?" Naruto asked, summarizing what they told him in one sentence.

"Well… Yes, we did." Zest said as she saw the stress building in Naruto.

He sighed.

"Okay, okay…" he said slowly. "We will have to apologize at the meeting."

"What meeting?" Shirone asked as she picked up Kushina.

"The faction heads are having a meeting to try to achieve peace." Naruto informed them. "And Michael asked me to go as a peace keeper. I decided that I would go."

"Oh, Naruto. That is…" Zest said as she remembered how much Naruto avoided devils. "That is… mature of you."

Naruto laughed a bit with a nervous smile.

"Yeah, you could say that."

Skip, Gremory Villa…

"We have ten days to train everyone." Rias stated as she looked at her peerage, all of them in their PE clothes, except Anko, who opted for cut off short shorts and a tank top. "So, let's…"

A short black figure shot from the tree tops behind Rias, two knives in their hands.

Kiba saw this and summoned a sword as he ran at Rias.

"BUCHOU, DUCK!" Kiba shouted as he swung his sword, Rias ducking in time as Kiba's sword clashed against one of the knives.

"Good speed." The attacker said, their face looking up, revealing a skull mask with two red stripes over the eyes to the chin.

Kiba was unsettled as the person landed.

He summoned a second sword and they danced around each other with their blades.

"KIBA!" Issei shouted, summoning his sacred gear to step in, but was stopped by Anko.

"Cool your jets." She said calmly before looking up to see Kalawarner and Mittelt take flight, their wings being of Devil and Fallen.

"Three on one, huh?" This small person asked as she side stepped the two fallen and kicked Mittelt into Kalawarner, slicing Kiba's arm.

Kiba dropped his sword as venom numbed his arm to the point of being unusable.

'What?' Kiba thought before he was yanked back when Anko jumped in, partially transformed.

Her hands had claws, her mouth was split higher on her cheeks, revealing snake like fangs and jaw. She had a tail that was four feet long and had purple scales. (1)

The assailant jumped back as Anko swiped at her, her claws slicing through a tree.

'Fire style…' Anko thought as she went through a few hand signs. 'Dragon Fire Jutsu!'

A spire of fire flew from Anko's mouth, forming into a Chinese dragon, and targeted the assailant.

"Good move." She said before the flames engulfed her. "But not good enough. Balance Breaker…"

The fire was dispelled as a pulse of power came from the assailant.

Her cloak was pushed over her shoulders, revealing a skimpy bondage like outfit. Her arms were covered in segmented purple bands wrapped around the entirety of her arms, like armor, the hands having claws. There was a thick arch of purple bands behind her, arching over her head, connected to her shoulders, which was why the cloak was now as open as it was. (2)

"Salamandra In Furiam." She said before she activated her left eye, which was hidden behind her mask and eyepatch.

'Wait…' Rias thought as she saw this balance breaker.

Anko growled and bum rushed the assailant, Kalawarner and Mittelt behind her, with Kalawarner summoning a blade of light and Mittelt summoning her mini spears from a distance.

The assailant smirked and spun around, kicked Kalawarner in the jaw before landing seven strikes to pressure points in the blink of an eye.

She then grabbed Anko, paralyzing the snake's wrist and threw her at Mittelt, who ended her attack and caught Anko.

"Simple distraction." The assailant said as she vanished from sight.

"Where are they?" Akeno shouted as she looked around for them.

"Here."

Akeno turned and blasted lightning, hitting nothing before she felt herself get jabbed and poisoned in a few seconds before she collapsed.

"Buchou, stay behind me." Issei said as he stood before Rias.

Mittelt flew down behind Rias, facing away from her.

"What can we do, Rias?" Mittelt asked in a slight panic. "We can't even sense them…"

'Wait…' Rias thought before realizing what was going on. "Okay, Jack, you got us."

"Hm, took you long enough to realize it was me." Jack said as she appeared on Rias's shoulders, her Balance Breaker still active as she removed her hood and mask, allowing her short white hair to bellow out, and revealing her face. "I'm a little hurt."

Chapter 34, DONE!

1 Diego Brando's partial transformation with Scary Monsters from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run.

2 Kensei Muguruma's bankai without the knuckle blades. Claws are added for slicing and impaling.