190 Things chapter 8

7. I will never charm the teachers to duel in the great hall again.

"Here it is Snap, Pop." George whispered to his partners in crime.

"Ready Crackle, ready Pop?"

"Always Snap." replied Pop.

"Affirmative Snap." replied Crackle.

Four weeks ago The Devils (as Fred, George and Harry had called themselves in honour of their beloved Minnie) were eating in the kitchens at 3am -as you do- when Harry asked for a box of Rice Krispies and a carton of milk [A/N: It is a carton of milk not a bottle and you can fight me on that, looking at you FireFly *death glare*] as he was rather particular on the proper measurements of Rice Krispie to milk and didn't trust anybody (even the miniature food god/goddess' that are house elves) to get it right but him when Fred noticed the three tiny men on the side of the box called Snap, Crackle and Pop and instantly demanded to know who they were.

One hour and a heated debate later the Devils were nicknamed Snap, Crackle and Pop. Snap was Fred as he decided that they needed super cool nicknames (No matter how hard Harry tried to convince him that Pop wasn't a 'super cool nickname') and therefore got to choose first. George was Crackle as he was the other half of the decider of 'super cool nicknames' so he should get to choose second. And lastly Pop was Harry because the other two Devils decided that it would be funny to call him Pop.

Meanwhile, back in the ranch [A/N: Who ever can tell me what that is a reference to will get a virtual hug and a mentioning at the end of my next chapter not that that means much but there we go. It would still make me happy.]

the Devils were sat in the great hall waiting for their prank to set off.

Three seconds later Snape had stood up and pointe his wand at Professor McGonagall to the horror of the students bar the Devils.

"I challenge you to a duel for the highest honour- the Devils detention supervisor." The look of pure horror on McGonagall's face was priceless as she stood up wand in hand.

"The Devils?! My truest loves! I will fight for their honour." She said in a noble voice before turning to face said 'truest loves' "My dears, I will fight for your honour! Do not fear for me, true love overcomes all evils, even dungeon bats!"

By now the entire hall had tears of laughter in their eyes as McGonagall and Snape duelled, moving quickly and fluidly around the hall, jumping on tables and even at one point summoning Dumbledore's neon yellow and purple-brown pinstriped hat to absorb a particularly nasty stinging hex. They duelled for just under five minutes before McGonagall managed to slide under Snape's legs and stick her wand at the nape of his neck stunning him- a rather impressive feet considering her age.

The second that Snape was stunned the spell broke and the unwilling participants were resiled. Leaving two very angry teachers and three very scared students.

A/N: Yo, first update in a while, sorry about that but I did at least let you all know what was going on.

Recomendation for this time- But for you I did by tomfuckingriddle. This is the whole shabang, time travel, romance, other stuff... if you couldn't already tell I'm tired so I'm probably not putting as much effort in this as I should but I have to make up for the break I took or Chicken (my friend whos nickname on my account is Chicken, not a litteral chicken) might kill me.

Hope you enjoyed this chapter, I didn't but as the age old saying goes, 'Lifes a struggle when your a muggle'.

Bye,

Grubby.