"Azula has learned a vital lesson. Always pay the Loch Ness Monster with real coins." She shouldn't have used counterfeit bills lmao. "Your universe could depend on it. This was the biggest plot twist in the Avatar history ever!" xP no one realized that the hot springs scene was important! "I love how you wrap up this whole thing here. How Aang has dared to lick at a frozen pole before he was able to master all four elements." Thanks lol! I figured that I should bring up how the 100 year war came to be lol. "I assume this was a reference." It absolutely was a reference. If I could do digital art I would draw Azula as a cabbage themed magical girl. Maybe I should commission that lmao?
"And finally Sie gets his chance to shine, but how?" Now that is to be seen. :P "Kuv... Earth Kingdom Azula is making her toasts with the Spirit Cannon." Any other use of the spirit canon is wrong. Spirit canons are for cooking toast but without the wait time of a toaster. "This story is a true gift for us in my opinion and I really hope to read so much more of it. Great job, keep on having fun with your stories" xP Thanks. I didn't have time to type a chapter last week so I hope that this one is worth the wait!


"Wow, we've been standing here like this for a long time." Sie remarks. "What like a week now? Geeze."

At last time unfreezes and Bosco slashes his unforgiving claws at Sie. The princess crumples and the bear roars in triumph. He holds one of his paws out,"chu have one mowe chance mewchant~ give me uwu thwee fifty."

Azula clutches her hard earned coins to her chest. "Not a chance." She scowls. "If you want three fifty, you're going to have to sell cabbages like everyone else."

"You're the only person who sells cabbages." Jet whispers.

Sie reaches up and takes Azula's hand, "I know that we've been rivals for a very long time...but...never stop…" he wheezes. "Selling cabbages. If you make it to the Fire Nation...tell my father...that furries are real."

Azula nods in agreement, knowing very well that she will not honor his final wishes. She doesn't think that she will have the chance. She stands up and looks the bear straight in the eyes, which is particularly hard for her because she is very small.

The Dai Li earthbend a step stool for her.

Now she looks Bosco straight in the eyes.

In them she sees nothing but destruction and a vast, insatiable hunger for violence, bloodshed, and funds for his latest fursuit.

Azula scans the ground for something useful...anything. She sees it, her last chance. Using the last of the strength afforded to her by the power of her cabbages, Azula summons one final cabbage. It blossoms to an impressive size and one of its leaves falls open. Azula hastily takes the object inside and stabs the bear.

He gives one last, pained, "owo" before falling over, a Kenu Reeves knife jutting from his chest.

"You saved us!" Katara remarks.

"Yes." She replies solemnly, knowing that Katara will not be thanking her soon. Jet scrambles to his feet and throws his arms around her. He gives her a kiss on the cheek, but once again he misses, and so he kisses her eyelid instead. Which is mildly annoying, but at least she has a boyfriend. She makes a mental note to help him work on his aim.

Regardless, she hugs him back.

"Come on nephew, we have to get back to our tea shop." She hears Iroh declare. But he doesn't get the chance to depart for Sie stands up.

"You can go back to the tea shop, or you can come with me."

"You're not the man you used to be, Zuko." Iroh declares. Though Zuko has not had enough scenes to know exactly what sort of man he used to be. "You are stronger and wiser and freer than you have ever been. And now you have come to the crossroads of your destiny. It's time for you to choose. It's time for you to choose tea."

"Why choose tea when you can have cabbages?" Azula asks. Granted, she is still hoping to merge her business with the tea shop man.

A cage of crystals begins to form around Iroh and Azula flinches. If he is taken prisoner then that partnership will never come to fruitation and she will never get her roasted duck and pan-fried noodles.

"I expected this kind of treachery from Uncle." Sie says. After the complete chaos Bosco created, Sie finds himself rather relieved to be back on script. So he follows it word for word, even though it would be much funner to call Zuko a lil' bitch instead of a traitor. "But Zuko, Prince Zuko, you're a lot of things, but you're not a traitor, are you?" One of those things is definitely a lil' bitch though.

"Release him immediately!" Zuko demands as if he has the right.

"It's not too late for you, Zuko. You can still redeem yourself." Sie says intensely and with a smug smile. Man, he is really getting into character now!

"The kind of redemption he offers is not for you." Iroh remarks.

"Why don't you let him decide, Uncle?" Princess Sie asks before turning to Zuko. "I need you, Zuko. I've plotted every move of this day," He balls his hand into a very passionate fist. "This glorious day in Fire Nation history, and the only way we win is together. At the end of this day, you will have your honor back. You will have Father's love. You will have a...*~brand new car~*! You will have everything you want."

"Zuko, I am begging you. Look into your heart and see what it is that you truly want." Iroh pleads.

He looks into his heart and he really does want that *~brand new car~*!

Azula just wants her spiritdammed roast duck and a blooming business! But Iroh didn't ask her.

"You are free to choose." Sie says simply.

"If he doesn't take the car, can I have it?" Azula asks.

That seals the deal, "I'll come with you, Sie."

It is hard to tell who groans harder, Azula, Iroh, or every viewer that has ever viewed Avatar. For a moment, Iroh's peaceful demeanor slips. "Zuko." He takes a long pause. A very extended pause. "Fuck you."

"That's fair." Zuko says.

What he says to Sie has been redacted for the safety of the reader. But Sie replies with a tearful, "if you know how I feel, why would you say that?"

The Dailluminati all exchange glances before reluctantly capturing Iroh. They know that they are going to have to listen to him tear them new assholes the whole way home.

"So…" Mai trails off.

"Aren't we supposed to have some huge battle or something?" TyLee asks.

"I don't know." Sie says. "Probably but we just got done fighting the furry…"

"Yeah," Aang rubs the back of his head. "I don't think that I have round two in me."

Katara and Sokka nod in agreement.

"I don't know, I think I can still kick some ass!" Toph declares before punching her own palm.

"I think that we're done fighting." Zuko gives his input.

They all turn to Azula and Jet. Jet looks at Azula for she is the brains of their duo, he is only the abs and pecks. He flexes them to remind everyone. "Stop that." Azula mutters.

"Sorry." He whispers.

"Well?" Sie asks.

Azula gives her answer in the form of sweet, sweet vengeance. Using what is left of her hero pass, Azula sends a cabbage charged with electricity at Aang. "That's for getting wall sludge all over my cabbages, bitch." Her work is done. She links her arm with Jet's and tugs him out of the catacombs.

Princess Sie looks on in horror.

Zuko smirks.

Katara screams.

Iroh continues to cuss at the Dialluminati as they cart him off.

Bosco fades back into the void.

Haru begins to grow out his mustache.