Episode 38: Two Year Throwback

JANUARY 8th, 2019

~Professor E. Gadd's Lab from Luigi's Mansion starts to play~

"And so, I present to you all my latest invention," Professor E. Gadd said to his audience, consisting of Wario, Waluigi, the two hands, Mario, Peach, Luigi, Lucario, Fox, Falco, Meta Knight, Lucina, Anna, Duck Hunt Dog, Snake, Incineroar, and Samurai Jack of all people, all of them being in E. Gadd's Smash World lab. E. Gadd took of the red tarp off his new invention, revealing a fancy machine that had a chamber for portals. "My second, and improved, attempt at a time machine! No longer will any one from the past attempt to take control of it and come to the modern day! Granted, there's still a fair amount of kinks to fix..."

~Professor E. Gadd's Lab stops~

Suddenly, the time machine turned on by itself, sucking Wario, Waluigi, Lucario, Falco, Crazy Hand, Anna, and Incineroar into the purple portal. Samurai Jack leaped in just before the time machine turned itself off.

"... Well, that happened quicker than I expected," E. Gadd remarked, still smiling despite everyone else besides Meta Knight and Snake panicking.

XxXx

NOVEMBER 20th, 2016

"November twentieth was the exact day. The day when it all truly began," the GengarFan3 of the past said, standing in the forest that surrounded the northern end of the fourth Smash Grounds. "The clash... between t-" GengarFan3 stopped as soon as he realized that the modern day Wario, Waluigi, and the rest of those sucked into the time machine were staring at him.

"Punch," Wario said, punching the idiot crackfic writer to the moon.

"WE'RE STUCK IN THE PAST!" Lucario screamed.

"Good," Samurai Jack said before running off.

"Wait... if it's three in the morning on November twentieth... that means we arrived right when Weegee and Wario had that big fight in the woods!" Waluigi pointed out.

"You mean that one fight that no one ever explained to me? Cool! I get to see it for the first time!" Incineroar said.

"And some of us will see it for a second time," Crazy replied before staring at the "screen".

"Yeah! Now we can prove that I beat Weegee by slamming that Snorlax on that stupid meme to Lucario while we wait for that lousy professor to rescue us!" Wario exclaimed.

"Oh, I'm sooooo sure you dunces will prove that idiotic fib you made u-" Lucario sarcastically responded.

"Slide to the left!" the voice of Mr. C The Slide Man boomed before everyone else slid away, their bodies otherwise not moving in the slightest. Lucario groaned and followed after them.

XxXx

~Danger Abounds! DX from Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga starts to play~

Clear night skies, falling leaves, and trails of smoke filled the air over the fourth Smash Grounds. With most of the Smashers and Master Hand gone, this allowed the Weegee of the past nearly free to ruin the place and ruin Wario and his friends' lives by firing laser beams from his eyes while levitating in the sky, which only put him in an even bigger advantage, as the Smashers that remained lacked any decent projectiles to hit him with and a means of getting up to him... or in Bowser's case, simply just didn't care too much.

"WAA!" the Wario of the past roared, swinging open the front doors of the palace, with the past versions of Waluigi and Falco behind him. "It's the apocalypse! Hoard all the essentials and run!"

"Nah, it's just a certain loser again," Waluigi said, pointing at the villainous meme.

"Oh. Oh well, guess I'll have to give him what he deserves for showing up and giving us a rotten day us usual!" Wario groaned. The yellow idiot slowly walked his way over towards Weegee, crushing the small rocks below him with his big stomps, while pulling out his somewhat recently obtained weapon, the Dinner Blaster.

"Oh boy, a one-on-one fight!" Falco exclaimed. The idiot space bird pulled out a bag of popcorn, spilled it on the ground, and started pecking at the dirty food.

"Come on out, you brainless maniacs! I'm going to show you just how much of a threat I am to you dumbasses!" Weegee exclaimed, continuing his laser beam assault on the Smash Grounds. Little did he know that Wario was right below him, pointing the Dinner Blaster straight up.

"I'll show you who the real threat is, freak," Wario muttered. He pulled the Dinner Blaster's trigger, firing a hot plate of spaghetti upwards.

~Danger Abounds! DX stops~

"SHIIIIIT!" Weegee screamed as soon as the plate singed his feet and sent him upwards. Weegee looked down, noticing Wario in a laughing fit of glee. Clenching his fists, Weegee teleported right behind Wario and launched a small but still powerful laser beam at the ground right behind the fat plumber, launching him far past the Smash Grounds.

... Meanwhile, on the rooftop of the Smasher's Palace were the group from the present, with present Falco pecking at popcorn on the roof just like his past self.

"Slide to the right!" Mr. C's voice demanded. Most of the gang did just that, but Falco, still pecking the floor, and Lucario stayed behind. At least until Lucario dragged Falco away, that is.

XxXx

Back in the woods, outside of the Vulpix that Wario, Waluigi, Falco, Crazy, and Lucina met during Halloween of that year, there were no other creatures stirring. Aside from Vulpix crushing the fallen leaves with her feet and the soft breeze blowing through, no noise was being created either.

... Until Wario started flying over and screamed until he crashed into the forest clearing Vulpix was in, that is.

"Ugghh... stupid meme... funny meme... irritating meme..."

~Main Theme (Luigi's Mansion) from Super Smash Bros. Brawl starts to play~

Weegee warped right above the forest, quickly noticing the small clearing that had Wario crashed into. Quickly teleporting down into the clearing, Weegee started chuckling and clapping his hands in a mocking fashion.

"Heh, thought you could get the drop on me, idiot?" the meme gloated. "Well, thanks to your ignorance and unneeded cockiness, you screwed that all up!"

"Can it, punk! You still got burnt real good there, just like last time! And you're getting a beating just like last time too!" Wario growled.

"I think you've forgotten just who you're up against, so let me just give you a quick reminder. You're not fighting a nobody just like some of those idiots at that tournament of yours, you're fighting against me, Weegee!"

"Nah, I remember who I'm fighting against. And that's why I know I'm gonna win!" Wario said, getting into a fighting position.

"Dumbass. You're going to eat those words!" Weegee snarled.

"And in three, two, one..." the present Waluigi uttered, watching the two beings of the past from the bushes with the rest of the modern day gang.

~Main Theme (Luigi's Mansion) stops as Boss Battle from Shantae And The Pirate's Curse starts~

"Good! I need breakfast anyways!" the past Wario yelled.

"Why did I say that terrible excuse of a comeback?" the present Wario muttered.

"Because you were hungry," a voice within the present Wario's head using Wario's voice replied. The past Wario and Weegee dashed right for each other, eventually bashing into each other, pushing their heads against each others. Weegee used this to his advantage and fired a small laser beam from his eyes into Wario, sending him flying, although that tactic didn't come without consequence, as Weegee slid back a lot from the blast. Wario kept flying until he crashed right next to Smash Ball Lake. Quickly getting back onto his feet, he looked around for a spot to hide, nearly immediately finding a large rock. He made a quick dash behind it just before Weegee burst through some of the thicket. Wondering where the idiot plumber was, Weegee took a long look around the lake. When a rustling bush caught his attention, Wario fired another steaming hot plate of spaghetti from the Dinner Blaster, which hit Weegee right in the eyes. The evil meme covered his eyes in pain, leaving Wario another chance to strike. He jumped out of his hiding spot, landed right before Weegee, and gave hit a hard hitting uppercut to the chin, sending the stiff meme flying upwards. Wario then pulled out a Cape Feather and swallowed it. Upon becoming Cape Wario, a golden aura surrounded the yellow weirdo. Said aura faded once Wario flew off after his enemy.

"FUCKING IDIOT! YOU'RE JUST MAKING ME WANT TO MAKE YOU SUFFER EVEN MO-" Weegee cursed before getting interrupted by Wario, who grabbed the meme's hands, though Weegee was fast enough to fight back. Once again, he fired another quick laser beam, which sent Wario spiraling up higher into the sky. Weegee landed safely and quickly got the spaghetti off his face. He was about to chase after Wario, but the fat plumber came back down from above, slamming butt-first into the ground. The entire ground shook, knocking down Lucario and Incineroar on top of nearly knocking everyone else from the present down. Weegee got stunned by the shaking earth, giving the past Wario enough time to grab the evil meme by the feet and slam Weegee around into the ground. Weegee managed to free himself by disconnecting one of his hands and having it punch Wario's face. With the hand reconnecting, Weegee teleported behind Wario and sent him flying into the air with another laser beam.

"Wait, what were we doing during this time?" Waluigi wondered.

"I was masturbating!" Anna unnecessarily pointed out.

"I wishing Snake hadn't just told me the same thing," Lucario added.

"I think you and me were moving rocks that were blocking the gates," Falco told Waluigi.

Meanwhile...

~Boss Battle stops as Bonus Room Blitz from Donkey Kong Country starts~

Back at the Smash Grounds, the Waluigi, Falco, Donkey Kong, and Marth of the past were indeed moving boulders Weegee placed to seal the Smasher's Palace inhabitants in, while the past Lucario was standing next to Snake and Duck Hunt Dog.

"I didn't need to be told that, and I hope no one else ever tells me that either," Lucario groaned as the past E. Gadd arrived. Donkey Kong grabbed one of the larger boulders, lifted it over his head, and chucked it into the woods.

XxXx

~Bonus Room Blitz stops as Boss Battle starts again~

As the modern Wario, Waluigi, and company were still thinking, the boulder DK threw rolled towards them. Everyone else just dodged the incoming rock, but Waluigi could only leap onto it. The lanky pest ran as fast as his thin legs could take him, barely managing to stay on top of the rolling rock.

"HELP! WAAAAA!" Waluigi shrieked. The rest of the time travelers chased after him as he entered a trail. Said trail was right next to the clearing where the past Wario and Weegee were dueling, both trying to punch each other but neither succeeding. Despite the few trees blocking the clearing and the trail, neither those of the past or the present noticed each other. The boulder kept rolling ahead, plowing down both of the past and present GengarFan3 as well as Classic Sonic not long after. The boulder then rolled up a ramp, but Waluigi still clung on. Waluigi and the rock flew up so high that the lanky weirdo flew past the moon. Eventually, Waluigi leaped off the rock, and the modern Wario managed to grab him. Meanwhile, Weegee finally managed to strike the past Wario with a punch, knocking him high into the air. The yellow weirdo managed to stop his uncontrollable, only to barely dodge big laser beam a second later. He dove down right towards the area of the source of the beam, dodging plenty of smaller ones before Weegee was firing. Once close enough, Wario started using his Corkscrew attack towards the ground, flying even faster around the beams. Wario slammed into Weegee, causing the evil meme to skid back towards the trail. In fact, Weegee's back nearly touched the modern Wario's nose as it poked out of a bush. Weegee managed to force the past Wario away with a small laser.

~Boss Battle stops again as A Tense Moment from Super Mario Galaxy starts~

Both of the fighters just glared into each other's eyes, growling and sweating.

"You really shouldn't have been staring into his eyes," Waluigi whispered before the modern Wario shushed him.

"Heh... if this was your natural strength, I would've been slightly impressed. Yet you've had to resort to the power of that feather to come as far as you have in this fight," Weegee said in a smug tone. "Still, it's nice we finally got our one-on-one fight. I get to focus on taking one of you lowlifes down and toy with you all I want, and no one's going to get in the way."

"You mind shutting up and giving up already?! You're gonna bore me to sleep!" the past Wario growled... as the modern Wario was snoring away alongside Waluigi.

"Hmph. I wish you were at least smart enough to realize I won't give up," the evil meme began.

~A Tense Moment stops as Dr. Eggman Showdown from Sonic Lost World starts~

"But sure. I'll keep you awake... until you're ready for the dirt nap!" Weegee finished. Weegee flew ahead and tried to land a punch, but Wario blocked it with his own fist. The two stared at each other for a bit again until both started hurling a flurry of punches at each other, their fists constantly colliding with each other.

"Warui warui warui!" Wario yelled.

"Ruiji ruiji ruigi!" Weegee shouted back. The two kept clashing fists until Weegee finally managed to strike Wario in the stomach, sending the fatso skidding back a bit. Weegee then started charging up a large laser beam while Wario regained control of his balance. However, when the evil meme unleashed his beam, Wario still dodged, and even followed up with a flurry of punches onto Weegee's face, with some even hitting the villainous meme's eyes. Yet Weegee was still capable of firing a small beam, which sent Wario back up to the sky. "I'll give that dumbass some credit... too much pain in my eyes would mean no lasers... too bad he can't hurt me anywhere near enough to let that happen." Weegee then vanished again, trying to follow Wario. With Weegee gone, Waluigi poked his leg through the bushes, ready to move ahead, but only ended up tripping his past self as he and the past Falco arrived. The modern Waluigi hid his leg before the two past dunces could notice. The two ran off, and all of the modern crew stepped out.

"You really shouldn't hurt yourself like that, Waluigi," Crazy said to his friend. The modern crew followed after the past Wario and Weegee. As soon as the group was gone, a large figure stepped into the clearing. Back with the past Wario and Weegee, the two zipped around each other not too far away from the clearing. The two soon clashes heads again, only for Wario to uppercut Weegee into higher into the moonlit sky. Wario slammed into the evil meme a few times in rapid succession, but Weegee eventually retaliated by slamming Wario back down with a double axe handle. As the yellow weirdo fell, Weegee started charging up a laser beam. Only when Wario was about to crash did Weegee teleported down in front of him and blast him. Wario flew through the woods, even flying through a large tree. Meanwhile, just a fair distance away, the past Crazy Hand was swiftly floating through a trail. Completely oblivious to the fight and the fact that he had been separated from the rest of those heading back to the Smash Grounds, he kept humming the Flintstones theme to himself without a care for the world... until he realized he was alone.

"Say, where did everyone go?" the giant hand wondered. "Oh well, might as well make the most of this free time!" Crazy then proceeded to spaz around, barely avoiding the trees.

... But then he accidentally caught Wario before said yellow plumber could crash.

"Waa? What the- Crazy Hand?!" Wario yelled, realizing why he stopped.

"Oooh! Heya Wario! What're ya doing? And why did you actually refer to my full name for once?" Crazy asked as Wario jumped down from the hand's grasp.

"I'm having a fight with that no good, irritating, and pathetic Weegee!" Wario answered.

"Oooooh! That sounds smashing!" Crazy started.

"Smashing!" Nigel Thornberry exclaimed, appearing in the treetops.

"I don't remember him being there," the modern Crazy Hand remarked, hiding in nearby bushes with the rest of the modern gang.

"Can I join in?" the past Crazy wondered.

"Of course you can!" Weegee said, out of sight from both of the idiots.

"AW YEAH, FIGHT TI-" Crazy got blasted by a laser beam before he could finish, which sent him flying through the woods and knocking down trees. With Crazy gone, Weegee teleported into the trail.

"If there's one person stupider than you, it's that insane hand," Weegee scoffed. "Him, and the blue birdbrain."

"You can stuff that lousy mouth of yours! No one needs to hear your stupid, stale lies!" Wario retorted, pulling out a stale and moldy piece of bread. Wario then flew forward, which gave Weegee time to fire another beam. Once again, Wario dodged and managed to get right into Weegee's face. The fat maniac tried to ram the loaf into Weegee's hidden mouth as hard as he could. "Waa! Where even is your mouth?! Do you even have one?!"

"As if I'm going to tell y-" Weegee muttered before Wario succeeded, forcing the loaf into the evil meme's throat, causing the meme to gag.

"Woo! Go Team Instinct!" Crazy cheered, covered in bandages and burn marks as he waved a giant yellow flag with Wario's face with angel wings on it. He then quickly put the flag down and picked a green one up, this one featuring Weegee in a dumpster. "Boo Team Nonexistent!"

"Oh yeah! Wario's the best!" the caped weirdo cackled, swinging his fat ass around. Even the modern Wario and the rest of his modern friends joined in on the ass shaking from their hiding spot. Lucario looked away from the butt shaking, cringing.

"Damn... y-you Wario..." Weegee coughed, still trying to get the bread out of his throat as the past Wario started flying in circles around him. He managed to spit it out before grabbing Wario by the throat and squishing the bread like a sponge, causing Weegee's own saliva to splash right into Wario's eyes.

"WAA! My eyes! My beautiful eyes!" Wario shrieked.

"Now you know how that spaghetti in the eyes felt, fucking nimrod!" Weegee yelled before he threw Wario right towards a tree.

"Hey! You knucklehead McSpazatron! Leave Wario alone!" the past Crazy demanded.

"And why should I bother listening to you, moron? You're just a dumb, floating hand that's only remembered for being stupider than your friend over there!" Weegee mocked. Crazy's rage grew after hearing that insult, forcing him to curl up into a fist and fly right towards the creepy meme. Alas, Weegee teleported once more, leaving Crazy to knock down any of the forest trees that stood in his path. With Crazy out of the way, Weegee looked for Wario. However, the buffoon, still blinded by the spit, was busy trying to punch the modern Wario. For every punch his past self threw at him, Wario leaped backwards, each jump being larger than the last. "Hey! Dumbass! Where'd you run off to?!"

"Oh! Sorry, whoever I was attacking!" the past Wario uttered, giving a headpat to his modern self, before flying back onto the trail. Wario threw another punch as soon as he flew back in, but Weegee didn't even have to dodge. Instead, the meme just grabbed Wario by the foot, swung him around a bit, and then hurled the yellow plumber high into the night sky. As Wario flew high, he rubbed his eyes, finally clearing up his vision. Upon looking down, he discovered that Weegee had vanished from the trail. In fact, Weegee had teleported above Wario and slammed his feet down onto Wario's head.

~Dr. Eggman Showdown stops~

"WAAAAA!" Wario yelled during his fall. Wario fell right into the ground, only his ass and feet still above ground, shaking and quivering while Wario tried to squirm out of the hole.

"Well, it looks like this fight is finally coming to an end," Weegee chuckled, charging up another laser beam. "And so is your life! Farewell, Wario!"

"Brace yourselves!" Wario demanded from the rest of his modern gang. Most of the gang just dove further away from the trail, but Falco put on two arm braces and two leg braces before leaping back to where his friends were. Meanwhile, the Waluigi and Falco of the past were at Smash Ball Lake and its clearing, just sitting by the shoreline.

"It's a good thing we arrived at the landmark in this forest! Now we just have to wait here until someone finds us!" Falco said.

"How long do you think that might take?" Waluigi asked.

"It could be between a few minutes to the rest of our lives!" Falco stated. Waluigi just stayed silent for a couple of seconds.

"Waa..." Waluigi waa'd, waaing a sad waa.

"Welp, I guess while we wait for someone to arrive, we'll pass the time by doing nothing!"

~Minor Boss Theme from Metroid Prime 2: Echoes starts to play~

Suddenly, a loud screech filled the air.

The two turned to the northwest, where a giant, red laser beam shot down from the sky.

Upon the laser beam's impact with the earth, a small mushroom cloud arose, barely rising above the trees.

"Oh boy, a mushroom made out of clouds! Let's go and eat it!" Falco said before the two dunces of the past raced on over. Back at the trail, it had been completely ignited. Squeaks and screams of the fleeing woodland animals mixed with crackling flames. Most of the modern gang were hurt but still in good condition, aside from Incineroar, who barely even felt the shockwaves or flames from the laser's impact, and Lucario, who was charred pitch black, only his eyes still being colored normally.

... And then there was the Vulpix from before, who just sat in the flames near Weegee.

"First you get painfully blinded, and now you've got your feet burnt," Weegee evil chuckled. "That's twice that karma has bit you in your fat ass." The dust finally started to lift up, revealing that there was only a crater where Wario was. "And it looks like your dead. A shame. I wanted to rub it in your charred face before I finished you off."

"And his name is..." a random, echoing voice said.

~Minor Boss Theme stops~

"What? Who said that?" the meme wondered out loud.

~John Cena's Theme starts twelve seconds in~

"WAAAAAAARIO!" the Wario of the past finished, zooming over the modern gang. Lucario calmly ducked to avoid the past Wario.

"Saw that coming from a mile away," Lucario remarked while the past Wario grabbed Weegee's head with one arm.

"You thought you could hit me with that?! Huh?!" Wario growled, spinning Weegee around. However, Weegee easily teleported out of Wario's grasp and appeared far away behind him. The yellow-clad plumber nearly instantly realized this and stopped flying ahead and instead rose up to the sky again.

"Damn idiot! Is he seriously THAT fast with that cursed power-up?!" Weegee thought. The meme did quickly get an idea. Teleporting up to Wario's face, the meme baited Wario into throwing a punch, only to teleport to Wario's side instead. Weegee kept repeating this until Wario got dizzy from all of the flying around and glimpses of Weegee popping up.

~John Cena's Theme stops~

Weegee teleported once again, this time right behind Wario. With his enemy dazed, Weegee took the opportunity to choke Wario with both of his hands. With Wario still too weak from dizziness, he could barely fight back.

~Dark Samus Approaching from Metroid Prime 2: Echoes starts to play~

The cape Wario wore eventually flickered in and out of existence until it just vanished. Weegee teleported back to the ground and slammed Wario's hardly conscious body onto the earth.

"Finally. You should have just let that laser beam annihilate you instead of wasting my time even more," Weegee groaned. "Whatever. Your defeat has finally come, and I won't waste any more time." The villainous meme started charging up another laser beam from his eyes. "Sayonara, Wario the dumbass."

"So, when's that Snorlax you totally used to finish off Weegee going to show up?" Lucario asked the modern Wario.

"A-any second now..." Wario muttered with a subtle nervous tone.

~Dark Samus Approaching stops~

Suddenly, the earth shook just a little. The minor quake drew in the modern gang's attention, but now Weegee's. It wasn't until a slightly more violent quake occurred that Weegee canceled his attack, wondering what was going on.

~Big Blue from Mario Kart 8 starts to play~

The "screen" zoomed through the woods, stopping at a creature charging through at high speed, with said creature being the mysterious one that appeared in the clearing earlier. It knocked down any tree in its path while its feet moved in a constant circular motion akin to that of Sonic's. An orange aura surrounded the creature from head to toe. It was beyond determined to do what it wanted to do. And that was to crush someone who had already interrupted its sleep too many times.

... Speaking of Sonic though, the blue hedgehog himself wasn't too far ahead from the creature's path. Sonic had earbuds in his ears, distracting him from all evidence of the creature's approach, from the noise to the quakes.

"Follow me, set me free..." the hedgehog sang. Before he could sing another word, the creature rammed into him, sending the hedgehog flying away, right to the Smash Grounds. As the hedgehog flew on over, Cranky Kong, who came to visit DK and Diddy, was right in front of the once barricaded gates. The old ape was snickering at the sight of the rolling rock from before, but mostly the flattened Classic Sonic stuck to the rock, somehow crammed into Cranky's trash can labeled "No Hopers".

"Ehehehe... now this reminds me of the old days. Just like 199-" Sonic then fell right into the trash can, surprising Cranky. The old ape looked right into the can, finding out what just fell in.

"Ugggh... someone set me free..." Sonic groaned, wedged between the can and the rock.

"AhhhhhhAHAHAHAHAHA! OH, MY SIDES! MY SIDES ARE KILLING ME!" Cranky laughed, loud enough for everyone at the grounds to hear.

"Get out of the nineties, you old ape!" Bowser growled, tossing a Bob-omb over the gates. The bomb blew up upon impact with the earth, sending the trash can and Cranky flying over to the bushes right behind the modern crew.

"A-any... s-second... now..." the modern Wario groaned. "J-just like how E. Gadd will r-rescue us any second now! H-hopefully!"

"Why didn't Weegee just kill you during all this time?" Lucario wondered.

"Shut it! Don't give him ideas!" Wario yelled. Weegee overheard the modern Wario's yell, but instead glanced down at the past version, assuming he said it, just to find the past Wario's eyes rolling in a complete circle and his mouth drooling. Meanwhile, the running creature was just a few feet away from the clearing, slowing down in a jiffy to jump swiftly up into the air...

"Pulverizing... PANCAKE!"

... and swiftly slammed right back down belly-first onto Weegee, revealing itself to be the Snorlax. The shockwave from Snorlax's landing not only caused the modern crew to bounce a bit, but it did the same to the past Wario, and even jolted him back to normal, though still pained.

"This is what you get for disrupting my sleep so many times!" Snorlax roared as he leaped off and grabbed onto Weegee by his legs. "First time, you came with some noisy floating machine! Second time, you were yelling and flying over the woods, just earlier tonight! And now you were destroying this forest!" Snorlax lifted the severely weakened Weegee over his head and slammed the meme right into the ground for every time Weegee awoke the Pocket Monster, and then just started slamming Weegee wildly.

"Stupid-AH-PIECE OF-AGH-SHIIIIIII-AHAHAOW!" Weegee cried out.

"WAAHAAHAAHAA!" the Wario of the past cackled. But in the bushes, the modern Wario, Waluigi, Falco, and Crazy were just blankly staring at what was going on in front of them, while Lucario had a smug look on his face and Anna and Incineroar just blankly stared at the four morons.

"F-f-f-fuck you..." Weegee groaned, now stuck in Snorlax's chokehold.

"And now to get you out of here!" Snorlax proclaimed. Releasing Weegee from the chokehold, he lifted the meme over his head. "Every single last bit of my anger... my determination... and my Z-Power that I still don't know how I actually obtained... is going into this throw!" Snorlax then tossed Weegee into the air, with enough force to send him flying far away from the woods... and even to catch on fire.

~Big Blue stops~

With Weegee already out of sight, Snorlax yawned before falling down on his back, causing one last, smaller quake, and Wario stopped laughing his ass off. The past Waluigi and Falco arrived to check on the past Wario, while all of the modern characters continued staring at either the events unfolding in front of them or those who were staring at the events unfolding in front of them.

... Aside from Lucario, who was clapping.

"Well well well, you sure did prove that you used that Snorlax to finish you off and that the Snorlax didn't actually save you, Wario. You really did prove me wrong," the Aura Pokémon sarcastically said. Wario slowly turned around towards the smug Pokémon, still giving the blank stare.

"Punch," Wario said again, punching Lucario through the woods. Luckily for the poor blue Pokémon, he only flew into the time portal that Duck Hunt Dog, Lucina, and Meta Knight just used to get to the past.

"Well, this is strangely nostalgic in numerous ways," Lucina stated.

"Guys! We're here to sa-" Duck Hunt Dog said. However, everyone else ran for the portal, with Anna and Incineroar leaping right in. Only Falco stayed behind to watch what was going on in the burning trail.

"Waa, Falco! Come on, we're leaving!" the past Wario yelled as he and Waluigi walked back south.

"Coming!" the past Falco replied.

"Waa, Falco! Come on, we're leaving!" the modern Wario repeated, waiting in front of the portal with just Waluigi and Crazy.

"Coming!" the modern Falco repeated as well. The stupid space bird raced over and leaped into the portal. The other three weirdos followed, and the portal shrunk into nothingness.

"Uh... so is this fire going to burn everything down then?" Snorlax wondered. Suddenly, a wild Politoed appeared. Thanks to the Politoed's ability Drizzle, a heavy rainstorm drowned out the flames. Even a small stream was formed, carrying the Vulpix away.

XxXx

JANUARY 8th, 2019

~Professor E. Gadd's Lab starts again~

Wario, Waluigi, Falco, and Crazy fell out of the other end of the portal back in E. Gadd's lab. Crazy got off the floor, revealing that he flattened Luigi upon falling in.

"Oyamaa. It's nice to have you all back safe and sound," Elvin said.

"Come to think about it, those dunces could've done some major damage to our timeline if they did anything stupid to the past," Lucario mentioned.

"Shut up loser! We wouldn't have done anything bad!" Waluigi growled.

~Professor E. Gadd's Lab stops again~

"Master Hand!" Samus exclaimed while entering the lab via the Warp Pipe entrance. "Weegee was attacking the Smash Grounds again while you were here!"

"Was?" Master Hand questioned.

~VS Boss from Super Mario Sunshine starts to play~

That's when Snorlax broke through the ceiling and slammed Weegee down on the lab's floor. Professor E. Gadd screamed while Snorlax slammed Weegee against all of his machinery.

"STOP THE AGONY!" both Weegee and E. Gadd begged.

"Oh good, more nostalgia," Wario sarcastically said.

"Not like we haven't had enough of that," Waluigi added while Snorlax slammed Weegee onto Classic Sonic, who showed up seconds prior. The two brothers walked through all of Snorlax's slamming and the panic from everyone else until they jumped into the Warp Pipe and left the lab. As the Wario Bros. marched back to the new Smash Grounds, everyone but Snorlax, Weegee, and Classic Sonic fled as well, for a trail of smoke appeared from the hole Snorlax left.