A Grenade Warning: This is T rated!
Jack didn't know what was wrong with him, but he wasn't stopping now.
Elsa hadn't given much thought to what others might think for the first time in her life.
Rapunzel can scream all she wants, but Elsa won't hear her under the influence of Jack's soft, soothing, sexy voice.
"This is bad. Really bad." Elsa said.
"And you care?" Jack asked stopping the kiss.
"Oh hell no!" Elsa said loudly. "I just mean this is so bad and I'm enjoying every minute of it. How long till Rapunzel will explode like a grenade?" Elsa asked.
"I don't know. I'll have to ask her when...When are we telling people?" Jack asks.
"I don't know. When does Merida and Hiccup come back from their "vacation"?" Elsa asks.
"Not for another week. Or two. Depending if they ever want to come back home." Jack said.
Elsa shrugged and went back to kissing Jack. She didn't care if anyone found out of not that she and Jack were together now.
Rapunzel and Jack broke up only a week ago after Hiccup and Merida left. Best decision of Jack's life.
"So, this is what you left me for?" And speaking of Rapunzel.
"Oh. Hey Rapunzel."
"Don't bother Jack. I can't believe you'd leave me for this evil queen!" She shouted
Elsa scoffed. "And he's supposed to stay with the spoiled princess for the rest of his life?"
"I am NOT spoiled!"
"Right. The whole, I was taken as a baby and raised for nearly 16 years by some old woman for my magical hair and my parents missed me oh so much." Elsa said sarcastically. "We've ALL heard it many times."
Rapunzel looked like she was about ready to blow.
"Rapunzel. It was never going to be you and I. I found out about you and Tadashi behind my back." Jack said.
And that blew up in her face. And Rapunzel screamed as she does and storms off.
Elsa holds her laughter in for the time. "Well, that could have been better."
"I don't think so. Better with Anna. Not Rapunzel. Now, where were we?" Jack asked.
Elsa giggled before letting Jack kiss her again.
With so much passion, Elsa couldn't imagine another man like Jack. Mainly Jack isn't a man at all. He's just a man in a boy's body.
"You are the best thing that has ever happen to me." She whispered to him.
Jack chuckles. "Elsa Snow. Dear me. You and I think very much alike. And I have to say, if Hiccup didn't tell me about you at all...I would never think of marrying Rapunzel or any other woman than you. Snowball."
"Oh. Very smooth talk there. Frosty." Elsa teased back.
Jack laughed and began kissing Elsa again.
And a very angry Rapunzel is planning her revenge on the Snow Queen for taking her prince charming.
"You will get what you deserve, Elsa Snow. And you will wish you NEVER crossed with Princess Rapunzel. The daughter of the SUN!"
The End
Inspired by the song "Grenade" by Bruno Mars
