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Ch. 40
Andromeda And Nymphadora Tonks
Dolores was one, angry witch because of the centaurs dragging her away. The evil toad of a woman would acknowledge that she insulted the creatures into provocation. She began marching back to the castle to confront 'the brat' who was Harry Potter, once and for all. Once she reached the front entrance, Dolores spotted Draco Malfoy jogging up to the toad.
"Professor, I spotted Potter heading over to the third floor corridor." Draco informed her.
Intrigued, Dolores followed the Malfoy scion as he showed her the way. It was approximately five minutes later when they reached the corridor. Draco opened the door to the room that was occupied by Fluffy the cerberus four years earlier. Draco opened the trapdoor to allow Umbridge to jump in first. Once Dolores and Draco hit the floor that held the devil's snare, the two arrogant Slytherins got up onto their feet. They opened the door containing the flying keys, only to be greeted by an angry brown-haired woman. She had her arms crossed, her left foot tapping the ground repeatedly, and her brown eyes glaring back at Dolores and Draco (who widened his eyes in shock as he recognized the angry woman).
"Aunt Andromeda!" Draco exclaimed as he felt his body trembling in fear.
"Yes, Draco!" Andromeda growled. "You should know that I tend to go by Andi. Now do you and Umbitch care to explain to me why you've been treating Harry like shit? I'm even speaking particularly to you, young man!"
Andi pointed a finger in Draco's face as she said the last statement. The Malfoy scion cowered as he back away as his frightened state worsened. Dolores was acting overconfident because she attempted to tackle Andi, but the angry Tonks matriarch smacked the toad across the face in retaliation and self-defence before it could happen.
"You try that stunt again, you evil toad," Andi warned in a dangerous voice. "And your next punishment shall be more severe!"
"Like what?" asked Dolores with a sneer.
"You'll find that out in a minute," Andi snapped. "But first, ler's recount everything you and Draco have been doing to Harry."
"Let's not and say we did!" Draco rudely replied.
"Too bad, young man!" Andi snapped back. Then she began the recap, "You've been treating Harry like shit since your second meeting with him, something Harry told me and Dora about. Despite how noble and brave Harry is, you continue to be jealous of him and try to get a rise out of him every chance you get. What's worse is that you even try to sabotage his efforts in potions. There's more incompetent idiotic officials who need to be ripped a new one."
As soon as she finished her statement for Draco, the door leading to the room that held the giant chessboard. Out stepped Harry and Dora, both who had smirks on their faces.
"We've got them, mum," Dora informed her mother. "They're already in chairs and properly restrained."
Then Andi and Dora restrained Dolores and Draco respectively while Harry cast charms to prevent the arrogant Slytherins from escaping. Then Dolores and Draco found themselves getting dragged into the next room, where they spotted Albus Dumbledore. Other captured officials included Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Mineeva McGonagall, Cornelius Fudge and Poppy Pomfrey (they all had terrified expressions on their faces). The Tonks ladies began darting their eyes at each of the eight, terrified wizards and witches who were restrained in chairs attached to magic suppression shackles. They both stopped in front of Albus, having decided to pick him first.
"Alright, you ole coot!" Andi began her rant. "What made you think it was alright to place Harry with the Dursleys when Lily and James clearly didn't want him to go there under any circumstance? You knew darn well that Sirius was the first on the list of potential guardians for Harry should anything happen to Lily and James. What did you do, you allowed Sirius to be chucked in Azkaban without a bloody trial even though he was no death eater and yet, you vouched for the greasy git even though he was a death eater!"
"Come on, Andi," Dumbledore pleaded pathetically. "Harry was safer with the Dursleys than anywhere else."
"You do realize that's ass-backwards thinking, Albus!" snapped Andi. "You cost Harry a happy childhood and Dora the chance to be a big sister to him, and you should be ashamed of yourself for going with you 'Albus-knows-best' attitude."
"Nothing ever justifies placing children in abusive environments, Albus!" Dora growled. "Teachers and other school officials are supposed to be trained to look for signs of child abuse, but you casually dismissed that as foolish baloney. Harry told mum and I that there were times where he got close to getting killed while living with his muggle relatives, such as his uncle's sister letting a dog terrorize him. One of those times Harry mentioned that he accidentally stepped on the dog's paw and it chased him outside into the backyard, trapping him in a tree he had to climb up to avoid getting mauled. None of his so-called relatives called the dog off, they just laughed at it like it was no big deal in spite of Harry pleading for help."
"And you!" Andi growled in Minerva's terror-stricken face. "Why didn't you ever pull Harry away from those filthy muggles? Why'd you listen to Albus unwise words instead of trusting your instincts? Why'd you and Albus have Hagrid deliver the letter personally instead of you?"
"And how could you ignore the signs of child abuse on Harry?" Dora demanded from Madam Pomfrey. "He's had to go to the hospital wing at least once a year since he started. Harry even informed me and mum that you gave him Skele-Gro to regrow the bones that were removed three years ago, but you can't even tell when a child faces abuse."
"You certainly know how to raise a child correctly, Lucius!" Andi remarked to the Malfoy patriarch (who appeared to need a second set of trousers), in a sarcastic tone of voice. Then she continued on in an angry voice, "How could you even allow Draco to be a bully, especially towards Harry and his friends? Harry also even informed me that you tried to kill him as soon as he tricked you into freeing your old house elf, Dobby. You don't even deserve house elves, considering that you tended to abuse Dobby."
"You, young man, are in just as much trouble," Dora informed Draco, anger clear in her voice. "The countless number of times you've bullied others, particularly Harry and his friends, should've resulted in you getting expelled, but thanks to a certain greasy git and a manipulative ole coot, you've been given undeserved lenience. In the case of Snape noticing it, he just looks the other way and unjustly gives detentions or docks points away from the victims."
"You hear that, you greasy git?!" Andi growled at Snape (who was utterly terrified). "You can't look past the image of James and continue to treat Harry like his father despite the irrefutable fact that Harry's personality was different. Lily wouldn't like it if she found out that you've manipulated her all along. She would've been furious with you for treating Harry like shit when he never deserved such treatment. You even encouraged Draco and his pals to sabotage Harry's and his friends' potions assignments in any way possible, just to use as a bloody excuse to punish Harry and his friends without paying attention to their side of the story. Didn't anybody teach you that every story has two sides?"
"And how could you just slander Harry in the Daily Prophet, minister?" Dora asked a terrified Cornelius Fudge (who was paste-white). "Didn't it even occur to you that Harry was looking out for the rest of our world? No, because you allowed your paranoia to get in the bloody way. Not just that, but Umbitch had been doing terrible things to Harry all year. During the Christmas holidays, Harry informed me about what all the toad did to him and I spoke with mum about it the first chance I got. You no longer deserve to be minister for magic, Cornelius."
"As for you, toadie!" Andi sneered at Dolores (who was sweating profusely in fright). "Giving Harry that lifelong quidditch ban wasn't your right, as you're not even the head of the Department of Magical Games. He even told me that Vincent Crabbe whacked him on the back of his head with a beaters club and you gave the arrogant Slytherin the light punishment of writing lines. You even forced Harry to use a blood quill for every detention you assigned him. Worst of all, you came close to using the Cruciatus Curse on him just to pry information out of him in order to keep your crimes hidden."
"Now's the time for you eight to reap what you've sown!" Harry responded with a smirk on his face while laughing mischievously.
The eight terrified, arrogant wizards and witches frantically darted their eyes around trying to look for some kind of sign. Then a supergiant (much taller than the troll that nearly killed Hermione four years earlier), furry funny-looking creature moving like a robot began walking toward the eight terrified incompetent wizards, once the door to where the philosopher's stone was kept opened up.
"Oh yeah, guess we forgot," Dora responded in a mischievous voice. "That is a giant version of a wookie. If you ever went out into muggle London from time to time, you'd understand movies. A wookie comes from the Star Wars movies, and this one is called Chewbacca, or Chewie for short. Mum, Harry and I combined our effort to build a robot version and enlarged it a few times."
Somehow, the mechanical Chewie still had some agility. It picked Dumbledore up first and proceeded to roar in his face. Then it began swinging it's arm with Dumbledore still grasped in it's hand, like the ole coot was an action figure. Then a swarm of vampire bats started flying out and engulfed Severus (repeatedly biting him and lapping up blood). Severus eventually succumbed to hypovolemic shock, since the bats' saliva prevented blood from clotting. Minerva was transformed unwillingly into her animagus form and moments later, a pack of coyotes ran in and chased the stern deputy headmistress away. Madam Pomfrey was turned into a mummy and she kept tripping over the linen cloth she was wrapped in. Harry, Dora and Andi were laughing themselves silly watching the ordeal unfold.
"You four are about to get yours, too." Harry reminded Cornelius, Lucius, Draco and Dolores.
Then a herd of stoat weasels came running into the room, as Draco was turned into a ferret again. Then the alpha male stoat picked ferret Draco up by the scruff of his neck to drag him away. Then five horses began running in, frightening Umbridge to her bones because of her encounter with the centaurs. The horses grew bigger so that one of them could carry the toad in it's mouth. Then the horses carried Dolores away as the mechanical Chewie carried Albus with it. Then some donkeys came out to deal with Cornelius, as if to say that they were going to teach him a lesson on what happens to those who make an ass of themselves. The donkeys began licking up the incompetent minister, causing him to slowly turn into a donkey himself (similar to what happened in Pinocchio, when the children went to Pleasure Island). As the donkeys left the room, a hippopotamus ran in and stopped in front of Lucius.
"Wh-What'll that strange creature do to me?" Lucius asked Harry, Dora and Andi, fear in his voice.
Harry, Dora and Andi didn't say anything because at that moment, the hippo turned around with it's rear facing the Malfoy patriarch. Then it started farting and using it's tail to spread it's filth all over Lucius. The Malfoy patriarch threw up due to how terrible the stench was, combined with getting covered in the hippo's filth. Once Lucius was buried in the hippo excrement (and his body disintegrating into the excrement), a shower nozzle was conjured to wash the filth away. Once the filth that was Lucius washed away, Andi conjured up a door and the three walked through it. They arrived in the living room of the Tonks house and out into the backyard, where there were three animal pens holding a pig, a horse and a walrus.
"Dora and I brought your filthy muggle relatives here," Andi informed Harry. "To show them the hard way of what they truly are all along."
The three were laughing at the animals that were the Dursleys trying to get out, but they kept getting bounced back into the centres of their respective pens. With certain corrupt officials in the wizarding world gone, now the process to get the ministry de-corrupted was underway. Hogwarts also returned to it's original safe-learning place to live. Things were looking up.
The End
Author's note: My first one-shot with two ladies helping Harry. Hope you enjoyed it. Which girl should Harry be paired with in the next one-shot? Please let me know in a review or a PM, happy reading!
