Now Cynder takes on Squirtle. Let's do this!
Cynder: Squirtle?! I'm not going to fight Squirtle!
Ignitus: (Surprised) Why not?
Cynder: Let's just say Squirtle is a key player in one of the happiest moments in my life.
Ignitus: Is it related to why you carried that Squirtle plush around for five years?
Cynder: You know during Brawl I was in a tough spot. But Spyro stayed by me through it all, even giving me the Squirtle plush the Pokemon Trainer had made for everyone, aside from me. I wasn't there in the moment but I heard he gave that kid and a few other competitors a hell of a chewing out for the mental abuse they inflicted. Snake was impressed needless to say, giving his Squirtle plush to Spyro
Ignitus: Is that why he didn't come back before now?
Cynder: I'm thinking so. I carried that plush for years as a reminder of that moment, before Spyro proposed of course, then the ring took the plush's place. I still have it though, Spyro-added sunglasses and all.
Ignitus: Well, that makes this fight a little awkward...
Cynder: Not really. I'll just remember I'm battling the Trainer, not Squirtle.
Ignitus: Good call. But either way, beware the move Water Gun. That thing can cut through steel.
Cynder: Got it. Time to brawl, little guy!
And that wraps up Squirtle! Next time, we evolve up to deal with Ivysaur as PokeMarch continues! So be sure to tune in for that! Same time... same channel!
