Emily's P.O.V. ~

Phil turns the lights and the siren on. He pulls over onto the sidewalk.

"No! Oh, no! Phil! No, Phil!" Stu freaks out.

I start laughing. "This is so cool!"

"Emily! You're supposed to be responsible!" Stu snaps.

"I'm on vacation! I don't care."

"See! Even Em thinks it's awesome." Phil laughs before talking over the PA "Attention, please. Move out of the way. I repeat, please disperse."

"Please, stop the car, I wanna get out." Stu says. "Stop the car. I wanna get out! Pull over."

"Pull over where?" I giggle.

"Please disperse." Phil says into the PA before turning it off. "I should have been a fucking cop." Phil starts laughing.

I lean forward and whisper. "You'd be a sexy cop."

He glances at me in the mirror and smirks. I giggle and lean back. Stu screams when we almost hit someone. We finally made it to the hospital and park. Stu gets out quickly and lets Alan out. I unbuckle Carlos and I before passing him to Alan. Phil opens my door, letting me out.

"So...I'd make a sexy cop?" He whispers, smirking at me.

"Of course. You're already a sexy teacher." I smile.

"Well-"

"You guys coming?" Stu yells over to us.

I sigh and walk around the building toward the guys with Phil following me. After about ten minutes, we finally found the doctor that helped Phil. He's with a patient.

"Look, I already told you. You came in with a mild concussion, some bruised ribs. No big deal." He says. "Although none of you could articulate how it happened."

"Do you remember how many of us were here?" I ask, sweetly.

"I don't know. I think it was just you guys. Definitely no baby." He pauses. "Oh and one other guy."

"That's our guy. Was he okay?" Stu asks.

"Yeah, he was fine. Just whacked out of his mind. You all were." He says, before looking at his patient.

He has the guy stand up. He pulls down his pants and I turn around. Phil puts my face into his chest while the doctor has the guy cough. The doctor talks to him for a minute before leaving with us.

"Guys, I really gotta go. I'm sorry. I have surgery on the fourth floor." The doctor explains.

Phil pulls out a $100 and shows the man. "No, I know. But we just need a couple more minutes of your time."

"Yeah. Tuck it right in there. I don't want to re-sterilize." He says.

Phil tucks the money into the doctor's pocket. The doctor walks away and gets Phil's file.

"Okay, here we go. Patient name, Phil Wenneck, 2:45 A.M. arrival. Minor concussion, like I said. Some bruising. Pretty standard."

"Do you mind if I look?" Stu steps up. "I'm actually a doctor."

"Yeah, you said that several times last night. But really, you're a dentist." The doctor smirks. "She can look. She's an actual doctor."

I smirk pushing past Stu and look at Phil's file.

"Your blood work came in this morning, Phil. They found...Ruphylin."

My eyes widen and I look at him. He looks at me confused. I sigh.

"Roofies. The date rape drug." I dumb it down for him.

"What, so, what are you saying? I was raped last night?" Phil asks, shocked.

"Actually, I don't think so. But someone did slip you the drug. I'm not surprised you don't remember anything." The doctor comments.

"Doc, none of us can remember anything. Remember?" Alan buts in.

"How could someone have drugged all of us?" Phil asks.

"I wouldn't worry about it. The stuff's out of your system. You're gonna be fine." The doctor says, closing up his file.

"Wait, wait wait." I say. "Is there...is there anything else? Like, something we may have been talking about or-"

"You guys kept talking about some wedding last night."

"No shit. Our buddy Doug's getting married tomorrow. You know what? I want the 100 back." Phil tries to take it.

"No, no. Easy. You kept talking about some weddings you just came from. At the, uh, Best Little Chapel. You kept saying how sick the weddings were and getting all crazy about it." He informs us.

Phil takes out the napkin and writes it down. "Best..Little...Chapel. Do you know where that is?"

"I do. It's at the corner of Get A Map and Fuck Off. I'm a doctor, not a tour guide. Figure it out yourself, okay? You're big kids." He looks at me. "If you ever need a job, call me. I'll get you in here." He walks away from us.

I sigh and look at Phil.

"Let's go."

Phil drives us all the way to Best Little Chapel. It takes about a half hour but we make it. I look down at Carlos, who I moved between Alan and I. Phil opens my door. I step out and follow him toward the Chapel.

"Wait, what about the baby?" Alan asks, glancing toward the car.

"Leave him in the car." Phil takes my hand pulling me to the door. "We're gonna be five minutes."

"Woah, we're not leaving a baby in the car." Stu says.

"He'll be fine. I cracked the window."

This seems to persuade the guys because they walk inside after us. We look around.

"What if they don't remember us?" Stu asks from behind me.

"Well, let's just find out." Phil says.

We walk further into the Chapel and see a shorter, tanned man. He's messing with some decorations on the wall.

"I'm sor-. Um. Excuse me." I say, getting the man's attention.

"Look at these guys." He walks over. "What happened? You miss me? You miss Eddie?"

He hugs Phil. We glance at each other then back at Eddie.

"How are you, my friend?" He hugs Alan, who willingly hugs back. "Look at this, guys. You're fucking crazy!" He looks at me. "Still so beautiful! You take my offer on that fuck yet?" He laughs pulling me into a hug. He finally turns to Stu and smiles. "Listen, I'm going to tell you something. I know some sick people in my life. This guy is the craziest, wildest bastard I have ever met in my life." He hugs Stu happily.

"This guy?" I ask, pointing at Stu with my thumb.

"This guy is out of his mind. What's going on, you scary motherfucker? I thought he was gonna eat my dick." He laughs. "What happened? No love for Eddie? You don't hug me?"

"No, no. It's not that, Eddie." Stu says, softly. "It's just that we're having a hard time remembering what happened here last night."

"Yeah, was there a wedding here? Do you do weddings here?" Alan says.

I sigh to myself and Phil rubs my back.

"Obviously we were here." Phil starts. "We're looking for our friend, Doug."

"Do you remember?" Stu asks.

"Yeah, the small guy. Like a monkey. Her brother." He gestures to me.

"Yeah!" I smile.

"You saw him?" Alan asks.

"Of course!" He smiles.

"Is there anything you can tell us about what may have happened last night?" Stu asks.

Eddies smile lessens. "You don't remember nothing?"

We all shake our heads and he waves us to follow him. We walk to his office where he puts down a photo album. We take a look at it while he looks for something. Stu groans after taking a look at the front photo.

"Congratulations, Stu! You got married." Phil says, happily.

"This...This can't be happening." He groans,

"Why not, Stu? You look seriously happy." I say, flipping through the photos.

"That's it! My life's over." Stu lets his head fall.

"Stu, it's okay. Look, shit happens." Phil says, rubbing his back.

"Come on. Melissa's not gonna know anything about this." I look at him.

"This never happened. I'll take care of it." Stu says.

"Come on. Put it here." Eddie says, as his girlfriend puts down the boxes. "Oh! Here. I finally found it."

Eddie lays down another photo album. Stu groans, but looks at it. His eyes widened before he looks at us. Phil and I lean over to see the album...of us. We got married? I quickly grab the album and open it. The first photo inside is a picture of Phil and I kissing. I gasp slightly. I turn the page to see us giggling and staring at each other.

I look up at Phil and he's smiling.

"Looks like we got hitched too." He smirks.

"Looks like it." I blush.

I look down at the album to see Doug and Phil smiling. My brother was...happy about it?

"You do annulments?" I hear Stu ask.

"Of course I do. It breaks my heart and gonna make me sad but it's no problem. Good price for you." Eddie sighs. "I can't do it with just him, though. I need the chick. I need both parties."

"Oh, not a problem! That's great!" Alan says, and claps Stu on the shoulder. "Isn't that great, Stu?"

Stu nods. "Yeah. That's great."

"Did you guys want one too?" Eddie asks.