Is there a reason why restaurants are considered essential? Because it doesn't feel essential to me! I've got a life, do you hear me?! I just want to sit back and write fanfiction all day!

Disclaimer: Disclaimers have memory, did you know that?

Prompt: For Seedsiz: Eyebrow of Doom and Gwen's deadly jug - what can go wrong!

Rating: K+

Genre: Humor

Characters: Gaius, Merlin, Gwen, Leon

Time Frame: Just after "A Servant of Two Masters"

Summary: Morgana's most deadly assassin is at it again... except the assassin was not sent by Morgana?

Let's Go On An Adventure


It was more than just a bit of an overreaction. Because Gaius had run out of room in his chambers to treat his patients, the cots spread into the hall to be tended to by the maids. The physician found himself wishing that Merlin were here.

But he wasn't here. He had been the seventeenth victim in Gwen's rampage.

Thankfully Sir Leon had confiscated all of her jugs and locked them away in the highest tower. She responded with an old bucket to the head.

Gaius was starting to wonder if Gwen was the one to be enchanted.


And you know Gaius is raising that very deadly eyebrow right about now everyone scream in terror!

Ahem I posted a new Merlin story that I have a good chunk pre-written for if anyone is interested :) It's something to read while being stuck at home all day!

Next: either the death of Agravaine OR the real reason Arthur returns

~Lya200~