Start with gohan's (pov)

I'm up now to check on mom it looks like she's outside I best be careful not to wake kefla up for no reason or that would be my head gohan slips

out of the room and went to where kakarita is in the back of the house by the time gohan got close to her she punched him in the face,argh what

is that for?for sneaking up on me,sorry mom,what do you want gohan?mom do you forgive vegeta?no I hate that bastard,mom look I'm not a big

fan of vegeta but he has done much worse remember our first fight with vegeta or when he fought semiperfect cell letting him reach his perfect

form,pft so ,what is your real reason behind this?he hurt my friend someone close to me you know I live for that reason to protect my family and

friends and I couldn't even do that,mom let it go vegeta obviously held back so he can't kill your friend because he knows how you feel,vegeta

doesn't know anything about how I feel,why don't you ask him yourself?damn you gohan kakarita uses instant transmission to go to vegeta but

she first shoots a death beam at gohan hitting him in the chest Meanwhile at capsule corp:I fucked big this time huh she's really mad at me I was

never gonna kill the guy just incapacitate him,kakarita then reveals her presence,how long was you there?long enough to hear everything come

here,[oh shit what is she thinking of now]vegeta begins to walk towards her once kakarita saw he was in range she kicks vegeta in the balls

vegeta screams and she begins to beat on him more agugh just stop,nope not till you see what I said about crossing me,you've made your

point,oh it's not enough, she then powers up to super saiyan 4 and beats up on vegeta more aggressively how you think you made me feel

bastard after saying that she shoots a death beam through his chest she picks him up and hugstrangles him and gives him a senzu bean,kakarita

I'm sorry,you better be vegeta she randomly kisses him and leaves flying away ,what the fuck just happened nevermind that at least she's not

mad at me anymore Meanwhile:gohan no here's a senzu gohan stands up look I know you really care about my well being but I said something I

shouldn't of said to someone who's enraged this was what I get for doing that, you're talking about your mother aren't you?yes I am kefla.i see

your reasoning ok just because that's your mother and that she's always been a good person is the only reason I wouldn't go after her for this

and you did provoke her I'm going to go take care of goten and clean yourself up we're going out to eat again with goten and possibly your

mother,fine dear I'm gonna train first,ok don't be late gohan or you're going be found in a state worse then earlier[she's a saiyan alright no

wonder she can be so cruel]mom you're back are you ok?im fine gohan I don't feel bad anymore thank you I'm sorry I lost it and shot a death

beam at you hurting you she walks up closer to gohan and hugs him,ok so I guess vegeta is sorry?sorry is a understatement,gohan runs and flies

away,what's his problem? Meanwhile:she killed vegeta oh no I'm not being next keflaahhhhhhhhhh,what gohan I hear you? my mother killed

vegeta?i don't know if she would go that far,she tried to kill me why not kill vegeta,I'm right here I and I didn't kill him sense his energy you idiot

he's still ok ,I'll say it for once I am a idiot but your count you'll never live it down,right gohan, whatever idiot for a day honorary idiot dumbass

retard fucktard are you done with the insults?yes ,your becoming like vegeta watch yourself ,nah I don't think i am ,you cueing those insults

proved it but you are still kind I will not deny that you just have moments your like him that's what makes you different he's is not nice at all I

can't recall not one moments except him saying sorry once when I was fighting cell that is the closest thing to nice I could say about

vegeta,gohan just stop talking bad about him,why are you taking his side?,yes ,but he's the one that hurt you?i know but he could of done worse

by instantly killing naruto but he knowing that would really hurt me he held back not killing him the point is gohan he has his moments sadly

most of this goes unnoticed with only me witnessing these moments vegeta is actually shy and wants no one to know about his soft side which is

his deepest darkest secret please make no mention of this nor tell him I said that or I'll be dead,ok I will not say anything to him about it

,promise me gohan that you won't?i won't mom I can keep a secret,don't tell piccolo either,ok I won't I promise gessh mom anyway do you

wanna eat out with me kefla and goten sure where are we going this time? I don't know kefla's making reservations all I hope it's somewhere

good,you and me both gohan im about to go train do you wanna come ,yes but we kefla calls we better come or she'll try to kill us both ok but

there's something I want try first before I train with you,ok please don't take 1000 years,pfft whatever gohan it wouldn't take too long she int's to

kefla,hi kakarita what's on your mind?fusion,what?fusion I want you to fuse with me,why? Because I have an idea and this is a backup plan if

golena can't fuse with me you're on the same level as her or possibly even stronger so your a good choice just fuse with me please?ok I will fu-

sion-ha,haha my name is kelfrita let's go fight gohan she int's to gohan's location and she teleports into gohan's fist oww what the fuck gohan?

mom?no,kefla,no,then who are you?i'm kelfrita neither kakarita nor kefla,oh fuck um what do you want?you gohan,why me is this sexual aren't

you partially my mother this is wrong,gohan you're assuming dumbass no not sexually though I have those feelings for you I want fight you see

how strong you are how you've grown in power, wait I'll be right back he int's to capsule corp hey vegeta? what do you want half breed? Look

kelfrita wants to fight me?who's that why should I care?it's the Fusion of kakarita and kefla I will get destroyed,oh so you wanna fuse with me

and avoid a beating?yes,that's gonna cost ya?how much?a date,a date with my mom,yup,ok deal,fu-sion-ha ok kelfrita here we come haahhhhh

super saiyan 4 vegehan vs kelfrita who would win? He int's to kelfrita and throws the first punch,who are you? Vegehan,that bastard ahhhhhhh

legendary super saiyan 4 how do you like it[ shit I forgot that kefla has broly's power][i have to admit he is a looker perfect combination] hey

vegehan we don't have to fight we could do other things she voiced seductively,what other things? You know what I'm talking about she points

down to his groin area,ohhhh no thanks I'm good I'll take the fight I'm not in mood for sex he backs away and leave,I'm starting to think bulma

took vegeta sperm while sleeping or that he's not good talking to women about sex so I just gonna assume vegeta and gohan has the same

problem this is gonna be fun she int's to vegehan's location where did you come from nevermind what do you want?you?me why me?because I

love you idiot,I love you too but the body's off limits I'm going through something right now so I bye he uses instant transmission to supreme

kai's planet,hi Supreme Kai,who are you? Vegehan Fusion of gohan and vegeta,is something bad going on earth no quite but it concerns my sex

life something I don't like to talk about or do can I stay here till I ahead just don't destroy this planet I'm off to do my job ,ok.

Meanwhile:so the bastard pulled one over on me I wonder why is he so scared to have sex with me I found him and I have 10 minutes to spare

Supreme Kai's planet smart but not smart enough here I come vegehan instant transmission gotta love it I'm here and he's masking his power

but it's still that vegehan come out you coward! Ok what do you want kelfrita?you idiot you know it's been long since we've done it,yeah and you

can wait have patience,now I don't a woman has their needs too I can't be patient anymore,dear god look my other half doesn't wanna have sex

because he killed a mate in the past and then the other one just refuses that's why I don't wanna do it ok bye this time if you follow me it's

gonna a fight and he teleports to new namek ,oh hi who are you?im vegehan the Fusion of gohan and vegeta,is there a new threat attacking this

universe?no I came here to hide from my wife,really dude come on you had me worried for a minute?i know but she can be really scary when

how I put when I don't have intercourse with her so yeah,that Is why namekians are asexual good luck with your wife goodbye[she'll never think

to look here of all places] Meanwhile: where have that bastard gone now hhhmm there likely place would be hmm new namek here I come with 3

minutes for a quickie she int's to new namek bingo found him vegehan,damn it's gonna be a fight like I said there would be but before that gohan

says after his birthday he'll give you what you want now are you still gonna bother me?no but I wanna hug,ok I see [nothing wrong with that]

she briefly gives him a hug and then proceeds to rip his clothes off ,what the fuck kelfrita you said you was done,I lied at that moment they

defused good there separated I'm out int's to capsule corp then vegehan defused oh thank god i hope they never fuse again people with similar

personality are even more broken Fusion I prefer Gorita as a Fusion now calm and not crazy ,I agree vegeta that was Insane let's just say kefla's

a freak so I like to keep my distance,gohan your gonna make her more crazy by doing that,your probably right sexually she has no self

control,did you just admit to your wife being a whore?no I don't think so,you did by describing it anyway I'm off to train if they Fuse again your

on your own [Fuck] gohan int's to the room where goten is goten hi big brother,hide in here with me,why?I have to avoid my wife kefla,because?

its grown ups business,ok ,goten if they ask you don't tell her where I am,ok,and get my PS4 out of my room and set it up,ok,thank you goten

girls can be weird sometimes that's what's going on,oh ok I understand gohan mom be scary sometimes too,yeah things happen goten I'm going

to sleep wake me up whenever it's time to get ready to go out to eat and please lock the door and don't save anything unless it does it

automatically,ok big brother,I'm going to sleep now bye and like a tap of the hat he's out cold. Meanwhile:kakarita we're back let's take a break

give him two hours,ok ,we leave in 4hours to eat your going?yes gohan asked me the same thing I told him yes I thought he told you already? No

he didn't,ok I can't wait till we fuse again I wanna see the look on his face he's in the house hiding with goten trying to mask his power level, how

cute and that's sad I can hide my power much better than him I like you mother in law,don't be formal your part of the family I consider you one

of my own children,mom this is gonna be funny,fist bump,I admit though that feels weird not doing it as a guy high 5 is my thing now,good for

you mom what are we gonna do now, I don't know I'm so bored wanna watch naruto,that's name of your friend vegeta hurt,yeah he has his own

show about his adventures,we're in one too. Called dragon ball super, oh that's cool, "yeah I broke the fourth wall resume fanfiction" I'm

interested in seeing how strong he is he survived a punch from super saiyan 4 vegeta you have to have some power to survive that let's watch a

few we're gonna watch his best fights they walk into the bedroom and find goten and gohan sleeping huh we stressed him out that much let's

wreck his PS4, no chi chi payed a lot of money for it and you would make him start to hate you he's a gamer on the low,fine we're gonna watch

naruto on it though right?yes,she then moves over gohan and goten and hops in the bed also turning naruto on have a seat kefla your gonna like

this,I hope so one episode later which is 21 minutes : you wasn't kidding that was awesome,told ya let's watch more,agreed. 1hour and 49

minutes later:ok we watched enough time to do our plan,yeah fu-sion-ha alright kelfrita is back she picks up gohan by the head and kicks him

thru the house,where am I and why do I feel like I've been hurt,hello love,oh fuck now do we really do this now I was sleep,I don't care stop

being a pacifist you are a saiyan just like me,yeah but I'm only half saiyan,yeah that still counts halfbreed your still a saiyan in my eyes I don't

see the human,right and you want me to fight me now right?yes I was going to initially but you wanted to fuse with vegeta so you stand a chance

and you made the hunk vegehan so I caught feelings and went on a rampage off of my sexual frustration chasing vegehan who is surprising

pacifistic and edgy so yeah fighting you now get ready,damn it ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you make me so mad ahhhhhhhhhh[oh shit I

forgot he gets massive rage boosts]gohan was standing in super saiyan god yeah I did it [how can he do it just by rage that's unheard of]now I

add god ki to super saiyan and I'll have super saiyan blue ahhhhhhhhhh yes super saiyan blue gohan I like the sound and the look of that this is

the 3rd time I've been able to summon this power okay,fuck you gohan,oh are you mad now princess,that arrogance might cost you your life

wanna bet I'm stronger than super saiyan 4 without god ki which makes me stronger then kefla but watch this aaaarrggghhhhhhhh now I

combined god ki with my mystic form which is weaker than none other than super saiyan 4 that makes me on your level or stronger still wanna

fight me or are you scared princess I'm calling you out say something oh wait you're too scared,gohan! Your dead,be about it then she charges

at gohan but he dodges give up now you can't win ,your telling me this you cocky dumbass you lucky that I love you because I would of killed for

less you know what I have done in the past don't make me change my mind,try me love I want you to,you really want me to?come at me now!ok

ok ahhh here I come[that amount of power is starting to frighten me I wouldn't be scared never!]she used instant transmission to punch him,do

better weakling,arghhh ok that did it I know you're mad but don't ever call me a weakling,I'm just calling what I see so can it,I'm gonna enjoy

beating your ass you arrogant prick ahhhhhh powers up to super saiyan blue and charges at gohan throwing the first punch but gohan counters

with a punch of his own and begins to clash with gohan trading blows causing shockwaves and tremors this goes on for an 20 minutes look this

boring just cell and buu was boring at least your putting up a fight but it's futile no one is stronger than Son Gohan I have to be

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The Fusion undid itself oh shit what have I done I pressed his buttons,yeah we fucked up he's like broly when he's this mad

what broly look golena did the same thing I most of pressed the same button he's also gonna obtain legendary super saiyan but only for a burst

he can't access it again unless he lost all reason this all has to deal with gohan being a pacifist it shifted his morals he was the same way against

cell just not as bad as now,so what can we do? Tell him what he has to live for ,ok but he's in legendary super saiyan,we need to do it now gohan

you have me goten kefla and golena look kefla's sorry gohan she just want you back we want the gohan we love calm down and be yourself we

love you gohan,how do I know that you are not gonna make fun of me for being a pacifist? ,I can't guarantee that but we'll refrain from doing

it,fine I'll calm do I'm going in the room with goten leave me alone you two are now on my list and I get to invite 3 people with us and your

paying too ,fine we will go drama king ,I hate you two so much right now I fucking hate saiyans you guys actually succeeded in getting my blood

boiling which only happened once against cell you made me snap how do you feel?we feel bad just stay calm gohan don't make me pull a chichi

,gohan powers up again what can you do to me,gohan think of the good memories you had do you want those to stop because your mad and you

destroy earth,no mam,then get a hold of yourself damn it remember we're not your enemies,ok I will I'm going in the house now,thank god he

finally calmed down I don't feel like having to kill my own son but we would of lost anyway we pushed him too much,yeah your right to be honest

his potential is frightening,it's been like that since he was a kid half saiyans have very high potential but no one has more potential than gohan

except golena whose potential is equal to his,ok let's go get ready we have about an hour 40 minutes,ok I will ,they both go into the house

finding goten on the floor sleeping ,goten wake up we need to get mom,10 minutes later: is everyone ready? Yeah I'm ready how do I

look,very spiffy gohan,goten are you ready?yes I am mom,ok good I'm gonna watch tv with kefla while I wait come on let's go kefla,ok,they both

walked into the bed room turned the tv on and hoped on the bed,hey kefla you wanna watch naruto,sure but only one episode because I want to

watch something different after that you'll like what I have in mind,ok,21 minutes later:that was awesome but now we're going to watch

something different it's a show called my hero academia,ok I'll give it a try,21 minutes later:that was awesome but I like naruto better,fine you

can think that whatever you say,are you upset that I like naruto better watch more of it and you'll understand why,I can say the same for you

mother,tochae,let's settlement this in a video game?what game kefla?Dragon Ball Xenoverse2,,ok you're on After a few matches or after

18minutes,I won,how I lost I played longer than you I'm better,did you ever play with gohan?yes but he always wins,bingo that's why I've beaten

gohan several times he's my rival when it comes to this game and plus gohan thinks your too good to play a geeky game with him meaning he

doesn't really think you enjoy it,fine ok it's time to go let's leave now,everyone it's time to go,wait,what gohan?,remember the deal?,yes,I'm not

doing it today but I will next time alright gohan let's go they then all flew off to west city which took 10 minutes an they then arrived at their

destination sumi rame diner ,oh my gosh look at this line,hey we have to wait kefla argh,20 minutes later:finally we got a table all we need is a

waitress speak of the devil,hi how may we help you so order away,we want 10 of everything,the lady's jaw just dropped her eyes was also big

and her mouth was open showing how shocked and surprised she was,are you serious?as a heart attack,ok is that all?yes,ok your food will be out

in a hour,thank you 1 hour later:ok look everyone we'll eat civilized especially you mom,I can eat civilized,I hope so the all begin eating and

kakarita kept her word it took 30 minutes for everyone to finish their food, can we have the bill please,here you go the bill says 50,000

zeni,everyone looks to kakarita,don't worry I have the money here,ok thanks for coming to eat at sumi rame they all walked out of the building

and flew home after 10 minutes they arrived to their destination,and everyone parted all going to their own room,hey mom what are we doing for

gohan's and golena's birthday,I have a surprise don't worry are you gonna do something?yeah I'm gonna buy gohan a game and a PlayStation

card but I'll still have other ideas ,ok goten time to go to bed we have to get up early tomorrow,ok,kakarita then strips to to just her bra and

panties ok goten don't be nervous just change out,ok goten strips down to his boxers,and they both lie down in the bed pulling up the comforter

,goten go to sleep remember what we have to do tomorrow ,ok mom but I have a lot on my mind,you can tell me about it tomorrow goten she

then kisses goten's cheek don't worry about it ok good night,good night mom In gohan's room:two more days till his birthday I'm gonna do

something big I just have to,kefla what are you doing go to sleep,I'm fine gohan,ok I'm going back to sleep then good night, Meanwhile at

capsule corp: I have to get a gift for that kakabrat and her counter part hm battle armor perfect and a suit too that should be good enough I'm

tired I'm gonna go to sleep vegeta undresses down to being only in his boxers and hops in the bed going right to sleep