Special: Q/A with Theron and Saten
"You sure this is gonna work, Saten? This'll shut them up for good?"
"Trust me Theron, it'll work."
"Okay then, let's get started."
Disclaimer: The following is non canon to the current timeline of the Force Eternal along with other versions of canon material.
In the office of the Judgement 177th Branch, two familiar teenagers are sitting next to each other on the sofa and looking straight at the audience beyond the fourth wall.
"Hi there!" Saten waves. "I'm Ruiko Saten from the popular anime series A Certain Scientific Railgun."
"And I'm Theron Skywalker from the fanfic Star Wars: The Force Eternal." Theron greets.
"Welcome to our very first live stream Q/A takeover!" She announces.
"If you have any questions regarding to Railgun, Star Wars, or even about me or Saten, feel free to send in your questions. Who knows? A few of you might get an answer and a few might not due to (cough cough) sensitive fanboys lashing out on us." He explains.
"Alright, let's start with the first question." The girl says as she begins reading aloud on her phone.
Dear Saten: Why is Theron's last name Skywalker? Sounds like he's another Rey.
"You know what, let me take care of this." Theron groans in annoyance and pushes her to the side.
"Theron!" She exclaims, scooting back next to him.
"Look, I picked Skywalker because Saten and the other girls asked me for my full name." He explains . "Not to mention, I was in hiding from the Empire. And don't compare me to that Mary Sue! She's poorly written, annoying, and stole the Skywalker name without even accomplishing anything in the Sequel Trilogy. Spoilers."
"Huh?" Saten asks in confusion. "Who's Rey?"
"Nope. Never happened. Not even in the Force Eternal timeline." He declares the Sequel Trilogy era non canon.
"Bu-!"
"NEVER HAPPENED." He glares at her, slightly scaring her. "EVER. Next question. Stupid."
Shrugging, Saten moves on to the next question.
Hey Saten: Is it true that the Force is stronger than magic and science in the A Certain series? It sounds like Theron's understimating them.
"I am not-!" He shouts, clearly offended but Saten calms him down.
"It's okay. I'll handle this one." She says before looking at the audience. "The Force is an omnipotent, multiversal energy field that holds together not just each universe, but also space and time. At least, that's what I think it is. Kinda. And no, Theron's not underestimating both science and magic. Neither a magician nor an Esper has even accomplished in breaking reality and creating black holes."
"Like the one time when Othinus destroyed the Earth in NT?" Theron refers to her.
"Doesn't count." She shakes her head. "Plus, I heard that doll-like lady in the Endymion arc is immortal through magic."
"Didn't your Aztec friend told you that?" He asks.
"Honestly, I didn't fully realize that magic was real until near the end of Liberal Arts City." She shrugs. "Plus, Misaka and I are the only two girls that are aware of its existence, and both Shirai and Uiharu doesn't even know about that."
"Yet. Key word is yet." He jokes.
"Ha, ha. Very funny." She rolls her eyes.
To Saten: Who would win in a fight? Accelerator or Darth Vader?
"Oooh, I like this one." She slyly smirks. "Who do you think will win, Theron?"
"You're kidding, right?" Theron deadpans. "Vader's literally a fucking unstoppable tank. And ridiculously strong in the dark side of the Force. I'm not saying Accelerator's weak, but have you seen how OP this Sith Lord really is?"
"That never crossed my mind, no." She admits.
"He can crush buildings and people with ease. Survived being deep underwater and holding back an entire ocean with the Force. Is tough enough to survive being crushed by debris or large walkers and even the cold, dark vacuum of space. For a few hours."
Saten pales in horror.
"While Vader isn't as agile like other Jedi and Sith or any known Force user, he's fast enough to catch up to his prey in his cumbersome armor that weighs him down in less than 10 minutes. He doesn't even need the Force to jump dozens of feet in the air, all thanks to his cybernetic enhancements."
"W-wha-?"
"His greatest feat so far is his own raw power." He continues. "Accelerator has thrown buildings and stop the Earth moving to create plasma, yes. But Vader? He's fucking opened a portal to another dimension with his bare hands, in which THE FORCE itself denied him access to! Don't believe me? Read the canon Vader comics that covers his early years as a Sith Lord."
"But Accelerator can manipulate Vectors and turn his attacks against him!" She rants in did and horror. "That shouldn't be possible!"
"True, true." He nods. "If Accelerator wasn't shot in the head in the first place!"
"Oh." She realizes. "I forgot."
"Now everyone, there's a big difference between could and would. See, Accelerator could hold his own against Vader and COULD defeat him. But there's one problem for Mr. Top Dog here. His electrode that's around his neck."
"That's right!" She snaps her fingers in realization. "I also forgot about that."
"Damn straight I am!" He says laughing. "Accelerator can't even last that long against him for a full measly five minutes in a duel! Even at full power, his battery drains much, MUCH faster. Taking Vader head-on is suicide. And don't even think about trying to sneak attack him either. He can sense your presence a few light years away and he NEVER gets tired in a duel. Trust me, I've sparred with him before and got my ass kicked hard. He likes to toy with his enemies just for fun! And he holds back A LOT against opponents that are nowhere near his level."
"T-This is insane!" She shouts, frightened about how ridiculously powerful Vader is. "Can anything stop this guy?!"
"Yes." He bluntly answers. "His only major weakness is electricity as his armor is the only thing that's keeping him alive."
"Oh." She calms down in relief. "At least Misaka can defeat him."
"Normal electric attacks won't finish him off, Saten. He most likely can Force freeze her Railgun in midair without even trying."
"Okay, now I'm really scared again!" She gasps in horror.
"Force lightning is the major and ONLY major solution. And the only person who can defeat and kill Vader would be his own master Emperor Palpatine, as he's far stronger than him and is the most powerful Force user and Sith Lord in existence throughout the known Galaxy."
"If Force lightning is so powerful than Misaka's own ability, then what's the difference between the two?" She asks, not entirely convinced about the speciality of the dark side technique.
"Force lightning is so powerful that it can drain the life force of a living person, weakening them. Palpatine had decades of practicing and perfecting this technique, so he technically outclasses Vader in this scenario. Even Accelerator. Besides, the Emperor is a master manipulator and can take advantage of the first rank's personality. Besides being really strong in the dark side, his intelligence is his greatest weapon. So there you have it, pedestrians. Vader beats Accelerator in this. Case closed. I win."
"Theron..." Saten warns him to not to be so smug it it.
"What?" He defends his actions . "I know when I'm right. Most of the time, actually. A-Anyways, last question. It's my turn."
He then picks up a question on a card.
"Dear Saten:" He reads aloud. "Do you-? (Blushes) Oh no, I'M not asking this one."
"Why? It can't be that bad let me see that." She says, yanking away the card.
"No, don't read it!" He shouts in embarrassment.
Dear Saten: Do you like Theron romantically?
Saten's eyes widen and she blushes a deep shade of red.
"W-What?" She questions, looking away with a shy expression. "No I don't!"
"Saten, it's probably just a prank." He nervously chuckles, still blushing. "Nothing to be embarrassed about."
She couldn't contain it anymore and she screams in embarrassment.
"Whaaaaaaahhhhh!!!"
The live stream is then replaced with a new screen of Saten in an extremely sexy orange and green bikini, grinning bubbly.
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