So sorry I've been absent, work happened, I'm one of the few left in America working 40 hrs a week in retail. I would have finished this and made it two parts but I got called into work on my off day and I haven't had a off day in seven days, so I've been exhausted and uninspired. But I was inspired again at work hearing a song and wrote a one shot to that that will be posted and came home and finished this. So sorry if anyone has been chomping at their computer/phone for this update. My computer totally lost all of Can You Feel It? Chapter 5 so I gotta redo that and When Lightning and Stars Collide...so gotta redo all of that...pray that I don't kill my computer honestly.

Heads up, pardon me if I made Natsu and Gray a little too angsty but you got to be a problem to get kicked out of a bar.

I discovered my dyslexia has been kicking in real hard. Guys I apologize, I've been spelling Natsu wrong. I gotta go fix that. My dyslexia is so bad I got to keep myself from writing "THE" and not "TEH" and that "LUCY" doesn't turn out "LCUY" on daily basis. I've been looking like a idiot and no one has said anything. Y'all must think I'm so dumb! Lol like that or we're all so obsessed with Laxus no one noticed. Or y'all are dyslexic like me maybe IDK. It's been super bad and I haven't been writing lately because of it (guys it took me 10x to spell "because" right because the letters are jumping!)

So some of this is based off of songs, some of the events I wrote about are actually based off my former life as a bartender and stuff I witnessed.

Songs used and inspiration provided to you by:

TGIF by Katy Perry

One Too Many by New Medicine.

Rach Jemi; glad I could help you understand whose line? It was confusing for me as a kid and I hated it as well until I figured out it was all improv. Noooooooooo! I hope you got sleep! and glad you didn't die! I hope I gave this story a good ending for you don't worry there will always be more!

Mistress Katana; I'm glad you love it! Lucy sorta figures it out this chapter!

Alicia; your request has finally come to an end, how do you feel about it? Tried to figure out how to include a strip competition but I couldn't! :( Hope this lived up to what your wild imagination came up with!

Loopymama and 5kissofdeath thanks for the favorite and the follow! If anyone liked or favorited this and I never got the email thanks again! I appreciate all the support and reviews and notifications make me feel like I did something right!

We're now at the part in TGIF where Ms. Perry sings (..soon to be Mrs. Bloom..lucky bitch...I'm not jealous at all...JK YOU GO GIRL!)

Last Friday night
Yeah we maxed our credits card
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevards

Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark

So welcome boys and girls today we're going to learn about the pitfalls of alcohol...


Lucy looked mortified.

"That's only half of the night! And all that happened! I wish you would have stopped me!"

"Well you could have just admitted a few truths during the truth or dare game and you would have taken a few less shots." Laxus pointed out. "Lucy everyone goes through this and I didn't want you thinking I was controlling you or worse prove a point to me."

Lucy blushed recalling the game.

"Truth or Dare Lucy?"

"Truth," she was starting to feel super buzzed and woozy. "Do you have a crush on someone?"

Lucy blushed determined determined to just look at that shot she was not going to avert her eyes and look at Laxus in that moment she was going to stare at that goddamn shot glass.

"Yes."

"Who?"

"It's Gray's turn!"

It finally came back around to her. "Truth or Dare?"

The alcohol was kicking in she knew she needed to slow down. It was all starting to catch up to her. She was going to regret this, "Truth."

"Who do you pine for at night? Who does Lucy have a crush on? Who do you spend every waking moment thinking about?" Mira teased.

Lucy gulped. She turned the color of a tomato. She had the option to refuse and take a shot, but should she take it? She didn't really imagine in all her daydreams that Laxus would ever find out she liked him through a game of Truth or Dare...She thought about Laxus and that scar and tattoo she just wanted to lick. The tattoo she got a nose bleed from when she was 11 cause he was on the cover of Sorcerer Weekly and he happened to be shirtless. She started to breathe heavily. The man her body ached for at night! The man she wanted to confront but was too scared to do so now she had gotten to know the man, and was falling for him...

"I'll TAKE A SHOT AND PASS!" She screamed!

Lucy shook her head of that memory... Yeah no she had to take that shot in that moment...

"Well that's how you got drunk." Laxus explained bringing her back to the present. "I tried to keep you out of any cameras and fried one guy for snapping a picture of your dress being pulled down. I fried a lot of cell phones though...But I don't know who snuck past me though."

Lucy cringed. Great...

"Besides I think some of our friends are in worse positions, like Erza. Think the city towed her car last night. When she got a car alludes me though."

"She commandeered it on a mission when I first joined the guild."

Laxus looked surprised at that, ok...

"And thanks to Gajeel the Kardia Cathedral's chandelier is on the floor- and I thought I wrecked that place."

"How the hell did that happen?"

"He was swinging on it."

Lucy was disturbed.

Lucy was looking through the photos of last night on her phone. There were 2 photos so far. Laxus had said he tried to keep her exposure on camera and film to a minimal and fried a lot of people over it last night. The photo was thankfully not God awful. She had ripped her favorite party dress in the breast area, which sucked. But the way she was holding Bandita kept her nipples or boobs off of display just teased that she had nice boobs...

"I think I need a ginger ale!" She said putting her head in her hands. The feeling of wanting to throw up was coming back. Bandita patted her back. "Better than me! At least you have someone who cares! I got messed up on some real hard core drugs, and look at me now I'm pregnant."

Lucy and Laxus stared at her. "What drugs were you on?"

"The worst one of them all...cat nip."

Laxus nearly spit out his coffee, "not catnip!" He teased.

"Hey man until you're so high you don't remember your own name on that crap, I don't want to hear it!"

"That was such an epic fail!" Laxus laughed at the little exceed. Laxus and Bandita were bickering with one another. It was cute they both were being rather satirical with one another. Lucy smiled, she was starting to feel better about the situation.

"Then what happened?"

"Then Cana had this great idea to go to a bar which all of you idiots agreed to do. Even my idiotic team joined in..you left the guild hall and went to a bar. Where you danced on the bar."

Lucy's head was pounding, she remembered little of that part...

Natsu was fist pumping the air, as Gray handed him a bottle of whiskey. They had all entered the bar, she vaguely remembered laughing as she saw Gray lose his balance on the stairs...

...Gray and Natsu were demanding drinks from the bartender. The bartender shook his head at the obviously plastered mages...

...She remembered seeing Kinana throwing up in the bathroom stall later on...

...Elfman was eating the bars peanuts like there was no tomorrow...Mira shotgunning a beer and falling into someone...


Laxus recalled some moments in the bar...

He remembered looking at Gray who took a glass from some random woman in the bar. Laxus was stunned watching the display. Gray tried to take a sip from the drink but it slipped from his hands. He walked away stumbling over to Juvia...

He marveled at how out of hand this had gotten. Natsu was walking on the bar and took a bottle of whiskey the bartender was using to pour a shot. He started to drink from it. He threw it down on the bar. The bartender and Laxus were stunned. Damn this wasn't going to be good...The bartender was chasing Natsu behind the bar, Natsu was just skipping back and forth laughing at the whole thing. Lucy was busy taking shots with Cana at a nearby table. Finally, Natsu fell off the bar laughing hysterically. The bartender was at a loss. Laxus apologized and grabbed Natsu by his scarf. The bartender was giving Laxus a look, and picked up the phone. Laxus panicked, that meant the cops were probably going to show up here soon. Laxus then went to find Lucy.

"Lucy, let's go!"

"What? I just bought a drink though," Laxus shook his head, you definitely didn't need to get that you're already smashed.

"Yeah take it outside! Let's go!"

"Uh-okay. Guys! Let's go! Laxus wants to leave!"

He groaned, this was going to be a long night...

Laxus shook his head and he thought it went to hell then...


Lucy sat there trying to recall what happened in the bar and she had a haunch on how she maxed her credit card when she remembered buying shot's for her and her friends...

"DRINKS ON ME!" She screamed! Shots were passed around. She remembered hearing Cana scream on the bar,

"Here's to you, here's to me! Here's to what tonight could be!"

"Mira lost her bra, and Laki and Kinana passed out." Laxus said distracting her. "And you got kicked out of the bar after Gray and Natsu started a bar fight." He said. Lucy stared at the Bloody Mary trying to remember that.

She vaguely remembered the fight...

He walked over and took another drink but this time it was from Natsu. He threw it down on the ground. Natsu got angry and punched Gray, which he punched him right back. That's when the officer came and tried to break up the fight...

"Officer, please! Don't point your finger at me! Will you let me a long? 'Cause I missed what you said! What-I think I'll sleep when I'm dead! 'Cause the bomb in my head is screaming 3-2-1..." Natsu said to the officer. He pushed the officer away.

Gray tried to punch the officer but ended up punching Juvia who tried to intervene. She went down to the ground. Gray looked down at the ground. The officer and Natsu looked at Gray in shock.

"Who punched Juvia!?" Gray screeched angry, not quite getting he accidentally did that.

Lucy gasped remembering this she remembered someone pulling her close to them. It must have been Laxus...

"Flame Brain! Did you punch Juvia!?"

"What!? Ice stripper, you did that!"

"I would never punch Juvia, I Lo-"

The officer woke up from his stupor, "Ok guys I gotta take both of you in-"

"You're not bringing me in!" Gray screamed!

"You're not pushing me around! I ain't leaving! So you'd best throw me out!" Gray screamed getting in the officers face. At that point Juvia dazed got off the ground.

"'Cause if you're fucking with me! I'll give you something to see!" Gray screamed punching the officer running away, Natsu and Juvia looked over and ran after him.

Lucy cringed. She looked down at her phone, more notifications. She saw the evidence of last night's antics all over the internet.

#T.G.I.F. #CanasBdayParty Drinking with the Birthday Girl! It showed Cana and her drinking.
#T.G.I.F. #CanasBdayParty Time to go see this girl! It showed Cana taking a shot
#T.G.I.F. #PAWG #CanasBdayParty Lucy is one hot babe, it showed a close up of her butt.. Her butt didn't look bad in that shot she thought.
#T.G.I.F. #CanasBdayParty That's a hangover you don't deserve, it showed Juvia throwing up into a shoe
#T.G.I.F. #CanasBdayParty Time for some fun XXXX this time it was a picture of Lucy and Laxus but she was in his arms, her arms wrapped around his neck. They were smiling at one another.
#T.G.I.F. #CanasBdayParty Happy Birthday Cana! It showed a picture of Cana smiling brightly.

"So you and the rest of the idiots hit the boulevard," Laxus explained. Remembering last night, he remembered seeing Blondie stumbling around. She was smashed, but still walking. That's and when Gajeel and Lily wandered off with Levy...not to mention Elfman and Evergreen. He shuddered he did not want to think about that too closely at all. Freed had gone home after that as well. He had made sure all of his teammates were alive this morning before checking on Blondie. They all were and assured him that they would be at the guild hall they marveled at the fact he didn't get drunk last night. Usually it was their job to make sure he wasn't dying after a night of drinking, not the other way around.

"Where you picked this thing up!" He said motioning to Bandita.

"I can still hear you!" She said annoyed looking at a ketchup bottle. Could she eat that? She wondered.

Bandita put the bottle down, "at that point I don't know whose idea it was but it was the brown haired one,"

"Cana." Laxus said.

"Is that her name? Well she convinced you and the redhead and a couple other people-

Lucy looked confused.

"Jet, Droy, Mira, Erza, Cana, Bickslow, and Lisanna."

Lucy nodded.

"You went streaking in the park after everyone decided to go skinny dipping." Bandita said.

Lucy tried recalling that, she took more sips of her coffee.

"You put me down for a minute to strip, I for my part tried to crawl away but you didn't let me and grabbed me calling me a naughty kitty and made me go into the water with you. Which did not appreciate! This guy begged you not to strip."

Laxus blushed slightly. He tried to convince her to not do that. But she did it anyways.

Laxus recalled seeing Bickslow jump into the water but landed smack down on the ground. Laxus's eyes widen, there went his seith mage, he would miss his best friend dearly...

Bickslow had gotten back up, he held his hand up, "misjudged the depth! Learn from me!" He screamed falling backwards into a deeper part of the lake...

Laxus shook his head and that was why this man was his best friend. Honest to God. He was insane! That's when Blondie jumped in.

He shook his head. "Blondie," he said looking at her, "you're going to regret all of this tomorrow." She just giggled at him. Laxus saw Bandita struggling. "Give me the cat Blondie!"

"But-she's my teddy bear!"

"Give me the teddy bear."

Bandita made struggling grunts, damn the chick had a vice like grip around her. She was thankful she was handed over. Laxus looked apologetic towards the cat. Bandita shook herself, shaking water off of her. She looked at Laxus and Lucy super confused as to what was happening. She literally had been picked up by some crazy Blonde and was being dragged around. She watched Laxus smile at Lucy, a look of absolute adoration and amusement was in his eyes. Lucy was staring up at Laxus like he was the greatest thing since sliced bread. She was smiling at him, she was resting her weight on her elbows. Her head in her hands.

"Laxus! Come join us! The water feels great!"

"I don't think so..."

He should have known she was going to try something, cause not a minute later she jumped up, he was momentarily blinded by boobs bouncing and her wrapping her arms around his neck. She looked deep into his eyes, his breath was caught in his throat was she-

Lucy smiled and pulled on Laxus, she laughed as he slipped and fell into the water with her..she was lucky he liked her so much or he would of fried her. He stood up shaking his head. Lucy laughed hysterically playing in the water, "now you're all wet! I made you all wet! Ha!"

Laxus took a deep breath, he wasn't sure how much longer he could hold out...

That was a nightmare Laxus thought sitting back finishing his burger. He had to relieve himself 4x when he got home just to get his dick to calm down seeing Lucy naked. No wonder her dad kept her locked up. He felt his dick start to twitch at the memory. Laxus mentally told Laxus junior to cool it. Now was not the time. He nearly killed Droy, Jet, and Bickslow for ogling Lucy. The woman's tits were bouncing everywhere...Laxus growled this was not helping...

"Saved you from a ménage à trois. I think, though Mira, Jet and Droy ran off, think she ended up being the cream to their pie last night." Laxus said recalling.

Lucy vaguely recalled Mira making out with Jet in the lake, she winced. Oh dear god, her head hurt recalling it. Lucy grabbed her head. Laxus and Bandita gave her a concerned look.

"I wanna throw up!"

"Well don't do it here!"

"Then I took you home finally." Laxus said cutting them both off. "You finally relented. I wrapped you up in my soaking wet jacket- which you owe me for by the way. And we left all that crazy nonsense behind us. And I put you to bed. You insisted on taking the cat with you." He said.

Lucy was confused, "but Bandita said we made out? And why was there glitter all over my room?"

Bandita coughed, Laxus looked at her to explain. Lucy was confused.

"So I saw this ball shining and glowing," she said as if that was the reason, "it had fallen out of your purse, and it had a pretty red laser dot...and I jumped on it. And it exploded into glitter a few seconds later. And you, Laxus and me were covered in said glitter... This happened while you two were making out..That's why your room was covered in glitter.." she said looking very interested in the ketchup bottle.

He groaned he had hoped she wouldn't mention that part. "We did make out", he finally relented after the cat gave it away...again.

Lucy recalled a little more now.

Lucy pulled Laxus down on the bed. "Laxus come here, there's something I've been meaning to tell you." She whispered. She cupped his face with her hands and then kissed him. She pressed her body into his when a loud noise filled the room...

She grabbed her head. Nope time to face this one head on! She HAD planted her lips on Laxus, and she remembered hearing him groan...

"So what did happen between us last night Laxus?" Lucy asked quietly. Bandita stopped chewing on her chicken tender. She was waiting to hear what this Laxus was going to say. The man clearly had feelings for her that much she saw last night. And Lucy threw herself at him so she knew she liked him she had been hiding out in the cloths bin after she accidentally set off the glitter bomb that exploded.

"Last night you made it really rough on me," he chuckled.

"Running around naked, throwing yourself at me, then you kissed me..."

Lucy cringed. Laxus smirked.

"And it was the best thing that's ever happened to me I think."

Lucy gasped, looking down at her burger.

"When I finally got you back to your place after you decided to go skinny dipping, I tried to put you in bed. Then you pulled me down and kissed me. We made out for a good bit," he winked. Lucy blushed. "Then this cat set off the glitter bomb thing and I realized you were drunk and I should wait to have a conversation like this when you were sober. To know if you liked me back."

Lucy gasped, did he just-

"After that he put a t shirt on you, and tucked you in promising to come by in the morning to continue making out. You were upset he ended it but happily went back to bed after that promise. I was just so tired I crawled into bed with you..." Bandita said.

Lucy blinked. "So we didn't do anything else?" She asked in disbelief.

Laxus looked shocked. "No, Lucy I could never take advantage of you drunk. If we did anything I want you to be sober, maybe at most a drink in and nothing more."

"I'm amazed you didn't take advantage most guys would have."

Laxus sighed, "I may have been asshole in the past and still probably am. But I have my own reasons to not sleep with drunk women."

"Which are?" Bandita asked.

Laxus looked down embarrassed. "If you tell anyone this I'll fry you-"

Lucy and Bandita nodded.

"I had that happen to me."

Lucy was shocked.

"I was with a girl and she took advantage of me being drunk and I lost my virginity that way. Incredible looking back because alcohol makes it harder to get a boner, but that didn't matter. I woke up regretting it not because I thought it was suppose to be something special but because 1) she wasn't that pretty and 2) because I realized how fucked up it was for her to take advantage of me like that. She did it so she could say she slept with the Laxus Dryar. Nothing more. She knew sober me NEVER would have slept with her. So I made a vow to not do that to a woman. Only yes is yes, and when your smashed beyond belief you can't consent properly. So i've never gotten so wildly drunk I didn't know what I was doing and be blackout drunk."

Lucy's eyes were filled with a mixture of adoration and respect. She nodded.

"So you like me back?" She said quietly.

Bandita snorted, "isn't that obvious?"

Lucy blushed as Laxus rolled his eyes. "I do like you Lucy, and now that I know you like me back, maybe we can go get dinner sometime?" He smiled at her. Lucy nodded, "I'd like that. Thank you Laxus."

Laxus laughed, "no thank you Lucy for the wildly entertaining night." He smirked looking at Lucy's boobs.

Lucy turned red, "pervert!"

Laxus laughed, "always have been Lucy." He smiled perversely. "Always have been."


Lucy was holding Bandita when her and Laxus entered the guild. She looked around, everyone looked miserable. She smiled, nudging Laxus with her shoulder. Laxus looked down smiling. "I've got paperwork I've got to do but maybe we can grab dinner. You can bring the stupid cat along too." He winked at Bandita. Bandita gave him a dirty but playful look. Lucy laughed, "sounds great!"

Laxus smiled giving Lucy a kiss on the cheek before going up stairs. Erza, Gray, and Natsu watched from their table shocked. What the hell happened? Why were they close this morning? They all wondered. Where did the cat come from?

"Well last night didn't bring out too terrible side effects." Lucy said to Bandita.

"What makes you say that?" Bandita asked.

"I got a man and a exceed. Win:Win to me."

Bandita nodded in agreement.

"Now! Let's get something to drink!"

"I hope you mean non-alcoholic." Lucy snorted.

"Duh!" Bandita said.

Lucy walked to the bar where she saw a flustered Mira working the bar trying to avoid Jet and Droy. Lucy cringed, maybe not all of us got something good out of last night. Gajeel was sleeping on a table, Lily was curled up against them. The Thunder Legion were all sipping on what looked like red porridge... Jet and Droy were trying to not look at each other but directly at Mira. And Levy was reading a book with sunglasses on...

"Hey Mira!"

"Hello Lucy! How are you? Who's the friend?"

"Tired, Bandita is her name, and can you get me and Bandita a water."

Mira nodded.

"Lucy! Did you just walk in with Laxus?" Erza, Gray, and Natsu asked shocked. Lucy nodded.

"What!? How did I not notice that?" Mira gasped.

"'Cause you were trying to not look at those two and keep your head down." Bandita said derisively pointing to Jet and Droy. Lucy laughed while Mira blushed.

"So I'm thinking we should throw another party tonight!" Cana said stumbling in, "last night was fun!"

Everyone groaned around her, "you guys always do this! And say you're gonna stop! But NEVER do! This Friday night we'll do it ALL over again! Just watch!"

"Not me!" Gray said annoyed the rest of the surrounding guild members nodded in agreement.

"Lame. Lucy you in?"

Lucy blanched, "no I think before I do any drinking ever again, which I'm telling myself I won't drink ever again. If I do drink again, I'll figure out what my tolerance is with Laxus first."

Bandita smiled knowingly at Lucy. Erza frowned, "I don't think I like that idea Lucy. What if he takes advantage of you!" She reasoned.

"He won't." Lucy said, if he didn't last night, he wouldn't do it ever she thought. "But now that I'm going to be a grandma to this one's kittens I think it's time I become responsible." Bandita laughed.

"Who's going to be a grandma?" Natsu asked confused.

She's keeping the cat? Gray thought.

"Does this mean I'm stuck being your teddy bear?" Bandita asked.

"Only if you want to be." Lucy said looking at Bandita. Bandita looked thoughtful. "I guess I'll stick around." Lucy smiled.

"But Cana," Lucy said. Cana raised an eyebrow. "Maybe ask me again next Friday, and we'll do it all over again," she said sitting down in a chair as Bandita snuggled in her arms.