Double Trouble stumbled as they groggily got out of bed. They looked around their mess of a bedroom and nearly tripped over a bottle of liquor left on the floor. Angrily, they picked it up and threw it at the wall, smashing it to pieces and splashing it's liquid into a smear on the wall itself.

"Yeah, that's right," Double Trouble grumbled to themself, "It's the bottle's fault you screwed everything up, you idiot."

Double Trouble wearily walked over to the washroom to get ready for work, carefully stepping around the shards of glass on the floor. They opened the door to the bathroom and went over to turn on the sink. Splashing water on their face, they looked in the mirror to see a disheveled, hungover green face staring back at them. They closed their eyes, took in a deep breath and when they opened them, they saw the handsome face of a tall strong woman with short white hair and giant red claws staring back at them.

"So... bright side about what happened," Scorpia told them, "You finally got me to stand up for myself and I've learned to cut myself off from toxic relationships now."

Scorpia scratched the back of their head with their claw.

"It's probably for the best we ended this before things got too serious," Scorpia thought aloud, "I mean, it's not like there was any chance of this working out in the first place. I'm sweet, kind and brave and you're just... none of those things. Best to break it off now before someone got hurt."

Scorpia sighed as they closed their eyes and leaned against their claws against the sink.

"Too late for that, I guess," Scorpia said solemnly, before immediately brightening up again, "But hey, I can spring back from this. I'm awesome. I've got plenty of friends who love and support me now and you... well... you never needed anyone else before, right? You're a survivor, like Catra, like Shadow Weaver, like Hordak. You'll get through this the same way you always do. Alone!"

Scorpia shrugged their shoulders.

"And who knows?" Scorpia said optimistically, "In a year or two, we'll all probably look back at this as just one of those funny things that happened. Maybe after we spend some time apart, I can learn to forgive you and we can at least be friends again. Wouldn't that be great?!"

Scorpia's expression slowly drooped into a contemptuous glare.

"Yeah, I didn't think that was very convincing, either," admitted Scorpia, "I hope you die."

And then, as they turned away from the mirror to leave the bathroom, Scorpia transformed back into Double Trouble.

"I hope so, too, Princess," Double Trouble told themself, "I hope so, too."

Double Trouble then got dressed, organized their things, and left to go to work.

~*~

DT's Notes

Double Trouble, Session 1
-Subject shows complete disregard of the consequences of their actions
-Has shown to be perfectly willing to lie, exploit and manipulate others for their own personal pleasure and financial gain
-Has failed repeatedly to consider other people's feelings or learn from their own mistakes
-Suffers from the delusion that anything they do can actually help people
-Classic case of Antisocial Personality Disorder, coupled with alcohol addiction, social anxiety and suicidal depression.
-Recommend subject be separated from the rest of society as soon as possible where they can no longer be allowed to harm themselves or others