Chapter 31 - Day 3: Bigfoot's Surprise
(8:20am)
"Is everyone ready to begin the epic journey of seeing a lot of cool animals?" Kim asked with anticipation, leaving the whole mess of the picnic behind her.
"I am!" Justin replied.
"Me too!" Alexa agreed.
"I don't wanna see some dumb animals...they need to be freed from captivity!" Canna insisted.
"No, Canna! We cannot have you cause another animal incident like you did with those turkeys at that Smarty-Mart in Nebraska!" Kim exclaimed.
Canna huffed, "Don't blame me on that, Kim!"
Mary sighed, "Please, Canna!"
"You're not going to lecture me, Mary!" Canna countered.
"I will report you to the police if you do...and it won't be a stern warning the next time!" Kim sneered.
"Again...ladies! Please settle down!" Ron said in intervening.
"Ron...don't take their side..." Kim muttered.
Meanwhile, Justin and Alexa were looking out the window.
"Mommy...is that Bigfoot?" Justin asked.
Alexa added, "He's going up and down against the minivan!"
Kim and Ron went to the window and saw what their children were seeing: a Sasquatch-like creature going up and down, pressing its body against the minivan. It even put its paws on the top of the van and making the entire suspension of the vehicle bounce up and down.
Kim gasped in pure shock of what Bigfoot was ACTUALLY doing to the van.
"This scene is definitely not for children's eyes!" she exclaimed, "Ron...get the kids to the master bedroom! I'm going to chase Bigfoot away from the van!"
"But, KS! How are you going to do that?" Ron asked.
"Simple...I'm going to use an air horn to scare him off!" Kim grinned as she headed for the kitchen to grab the air horn stashed in the cabinets.
When she came out with the horn, however, Bigfoot simply vanished from the area.
"Oh man!" Ron complained, "We were going to make millions from taking a couple photos of him!"
"I hope he didn't damage any more of the van..." Kim groaned. The vandalizing was bad enough, but whatever Bigfoot did was going to be even more traumatizing.
Canna simply was sipping on a cup of coffee away from the Stoppable.
"So their fucking piece of shit of a fucking van given to them by that whore-slut of an aunt did get fucked by fucking Bigfoot!" she scoffed, "That'll take them a long fucking while to clean the jizz from his fat hairy cock!"
Mary came up to her and said, "Canna...really with the damn R-rated language?"
"Don't fucking blame me if that fucking redhead married that fucking dickless cousin of ours..." Canna scoffed.
"Sometimes, I wonder if you get that from your mom..." Mary muttered.
(8:25am)
Both Kim and Ron went outside the cabin to investigate what Bigfoot did to the Stoppable-mobile.
There was a gooey white substance all over the place on the sliding door and on the third-row exterior of the van.
"Oh...that is sick and wrong!" Ron exclaimed.
"Thank you for that observation, Mr. Obvious..." Kim sighed. "I'll have Wade analyze this..."
(A few minutes later)
Wade completed his analysis.
"And it is a 100% match, Kim. That is actually...well...semen from Bigfoot."
"Thanks, Wade. We'll hopefully see you at the Lipskys on Thursday."
She deactivated the Kimmunicator pendant 5.0.
"Maybe it is true...maybe we have seen every sitch!"
"Not exactly, KS!" Ron replied, "We have yet to cross a few off our vacation list."
"Goody..." Kim muttered, rolling her eyes, "...the list of weird things!"
Ron took out a sheet of paper that had a long list of weird things that happened to them on previous Stoppable vacations. He scratched out "SEEN BIGFOOT"
"Are Nana's lemon squares still OK?" Kim wondered.
"They are, KS! Still in the fridge!" Ron confirmed.
(8:45am)
The Stoppables, plus Canna and Mary, piled into the battered Stoppable-mobile after Kim applied more Saran wrap to the missing windows. .
Kim turned on the ignition and the van was off to Bear Country USA, which was about a 30-minute drive from the campground. The vehicle was driving on Highway 16 and was at the halfway point when Kim noticed that the whole vehicle was bouncing up and down.
"Um...KS?" Ron questioned.
"What is now, Ron?" Kim asked. She was in no mood for any bad stuff following the incident at the picnic. Her breasts were bouncing against her jumpsuit along with the motion of the vehicle.
Mary and Canna's breasts were also bouncing as well against their tops.
Canna was watchful of the potty-mouth of hers. She thought to herself, though...
It's like he wants to see our tits. What's next, him wanting to see our asses?
"The shocks are shot." Ron said. "Rufus is feeling them as well."
Also, it turned out, Bigfoot had damaged the shocks on the van.
Rufus was in the second row and was also bouncing along as well.
"Shouldn't we get the van into a mechanic?" he then asked a suggestion.
"No!" Kim retorted while her cleavage bounced up and down, "We are going to remain on schedule and we're not going to take any sidetrips.
"But...KS..."
"Remember what I said! No sidetrips, Ron!" Kim growled.
Not wanting to anger his wife any further, he replied with a weak, "Yes, dear!"
The vehicle approached Bear Country USA.
