Episode 37: Blazing Symbol Of Revenge
~Stonecarving City from Wario Land: Shake It! starts to play~
Wario, Waluigi, Incineroar, and the TNT Yeeter the Wario Bros. accidentally created that day were driving into Smashtopolis in the Wario Car, passing by what remained of "Weegee's Even Better Palace And Taco Stand", and not long after, MissingNo., the Kabutops and Aerodactyl fossils, and Xatu, all four of them fleeing from Smashtopolis.
"I'm STILL bored," Wario groaned. "Waa..." The yellow moron slammed his head on the car horn several times, causing a recording of Wario letting out another sad waa to play every time.
"I wish we stayed back and fought someone else!" Incineroar suggested.
"Let's read the Book Of Legit Facts for a bit," Waluigi said, pulling out the legendary book. "Let's see... the Raveyard building in Smashtopolis opened yesterday, Master Hand never actually nerfed Water Gun for the entire Smash World, only the tournament, meaning the Water Gun attack MissingNo. used on Wario last month was only as weak as it was because MissingNo. just because they didn't try enough to make it hurt... Waa? You won't like what's gonna happen next? What's that supposed to mean?"
"Wait, what about a Missi-" Incineroar tried to say.
"It probably means Weegee's gonna show up any second now," Wario claimed.
~Stonecarving City stops~
Meanwhile, on top of a nearby building, Vaike was just sunbathing.
"Man, it sure is nice to be back in this world and just relax for the first time in ages," Vaike remarked.
... And then the Death Egg Robot Egg-treme fell down in front of the Wario Car before storm clouds filled the sky. And Vaike just turned his smile into a frown.
"Or Eggman. Eggman makes sense too," Wario added, swiftly stopping the Wario Car. The head of the upgraded Death Egg Robot opened up, revealing the human that found it earlier that day piloting it. "This random loser doesn't make sense though. Who is this guy?"
~Silent Chasm from Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Red/ Blue Rescue Team starts to play~
"Oh, so now you dumbasses can't even be bothered to remember me!" the human growled. "I managed to remember you two all too well. It's hard to forget the person who SENT YOU OFF TO THE MOON AND NEARLY KILLED YOU!"
"Ooooooh, you're that guy who was incredibly rude to us about Fire Emblem for some reason," both of the Wario Bros. said before a Jynx walked by.
~Silent Chasm stops~
"WAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!" Wario and Waluigi cackled after a few seconds of silence.
~Silent Chasm starts again~
"Silence! You two will perish for nearly killing me! So will all of your friends once I'm through with you!" the human yelled.
"I mean, being sent to the moon is bad and all, but killing innocents for something their friends or loved ones did is even wor-" Incineroar uttered.
"Oh, so now you're trying to be a big bad homicidal moron, are ya?!" Wario interrupted. The yellow wacko pulled out the Dinner Blaster as the large mech's head closed itself again. "Guess what, bub! You aren't even gonna get the chance to hurt our fri-"
~Silent Chasm stops again as Ruby Delusions from Sonic Mania starts~
The Death Egg Robot Egg-treme grabbed the Wario Car, instantly silencing Wario, before chucking it into Smashtopolis.
"Now's my cue to leave," Vaike groaned. He T-Posed and floated into the sky, slowly fading out of view.
"WAA!" both the Wario Bros. screeched as the Wario Car was heading down towards the street below. The TNT Yeeter kept making Minecraft skeleton noises while Incineroar just sat there, smiling. However, the Wario Car managed to land just fine on its wheels... before the special Death Egg Robot landed right behind it, cracking the street and shaking some nearby buildings. Civilians ran out of the city while the police force started showing up.
"GIANT, FAT SIR, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO PERISH!" the police officer Goomba roared. The Goomba pulled out an AK 47 and started blasting the giant robot with bullets, but none of them made a single dent.
"Fuck off!" the human demanded. The huge Eggman mech swiftly grabbed the Goomba and tossed him all the way to the Smashtopolis Dump.
~Ruby Delusions stops~
"Now everyone, I'd like to introduce the newest member of our Cran-ky Crew, Kronya the mass murderer!" Cranky Kong said to the chaotic Celebi and Taranza. The weirdly evil trio, alongside Kronya, were by their base in the dump. Taranza angrily glared at the new member, more specifically at her breasts. "Anyways, on to more important matters, we're going to finish the giant statue of me." Suddenly, the officer Goomba crashed right in front of the giant, golden statue of Cranky holding King K. Rool's head, and the four villains turned to find out what happened. "Oh thank goodness! For a second there I thought that something ruined my sta-"
... And then a car crushed the statue.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Cranky demonically screeched, loud enough to hear back where Wario, Waluigi, and Incineroar were. However, none of the three even actually heard it.
"Waa! If this punk wants a fight, we'll give him one!" Wario growled.
~Egg Dealer from Shadow The Hedgehog starts to play~
The yellow maniac brought out the Dinner Blaster again and fired a burning spaghetti plate at the upgraded Death Egg Robot, only for it to just splat on the robot's chest and pushed the robot back a small bit. The powerful robot grabbed the plate and what little spaghetti stuck to said before and threw it at the heroes. The plate made an explosion strong enough to send the trio away as soon as it collided with the concrete.
"I hope that's the end of those assholes," the human groaned. The Death Egg Robot Egg-treme started picking up some of the cop cars right before Wario, Waluigi, and Incineroar returned in the Wario Car. "Oh fuck off!"
"No," Waluigi calmly replied. Wario floored it towards the giant robot, dodging all the cars thrown at the trio. Many police cars, a limo, Luigi in a Pipe Frame kart, the ghoulish Mr. Crumb in his kart, and Lightning McQueen barely missed the evasive Wario Car. The Wario Car drove into an Item Box that was lying in the road, causing the roulette to appear above the purple vehicle. The roulette ended on a banana peel, granting Waluigi the item. "Waa! Come on! This is lousy!"
"Shut up and just die already!" the human demanded. The giant robot extended its arm out to stab the Wario Car with its spiky fingers, but it missed, stabbing into the street. Wario floored it onto the stuck arm, driving up to the robot's face, where Waluigi chucked the banana peel onto the special Death Egg Robot's face. "Are... are you fucking serious?"
"Waahaahaahaahaa!" Wario laughed, swinging his ass at the robot as they drove back down the same arm. The gigantic machine tossed the banana peel off and right in front of its stuck arm. The Wario Car ran over the peel and instantly spun out of control.
~Egg Dealer stops as Super Pipe House from Super Mario RPG: Legend Of The Seven Stars starts to play~
Meanwhile, in a building right next to all the chaos were Yoshi and the TNT Yeeter, both of them doing some writing.
"My taxes are done!" Yoshi cheered. "How's your will going?" The TNT Yeeter replied with its skeleton noises before glancing back down at its will, which read "Me Will: Give my remains and victory cake to Wario and Waluigi".
~Super Pipe House stops as Egg Dealer starts again~
The Wario Car then spun through the walls, all three of its current riders screeching and flailing their arms like Gmod ragdolls. The car crashed into the back of the room, knocking some Fire Flowers off a shelf. The powerful Death Egg Robot kept grabbing nearby police cars whilst many polygonal Mario clones wearing a completely blue outfit outside of gold buttons on their shirts kicked the monstrous mech's foot. After taking a few kicks, the Death Egg Robot Egg-treme kicked a high amount of the blue Mario clones.
"YOU! WHOEVER'S PILOTING THAT MECH, YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER!" Cranky roared, hopping onto the scene on his cane, with Celebi, Taranza, and Kronya right behind him. "NO ONE DESTROYS MY BEAUTIFUL PROPERTY WITHOUT SUFF-" One of the blue Mario clones accidentally kicked Cranky away as they flew right at him. Every last cop Mario clone and Cranky flew off into the distance...
~Egg Dealer stops again~
... and into a soccer net, knocking down the Cinderace serving as goal keeper. The nearby electronic scoreboard changed the "Idiots" team's score from one to nine-thousand and one, while the "Morons" team's score stayed at six-hundred and sixty-six. All the Kremlings on the Idiots team started dancing, and the Cinderace freed itself from all the cops and Cranky, screeching demonically. The Cinderace ran out into the field until they exploded into nothingness.
Wario, Waluigi, Incineroar, and Yoshi marched out of the building, with Wario wielding one of the Fire Flowers.
"That's it! Now Wario's REALLY mad! Prepare to burn, loser!" the yellow wacko growled. He tossed the Fire Flower into his mouth, instantly becoming Fire Wario, his yellow and purple outfit transforming into a white and yellow one. "It's Wario-"
"... and Waluigi time!" Waluigi finished.
~Revenge Of The Enemy from Kirby And The Rainbow Curse starts to play~
Wario leaped out into the street before charging up a fireball within his mouth. Before launching the large fireball, he aimed his head at an upward angle. With the fireball flying into the air, Waluigi jumped up and smacked it back down with his tennis racket. The fireball exploded right on the Death Egg Robot Egg-treme's head, actually managing to make the huge mech a bit. The giant robot stretched its arm out again just for you, but Wario dodged while charging up another attack. The round weirdo landed on his feet before spewing out numerous fireballs from his nasty mouth. Waluigi managed to smack some of them back towards the robot, other fireballs managed to smack the robot by themselves, and others kept flying before heading back down to the ground, leaving holes in the street. A golf ball landed in one of the holes, and not too far away from said hole was King Dedede, who gave a thumbs-up to the "screen".
"Everyone! Give me your strength!" Goku demanded, slowly charging up a Spirit Bomb above the upgraded Death Egg Robot.
"No!" AOSTH Dr. Robotnik shouted from the sidewalk below. Goku was about to rush over to Robotnik and beat the shit out of him, but one of Wario's fireballs sent the Saiyan flying far, far away from Smashtopolis. Wario took advantage of the puny Spirit Bomb that still floated in the air by jumping up to it, surrounding it with his open jaws, and fusing it with one of his fireballs. Once the fused sphere of death got bigger than Wario's head, the dunce spewed it down right for the large mech's head. While the robot had Waluigi in its grasp, the amalgamate sphere exploded once it made contact with the mech's head. Though no visible damage was done to it, the huge robot got paralyzed by the attack, with blue electricity crackling all over its body. Once the blue electricity reach the arm that held Waluigi, it lost its grip on the lanky loser, but not before the electric current paralyzed Waluigi too. Waluigi let out a repetitive groan during his fee-first fall. He reached the street, but kept bouncing up and down it so much that he dug right through it. Eventually, Waluigi dug into the Smashtopolis sewers and landed on Hans Moleman before stomping the yellow old man to death with his uncontrollable hopping.
~Revenge Of The Enemy stops as Electrodrome from Mario Kart 8 starts~
Meanwhile, right in the nearby Raveyard building, despite all the shaking and quaking outside, nearly everyone were still having a good time. The five Gengar were still doing the Macarena on stage, the Peanut Butter Jelly Time Banana was doing its stupid yet classic dance, and Zebesian was vomiting so much into a toilet in the men's room that it started leaking out of the toilet and out into the rest of the building.
"What is up with this shaking?!" Duck Hunt Dog nervously asked.
"This shaking isn't up, or else I'd be feeling it," Crazy Hand replied, floating above one of the bar stools.
"You mean we aren't raving so hard that the whole building's shaking?" Falco asked, still sitting next to his best friend.
"I dunno, but I'm loving this shaking!" Agent Four shouted, bouncing up and down on the other stool next to Crazy.
"I wish I could," Agent Three groaned, clinging onto the stool she was sitting on as well as she could.
"Hic! I... uh... I'll go s-see just w-what the f-fuck is going out there," Anna drunkenly groaned.
"M-me two! Hic!" Snake replied, holding a Mii wearing a shirt that had a two on it.
~Electrodrome stops as Revenge Of The Enemy starts again~
Back outside, the Death Egg Robot Egg-treme was still paralyzed and crackling with blue electricity. Wario kept pushing the giant mech back by constantly firing fireballs, Waluigi was climbing out of the hole he created, and Incineroar was just standing there.
"Now finally seems like a good time to strike!" Incineroar said to the "screen". She jumped up to the robot's long arm, bounced off of that, and landed right on one of the "eyes" of the machine.
"Get off! I can barely see!" the human roared while slamming almost every button in a dire attempt to free the robot from its paralysis. Incineroar started bashing her head against the glass, but not before Anna and Snake finally got out of the Raveyard.
"Holy... HIC! Heck! A giant f-fucking r-robot!" Snake yelled.
"A f-fucking r-robot?" Anna asked. The merchant gave the soldier a drunkenly smug look, which she got in return. The two drunks leaped up onto the other eye in a single jump.
"God fucking da-" the human within cursed. Anna and Snake began thrusting their pelvises against the glass, somehow managing to make tiny cracks even though Incineroar's head bashing failed to do anything. "AGH! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!" The human screeched his ass off and slammed even more buttons at a faster pace, which, combined with the blue electricity finally starting to fade, managed to finally force the Death Egg Robot Egg-treme to move just enough to smack Anna, Snake, and Incineroar off.
"Quit giving me excuses to pulverize you, you worthless waste of space!" Wario roared. He pulled out the Dinner Blaster again and started charging up yet another fireball, but the blue electricity completely vanished, allowing the robot to expand both of its arms at the yellow wacko again. Wario barely evaded by doing a back flip away, landing back down with his head facing towards the Raveyard, but still aiming the Dinner Blaster at the almighty robot... and at the fireball he was charging up. Wario let loose a burning plate of spaghetti, which instantly fused with the fireball and sped right towards the robot. The fusion inferno made a giant explosion upon contact with the metal monstrosity, sending it skidding backwards along the street even more, yet still not leaving a dent or even knocking the robot down.
"How about you just lie down and let me kill you already?!" the human roared back. He slammed another button, unleashing a hoard of Eggman-shaped bombs from its back.
~Revenge Of The Enemy stops again~
With all the bombs scattered all across the street and around Wario, Waluigi, Anna, Snake, and Incineroar, time seemed to slow down to a crawl.
~This Way Out... For Prison Lane from Sonic Adventure 2 starts to play~
However, Sonic and Shadow managed to speed through the bomb-infested street. Sonic dragged Anna, Snake, and Incineroar out of the street in a flash, and Shadow just kicked Wario and Waluigi all the way through a large window on a building at the end of the street. Meanwhile, Waluhart showed up, sticking most of his body out of a tank, with two other tanks beside him.
"Hello again, worthless beings of Smashtopolis! I've returned to exact my reven-" Waluhart said, only to get interrupted by two more Eggman bombs flying into the other two tanks. Once the dust cleared from the two explosions, the remains of both the tanks and the Wario and Waluigi robots of Waluhart were shown off to the world. "OK, maybe later," the clone uttered in SpongeBob's voice. Waluhart dove into his tank and sped off back the way he came. Back to Wario and Waluigi, they were getting up from the crash whilst a Shy Guy wearing a tie stared at the shattered glass.
"Well, at least it's only one broken window," the Shy Guy remarked. Suddenly, Mecha Sonic broke into the room through the window parallel to the already broken one. The Shy Guy stared at the other window for a single second and then leaped out of the first shattered window. Eggman and Metal Sonic arrived in the Egg Mobile once the masked creature had left.
"WARIOWALUIGIHAVEYOUSEENMYLATESTINVENTIONTHEDEATHEGGROBOTEGG-TREMESOMEONESTOLEITANDINEEDITBACK!" Eggman screamed. Wario and Walugi stared at Eggman, Eggman stared back, and the two Sonic robots stared at the Death Egg Robot Egg-treme and the chaos it was causing. "Oh, there it is. Mecha Sonic, you know what to do!"
"Absolutely," Mecha Sonic uttered. The tall robot flew off, crashing through another window and flying after the rampaging mech. Sonic kept curling into a ball and slamming into said mech's belly, all while dodging the robot's expanding arms and Eggman bombs. After three failed attempts to damage the thing, Sonic landed right next to Shadow.
"Sheesh, this chrome dome's tougher than any of Eggman's other Death Egg Robots," the blue hedgehog acknowledged. "It's no use try-"
"IT'S NO USE!" Silver roared, using his psychokinesis to lift Sonic and force him back into a ball.
"MY SPINE!" Sonic cried out. The insane silver hedgehog threw the blue hedgehog multiple times into the durable mech's belly, but just like Sonic's attempts, the attacks were in vain. The grand robot launched another bomb that would exploded right behind Silver, sending the maniac off into the distance and freeing Sonic from his psychic grip.
"Trying to attack it the old-fashioned way?" Shadow asked Sonic as the latter got up from his fall.
"Yeaaah, that," Sonic groaned.
"Hmph. Then leave this to me." Shadow started charging up a Chaos Spear in his hand, eventually unleashing it. The Chaos Spear punctured the upgraded robot, leaving a small hole in it.
"MY LEG!" the robot shouted in Fred the fish's voice. The human just stared in space, wondering how the machine managed to speak. The Death Egg Robot Egg-treme started holding its damaged leg, hopping up and down on its uninjured leg while doing so. Mecha Sonic then dashed to the robot's back side, stopped, curled up into a ball, and started attempting to cleave through the ultimate Death Egg Robot's metal. Before Mecha Sonic could do any real damage, the giant mech managed to grab the metallic hedgehog and tossed him into the same deep hole Waluigi accidentally made earlier.
"You know, if it weren't for the lack of mediocre remarks at my expense, I probably would've needed to see Mecha Sonic attacking the thing to realize that Eggman's not piloting the thing for once," Sonic remarked.
"Yes, unfortunately it's not me, but rather some immature idiot who's taken control of my glorious machine," Eggman said, still in his Egg Mobile with Metal Sonic. Wario and Waluigi crashed down from the sky right behind the mad scientist. "Seriously, I just finished adding all that near-indestructible metal to my magnificent machine, only for that imbecile to steal it an hour later!"
"So how are we supposed to deal with this thing then, doc?" Sonic asked while Cranky Kong, Celebi, Taranza, and Kronya distracted the robot.
"Oh, it's actually really simple," Eggman replied, pulling out three Mega Mushrooms. "At least one of us need to sneak into it from the secret second entrance and... unfortunately blow it up from the inside."
"And where is this secret entrance?" Shadow inquired.
~This Way Out... For Prison Lane stops~
"It's uh... a hatch located on its butt," Eggman nervously answered. Sonic's pupils were shrunken down and his eyes were wide open.
"Yeaaah, heh, I think I'll keep distracting the guy instead," the blue hedgehog responded before dashing away.
"Likewise," Shadow calmly added.
~Bouncy Wario from Wario Land 2 starts to play~
"Come on! Someone has to do it!" Eggman stated. AOSTH Dr. Robotnik calmly passed by, catching Eggman's attention. "You! Supposed version of me from some awful alternate universe, barely holds a resemblance to me, and is associated with that dreadful meme! Go inside that robot from the back!"
"No you!" Dr. Robotnik retorted.
"NOOOOOOO!" Eggman cried out.
"Waa, you just got owned big time, Eggman," Waluigi said.
"No you!" Eggman repeated.
"NOOOOOOO!" both of the Wario Bros. screeched.
~Bouncy Wario stops~
"Shut up! We must focus on knocking that robot down onto its face so we can actually get in first!" Eggman pointed out.
"Waa... whatever," Wario groaned. The two brothers ran back towards the Death Egg Robot Egg-treme, but Eggman and Metal Sonic stayed put.
"And while they take that robot down, I'm going to watch the carnage!" the mad scientist happily said, pulling out a bag of popcorn. Metal Sonic only facepalmed himself in response to his creator's actions.
~On The Edge... For Eternal Engine from Sonic Adventure 2 starts to play~
Wario and Waluigi raced past Sonic, Shadow, Cranky Kong, Celebi, Taranza, Kronya, Incineroar, and the Smashtopolis police force kept the robot's attention on them instead of the two brothers. After getting behind the mechanical behemoth, Wario used his iconic Shoulder Bash attack on the robot's damaged leg, but even despite the injury, the robot remained unharmed from Wario's attempt.
"Grr! Stupid machine!" the yellow weirdo growled. Wario got himself ready for another Shoulder Bash, but instead of charging ahead right away, he started running in place, his feet creating embers when they touched the ground. "Here I go!" Wario finally charged forward, now surrounded in flames. The impact was not only stronger than the previous one, managing to make the robot stumble the tiniest bit, but Wario bounced off the leg, making a small leap into the air. Wario prepared another fiery charge in the air, but before Wario could land another hit, the upgraded robot punted Wario away. Waluigi however was just smacking a tennis ball at the mech, with the ball bouncing off the metal body and back towards the lanky pest. Starting with a serve, followed with a topspin, and finally a flat shot, none of the attacks did a thing to Waluigi's large opponent.
"Waa..." Waluigi moaned, turning around to face the "screen". "Hey! What are you staring at?!" Waluigi ran towards the "screen" and was about to smack it with his tennis racket, but then the "screen" moved over to a different angle, revealing that Waluigi was angered at a cross-eyed GengarFan3. The dumbass crackfic writer was sent flying through a single building and slammed into the exterior of the building right behind it. Meanwhile, the Eggman mech used Sonic as a bowling ball, knocking away Cranky and the rest of his quartet. Shadow started charging up another Chaos Spear to damage the other leg, but the TNT Yeeter knocked Shadow out of the way.
"YEET!" the strange creature shouted, tossing a TNT block. The block exploded upon contact with the durable metal, knocking the robot almost as far back as the Dinner Blaster did. However, the robot glanced down at the TNT Yeeter, who just stared back until it whipped out another TNT block. Before the TNT Yeeter had the chance to throw it, the robot grabbed the TNT Yeeter itself and hoisted the Minecraft abomination over its chrome dome head.
"YEET!" the Death Egg Robot Egg-treme yelled in the TNT Yeeter's yeeting voice, throwing the creature out of the city and onto an island in the middle of a lake not too far away from Smashtopolis.
"Alright, what's going on out here, my dudes?" Agent Four asked, stepping outside of Raveyard with Duck Hunt Dog and Agent Three.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL GOSH DARNED HECK IS THAT THING?!" Duck Hunt Dog screamed.
"Trash, that's what it is!" Cranky roared before and Eggman bomb blew up behind him.
"Yes, the person piloting my masterpiece is trash," Eggman remarked.
"So is the person who made the mech in the first place," Metal Sonic groaned.
"In that case, we'll help bring this thing down!" Agent Four proudly said. The blue Inkling pulled out his Splatterscope and leaped out in front of the rampaging robot. Prior to aiming the Splatterscope, he changed his blue tentacles to yellow.
~On The Edge... For Eternal Engine stops~
The now yellow Inkling fired his Splatterscope... right on the lower end of the Death Egg Robot Egg-treme's front side. Agent Four laughed, and the powerful robot responded by smacking the Inkling all the way to the island the TNT Yeeter was stuck on. The already blue again Inkling landed next to a campfire that TNT Yeeter and Tom Nook were sitting next to.
~Rock Bottom from SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle For Bikini Bottom starts to play~
"OH NO!" Agent Four screeched. He raced over to the waters surrounding the island, and then raced back to the campsite. "We're either going to drown... or wait on this deserted island, dying a slower and more painful death via starvation!"
~Rock Bottom stops~
"Oh well, might as well make the most of our terrible island vacation," Agent Four cheerful stated, holding an empty glass.
"You... you might have killed him!" Agent Three yelled.
"Yeah? So?" the human replied.
"So?! SO?!" the orange Inkling roared.
"Sew," Captain America said, holding a sewing machine.
"No!" AOSTH Dr. Robotnik shouted prior to vaporizing Captain America's head with a laser cannon.
~Big Blue from F-Zero starts to play~
"SO YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR HURTING THE PEOPLE I LOVE!" Agent Three hollered. She leaped up to the Death Egg Robot Egg-treme's face and started assaulting it with a flurry of punches and kicks.
"What did she say?" Waluigi wondered.
"She said she loves Agent Four. Not sure in what way though, since she could love him as a very close friend, a romantic partner, or even as a pseudo-sibling of sorts," Incineroar answered.
"Finally someone acknowledges that love doesn't inherently mean romantic love," Metal Sonic commented. Agent Three kept assaulting the upgraded robot...
~Big Blue stops with a record scratch~
... but the robot grabbed the orange Inkling and chucked her into the same hole Mecha Sonic was thrown into.
"Will you stop throwing people around?! It's such a pathetic display of what my masterpiece is capable of! You have no idea how much it hurts me!" Eggman growled.
"And you have no idea how little I care!" the unnamed human shot back. Suddenly, the ground began to shake yet again, with Agent Three, Mecha Sonic, and Hans Moleman's corpse getting flung out of the hole.
"Oh now what?!" Duck Hunt Dog nervously asked.
"Who... dares... awaken us by tearing open the earth and throwing people in?!" a voice that sounded similar like E.T.'s voice questioned.
~Wizards And Lizards from Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath Of Cortex starts to play~
The owner of said voice crawled out of the hole, revealing itself to be one of the shadow creatures that appeared during the Shepherd's visit at the fourth Smash Grounds from two years ago. More of the shadow creatures crawled out of the same pit, wielding their swords, lances, axes, guns, and the like.
"Wonderful. Now we have to deal with these shadow creatures again," Master Hand complained, arriving at the scene with Professor E. Gadd.
"Oyamaa, I never thought I'd see those grue things again after studying them ages ago," E. Gadd commented.
"Why do they only have a proper name now?" the giant hand wondered.
"Nobody never asked me for their names after I came up with their name," the sane scientist answered while the recently resurrected GengarFan3 got crushed by a girder right behind the two.
"Can someone please tell us just who is behind all these earthquakes?" the leader grue asked. Literally everyone, including Hans's carcass, pointed to the Death Egg Robot Egg-treme.
"What are you bitches gonna d-" the unnamed human taunted. Suddenly, the grues flew right into the robot's face, smacking and stabbing it with their weapons. "OH JESUS FUCK!" The giant robot swung its arms around wildly.
~Wizards And Lizards stops~
"That's another building those Waluigi clones destroyed all back together," a Conkeldurr said to a group of Timburr and Gurdurr construction workers. "Let's get to work on the next one." That's when the Death Egg Robot Egg-treme accidentally demolished the already damaged building that sat next to the fixed one with a swing of its arm. "Oh hey, we actually needed to destroy that building anyways." The Timburr and Gurdurr cheered, despite a hunk of metal crushing one of the Gurdurr.
"Wow, even the shadow guys that I forgot about until now came back. Now if only Vaike was here," Waluigi muttered. "And Falco. And Crazy. And Wario. Where'd Wario even go?"
A Few Moments Earlier...
~Fire Field from Super Smash Bros. Brawl starts to play~
Wario was still flying from the Death Egg Robot Egg-treme's backwards kick, finally coming close to the ground. The fat wacko regain control right before he punched the street. Wario kept sliding backwards, his fist tearing up the concrete as he moved backwards. After nearly crushing innocent civilians and actually crushing Banjo during his uncontrollable slide, he came to a stop right underneath a ? block.
"Gimme something good, lousy block!" Wario demanded. Wario hit the block from below, and out of the top came a Cape Feather. Wario grabbed the feather, charged up another fiery Shoulder Bash, and made a mad dash back. Along the way, Wario made one short hop over some cracked concrete, followed up with a larger jump, and finishing off with a foward flip high into the air, somehow keeping his momentum once he touched the ground. Within a few more seconds, Wario returned at the exact moment after Waluigi wondered where Wario was.
"Oh hey Wario, I was wondering where-" Waluigi said before getting interrupted by his own brother.
"Waa, who cares, look what I got!" Wario forced the Cape Feather into Waluigi's hands. Waluigi ate the feather, crossed his arms over his chest, and floated ever so slightly off the ground before transforming into Cape Waluigi, uncrossing his arms and causing a golden aura to surround him.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! THE POWER! I CAN FEEL IT ALL OVER, EVEN IN INAPPROPRIATE PLACES!" Waluigi screeched.
"Let's finish this palooka off!" Wario said.
"Oh yeah!" Waluigi replied with a nod. Wario leaped back a long ways to charge up yet another blazing Shoulder Bash. Waluigi flew by and grabbed Wario by the yellow weirdo's free arm and started spinning him around. Eventually, Waluigi threw Wario right for the oversized mech. One of the grues noticed the incoming Wario, and they all got off the mech.
"About time you fuckers got o-" the human said...
~Fire Field stops~
Time slowed down once Wario slammed into the back of the huge robot. Wario flew back from the impact, the mech slid and leaned forward, nearly everyone's mouths opened up from shock, and Anna and Snake's eyes became more and more cross-eyed.
... But then time reverted back to normal, and the giant machine stopped leaning and sliding.
"FUCK! Who did that?!" the unnamed human demanded to know. The nightmarish robot jumped up and, upon heading back down to the ground, faced Wario and Waluigi. "YOU TWO! YOU TWO NEED TO JUST DIE ALREADY!"
"No you," Waluigi retorted.
"FUCK YOU!" The large mech stomped towards the Wario Bros. as fast as its huge feet could. Wario and Waluigi charged ahead as well, but both groups were unaware of Kellam, who was also racing towards the mechanical monstrosity. The giant robot touched the front of Kellam's armor with its foot, causing it to trip and fall. Both Kellam and the Wario Bros. barely avoided being crushed the upgraded terror as it shook the ground once more with its fall. "FUCK!"
"NOW!" Eggman roared, holding the Mega Mushrooms. Mecha Sonic opened the hatch, letting Wario, Waluigi, and Eggman in, and then slamming it shut.
"NO! GET THE HELL OUT!" the human nervously yet angrily demanded.
"Waa, it smells in here," Waluigi remarked.
"Shut up and eat!" Eggman ordered. The trio swallowed a single Mega Mushroom for each of them in one gulp. They then started growing within the robot, bending the metal.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the human shrieked right before the robot exploded. The dust eventually cleared up, revealing Wario, Waluigi, and Eggman in their Mega forms. The human landed face-first on the street, and Kronya stabbed him in the back to end him once and for all.
"YES! YOU KILLED THAT DREADFUL MANIAC! For that, you're now second-in-command!" Cranky cheered.
"Kill me," Taranza thought. Kronya, holding her Athame, swiftly rose up behind him, resulting in Taranza screaming.
"Hold on. Why does the human have a zipper from his head all the way down the rest of his back?" Yoshi wondered. Wario, already back to his normal form, lifted up the body and pulled down the zipper... revealing that Dark Pit was within the human suit?
"WHAT THE LEGIT FUCK?!" the real Dark Pit yelled, standing behind Master Hand.
"Wait... if this is the real Dark Pit... then where did this impostor even come from?" the giant hand wondered. E. Gadd walked backwards from everyone, profoundly sweating.
"Hey guys, what happened out here?" Falco asked as he and Crazy arrived.
"Too much stuff happened," Waluigi complained.
One Hour Later...
~Gelato Beach from Super Mario Sunshine starts to play~
Agent Four, TNT Yeeter, Tom Nook, and Vaike were sunbathing on the island in the lake. Agent Four took a large and long sip of some Purple Flurp while the sun sluggishly burned him.
"How much longer until our painful death?" Tom Nook asked.
