Episode 10: Morocco is Another Day
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Uncharted, we set sail in our giant plane back to Jamaica, another previously visited destination. We began a classic treasure hunt in search of pieces to construct statues and participated in an extreme obstacle course in a race for immunity. And when I say we, I mean the contestants!
*Chris laughs*
Chris: Noah and Tyler reformed their alliance and created a new strategy to go with Duncan's vote, which probably means Heather's gonna be done for soon. Duncan continued his various assaults on Harold and doesn't seem to wanna stop any time soon. Izzy made a friend in the form of Steve the Jamaican crab. The highlight of this episode, however, was the Bears. Cody and Trent decided to play a game in order to find out who gets to ask Gwen out after her breakup with Duncan in the previous episode. In a shocking twist, Cody actually won, but decided not to ask Gwen out and give the honor to Trent, which was probably a good idea. The Bears dominated in the obstacle course and ended up winning immunity, and the Lions lost in a close shave against the Wolves, but not before Lindsay went off on Heather and socked her in the face. Anyone could've gone home, but Izzy ended up getting eliminated due to her insanity, and due to the fact that she also drove everyone else insane. Oh, and Steve left, too. We will all miss you, Steve. We're now 30 days into the season. Who will be the eighth person to be kicked off? You just might find out on this spicy episode of Total Drama Uncharted.
Chef: Ooh, spicy. I like that.
Chris: Came up with it myself.
*Theme song*
*Bears are in first class*
DJ: Aw, yeah. This is living.
Ezekiel: Totally, yo. Sucks to be those suckers in economy class.
*Cut to confessional*
Ezekiel: Ever since I recovered, I've been giving it one hundred percent. Woo! The Z Man's in it to win it! Place your bets, yo. This homie's going all the way to finale! This is intense, eh?
*Cut out of confessional*
*DJ eats bar of chocolate*
Justin: Pass me one of those, would you?
*DJ gives Justin a bar of chocolate*
Justin: Thanks, dude.
DJ: My pleasure.
*Justin takes bite and reads newspaper*
Trent: Anything good in there, dude?
Justin: Nah. We're in it, though.
Cody: Seriously?
Justin: Yeah, the waitress just delivered it.
Gwen: It's been so long since we had contact with anyone.
Trent: Let me see that photo.
*Justin gives Trent newspaper*
*Newspaper contains picture of cast in front of airplane*
Trent: Reality show megastar Chris McLean to host another season of the world renowned Total Drama series.
*Trent reads caption*
Trent: This is just about Chris.
Gwen: He probably paid them extra for that.
Justin: His budget doesn't cover that.
Ezekiel: Yeah, but his paycheck does.
DJ: Right you are.
Cody: Huh. It really has been an entire month.
Gwen: Felt shorter.
*Cut to confessional*
Gwen: Okay, I'm honestly shocked I'm still here, especially since I broke up with Duncan a while ago. I have a feeling I'll have a target on my back for the rest of the competition. I'd better get my head in the game. Trent and Cody will be more useful than ever to have on my side. I don't know how we'll fare in the merge.
*Cut out of confessional*
*Cut to economy class*
*Alejandro sits next to Heather*
Heather: What do you want?
Alejandro: I'm giving you an offer.
Heather: No alliances. Not with you, anyway.
Alejandro: We're running out of teammates. There are only four of us left. I will need someone I can trust.
Heather: What makes you think you can trust me?
Alejandro: I don't trust you.
Heather: Then what's with the offer?
Alejandro: You're the most worthy competitor. If we team up, we will be unstoppable.
Heather: Yeah, right. You'd vote me out at the first chance you get.
Alejandro: Assuming you even make the merge.
Heather: I will. You won't. Not on my watch.
Alejandro: So be it. Enjoy losing today's challenge.
*Alejandro leaves*
*Cut to confessional*
Alejandro: I can live without her. She will just make the competition slightly easier once we merge. I actually have no idea when that is, but it is better to plan ahead. She will regret not joining.
*Cut to confessional*
Heather: I'm not joining any alliances with him. I need someone just as fierce and manipulative, but more trustworthy. He'll make a good teammate in the merge. Duncan.
*Cut out of confessional*
*Lindsay and Tyler are making out*
*Bridgette and Geoff are making out*
Leshawna: Get a room, already!
Harold: That is so totally grossitating.
Courtney: That's not even a word!
Harold: Actually-
Leshawna: It's best if you save it.
*Cut to confessional*
Harold: What they don't understand is that I placed first in the school spelling bee in all three years of junior high, and in my sophomore year of high school. Oh, and I went to Literary Steve's Writing Camp for an entire summer.
*Cut out of confessional*
*Duncan is carving wall*
Courtney: Do you have to vandalize everything?
Duncan: No.
Courtney: So then why do you do it?
Duncan: Why do you whine about everything I do?
*Courtney stares blankly*
Courtney: Oh, you'll get it!
*Duncan drops knife*
*Courtney and Duncan begin fighting*
*Noah chuckles*
Noah: Excellent.
*Heather picks up Duncan's knife and pockets it*
*Cut to confessional*
Heather: I'll find out a use for this soon enough.
*Heather holds up knife*
Heather: Vandal boy won't see it coming.
*Cut out of confessional*
Noah: What's with girls and cat fights?
Leshawna: I'll be honest, I have no clue.
Harold: They're always getting into cat fights. Only difference here is that only one of them is a girl.
Noah: I hope we're thinking about the same person here.
*Cut to confessional*
Noah: Yeah, this team is pretty dysfunctional. I'd say I'm probably the most manly guy left. I mean, even Courtney's more of a man than Duncan. I've got my head in the game.
*Cut out of confessional*
*Alarm blares and flashes red*
*Lindsay screams and falls off bench*
Lindsay: Oh, no! The plane must be on fire!
*Tyler holds out hand and helps Lindsay up*
Tyler: We'd better get outta here.
Bridgette: Someone go tell Chris!
*Geoff runs into the cockpit*
Geoff: Will one of you dudes please tell me what is going on here?
Chris: Nothing. It's nothing, Geoff. False alarm.
Geoff: Oh, cool.
*Geoff leaves*
Chris: What did you do this time?
Chef: What makes you think it was me?
Chris: This looks serious. Better warn the kids.
*Loudspeaker blares*
Chris: Uh, yeah, turns out it's not a false alarm. Run for cover!
*Contestants all scramble and find cover*
*Plane comes down in desert*
Chris: Dude, pull up!
*Chef pulls up aggressively*
*Plane narrowly avoids crash and touches down in a desert*
Chris: Phew. Nice safe, dude.
Chef: All part of the plan.
*Cut to confessional*
Chris: You have no idea how long I've been telling Chef to replace that curtain with a locked door. If I had a dollar for the amount of times someone's barged in there at the wrong time, I'd be twice as rich. That's saying a lot, by the way.
*Chris winks*
*Cut out of confessional*
*Contestants exit*
*Bridgette throws up*
Bridgette: I've had better landings.
Chris: Yeah, get used to it, sister.
*Chris and Chef exit*
Chris: Chef, mind telling us where we are?
Chef: Morocco.
Chris: Morocco? Where even is that?
Harold: It's a country in Northern Africa.
Chris: I wasn't asking you, Harold.
Chef: Kid's right.
Chris: Okay, I guess we're in Morocco. I'll be honest, we weren't supposed to land here. I think we were supposed to go to like, Antarctica or something. This is the polar opposite.
Noah: Gee, I'm almost glad we landed here.
Chris: Well, I for one, am extremely TOed. Still, the show must go on. It's time for some extreme Moroccan challenges!
*Teams groan*
*Chris turns to Chef*
Chris: Go get some fuel, would you?
Chef: No problem.
*Chef leaves*
Chris: Alright, you can take an hour to compose yourselves real quick while I force the interns to construct a challenge for you.
*Cut ahead*
*Teams stand behind three camels*
Chris: Okay, it's time for the first challenge. As you can see, each team has a camel directly ahead of them.
Noah: Nice observation, Sherlock.
Chris: You will have two of your team members riding this camel. The other team members will be at another point in the desert trying to construct an appropriate shelter for said camel. The first two teams to get their camel into a good enough shelter will move on to the next challenge. Camel riders also can't help build once they reach the meeting point. Oh, and one more thing. The last team to arrive will not move on to the second challenge and will not win first class.
*Teams groan*
Chris: We're a month in! Gotta make things interesting! Anyway, I'll let you choose your camel riders for today. Everyone else, meet me at the building point.
*Cut ahead*
*Chris flies in helicopter*
*Chris pulls out megaphone*
Chris: Okay! We have our camel riders! It's Gwen and Trent for the Ballistic Bears, Lindsay and Bridgette for the Leaping Lions, and Duncan and Courtney for the Howling Wolves! It's gonna be a good one!
Duncan: Can we go already?
Chris: I'm not done yet! First two teams to get to their team's shelter and get their camel inside will move on to the second part of the challenge! Ready! Set! Go!
*Chris sounds airhorn*
Chris: I love this show.
*Cut to confessional*
Trent: Cody came through for me and let me ride the camel with Gwen. He knows I'm planning on asking her out. Not sure if it's a good idea to ask a girl out in the middle of a million dollar competition while riding a camel in the middle of the Moroccan desert, but what the heck? You only live once, man.
*Cut to confessional*
Lindsay: Okay, I've always wanted to ride a camel. It's just always been this silly little dream of mine. I went with Bridgette because she's really good with animals, and she's a very nice teammate.
*Cut to confessional*
Courtney: Once Duncan volunteered to ride the camel, I stepped in to go with him.
*Courtney pauses for a moment*
Courtney: What? I can't leave him unsupervised. He'll screw everything up.
*Cut out of confessional*
*Contestants begin riding their camels*
*Bridgette pats camel*
*Cut ahead*
*Chris touches down at building point*
*Chris exits helicopter*
Chris: Alright, your fellow team members have now begun riding their camels to this point. Each team has one scrap pile to construct their shelter, so I suggest you get going, pronto. You've gotta build a good enough shelter for the camel to use.
Alejandro: We are at a disadvantage with only two members.
Chris: Yeah, then maybe you shouldn't have lost all the time.
*Alejandro opens his mouth as if to speak*
*Alejandro closes his mouth*
Geoff: No problem, buddy. We can do this.
Chris: Exactly. Well, get going. This is gonna be awesome!
*Chris gets into helicopter*
*Cut to camels*
*Gwen and Trent are riding camel*
Gwen: Trent, I've got an idea.
Trent: What's up?
Gwen: What if we made an alliance? Me, you, and Cody.
Trent: I'd be down for that.
Gwen: Point is, I think I'll probably have a target painted on by back for breaking up with Duncan and all that.
Trent: Honestly, you probably do. Don't worry, though. I've got your back.
Gwen: Good. Is it a deal?
Trent: Yeah, we've got it.
*Gwen and Trent shake hands*
Trent: I'll tell Cody on the plane.
Gwen: Sounds good.
*Camel bumps*
Gwen: Woah!
*Gwen falls forward and holds onto Trent*
Trent: Ow!
*Gwen pulls back*
Gwen: Ooh, sorry!
*Trent chuckles*
Trent: Don't stop.
*Gwen smiles*
*Gwen holds onto Trent*
*Cut to confessional*
Gwen: Okay, that was really sweet.
*Gwen sighs*
Gwen: I can't believe I'm saying this. I think I like Trent. I'd better do something before any of us goes home.
*Cut out of confessional*
*Bridgette rubs camel's head*
Bridgette: That's right. You're doing great, buddy!
Lindsay: Aww, you guys are so cute! How are you so good with animals?
Bridgette: I don't know. I guess I just really have a passion for them.
Lindsay: I think it's really sweet.
*Lindsay gasps*
Lindsay: I have a genius idea! We should name the camel!
Bridgette: What have you got in mind?
Lindsay: How about Maya?
Bridgette: The camel's a guy, actually.
Lindsay: Are there any guys named Maya?
Bridgette: Don't think so. How about Zander?
Lindsay: Ooh, I like it! Giddyup, Zander!
Bridgette: It's best if we take it slow. Trust me.
*Cut to confessional*
Bridgette: Lindsay's a character alright. I think it's worth it to keep her around. She's definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed, but she does her part, and she's nice to everyone. I like that in someone.
*Cut out of confessional*
*Duncan and Courtney are riding camel*
Courtney: Can this thing go any faster?
Duncan: Relax, drama queen. We've just gotta not lose.
Courtney: Which is hard, considering I'm with you.
Duncan: Oh, and who's the smart one who volunteered to come with me?
Courtney: I couldn't leave you with someone else. I'm the only one on this team who's actually responsible.
Duncan: You're lying.
Courtney: Why else would I go with you?
*Duncan leans in*
Duncan: You tell me.
*Courtney slaps Duncan in the face*
Duncan: Alright, fine.
*Cut to confessional*
Duncan: Yeah, I know she wants me.
*Cut to confessional*
Geoff: She likes him.
*Cut to confessional*
Courtney: I don't like him!
*Cut out of confessional*
*Cut to building point*
DJ: Alright, guys. Let's do this.
Cody: Yeah!
Justin: Does anyone know how to build a camel shelter?
Ezekiel: Nah, but we've got this, eh?
DJ: Totally.
*Bears start constructing*
*Cut to Lions*
Alejandro: Okay, we are at a disadvantage here, but we must win.
Geoff: True that, dude. We can't afford to lost anyone else.
*Cut to confessional*
Geoff: Ever since Izzy was voted off, I've been thinking about how small our team is. Only half of us are left, man. It's kinda heavy, honestly.
*Cut out of confessional*
Alejandro: Good. Lucky for us, my uncle used to be a construction worker.
Geoff: Aw, yeah! We've got this.
*Lions start constructing*
Leshawna: Alright. No matter what happens, promise me one thing.
Harold: Anything for you, Leshawna.
Leshawna: No fighting!
Noah: I'll be the first to second her.
Harold: Yeah, we can be so much more functional without Duncan and Courtney.
Heather: Fine, but only because I wanna win, too.
Tyler: Yeah! We're totally gonna win today.
Harold: I think we should let me handle most of it. I went to Crafty Steve's-
Heather: Look, Harold, no one really cares about your summer camps here. This is a million dollar competition.
*Tyler starts building*
Tyler: Are you guys gonna get your head in the game, or what?
*They all look at Tyler*
Leshawna: Let's do it.
*Wolves start building*
*Cut to camels*
*Gwen and Trent and riding camel*
Gwen: Trent, watch out for that cactus!
*Trent dodges cactus*
Trent: Thanks for the warning. Anytime.
*Trent turns around and they smile at each other*
*Cut to confessional*
*Gwen sighs and smiles*
*Cut out of confessional*
Gwen: Trent, we've gotta talk.
Trent: Sure, what's up?
Gwen: About us.
Trent: Oh. Go ahead.
Gwen: Remember season two, when you went all crazy?
Trent: Yeah, I don't know what came over me.
Gwen: Well, I wanna say sorry for the breakup and everything.
Trent: It's not your fault. I was the one going mad. Plus, I'm over it, already.
Gwen: Good.
*They smile and continue riding camel*
*Cut to confessional*
Gwen: Damn it! That was my chance and I didn't take it! Man, I am such a dork.
*Gwen facepalms*
*Cut to confessional*
Trent: Dude, I totally should've done it then! Stupid! Stupid!
*Trent facepalms twice*
*Cut out of confessional*
*Lindsay and Bridgette are riding*
Lindsay: Aww, Zander is so adorable!
*Lindsay pets Zander*
Lindsay: I wish I had a pet camel.
Bridgette: Be careful, they spit. Zander's a nice camel, though. Wanna go faster?
Lindsay: Yeah, I think we're in last!
Bridgette: Hold on!
*Bridgette digs her foot into Zander's side*
*Zander whinnies and runs super fast*
Bridgette: Woohoo!
Lindsay: Woah!
*Lindsay grabs onto Zander's butt*
Lindsay: This is fun!
*Lindsay and Bridgette continue riding*
*Zander passes Gwen and Trent*
Gwen: What the heck?
*Zander passes Duncan and Courtney*
Courtney: Do you know how to do that?
Duncan: Why the heck would I know?
Courtney: Well, I am not losing.
Duncan: Relax, princess. As long as we don't come in last, we're good.
*Courtney contemplates for a moment*
Courtney: Yeah, you're right. Let's do this.
*Duncan holds up hand to high five*
*Courtney high fives him*
*Courtney and Duncan continue riding*
*Cut to building point*
*Bears are building structure*
DJ: Almost done, guys.
Ezekiel: Last piece.
Justin: Here, I've got it.
*Ezekiel gives Justin the last piece*
*Cody is on top of structure*
Justin: Cody!
*Justin gives piece to Cody and he ties it to structure*
Cody: Alright!
Ezekiel: Woohoo! We're unstoppable!
*Bears all high five*
Alejandro: Nice job! I suppose second place isn't bad.
*They look at Lions' structure*
*Lions already finished*
*Justin facepalms*
Ezekiel: No need to worry, eh?
Cody: Yeah, the Wolves haven't finished yet, and I think I see the others.
*Cut to Wolves*
Harold: Okay, almost done.
*Tyler and Leshawna are on top of structure*
Harold: Tyler, move a little to your right and tie those two piece of wood together.
*Tyler begins working*
Noah: I didn't know you were so good with building.
Harold: What can I say? Crafty Steve teaches one a lot about building.
Heather: I hate to say this, but I'm actually kind of impressed.
Tyler: Done!
Leshawna: I knew we could do it!
*Chris touches down in helicopter*
Chris: Okay, now that everyone's done, it's a camel race down to the building point! I think I see the Lions!
*Lindsay and Bridgette are speeding towards building point*
Bridgette: Slow Zander down!
Lindsay: How?
Bridgette: Gently pull his tail!
*Lindsay gently pulls Zander's tail and he begins walking towards building*
Bridgette: Perfect. We've got a clean run now.
Geoff: Yeah! Go Lions! Woo!
Alejandro: See what I mean? No disadvantage can stop us.
*Lindsay and Bridgette reach building point and dismount Zander*
Geoff: Wait, how do we get him inside?
Bridgette: We've got to lure him in gently.
*Bridgette reaches up and pets Zander's head*
Bridgette: Come on, Zander.
*Zander looks at Bridgette*
*Bridgette moves backwards into shelter*
*Zander enters*
*Bridgette exits*
Geoff: Woo! Alright!
*Lions cheer*
Chris: We've got our first place winners, but which of the other two teams will move on to the second challenge. They're neck and neck!
*Wolves race Bears to the building point*
*They reach building point and dismount camel*
Gwen: Get the camel inside!
Heather: They're going to win! Someone do something!
Duncan: Is this good enough for you?
*Duncan picks up hammer and throws it at Bear's shelter*
*Bear shelter collapses*
DJ: Noooo!
*Heather laughs maniacally and high fives Duncan*
*Harold gets camel inside*
Harold: Wicked!
Chris: Wolves get second place and move on to the second challenge! Bears, you guys have a punishment to fulfill.
Justin: Who said anything about a punishment?
Chris: I did. Just now. You'll have to kick someone off after the second challenge.
*Bears groan*
Chris: Everyone else, meet me near the plane in about five hours. Chef and I are gonna go check out one of the spas. This desert sun is really not good for the skin.
*Everyone leaves except Courtney and Duncan*
Courtney: Duncan, that was so not fair!
Duncan: If it wasn't fair, Chris would've said something.
Courtney: Still, that was dirty.
Duncan: That's how I like to play.
Courtney: Well, I don't! Why don't you ever follow the rules?
Duncan: Why do you always follow them?
Courtney: We've had this conversation before, haven't we?
Duncan: I believe we have, princess.
Courtney: Shut up. I still don't like you.
Duncan: That's what they all say.
Courtney: Yeah, right.
*Courtney leaves*
*Cut to confessional*
Courtney: I do not like him. He's so annoying, unorganized, and never follows the rules, and yet, he still thinks I like him. If he accuses me of liking him one more time, I'll lose it.
*Cut to confessional*
*Slight pause*
Duncan: She likes me.
*Cut out of confessional*
*Cut to plane*
Tyler: I can't believe we've got to wait for five hours. Five hours!
Leshawna: And all because Chris needs to get his hair done. Does that boy ever get sick of himself?
Noah: I hope that's a rhetorical question.
Leshawna: It might as well be.
Duncan: I don't know about you, but I'm gonna go explore a little bit.
Geoff: Where? There's nowhere to go, man.
Duncan: I thought about paying a little visit to the restricted area.
Geoff: You mean? Chris' quarters?
Duncan: You know it, dude.
Geoff: Aw, yeah! Count me in!
Duncan: Anyone else coming?
Lindsay: Oh, I could totally use that hot tub.
Geoff: Cool.
Tyler: You know I'm going.
Leshawna: Anything's better than here.
Alejandro: I would much rather stay here. My body needs no hot tub. Is it not locked, anyway?
Duncan: I'm an experienced criminal. It's easy.
*Alejandro contemplates*
Alejandro: I'm in, bromigo.
Justin: I'm doing it.
DJ: Count me in, too.
Ezekiel: This'll be epic, yo!
Duncan: It's a party!
Courtney: No way!
Duncan: Aww, is princess scared of breaking the rules?
Courtney: What if Chris sees you in there? You could all get kicked off the show!
Duncan: Why would you care? That'd just be a free million bucks for you. Still, you're missing out.
*Duncan leans in closer*
Courtney: Fine, but only so I can make sure you guys don't do anything stupid.
*Cut ahead*
*Contestants gather at the door to Chris' quarters*
Duncan: Uh, does anyone have a paper clip or something?
DJ: Dude, you don't have one?
Justin: How are we gonna get in now?
Lindsay: I have this q-tip!
Duncan: Toss it here, Linds.
*Lindsay throws q-tip to Duncan and he catches it*
Gwen: This'll be fun.
Trent: Totally.
Courtney: Yeah, if we don't get caught.
Gwen: Aww, loosen up, Court. Have some fun for once. Remember that time you and Duncan raided the camp kitchens?
*Courtney thinks and smiles*
Courtney: I guess that was pretty fun. Fine, I'll do it.
Gwen: There's my Courtney.
*They hug*
Duncan: Yeah! Got it!
Geoff: Awesome!
*Geoff and Duncan high five*
*DJ opens the door*
Lindsay: Woohoo!
*Campers go inside except Duncan and Lindsay*
Cody: Yeah! Alright!
Duncan: By the way, here's your q-tip.
*Duncan gives Lindsay her q-tip*
Lindsay: Thanks, Duncan. You're the best.
*Lindsay hugs Duncan*
*Contestants all relax on chairs and go in hot tub*
*Cody sits at high chairs with Gwen and Trent and drinks*
Cody: Wicked party, huh?
Gwen: For sure.
Trent: Hey, Duncan! Nice going, man!
*Duncan and Trent give each other thumbs up*
Trent: You know, maybe he isn't so bad.
Gwen: You were just jealous.
Trent: That I was.
Cody: Yeah, he's not as tough as he seems. I once caught him returning Chef's keys after he lost them.
Gwen: He's a pretty good guy. Nothing beats you two, though.
Trent: Right back at you.
Cody: We rule!
*Cody raises glass*
*They toast and drink*
*Cut to confessional*
Trent: Duncan really isn't so bad. I guess I was just jealous. He's a good guy.
*Cut to confessional*
Gwen: That had to be one of the best days of my life. Even with the sucky camel race and the insane heat. I feel like everyone here's really bonded since Total Drama Island. We're all kinda like a family.
*Cut to confessional*
*Harold lies down on lawn chair*
Harold: Time to get my tan on.
Leshawna: Harold, we're inside.
Harold: Well, at least I won't get sunburned.
*DJ and Ezekiel cook sausages in the oven with sticks*
DJ: Aw, yeah. This is the life.
Ezekiel: I know, eh? Beats standing in economy class all day.
DJ: Even if we lost, this is a major plus.
Ezekiel: Yeah, and I still haven't gone home yet.
DJ: Nice work, man.
Ezekiel: Thanks, dude.
*They take sausages out*
*They toast and eat*
*Heather sits at high chairs by herself*
*Alejandro sits across from her*
Alejandro: Hola, chica.
Heather: No alliances.
Alejandro: Relax, this is no time for alliances. We're here to have fun.
Heather: Wow. Never thought I'd hear you say that.
Alejandro: I just did. This place is awesome.
*Heather smiles*
Heather: Yeah. I guess we can talk for a little bit.
*They smile at each other*
*Justin lies down an a lawn chair near a tanning light*
Justin: Oh, yeah. Chris, I'm jealous, man. This place rules.
*Cut to hot tub*
*Duncan, Courtney, Lindsay, Tyler, Geoff, Bridgette, and Noah are in hot tub*
Geoff: Dude, this has to be the best time I've had on the show yet.
Bridgette: Oh, I know, right?
*They hug*
Noah: Get a room.
Tyler: Shut up, Noah.
*Noah rolls his eyes at Tyler*
*Lindsay giggles*
Lindsay: This hot tub is so nice.
Tyler: Totally. Dude, we've gotta do this more often.
Lindsay: I know. This is so fun.
Duncan: See, princess? It's not so bad.
Courtney: We still shouldn't be here.
Duncan: Oh, come on! You're not even having a little fun? Not even a little?
*Courtney contemplates and smiles*
Courtney: Yeah, I am.
Duncan: Now that's my princess.
*Courtney and Duncan smile at each other*
*Courtney stands up*
Courtney: You know what, guys?
*Everyone turns their attention to Courtney*
Tyler: What's up?
Courtney: Screw Chris! We are having fun today!
*Everyone cheers and celebrates*
Geoff: Yeah!
*Duncan stands up*
*Courtney hugs Duncan*
Courtney: Thank you.
Duncan: My pleasure, sweetheart.
*Cut to confessional*
Courtney: Okay, that was so sweet. I can't believe I let go like that. I've gotta say, it actually was kind of fun. Okay, no. It was really fun.
*Cut out of confessional*
*Chris and Chef walk through the desert in their bathing suits*
Chef: That was one relaxing spa.
Chris: Oh, you can say that again, dude. I just hope we can get the challenge over with before it gets dark.
Chef: Yeah. We've gotta go again tonight.
Chris: I know, right?
Chef: I think those ladies at the spa took a real shine to you.
Chris: You think so?
*Chef nods*
*Chris and Chef board plane*
*Chris and Chef enter economy class*
Chef: Huh?
Chris: Hey, where are the kids?
Chef: Maybe they went to first class?
Chris: Good idea, Chef. I would've done that too if I was them.
*Chris and Chef go to first class*
Chef: Huh. No kids.
Chris: Dude, what happened to them?
Chef: They must be dead!
Chris: Maybe they got eaten by wild Moroccan snakes or something!
Chef: Or got hit by a meteor!
*Chris gasps*
Chris: Dude, our quarters!
Chef: What about them?
Chris: What if they're in there?
Chef: The door's locked, man, and you've got the keys on you.
Chris: Still, we should check.
*Chris and Chef go outside their quarters*
*Chris presses his ear against the door*
Geoff: Yeah!
Chris: Yeah, I hear noise.
Chef: Let's get 'em.
Chris: They are so gonna get it this time.
*Chris and Chef barge in*
*Everyone stops and stares at them*
*Courtney hides and sits down*
*Courtney pulls on Duncan's shorts*
*Duncan sits down and hugs her*
*Cody laughs nervously*
Justin: We're screwed.
Chris: Dude, you guys are in so much trouble! I sound like a first grade teacher.
Chef: You maggots better get your butts out of here!
Chris: Wait! I hope you know how much trouble you just caused. Thanks to you, we can't do a second challenge, which means we can't have a winner. You'll all be in economy class tonight. Plus, I was gonna throw someone out of the plane, but no! Way to ruin all my fun!
*Duncan stands up*
Duncan: It wasn't them, it was me! I started it!
Courtney: Duncan!
Chris: Yeah, whatever. Don't care. Everyone get out!
*Everyone leaves*
*Chris closes the door and locks it*
Chris: Phew. Now that that's over, want some pizza?
Chef: Don't mind if I do.
*Cut to confessional*
Chef: Those guys totally ruined a day of fun for me. I was gonna cook up some really spicy stew with those Moroccan peppers, and then go back to the spa at night. Luckily, I've got a perfect idea for revenge.
*Chef rubs his hands together and chuckles evilly*
*Cut out of confessional*
*Campers all sit in economy class*
DJ: We screwed up big time.
Geoff: No sweat, Deej. It was totally worth it.
Bridgette: Yeah, it was.
Justin: My tan is looking so much better.
Tyler: And I got to spend time with Lindsay.
Lindsay: Aww!
*Lindsay hugs Tyler and kisses him*
Cody: Dude, it was awesome.
Trent: Feels like we're not even on Total Drama anymore.
Gwen: Yup.
Noah: And that's not a problem.
Ezekiel: It was fun, eh?
Heather: Yeah.
*Heather and Alejandro smile at each other*
Alejandro: Indeed it was.
Leshawna: I don't care what Chris does.
Harold: Yeah, who cares? We're all in a good mood.
Duncan: Even princess.
*Courtney smiles and turns around*
*Courtney looks at Duncan*
*Loudspeaker blares*
Chris: Attention, campers! I have some good news and some bad news. I'll start witt the bad news. Today, no one's being thrown out the plane.
*Contestants all cheer*
Chris: Hey! That was the bad news! The good news is that Chef will host the next challenge three days from now! Isn't this fun!
*Contestants groan*
*Chris laughs*
*Loudspeaker cuts off*
*Cut to cockpit*
Chris: Hey, they deserve that, don't you think.
Chef: Next episode is gonna be fun.
Chris: Right you are, my friend. Stay tuned for the next episode, where Chef will host the challenge, and no one will break into our quarters! It's sure to be a tough episode, at least for the campers, on Total Drama Uncharted!
*Credits*
