Episode 9: Jamaican Achin'

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Uncharted, the teams competed in a fun trivia game challenge, complete with embarrassing questions that revealed some secrets of the remaining eighteen campers. If they were to answer wrong, there would be painful and shocking consequences. Many secrets were exposed. Some for example, Cody stood naked in front of everyone at his school talent show. Geoff received the longest detention in his school's history, and Harold got suspended for beating up a bully with a pair of nunchucks. It was fun, to say the least. Gwen grew closer with Trent, and Duncan did with Courtney. By the end of the episode, it would result in Duncan and Gwen breaking up on good terms. I'm sure Sierra will get a kick out of that. The challenge came to a conclusion after Gwen and Alejandro lost it for the Bears and the Lions, leaving Courtney to get the win for the Wolves. Tyler and Noah seem to have disbanded their alliance in a world record time, but Tyler and Duncan seem to have something going on between them. Will Duncan remain friends with Gwen? Will Courtney get together with him? Will Trent get together with Gwen? Who knows what can possibly happen? I do, but there's only one way the rest of you can find out who's gonna be achin' after today's Jamaican elimination. Stay tuned and see for yourself on Total Drama Uncharted!

*Theme song*

*Campers are in economy class*

Bridgette: So much for three in a row.

Geoff: Hey, cheer up, babe. At least none of us went home.

*Lindsay groans*

Lindsay: I don't get how we lost! I mean, I have more brain power than both of the other teams combined!

*Cut to confessional*

Lindsay: Okay, maybe that came off as a little bit arrogant. The truth is, I'm winning this season. It said so in a fortune cookie, so it must be true! Just ask my friend, Maddie. That Japanese restaurant was so good, though. I really want some Japanese food right now. Maybe a fortune cookie, too.

*Cut out of confessional*

Alejandro: Whatever you say, Lindsay.

*Izzy writes in a diary*

Geoff: Is that a diary?

Izzy: Si, si.

Bridgette: Since when did you keep a diary?

*Izzy continues writing*

Izzy: Izzy's log, day 27. We got second place and may have to send someone home today. If someone does go home, let it be Heather.

*Izzy closes diary*

Izzy: Phew. It's hard work, you know.

Justin: Will you keep it down over there? I'm having an existential crisis over here!

Ezekiel: What's happening, yo?

*Justin looks in mirror*

*Justin fixes hair*

Justin: Phew. All good.

Cody: You've got to get that under wraps, bro.

Justin: Working on it.

*Cut to confessional*

Justin: The game's getting more heated than ever. Gwen's done with Duncan, which means they both have to go. It helps if Trent and Cody leave before they can get to her, too. Soon enough, I'll be the last one standing.

*Cut out of confessional*

*Gwen wakes up in Trent's lap*

Ezekiel: Ooooh!

*Lindsay snickers*

Trent: Shut up.

*Gwen sits up*

Gwen: Morning.

*Gwen hugs Trent and leaves*

*Cut to confessional*

Gwen: I might, maybe, have a little bit of a crush on Trent. I can't help it. He's back to what he was before he got all weird in season two. The old Trent.

*Gwen smiles*

*Cut to confessional*

Trent: So, Gwen, huh? Didn't think it could happen again. Now I think otherwise.

*Cut to confessional*

Cody: That's a point for you, bro.

*Cody and Trent fist bump*

DJ: That's one to zero. Better step up your game, Cody.

Cody: Oh, you bet I will.

Trent: It's on, dude!

Ezekiel: Yo, Deej. Who ya bettin' on?

DJ: I'll bet on Trent.

Ezekiel: Five bucks for Cody.

*DJ laughs*

DJ: We'll see about that.

Cody: Zeke, prepare to get rich.

*Cody starts stretching*

Trent: Uh, what the heck are you doing?

Cody: Preparing.

Geoff: Go for it, dude!

*Cody leaves*

*Cut to confessional*

Cody: Trent and I have a bit of a game going on regarding Gwen. Every time something interesting happens, we get a point. First to three by the end of the day gets to ask her out.

*Cut out of confessional*

Bridgette: I bet he messes up.

Alejandro: I second you.

*A loud slap is heard off screen*

Cody: Ow!

*Everyone roars with laughter*

*Cody walks in*

Cody: I've had smoother moments.

Trent: You'll get yourself a point next time.

Cody: You know it, dude.

*Ezekiel laughs*

Ezekiel: Way to go, Cody!

*Cody points finger guns at Zeke*

*Cut to first class*

*Heather approaches Duncan at counter*

Heather: So, done with Gwen, huh?

Duncan: What do you want?

Heather: Nothing. It's about time you got rid of that weird goth girl.

Duncan: We're still friends. You'd better stay outta my business.

Heather: Fine.

*Cut to confessional*

Heather: This is the time to make alliances. We're almost a month in. It's about to get really good. Duncan would be perfect. He's the only one here that even stands the smallest chance against me. I expect to beat him in the finale.

*Cut to confessional*

Duncan: Yeah, right. I'm the alliancer. Not the alliancee. I do want her in my alliance, though. If I can get her in a desperate enough state, she'll join me and help me win this stupid game.

*Cut out of confessional*

*Courtney and Leshawna sit across from Harold*

*Courtney smiles*

Leshawna: What's up, girl? You're starting to freak me out here.

Harold: I don't think I've ever seen Courtney so smiley before.

Courtney: Shut up, Harold.

*Courtney gets onto her knees and peers over her chair at Duncan*

Leshawna: Ohhh… You're happy he broke up, aren't you?

Courtney: What? No way.

Harold: I saw the way you look at him.

Courtney: I thought I told you to shut up, Harold.

Harold: Yeah, but-

*Courtney closes Harold's mouth with her hand*

Leshawna: If you like him, go talk to him!

Courtney: Not yet. I'll look desperate.

Harold: You are desperate.

*Courtney slaps Harold*

Leshawna: Woah, take it easy!

*Leshawna walks up to Harold*

Leshawna: You okay, Harold?

Harold: Where did you learn to hit like that?

Leshawna: Ignore her.

*Cut to confessional*

Harold: I've seen the way Courtney looks at Duncan. I'm kind of an expert at this stuff. It's the same way Leshawna looks at me. She totally likes him, which is bad news for me. I've gotta watch my butt.

*Cut out of confessional*

*Noah and Tyler get facials*

Tyler: Hey, Noah.

Noah: Is this about the alliance thing?

Tyler: Yeah, dude. Listen, I've got a genius idea.

Noah: I'm listening.

Tyler: First, make sure you swear to the bro code.

Noah: The bro code?

Tyler: It means you don't tell anyone what we talk about. Bro to bro. Mano a mano. Jock talk. Face to-

Noah: I get it. Fine, I swear to the bro code.

Tyler: Alright. Duncan and I have each other's backs. We can totally reform our alliance and play off of Duncan's vote to get someone out.

*Noah takes off cucumbers*

Noah: That's… actually pretty smart.

*Tyler takes off cucumbers*

Tyler: Yeah, I know. We can totally dominate this game.

Noah: Sure. Just so you know, if you vote someone else off, I'm leaving.

Tyler: I've learned from my mistake. I miss Owen, man.

Noah: Never thought I'd be saying this. Me, too.

Tyler: We can't lose a bro again.

Noah: Agreed.

*They fist bump*

*Loudspeaker blares*

Chris: Attention, passengers! Prepare for landing! We've got a challenge today!

*Loudspeaker cuts off*

*Plane lands on a beach*

*Contestants exit in their swimsuits with Chris and Chef*

Bridgette: If only I had my surfboard.

Geoff: I feel you, babe.

*Cut to confessional*

Geoff: I swear, Bridgette's just like, the perfect girl. She's so sweet and cares for everyone all the time, and she surfs! Can you get any better than that?

*Cut out of confessional*

Alejandro: This is an upgrade from the desert, for sure.

Chris: Indeed, my good fellow.

Lindsay: Ooh, do we get to swim? This place is totally-

Harold: Wicked!

*Harold puts on shades*

Leshawna: Uh, where have you been keeping those?

Harold: A gentleman never kisses and tells.

Noah: I'd hardly call you a gentleman.

Tyler: Woah! You kissed a gentleman?

*Duncan takes Harold's shades and breaks them*

*Duncan pushes Harold*

*Leshawna gets into Duncan's face*

Chris: Thank you, Duncan. Enough with the gentleman nonsense. It's time for some gnarly waves, dude!

*DJ and Zeke fist bump*

Chris: Welcome back to Jamaica, also known as the destination from episode eleven of season three.

Izzy: Really? I don't remember coming here.

*Alejandro leans in*

Alejandro: You were hit by the plane.

Izzy: Oh, right!

Chris: Today's challenge takes place on this here beach.

Gwen: Uh, there won't be any eels, will there?

Chris: Nah. At least, I don't think so. Anyway, this challenge is a twist on the good old fashioned scavenger hunt. Each team has a pillar in the sand. Find the three hidden statue pieces, which happen to be buried in the sand, to construct your team's statue on top of your pillar. Bears get the Statue of Liberty, Lions get Big Ben, and Wolves get Christ the Redeemer.

Harold: Cool!

Chris: Each team has a distinct area to search for the pieces to the statue. The first team done gets an advantage in the totally tubular second half of the challenge.

*Chef pulls out air horn*

Chef: So, how much do I get paid for hiding those pieces?

Chris: Eh, I don't know. You mind starting the challenge?

*Chef sounds air horn*

Chef: Go, maggots, go!

*Teams scramble on top of their pillars*

*Cut to Lions*

*Team discusses without Izzy*

Alejandro: We must split up and cover more ground.

Geoff: Good thinking, dude.

Bridgette: Geoff and I will get the North side.

Alejandro: Then Lindsay and I will get the South.

Lindsay: Wait. Where's Izzy?

*Izzy sticks her head into a hole in the sand*

Izzy: Hello? Anybody in there?

*Izzy starts wildly cat calling*

*Alejandro runs next to her*

Alejandro: Izzy, come. Let's look for the statue.

Izzy: Okay!

*Izzy comes up with a crab pinching her face*

*Alejandro stares at her*

Izzy: Oh, this is Steve. He's a little hyperactive.

*Izzy pulls Steve off her face*

Izzy: Come on, let's go dig!

*Izzy runs off*

*Cut to confessional*

Alejandro: Izzy scares me sometimes. Scratch that. All the time.

*Cut to confessional*

Izzy: Steve is just the cutest thing ever, isn't he?

*Izzy holds Steve up to the camera*

Izzy: Say hi, Steve!

*Cut out of confessional*

*Bears discuss on their pillar*

Gwen: So, what do we do?

Justin: Three people in the North, three in the South.

Trent: Sounds good, my man.

Cody: I say me, Justin, and Zeke go search in the North. DJ, Gwen, and Trent can go in the South.

Gwen: Perfect.

*Trent and Gwen smile at each other*

Trent: Dude, you totally scored one for that.

*Cut to confessional*

Cody: Oh, yeah. I'm an expert at setting people up. It's like I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.

*Cut out of confessional*

*Cut to Wolves*

Heather: We should split up.

Duncan: Agreed.

Tyler: But who goes with who?

*Cut to confessional*

Noah: I've got a plan. Put the toxic members of the team on one side of the beach, and the others far away from them. That way, if we lose, we can blame them and vote them off, which increases my chances of winning the million bucks.

*Cut out of confessional*

Noah: I'll go with Tyler and Leshawna. Everyone else can work somewhere else.

Duncan: No way am I going with them.

Noah: Trust me.

Duncan: Why should I?

Noah: Because I'll send you out the plane.

*Cut to confessional*

Duncan: Since when did Noah get so competitive?

*Cut out of confessional*

*Duncan makes fists and advances on Noah*

Duncan: And I'll make sure you get a piece of my-

*Courtney grabs Duncan's arms*

Courtney: We'll do it.

*Courtney leans in*

Courtney: Don't do anything stupid.

*Cut to Lions*

*Lions search through sand*

Geoff: You find anything?

Bridgette: Not yet.

*Bridgette digs through sand*

Bridgette: A seashell?

*Bridgette picks up jellyfish*

Bridgette: Uh-oh.

*Bridgette gets stung by jellyfish*

Geoff: Babe!

*Geoff runs over*

Geoff: You good?

Bridgette: I'm fine.

Geoff: Phew.

*They smile at each other*

*They start making out*

*Izzy notices and eyes the sand*

Izzy: Guys! Steve says to look down that hole!

*Bridgette and Geoff stand up and pull statue piece out of a hole*

Geoff: Woah!

Bridgette: Steve is a genius.

Alejandro: Two more left.

*Lions continue searching*

*Cut to Bears*

Ezekiel: So, uh, how do we know how to put the statue together?

Justin: Don't know. I guess we just put it together like a puzzle or something.

*Cody is digging through the sand*

Cody: Got one!

Justin: Well, that was easy.

*Cody walks up to them and sets piece down*

Cody: That's one. Two more left.

Ezekiel: This should be quick, eh?

*Justin sets out lawn chair*

Justin: Sorry, guys. Gonna get back to searching in a sec.

*Justin puts on shades and lies on lawn chair*

Ezekiel: Uh, shouldn't we be searching?

Justin: Yeah, but I'm sure Gwen, Trent, and DJ will finish soon, anyway. Might as well embrace the culture, huh?

*Justin sprays water from his water bottle on himself*

Ezekiel: Hm. I guess you're right.

*Ezekiel takes water and sprays it on himself*

Ezekiel: Woohoo!

*Justin takes water*

Ezekiel: I feel a sudden burst of energy!

*Ezekiel starts rapidly digging*

Justin: What the heck?

*Cut to confessional*

Ezekiel: I've totally been kicking it into high gear ever since I got back to normal. I'm basically a challenge god in human form. Time for the Zeke man's time to shine.

*Cut out of confessional*

*Cut to Wolves*

*Noah, Tyler, and Leshawna dig*

Leshawna: You know, I bet we're getting along way better than the other teams are.

Tyler: Yeah! We're like a super team!

Noah: Yeah, and you're our most athletic team member.

Tyler: You know I am! Woohoo!

Leshawna: Less fibbing, more digging!

Tyler: Yes, ma'am!

*Tyler gets back to digging*

Tyler: Hey, what's this?

*Tyler pulls out statue piece*

Noah: Tyler, you found it!

Tyler: Found what?

Leshawna: A piece! Alright!

*Harold approaches them*

Harold: No fair. You get to work with them, and I have to work with Duncan and Courtney. And Heather.

Leshawna: Sorry, Harold baby. It's all for the good of the team, and it'll all come in handy when we win.

*Heather gasps off screen*

Heather: Found one!

Leshawna: See?

*Cut to Lions*

*Izzy is talking to Steve*

Izzy: Do you know where we can find a piece?

Alejandro: Izzy, that's a crab.

Lindsay: Oh, cool, a lobster!

*Lindsay picks up crab*

*Alejandro face palms*

*Cut to confessional*

Alejandro: Ah! Porque? Porque? Why is my team full of idiots? Bridgette and Geoff are making out half the time, Izzy is actually insane, and Lindsay has the IQ of a golf ball. I must teach them to carry their own weight sometime.

*Cut out of confessional*

*Bridgette and Geoff are making out*

Alejandro: Are you kidding me?

*They continue making out*

Alejandro: Must I do everything around here?

*Alejandro stomps the floor*

*Metal clanks*

*Alejandro snickers*

*Cut ahead*

*Alejandro stands on platform holding a statue piece*

*Alejandro puts it on top of the other statue piece*

Alejandro: Two down, one to go.

*Cut to Bears*

*Gwen, Trent, and DJ dig*

Trent: Find anything?

DJ: Nah, not yet.

Gwen: No luck here.

Trent: I'll help you.

Gwen: Don't worry about it.

*She blushes*

Trent: No, no. I'll help.

*Trent advances*

*Gwen grabs Trent's hand*

Gwen: No… don't… I mean…

*DJ winks to the camera and smiles*

DJ: I'm gonna go look over there.

*Points in other direction and walks off*

*Gwen lets go of Trent's hand*

*Trent chuckles*

Trent: It's no problem. Two heads are better than one.

Gwen: I guess you're right.

*They smile at each other*

*Gwen crouches and starts digging*

*Cody notices*

*Cody approaches Trent and leans in*

Cody: That's two.

*Cody walks off*

*Trent celebrates*

*Gwen stands and turns around*

Gwen: Did you say something?

Trent: I said we're a good team.

Gwen: That we are.

Trent: Wait, is that?

Gwen: A piece!

Trent: Alright!

*Gwen crouches and pulls piece out*

Trent: Aw, yeah!

*Chris flies in with a helicopter*

*Helicopter blows sand everywhere*

*Chris starts coughing*

Chris: What exactly was the budget for this thing?

Chef: I don't know, fifty bucks?

Chris: Nice.

*Chris and Chef fist bump*

*Chris pulls out megaphone and turns it on*

Chris: Alright, campers! Every team is now tied at two apiece! The next piece will win the challenge! Well, the first part, anyway.

Cody: Search harder!

Ezekiel: Yes, sir!

Justin: It's tiring, you know.

*Cut to Wolves*

*Courtney gasps*

Heather: Uh-oh.

Courtney: We cannot lose!

*Courtney starts furiously digging*

*Duncan smiles*

Courtney: And you're helping!

*Courtney grabs Duncan's hand and pulls him*

Duncan: You've got it!

*Duncan starts digging*

*Teams all dig*

*Suspense and stuff*

*Alejandro pulls out piece*

*DJ pulls out piece*

*Courtney pulls out piece*

Izzy: Woah, cool! A frisbee!

Bridgette: It's the clock! You won't make it in time!

*DJ and Courtney run to their platforms*

Alejandro: Wanna bet?

*DJ and Courtney climb their platforms*

*Alejandro throws the clock*

*Clock goes inside hole on Big Ben*

Chris: Woah-hoah-hoah!

*Courtney gasps*

DJ: What?

Alejandro: Ha ha!

*Chris talks into megaphone*

Chris: Lions win the first part of the challenge! They get the advantage in the second part!

Alejandro: Yes!

Izzy: Woohoo! Hear that, Steve?

*Cut ahead*

*Contestants are on a beach*

Chris: Okay, this one's a good old fashioned obstacle course. It's actually a course designed by the U.S. Navy Seals, but we thought it looked cooler on a beach, so we're doing it here.

Harold: Fun fact, if you say "beer can" in a British accent, it sounds like you're saying "bacon" in a bad Jamaican accent.

Duncan: Shut it, dorkellini.

Chris: Okay, this challenge has three legs, which will each have two team members running them. Lions, one person will go alone. Wolves, one leg will have three of you running. Bears are even at six, so they'll have two at each leg. The first part is the long run through the beach, containing hurdles. The hurdles alternate between red and green. Jump the red, duck the green. The leg ends with a long run into leg two. The second leg will contain some more running. You'll also have to climb walls, cargo nets, and a giant ladder at the end. The final leg will have you running across a balance beam and a tightrope. Then, get down the giant cargo net to the finish line. Last team there might have to vote one of their own out of this traveling freak show.

Cody: Cool. I guess I'll go with Justin. DJ and Zeke can go together. That leaves Gwen and Trent.

Gwen: You'd really do that?

Cody: Course I would.

*Gwen leans in*

Gwen: I owe you one.

*Gwen hugs him and backs off*

*Trent smiles and holds up two fingers and Cody celebrates*

Chris: Yeah, that's sweet and all, but the teams have already been chosen. Bears, Trent and Zeke will run the first leg, Gwen and Cody are up second, and we'll finish with Justin and the Deej Man. Lions, Alejandro goes first, Bridgette and Izzy second, Lindsay and Geoff will finish it off. Wolves, Noah and Harold will start, Leshawna and Tyler go second, and the last leg will be taken by Courtney, Duncan, and Heather.

Geoff: Cool.

Heather: Oh, come on!

Duncan: I don't exactly enjoy working with you either, Peaches.

Chris: I'll have you know, it took me two whole minutes to come up with those. Since it's a relay race, you'll also have to pass something around.

*Chris throws a baton at Alejandro*

*Chris throws a baton at Ezekiel*

*Chris throws a baton at Harold*

Chris: A good old-fashioned baton. I wish you all the best of luck. Not!

*Chris starts laughing*

Chris: Everyone, get to your positions!

*Cut ahead*

*Contestants get ready to begin*

Chris: And… go!

*Contestants run off*

*Alejandro takes the lead*

Alejandro: Who needs a team when you have yourself?

*Alejandro looks behind and runs into a hurdle*

*Trent and Zeke run past him*

Trent: See ya later!

*Zeke starts laughing*

Ezekiel: Number one!

*Alejandro runs after them*

*Harold and Noah run behind him*

Harold: Last place? We'd better step it up!

Noah: Gee, ya think?

*They duck under a green hurdle*

*They run faster*

*Trent and Zeke jump a red hurdle*

Ezekiel: We've totally got this, yo. Just keep a steady pace.

Trent: Totally.

*Alejandro runs past them on a handstand*

Ezekiel: What?

Trent: Are you kidding me?

*Alejandro ducks a green hurdle*

*Izzy and Bridgette cheer him on*

Izzy: Yeah! Woohoo!

Bridgette: Only a couple more to go!

*Gwen and Cody cheer Trent and Zeke on*

Cody: Yeah! Go, dudes, go!

Gwen: Go, Trent!

*Cut to confessional*

Cody: I've got a foolproof plan to get my third point. Well, not really. I've just gotta get to home plate before Trent does, but I'm debating on whether or not to actually ask her out. She probably likes him over me, so I'll do whatever makes her happy. Anything for Gwen.

*Cut out of confessional*

*Alejandro arrives*

Bridgette: Alright!

*Bridgette takes baton and runs off with Izzy*

*Trent and Zeke arrive*

Gwen: Yeah!

*Gwen smiles at Trent*

*Trent hands Gwen the baton*

*Gwen and Cody run off*

*Harold and Noah arrive*

Leshawna: Took you long enough!

Tyler: Yeah, you guys run like girls!

Noah: I suggest you do the same before we lose!

*Tyler and Leshawna run off*

*Izzy and Bridgette jump a wall*

Izzy: Hey, Bridge. Steve's totally an amazing cheerleader, don't you think?

Bridgette: What's he saying?

*She turns around to face Izzy*

Izzy: He says, watch out for that wall!

*Izzy points ahead*

*Bridgette hits wall*

Izzy: Aw, you didn't listen!

*Izzy pulls Bridgette up*

Gwen: Excuse us!

*Gwen bumps into Bridgette and all four trip and fall into a pile*

Cody: Aw, we're stuck!

Gwen: Sorry, Bridge.

Bridgette: No sweat, Gwen.

*Tyler and Leshawna run past and jump the wall*

*Tyler shouts from off-screen*

Tyler: Yeah! Woohoo! First place!

Izzy: Everyone move!

*They all clamor up the wall and catch up to Tyler and Leshawna*

Leshawna: How'd y'all get here so fast?

*Cody shrugs*

Bridgette: Get ready to climb!

*Teams come up on cargo net*

*Tyler and Leshawna start climbing*

*Bridgette and Izzy start climbing*

*Gwen and Cody start climbing*

*Teams all make it to the top*

*Cargo net goes downhill on a small slope*

Tyler: Woah, cool! Cannonball!

*Tyler gets ready to cannonball*

Leshawna: Uh, Tyler-

*Tyler cannonballs*

Tyler: Woo!

*Tyler jumps over the net and hits the sand*

Tyler: Aw-haw!

*Leshawna makes it down*

Leshawna: Nice going.

*Cut to top*

Izzy: Cool, we get to roll!

*Izzy starts rolling down*

*Bridgette gulps*

*Cody bumps into Bridgette and she starts rolling down*

Cody: Whoops!

*Bridgette and Izzy roll down the net and hit the sand*

*Gwen and Cody pass them*

Izzy: Run!

*They run*

*Tyler and Leshawna make it to a giant ladder*

*They start climbing*

*Teams running the third leg wait at the top*

Justin: Here they come!

*Lions and Bears start climbing*

Bridgette: How big is this thing?

Gwen: These steps are huge!

*Teams continue climbing*

*Teams all make it to the top and pass their batons*

*Teams run*

Courtney: Run! We are not losing another team member!

*Cut to confessional*

Duncan: As much as I hate to admit it, she's kinda hot when she's screaming at everyone.

*Cut out of confessional*

*Teams arrive at a balance beam*

Heather: Great. Just great.

Justin: Coming through!

*Justin and DJ run past*

DJ: Yeah!

*They run across the balance beam*

Lindsay: What if we fall?

Geoff: I don't see a net or anything.

Heather: Then we fall and hit the sand. Does someone wanna test it out?

Courtney: Hurry up!

*Courtney takes her hand and runs across with Heather*

Lindsay: Oh, we are not losing to her!

Geoff: That's the spirit!

*They all run*

*DJ and Justin make it to a tightrope*

DJ: We got this.

Justin: Don't look down.

*They start crossing*

*Wolves and Lions make it to tightrope*

Heather: And how does he expect us to cross this?

Duncan: Relax, queenie. The tightrope's thicker than you. You won't fall.

Heather: What the heck is that supposed to mean?

Lindsay: It's true.

Heather: Shut up. You have the collective IQ of a doorknob, Lindsiot.

*Lindsay punches Heather and she stumbles*

Lindsay: That's for all the stuff you did during season one!

*Lindsay and Geoff run*

*Cut to confessional*

Lindsay: Okay, that totally came out of nowhere, but it felt so good!

*Cut to confessional*

*Geoff howls with laughter*

*Cut to confessional*

*Duncan howls with laughter*

*Cut to confessional*

*Courtney howls with laughter*

*Cut out of confessional*

*Duncan and Courtney help Heather up and run*

*DJ and Justin reach giant cargo net before finish line*

DJ: Alright!

Justin: That was surprisingly easy.

*Lions and Wolves show up*

Duncan: Think again, pretty boy.

Courtney: Jump!

*Teams all jump into the cargo net and roll down*

*Teams all fight and stumble down the cargo net*

*Justin and DJ roll off the net and onto the sand*

Justin: Did we win?

*Lions and Wolves fight to get off the net*

*Courtney and Heather reach sand*

*Courtney grabs Duncan's hand and pulls him onto the sand*

*Duncan looks up*

*Courtney and Duncan smile at each other*

*Lindsay and Geoff reach sand*

Chris: Okay, that was really close, but Justin and DJ got off the net first, so they win. Wolves come in second, which means I'll be seeing the Lions at the elimination ceremony later. After today, only half the original team will remain.

Geoff: Wow, that's heavy.

*Cut to plane*

*Gwen walks into first class and sits with Cody*

Gwen: Just wanted to say thanks for trying to get me with Trent for the whole day. That was really nice of you.

Cody: Yeah, well, it's no problem, really.

*Gwen hugs Cody*

Gwen: You can call me a friend. You're really cool.

Cody: You, too.

*Trent walks in*

Trent: Yo, Cody. Let's go.

*Trent and Cody walk into the cargo hold*

Trent: Dude, that's three!

Cody: Wait, I won?

Trent: You did. I'm a man of my word. You can get first crack at her.

Cody: No. You do it. She's into you. If it makes you both happy, I'm good.

Trent: Dude, that's really cool of you. You're a darn good wingman, bro.

Cody: Thanks, buddy. You gonna do it?

Trent: Yeah, I think I will.

Cody: I think the three of us could form a killer alliance.

Trent: Yeah, that sounds cool. Thanks for everything, man.

Cody: My pleasure.

*They fist bump*

*Cut to elimination ceremony*

Chris: Lions, I can honestly say I'm not shocked to see you here. What can I say? You're a bunch of losers. I'd say all of you can get the boot today. Alejandro, bumping into a hurdle? Again?

Alejandro: I was distracted!

Chris: Bridgette and Geoff, making out? Again?

Bridgette: We only did it today.

Chris: Izzy, making friends with a crab and being overall weirdo puts you down here.

*Izzy holds up Steve*

Izzy: His name is Steve!

Chris: Lindsay, punching Heather will probably save you from a lot of votes, seeing as you're still kind of an air head.

*Lindsay stares confusedly*

Chris: I rest my case. Anyway, go cast your vote.

*Cut to confessional*

*Alejandro stamps Izzy*

Alejandro: I'm genuinely scared of her.

*Cut to confessional*

*Bridgette stamps Lindsay*

Bridgette: I guess she's the least useful to the team. We need all the help we can get right now.

*Cut out of confessional*

*Chef wheels in cart of pretzels*

Chris: Pretzels are in. Whoever doesn't get one must take the dreaded drop of shame and get the heck out of this competish. Pretzels go to Alejandro, Bridgette, and Geoff.

*Chris throws pretzels*

Chris: That leaves Izzy the weirdo and Lindsay the lame brain.

*Suspense and stuff*

Chris: The final bag of pretzels goes to…

*Suspense and stuff*

Chris: Lindsay!

*Chris throws pretzels*

*Izzy gasps*

Izzy: No!

Chris: Yes!

Izzy: Eh, it was fun while it lasted. I guess Jamaica really doesn't like me, huh?

Bridgette: If it makes you feel any better, we do like you.

Izzy: Aw, I like you, too, Bridge. And not in the weird way, I mean like, as a friend.

*Bridgette smiles*

Lindsay: I'll miss you, Izz.

Izzy: Bye, Lindsay! Have fun without me.

Chris: You might want this.

*Chris throws her a parachute*

Izzy: As they say in Jamaica, adios!

*Izzy jumps out the plane and starts wildly screaming*

Lindsay: Wow, it feels so empty in here.

Geoff: Only four of us left.

Chris: Well, I hope you sleep well tonight. Good luck in the next challenge. You might need it.

*Chris laughs*

*Cut to cockpit*

Chris: Well, now we know who's been achin' after today's Jamaican elimination, don't we?

Chef: You've got to stop saying that.

Chris: I thought I told you to stick to the script.

*Chef shrugs*

*Chris clears throat*

Chris: Where will Chef and I send the remaining seventeen contestants next time? Will any alliances be formed? Will Trent ask Gwen out? Will Lindsay punch Heather again? Will the Lions continue their pathetic losing streak and bring their team down to three members? Team Victory, anyone? I can say yes to at least one of these questions. Find out which ones next time on Total Drama Uncharted!

*Credits*