How To Be A Queen

Elsa and Alice sat at the fancy heart table with the queen drinking some tea.

"Tell me, what is it about you that thinks your smarter than me?" The queen asks.

Elsa just smiles as Alice is trying to make a case that isn't really there.

"That's easy." Elsa went on ahead and spoke.

"And?" The queen asks looking at her with one eye like her next words will be her last.

Elsa puts her cup down and looks at the queen dead on. "Because I don't have a heart." She said with a smile.

"Elsa dear! That's a terrible thing to say. I'm so sorry your highness." Alice said quickly but the queen laughed.

She was laughing loud and long and very obnoxious like.

"It's funny to you?" Elsa asks.

"That is a great answer. You think I have a heart." The queen says.

"But you do. You are the "Queen of HEARTS" after all." Elsa said. "And I gave mine to someone else for safe keeping." Elsa said taking another sip of tea.

The queen raised a brow at Elsa.

"Elsa. What are you doing? Are you trying to get your head chopped off?!" Alice asks.

"Alice. I'm not afraid of the "Red" queen. I'm the "White" queen to her."

"Your saying were supposed to be enemies?" The queen asks giving Elsa a sneaky look.

"No. That's just a tale. Were both queens after all. But of two different kingdoms. It's supposed to be a joke based on...color favorites. You have red roses and I have my white hair and magic." Elsa explained.

The queen sat back in her chair. "Then tell me something, SNOW QUEEN, where IS your heart at?"

Elsa gave a grin before taking another sip of tea. She placed her cup down then looking up in the sky. "With my lover." She said.

"Wait. With Jack Frost?!" Alice shouted.

Jack then bounced on the queens head laughing. "I love this place!"

"You let that scoundrel mut in here?! My palace?!" The queen was yelling.

"My queen. You mustn't shout or yell. It's bad manners. And doesn't look good for a lady queen." Elsa said.

The queen of hearts then held her tongue. Alice sat back down and it was all quiet.

"I love this place. Did you know everyday that isn't your birthday is your, UN-birthday?"

Jack's first time in Wonderland, and Elsa was enjoying every bit of it, because it drove her "Queen" competition insanely MAD!

The End

Inspired by the song "Hold My Heart" by Lindsey Sterling with ZZ Ward.