Episode 11: Argentine Boot Camp

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Uncharted, we took an unexpected trip down into the depths of the scorching Moroccan desert instead of the freezing cold landscapes of Antarctica. Chef and I put together an improvised challenge that actually worked. Okay, it was mostly the interns, but I came up with the idea. The teams had to pick two camel riders to race the other two teams to a building point, where everyone else was trying to build an appropriate shelter. Gwen and Trent rode together and had the perfect opportunity to ask each other out, but in the end, they both chickened out. Bridgette also showed us just how good she is with animals and won the challenge easily for the Lions. The Bears and the Wolves arrived at the same time, but the Wolves were able to get their camel inside first thanks to a little sabotage, courtesy of Duncan. Hey, I approve of it, and so does Heather. Courtney didn't, though. Anyway, Chef and I left to hit the spa while the interns set up the second challenge, and the contestants ended up sneaking into the restricted area of the plane, also known as my quarters. Thanks to them, we had no second challenge and didn't get to throw a Bear out of the plane, and now, all of them are spending their nights in economy until today. Don't worry, this time, we will throw someone out of the plane, and it'll be the most dramatic elimination ceremony yet. Chef, mind taking over?

Chef: Be sure to stay tuned, you little insects! This is Total Drama Uncharted!

*Theme song*

*Campers are all in economy class*

Noah: I can't believe Chris made us all stay here.

Leshawna: Yeah. We've got a challenge today, though. Maybe we can win this one.

Alejandro: Don't get your hopes up.

*Gwen wakes up on top of Trent*

Gwen: Ah!

*Gwen pulls back*

Justin: Aww, look at you two!

Trent: Shut up.

*Cut to confessional*

Justin: Those two have got to go. I know they're making an alliance, I just know it! No alliance is gonna stand in my way. Pretty sure DJ and Zeke would vote one of them off, too.

*Cut out of confessional*

*DJ wakes up*

Ezekiel: Morning.

DJ: Morning, man.

Geoff: Dude, I don't know about you, but I still can't get over that party.

DJ: Too bad it ended.

Bridgette: It was wild. Hey, it worked out for us, though. One of you guys would've been eliminated.

Geoff: Dude, if you got eliminated, I'd be seriously bummed.

DJ: Right back at you, brother.

*They fist bump*

Justin: Didn't Chris say Chef was hosting the challenge?

Trent: Oh, yeah. He did say that.

Gwen: That can not be good.

Duncan: Yeah, man. Chef hates my guts.

Tyler: Chef hates everyone's guts, D.

Duncan: Yeah, but he's got something else on me.

Heather: Maybe it's because you piss him off all the time, huh?

Leshawna: That could be it.

Duncan: Whatever.

*Cut to confessional*

Gwen: Chef hosting today's challenge definitely means we're all in for a lot of trouble. Remember last time that psycho hosted a challenge? He dropped us in the middle of the woods and left. I still don't think Duncan and Heather are over that, either. And then there was his crazy boot camp. Won that one, though. And the second one. Yeah, we've got this.

*Cut out of confessional*

Leshawna: I just hope we can ditch this hellhole and get back to first class.

Harold: Yeah. Sleeping in economy class is causing a lot of strain on my back. Do you know what these walls are made of?

Noah: What, did you think we'd be sleeping on clouds?

Lindsay: We get to sleep on clouds?

Noah: Yeah, with pillows made of unicorn hair.

Lindsay: We should totally suggest that to Chris!

Bridgette: Yeah, right. Chris enjoys our suffering.

Courtney: He just wants ratings.

Cody: Well, he'll sure get a lot of them today. Chef's hosting the challenge. He'll make it extra hard on us.

Bridgette: I just don't get why we're back here. I mean, we did win.

Geoff: For real, man. I guess Chris was just pissed that we broke into his quarters.

Ezekiel: Yeah, but that was worth it, eh?

Justin: Oh, yeah.

DJ: Totally.

Cody: You know it.

*Loudspeaker blares*

Chris: Attention, passengers! It is now time for your challenge! Please report to the common area for challenge briefing. Chris McLean, out.

*Loudspeaker cuts off*

Courtney: Maybe he forgot about Chef?

*Cut to common area*

*Contestants all stand waiting*

Leshawna: Where is he? Can we get on with it already?

Duncan: What's the rush?

Leshawna: I wanna get this challenge over with, already.

Heather: We haven't even started yet!

Chef: You will now!

*Contestants gasp*

*Chef walks into common area*

*Contestants groan*

Chef: Aw, suck it up! You're in for a whole lot of pain, torture, and even more pain!

Duncan: Wanna bet?

Chef: And there'll be no talking back to me! Especially you.

*Chef leans in and points at Duncan*

*Duncan smiles*

*Courtney grabs him and pulls him away*

Courtney: Shut up, already!

Chef: Thank you, soldier. Now, you all know the rules. Today, you will face the toughest challenges you have ever faced in your entire lives! I won't lie, some of you may not come back alive.

*Contestants gasp*

Chef: It is up to you to decide whether you want to live or not, depending on how hard you try. You!

*Chef points at Lindsay*

Chef: You quit first again, and you will be eliminated!

*Lindsay gulps*

Lindsay: Got it.

Chef: Good. I expect a lot out of you, soldier. I expect a lot from all of you, in fact. With that, it is time for your first challenge. You will have to jump out this plane. Sadly, I miscounted the parachutes.It may or may not have been an accident. I will partner you up for this one. Cooperation skills will prove useful in the battlefield.

*Chef pulls out index card*

Chef: Lucky for you, Chris and I already randomized your partners!

*Chef laughs evilly*

*Contestants all stare at each other with worried looks*

Chef: Group one, surfer chick and geek wad.

*Chef gives parachute to Bridgette and Cody*

Chef: Group two, party boy and air head.

*Chef gives parachute to Geoff and Lindsay*

Chef: Group three, know-it-all and six string.

*Chef gives parachute to Noah and Trent*

Chef: Group four, pretty boy and delinquent.

*Chef gives parachute to Justin and Duncan*

Chef: Group five, clumsy and loudmouth.

*Chef gives parachute to Tyler and Leshawna*

Tyler: Hey!

Chef: No talking back, soldier!

Tyler: Fine.

Chef: Group six, type A and stickman.

*Chef gives parachute to Courtney and Harold*

Chef: Group seven, grim reaper and toothpick.

*Chef gives parachute to Gwen and Heather*

Chef: And finally, homeschool, brickhouse, and dead donkey.

*Chef gives parachute to Zeke, DJ, and Alejandro*

Chef: You will all jump out the plane onto the land below.

*Chef opens door*

Chef: What are you waiting for? Jump!

*Contestants all begin jumping out the plane*

*Bridgette and Cody land*

Cody: Phew.

Bridgette: That went well.

*Geoff and Lindsay are in the air*

Lindsay: Which one do I pull again?

Geoff: Uh, red? Wait, no! Blue! Wait, no!

*Lindsay pulls both wires*

Lindsay: Huh. Maybe it's broken.

Geoff: Uh-oh.

*Geoff and Lindsay crash onto the ground*

Geoff: Ooh!

*Noah and Trent land*

Noah: And I was convinced it would be a fake parachute.

Trent: Glad it wasn't.

*Duncan and Justin fight in the air*

Justin: It's the red wire!

Duncan: No, it's the blue one!

Justin: Dude, do you want to crash?

*Justin pulls red wire*

*No parachute comes out*

Duncan: I told you!

Justin: Brace for impact!

*Duncan and Justin plummet and crash*

Duncan: Oof!

*Tyler and Leshawna crash*

Leshawna: Oof!

Tyler: That wasn't so bad.

Leshawna: Could've been worse.

Tyler: Not even a scratch!

*Courtney and Harold land on them*

Harold: Sweet! Oh, sorry, Leshawna.

Leshawna: No harm done.

*Tyler squeals in pain*

*Gwen and Heather crash*

Heather: Ahh! I knew we shouldn't have listened to you!

Gwen: You're the one who pulled the red wire!

*Heather and Gwen snarl at each other*

*DJ, Zeke, and Alejandro land perfectly*

Alejandro: Nice work, guys!

*DJ and Zeke high five*

*Plane lands and Chef exits*

Chef: I see you have all made it out alive. Good, but the real challenge begins soon! It will be very challenging, and we will not stop until one of the seventeen of you drops out. After that, it'll be a tournament between the remaining sixteen to see who the real champion is. That champion will win the game for their team and gain immunity. In the final round,

*Chef snickers evilly*

Chef: Prepare for one of your butts to leave us today.

*Cut ahead*

*Contestants all stand on mountain*

Chef: Your first challenge awaits you. Remember, we do not stop until one of you drops out. The remaining sixteen will all fight each other for the win for their team. Your first task is simple. Each team will have to lift an emu. It's perfectly safe. The emus are tied up. First one to take their hands off will be out of the challenge and cause their team to end up one member short.

*Chris walks in carrying an emu on his back*

Chris: Are you sure you wanna go through with this, man?

Chef: Oh, yeah. Bring two more in, would you?

*Chris sighs*

*Contestants laugh*

Chris: Hey, it's hard work, you know.

*Cut ahead*

*Chef stands next to three emus*

Chef: Some of you might remember having to hold up canoes. This is just like that time, except a lot harder. If these emus break loose, you'd better hide.

*Chef snickers*

*Cut ahead*

*Teams all carry emus on top of them*

DJ: Dude, this is seriously screwed up.

*Gwen leans in and whispers*

Gwen: Yeah, but then again, so is Chef.

Chef: Do I hear talking?

DJ: No, sir!

Chef: Good.

*Chef sips lemonade on lawn chair*

*Chris sets up lawn chair*

Chris: You're so gonna get it for making me carry all those emus.

Chef: Yeah, well, now you know how I feel, man.

*Chris thinks for a moment*

Chris: Huh. I guess you're right.

Lindsay: I don't know if I can hold on much longer.

Bridgette: Lindsay, don't!

Geoff: Yeah, you know what happens if you quit first again.

Bridgette: If you went home, that'd suck big time for us.

Alejandro: Keep your eyes on the prize, Lindsay.

Geoff: Yeah, man.

Bridgette: If you last until the next challenge, there will be a mascara sale at the mall.

*Lindsay smiles*

Lindsay: Oh, it's on.

Chef: Quit the pep talk!

*Cut to confessional*

Bridgette: It's pretty easy, really. Just motivate them with something they're really passionate about. Take Geoff for example. Just tell him we'll throw a party if he does something, and he'll do it right away. Lindsay's pretty easy to work with, too.

*Cut out of confessional*

Harold: I don't think my arms are cut out for this.

Chef: Suck it up, soldier!

*Leshawna's stomach rumbles*

Leshawna: Ooh…

Ezekiel: Aw, man! I can't do this anymore!

Trent: Aw, dude!

Cody: We need you!

Justin: Don't leave!

*Ezekiel falls forward to the ground*

Ezekiel: Aww…

Chef: We've got a quitter! Get back to the plane, soldier. We'll meet you when we're done with the challenge.

*Teams set down their emus*

Ezekiel: Sorry, guys.

Trent: Don't worry about it.

*Cut to confessional*

Ezekiel: Kinda sucks that I have to wait on the plane, but at least I won't have to compete. Chef's probably gonna make them do some wild stunts, eh? I could be voted out, though.

*Cut out of confessional*

Chef: Now it's time for the ultimate tournament to see who the ultimate champion and ultimate losers will be.

Chris: Oh, I've gotta see this.

*Cut ahead to a ranch*

*Two pillars tower over a mud pit*

Chef: Welcome to this ranch next to Mount Aconcagua. For this challenge, you will have to climb one of the two pillars in the mud pit and fight… each other.

*Chris and Chef snicker*

Chef: Lucky for you, we picked teams.

Chris: Again!

*Chris and Chef snicker*

Courtney: Oh, get on with it, already!

Chef: Here are your weapons.

*Chef and Chris hand contestants bones*

Harold: Bones? Again?

Noah: I guess they're finally running out of ideas.

Chef: If you fall off your pillar before the other person, you will be eliminated. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like losing, now would you?

*Chris pulls out index card and gives it to Chef*

Chris: Why don't you begin, Chef?

*Chef snickers*

Chef: First up, DJ and Harold!

Harold: Awesome!

Duncan: Just don't lose this for us, four eyes.

*Cut ahead to pillar*

DJ: Harold, if I knock you off, don't take it personally.

Harold: No worries.

*Chef blows air horn*

Chef: Go!

*Harold Swings at DJ*

*DJ blocks Harold's swing*

DJ: Woah!

Harold: All those years at karate are about to pay off, DJ!

*Harold and DJ start fighting each other*

*Harold and DJ block each other's shots*

Leshawna: Come on, Harold!

Gwen: Go, Deej!

*Cut to confessional*

Trent: I love how supportive Gwen is of everyone. It's just one of many things. I guess I should probably hurry up and ask her out, seeing as today is an elimination challenge and all.

*Cut to confessional*

Gwen: Now's a better time than ever to ask Trent out, but I keep backing off at the last minute. I can't psych myself out anymore. I've just gotta do it before something happens. Who knows if we'll have a chance after the season's over?

*Cut out of confessional*

Trent: Yeah, go DJ!

*Gwen looks up at Trent*

*They smile at each other*

*Harold swings low*

*DJ jumps and Harold loses balance*

*Harold falls into the mud*

*Wolves groan*

*Bears cheer*

DJ: Yeah!

Chef: DJ stays in the game for the Bears! Harold, you are eliminated!

*Cut to confessional*

Harold: Okay, so I've had better moments. I guess I gotta go chill in the plane with Zeke until it's over. Kinda like that one episode in season one.

*Cut out of confessional*

Chef: It is now time for round number two! Geoff and Noah!

*Cut ahead*

*Geoff and Noah stand on platforms*

*Lions cheer*

Bridgette: Go, Geoff! Go!

Lindsay: Woohoo!

*Wolves cheer*

Tyler: Yeah! Yeah!

*Chef blows air horn*

Chef: Begin!

*Noah swings at Geoff*

*Geoff narrowly blocks Noah's hit*

Geoff: Woah.

*Geoff pushes forward and pushes Noah backward*

Noah: Eat my bone!

*Noah swings and Geoff blocks it*

Geoff: Dude, you've gotta watch what you're saying.

*Noah pulls back and swings at Geoff*

*Noah knocks Geoff off*

Geoff: Ahhhhhh!

*Geoff lands in mud*

Bridgette: Geoff!

*Wolves cheer*

Alejandro: Aw, man!

Lindsay: Hey, don't worry. The three of us are still in.

Alejandro: I suppose you are right.

*Cut to confessional*

Geoff: Losing to Noah kinda sucked, man. Hey, I still have faith in my team, though. Bridge, Linds, and Alejandro can totally win without me. Also, props to DJ for winning.

*Cut out of confessional*

Chef: Now, it is time for round three. Leshawna and Trent!

*Cut ahead*

*Leshawna and Trent stand on pillars*

Leshawna: Sorry about this, buddy, but I'm going all the way.

Trent: We'll see about that, Shawnie.

Gwen: You can do this, Trent!

*Trent looks down and smiles*

*Chef sounds air horn*

Chef: Fight!

Leshawna: Ahhh!

*Leshawna swings hard at Trent*

Trent: Huh?

*Leshawna knocks Trent off*

Leshawna: Ha!

Trent: Ahhhh!

*Trent lands in the mud*

DJ: Aww!

Gwen: Trent!

Trent: I'm good.

*Trent exits*

Chef: The Bears are now down to four members. DJ is still guaranteed a spot in the next round. Trent has been eliminated.

Gwen: You good?

Trent: Yeah, don't worry about me. Win this thing for the team, Gwen. I'll be cheering for you on the plane.

Cody: Dude, you can't see what's going on.

Trent: Yeah, well, I'm still rooting for you guys.

*Trent points at Gwen*

Trent: I'd better not see you walk into that plane.

Gwen: Don't worry. You won't.

*Cut to confessional*

Trent: Aww, darn it! That was another wasted chance. After the challenge, I'll do it. I'll just find the guts to do it and get it over with, already.

*Cut out of confessional*

Chef: Round four is now underway. Alejandro and Justin!

*Cut to confessional*

Alejandro: This just got interesting.

*Cut to confessional*

Justin: Time to prove who the real hot guy is.

*Cut out of confessional*

*Justin and Alejandro stand on pillars*

Alejandro: Sorry, bromigo. You're going down.

*Chef sounds air horn*

Chef: Go!

*Justin and Alejandro block each other's shot and push forward*

Justin: You won't win!

Alejandro: In your dreams, pretty boy!

*They continue fighting*

Justin: You're just a ripoff me!

Alejandro: And you're an inferior me!

*They continue fighting*

Justin: You might have Heather's trust, but I've got everyone else's. Sorry, Al.

*Justin kicks Alejandro in the nuts*

Alejandro: Ooh!

*Alejandro holds on in pain*

*Chris and Chef howl with laughter*

*Contestants gasp*

Cody: Nice going, Al!

*Cody starts laughing*

*Heather gasps*

Heather: Alejandro!

*Justin cackles evilly*

*Justin knocks Alejandro off*

*Alejandro lands in mud*

Justin: Oh, yeah. The original is always the best.

Chef: Aw, nuts!

*Chris and Chef howl with laughter*

*Duncan howls with laughter*

Courtney: You are sick.

*Cut to confessional*

Alejandro: I guess I was wrong. Note to self, when the teams merge, get rid of Justin.

*Cut out of confessional*

Chef: With that, the Lions have lost two of their four members. Next up, Heather and Cody!

*Cut ahead*

*Heather and Cody stand on pillars*

Heather: Ha! This is a joke, right?

Cody: Hey!

*Chef sounds air horn*

Chef: Fight!

*Cody swings*

*Heather grabs bone*

Heather: Is that all you've got?

*Cody kicks Heather's bone out of her hand*

Heather: No!

Cody: Ha!

*Cody and Heather wrestle for bone*

*Heather pulls hard*

*Heather gets bone and Cody falls forward off the pillar*

Cody: Ahhhh!

*Cody lands in mud*

*Heather blows raspberry*

*Cut to confessional*

Cody: Well, I'm out. It's not like I wanna play Chef's games, anyway. Heather's lucky Sierra's not here anymore.

*Cody shudders*

Cody: That would've been bad.

*Cut out of confessional*

Chef: Heather gets herself into the next round! We've only got three rounds to go. Next, we have Tyler and Bridgette!

Tyler: Aw, yeah!

*Cut ahead*

*Tyler and Bridgette stand on pillars*

*Chef sounds air horn*

Chef: Begin!

Bridgette: Ha!

*Bridgette swings at Tyler*

*Bridgette hits Tyler*

Tyler: Woah!

*Tyler is knocked off and grabs onto pillar*

*Bridgette swings bone down and almost hits Tyler's fingers*

Tyler: Ah!

*Tyler pulls himself up and dodges swing*

Duncan: Come on, Tyler! Hit her, already!

Tyler: I don't wanna hit a girl!

Bridgette: Trust me, it's cool.

*Bridgette swings and hits Tyler in the face*

Chris: Ooh!

*Tyler falls onto pillar*

*Tyler gets up and knocks Bridgette's bone out of her hand*

*Tyler swings and misses*

*Tyler falls forward and hits Bridgette*

*Bridgette falls*

Bridgette: Woah!

*Bridgette lands in mud*

Tyler: Huh? I won? Aw, yeah!

*Cut to confessional*

Bridgette: I guess it's all down to Lindsay now. I'm not holding a grudge against Tyler, or anything, though. She can win this.

*Cut out of confessional*

Chef: Round six, Courtney and Lindsay!

Courtney: Oh, this'll be fun.

*Cut ahead*

*Courtney and Lindsay are on pillars*

Lindsay: Courtney, if I knock you off, can we still be friends?

Courtney: We never were friends. It's just a game, anyway.

*Chef sounds air horn*

Chef: Go!

*Courtney swings*

*Lindsay blocks it*

Lindsay: Phew!

Courtney: Don't let your guard down.

*Courtney strikes again and Lindsay blocks*

Duncan: Yeah! Go, Courtney!

Tyler: Woo! Yeah, Lindsay!

Noah: Who's side are you on, anyway?

Tyler: Ours, but I mean, it's kinda hard not to cheer for Lindsay.

Noah: True. Unless you're Duncan.

Duncan: What's that supposed to mean?

Noah: Nothing.

*Duncan eyes him and walks away*

*Courtney strikes and Lindsay blocks*

Courtney: Oh, come on! Fight back!

Lindsay: Okay.

*Lindsay swings and hits Courtney*

*Courtney falls*

Courtney: Ahhhh!

*Courtney lands in mud*

Duncan: Too bad, Court. Could've joined me in the next round.

Chef: Speaking of the next round, you and Gwen are up, delinquent!

*Cut to confessional*

Courtney: That, that was embarrassing. I wish I got to see Duncan and Gwen fight each other. That would've been funny.

*Cut out of confessional*

*Duncan and Gwen are standing on pillars*

*Chef sounds air horn*

Chef: Fight!

Gwen: We're not gonna get all competitive, are we?

Duncan: Absolutely not. I'll still destroy you, though.

Gwen: It's on.

*Duncan and Gwen swing and block each other*

Duncan: Hope you like mud, pasty.

Gwen: Really?

*Gwen kicks Duncan in the shin*

Duncan: Ahh!

*Gwen swings and knocks Duncan off*

Duncan: Woah!

*Duncan lands in mud*

*Chris laughs*

Chef: That's it for the second challenge! The next part will take place here in ten minutes.

*Cut to confessional*

Duncan: Well, didn't expect to lose like that, but I bet I could score it with Courtney on the plane.

*Duncan winks*

*Cut out of confessional*

*Cut to plane*

*Campers are all in economy*

*Duncan walks in*

Trent: Dude, you lost?

Courtney: I can't believe you let Gwen beat you.

Cody: Gwen beat you?

Duncan: Shut it.

Trent: Hey, dude, can we talk for a sec?

Duncan: Alright.

*Trent and Duncan go into the cargo hold*

Trent: It's about Gwen. I'm thinking about asking her out and stuff.

Duncan: Go for it, man. Not my problem.

Trent: Seriously?

Duncan: Heck, yeah, man. She likes you, too, man. I thought it was pretty obvious.

Trent: Huh.

Duncan: Dude, you are so clueless.

Trent: Well, at least I know now.

Duncan: You only live once. All I'm saying.

*Duncan leaves*

*Duncan sits next to Courtney*

Courtney: I can't believe you lost it for us.

Duncan: Relax, the others can pull us through.

*Courtney sighs*

Courtney: I sure hope so.

*Cut to mountain*

Chef: It is now time for the next challenge. Only eight of you remain. In this challenge, you will attempt to ride an emu for longer than your opponent does.

Leshawna: Ha! That's easy!

Chef: And just for fun, you'll be riding the same emu! And, it'll be greased! And, we untied the emu!

*Chef holds up rope and sets it on the floor next to him*

*Contestants groan*

*Chris laughs*

Chris: Dude, I wish I came up with that one.

Chef: Should be fun. First up, DJ and Tyler!

*Cut ahead*

*DJ and Tyler stand next to emu*

DJ: Dude, is this legal?

Tyler: I don't know, bro.

Noah: Pretty sure you don't wanna know, either.

Chef: No, you really don't.

*Chris and Chef snicker*

Chef: When I sound the air horn, you may mount the emu.

*Tyler and DJ get ready*

*Chef sounds air horn*

*Tyler and DJ jump onto emu*

*Emu screams and begins running frantically*

*Tyler and DJ scream*

Tyler: Woah!

*Tyler begins slipping*

Tyler: Uh-oh.

*Tyler slides backwards and almost falls off*

*Tyler grabs onto emu's butt*

Tyler: Sick!

*Emu continues running*

*Emu stops abruptly*

*DJ is flung off*

DJ: Ahhhhh!

*DJ hits dirt*

*Tyler is thrust forward onto emu's body and holds on*

Chef: Tyler beats out DJ and gets a spot in the semi-final!

DJ: Aww…

*Cut ahead*

*Gwen and Noah are standing next to emu*

Chef: Gwen and Noah will kick off round two.

*Chef sounds air horn*

Chef: Go!

*Gwen and Noah jump onto emu*

*Emu screams and starts running*

Gwen: Ah! Slow down!

Noah: I don't think he speaks English!

*Gwen leans forward and holds onto emu's neck*

Noah: Uh-oh.

*Emu keeps running*

*Noah flies off and hits dirt*

Noah: Oof!

Chef: You are eliminated! Two rounds left.

*Cut ahead*

*Lindsay and Leshawna stand next to emu*

Leshawna: Sorry, girlfriend, but you're going down.

Lindsay: Oh, I don't think so.

Leshawna: It's on.

*Leshawna and Lindsay fist bump*

Chef: Leshawna and Lindsay, you two will participate in round three.

*Chef sounds air horn*

Chef: Go!

*Leshawna and Lindsay jump onto emu*

*Emu screams and begins running*

Lindsay: Woah!

Leshawna: Slow down!

*Emu starts bucking and continues running*

*Leshawna and Lindsay hold on*

Lindsay: Ahhh!

*Emu runs in circles*

*Leshawna and Lindsay gag*

*Leshawna is thrown off emu*

*Leshawna hits dirt*

*Lindsay falls off*

*Lindsay stands up*

Lindsay: Oh, I don't feel so good.

*Lindsay throws up*

*Chris chuckles*

Chris: Nice.

Chef: Round four, Heather and Justin!

*Cut ahead*

*Heather and Justin stand next to emu*

Justin: Huh, this should be fun.

Heather: Don't get your hopes up. I will crush you.

*Cut to confessional*

Heather: I am going to destroy him for what he did to Alejandro.

*Heather pauses and realizes what she said*

Heather: Not because I care, because I don't. I just wanted to go against him in the final round and win.

*Cut out of confessional*

*Chef sounds air horn*

Chef: Begin!

*Heather and Justin jump onto emu*

*Emu starts running and Heather and Justin hold on*

Heather: Woah!

Justin: Slipping already?

*Emu begins bucking and continues running*

*Emu runs near Chris and Chef*

*Justin sees rope on the floor next to Chef*

*Emu runs past and Justin takes rope*

*Justin ties himself onto the emu*

Justin: Consider yourself toast.

Heather: Oh, I don't think so.

*Heather reaches into her pocket*

*Cut to confessional*

*Heather holds up Duncan's knife*

Heather: I knew I'd find a use for this.

*Heather snickers evilly*

*Cut out of confessional*

*Heather pulls out knife and holds it near the rope*

*Justin is relaxing and not holding on*

Justin: Huh?

*Heather cuts rope*

*Justin falls off*

Heather: Ha!

*Heather flies off and crashes*

Justin: Oh, come on!

Chef: Justin is eliminated. Only four contestants remain. Two challenges left.

*Cut ahead*

*Remaining four contestants stand on mountain*

Chef: This next challenge will only eliminate one of you. The remaining three will go on to compete in the final round. For this challenge, you must jump off this mountain into the pool of water we have installed.

*Camera shows large pool of water at the base of the mountain*

Gwen: At least it's an easy target.

Chef: The pool itself isn't the target. You will need to aim for the center of the pool, which is marked with a buoy. The contestant who lands farthest away from the center will be eliminated. Any questions?

Heather: Isn't this the exact same thing as the cliff jumping challenge?

Chef: It's pretty similar, only a million times harder.

*Chef chuckles*

Chef: Now, let us begin. Tyler, you're first up.

*Tyler approaches the edge of the cliff and looks down*

Tyler: I don't know if I can do this.

Chef: You can chicken out if you want, but you will be eliminated.

*Tyler gulps*

Heather: Suck it up, Tyler.

Tyler: Not helping, Heather.

*Lindsay approaches Tyler*

*Lindsay hugs Tyler*

Lindsay: You can do it, Tyler.

Tyler: I'm not sure.

Lindsay: We'll do it together.

*Tyler smiles*

*Lindsay smiles*

*They kiss*

Gwen: Get on with it, already!

Tyler: Alright. Three, two, one, jump!

*Tyler and Lindsay jump together*

*Lindsay lands near buoy*

*Tyler crashes into buoy*

Tyler: Aww!

Lindsay: Oh my gosh, Tyler!

Chef: Would you look at that? Looks like Tyler's pretty much secured himself a spot in the final challenge. Lindsay got close, too. I doubt you two could beat that.

Gwen: Not if I can help it.

*Gwen approaches cliff*

*Gwen jumps*

Gwen: Ahhhhhh!

*Gwen lands between edge of pool and buoy*

Gwen: Crap.

Heather: Ha!

Chef: It's all down to you, soldier. Lindsay and Tyler have both made it to the final round. If you make this, Gwen will lose, and the Bears will be eliminated.

Heather: Get ready, Chef.

*Heather runs*

*Heather trips and falls of the edge*

Chef: Uh-oh.

Heather: Ahhhhhh!

*Heather lands in water near the edge of the pool*

Heather: Phew!

Gwen: Ha! Suck it, Heather.

Heather: Aw, crap!

*Chef flies down in helicopter*

Chef: Time for the final round. All three teams are down to one member, but only one will win it for their team.

*Cut ahead*

*Chef and three remaining contestants stand on top of the mountain*

Chef: Your final challenge is a race down this mountain. You will be racing individually and using greased toboggans.

*Chef chuckles*

*Contestants gasp*

Chef: You will all begin at the same time and start racing down the mountain, which Chris and I have rigged with some… surprises.

*Chef snickers*

Chef: The first one to make it down the mountain will win immunity for their team. The last one will lose, and they will be eliminated, and everyone will hate them.

*Chef starts cackling uncontrollably*

Chef: You may report to your toboggans.

*Cut ahead*

*Contestants are sitting on toboggans*

Chef: And…

*Contestants get ready*

Chef: Go!

*Chef sounds air horn*

*Contestants begin and start sliding down mountain*

*Lindsay turns and avoids rock*

*Tyler uses rock as a ramp and lands*

*Gwen dodges explosives*

Gwen: This is not happening!

Lindsay: Woohoo! This is fun!

*Lindsay sets off explosive and goes flying*

Lindsay: Ahhhhh!

*Lindsay lands and continues sliding*

Tyler: Wicked stunts!

*Lindsay blushes*

*Gwen catches up*

*All three race neck and neck*

*Chef stands at the base of mountain watching*

Chef: They're getting close! Who's gonna win it all!

*Gwen dodges explosives*

*Tyler dodges rock*

*Lindsay runs over nails*

Lindsay: Ahh!

*Tyler crashes into a rock and goes flying*

Tyler: Ahhhhh!

*Tyler lands past finish line and crashes*

Tyler: Aw!

*Tyler's toboggan slides down mountain and hits him in the nuts*

Tyler: Ahhh!

*Lindsay and Gwen race*

Chef: Tyler wins it for the Wolves!

*Tyler celebrates and falls over*

*Lindsay and Gwen are neck and neck*

*Lindsay gulps*

*Lindsay crosses finish line millisecond before Gwen*

Chef: That's a race! Lindsay gets second and Gwen loses it for the Bears!

Gwen: Aw, man!

Lindsay: Woohoo!

Chef: Tyler, congratulations, soldier. You are a real champion.

Tyler: Thank you, sir!

*Chef walks away*

Tyler: Woohoo!

*Cut to confessional*

Justin: I'm voting off one of the two lovebirds tonight. They obviously like each other and probably made an alliance already, so it's time for them to go.

*Cut to confessional*

Cody: I think we're voting Zeke off. He's the one that quit first. I guess Gwen's probably a target, too, for losing it in the end, though.

*Cut out of confessional*

*Cut to plane*

*Gwen approaches Trent outside bathroom*

Gwen: You wanted to talk?

Trent: Yeah. That alright with you?

Gwen: Sure. What's up?

Trent: I've got to tell you something. Something I've been waiting to do for a while now.

Gwen: Is this what I think it is?

*Gwen smiles*

Trent: I don't know. What're you thinking?

Gwen: Are you gonna ask me out?

Trent: Maybe. What would you say if I did?

*Trent smiles*

Gwen: I'd say… maybe.

*Trent chuckles*

Trent: Well, then. Gwen, will you go out with me when the show's over?

*Gwen smiles*

Gwen: Maybe.

*Trent pushes Gwen playfully*

Trent: Aw, come on! Give me an answer!

*Gwen laughs*

Gwen: Yes! Yes, I'll go out with you!

Trent: Aw, yeah!

*Trent and Gwen hug*

Gwen: You have no idea how long I've been waiting for you to ask me.

Trent: Aren't you glad I did, then?

Gwen: Yup.

*Trent and Gwen smile at each other and lean in*

*Trent and Gwen kiss*

*Cut to economy class*

*Justin approaches Cody*

Cody: What's up, man?

Justin: I want you to vote for Gwen with me tonight.

Cody: No way, man. I'd never vote Gwen off.

Justin: Dude, she and Trent are practically married! They'll turn on you whenever they can, trust me!

Cody: Nuh-uh. No way.

Justin: I heard them talking about you, you know. They were saying some terrible things. Like how you're annoying and are actually a lot less cool than you act.

*Cody stares at Justin*

Cody: Wait, they said that?

Justin: Oh, yeah. Plus, they obviously like each other. They'll form an alliance without you and vote you off when you least expect it.

Cody: Huh.

Justin: Trust me. It's for your own good.

*Cut to confessional*

Justin: Yeah, so that was a lie.

*Justin chuckles evilly*

*Cut to confessional*

Duncan: I saw what Justin was doing with Cody. That pretty boy thinks he can get away with anything. He's gotta be more careful than that. Trust me, I'm the real king of this game. Not Justin, not Alejandro, and not anyone else.

*Duncan pulls out knife and stabs the wall*

Duncan: Oh, and Heather thought I didn't notice that she stole my knife. I noticed, alright. Nothing gets past me, and I'm going all the way to the end.

*Duncan cackles evilly*

*Cut out of confessional*

*Cut to elimination ceremony*

Chris: Well, I can say that today was definitely an interesting episode. Justin, kicking Alejandro in the coconuts and sending him flying? Awesome! Sadly, you lost to a girl on the emus. Trent, you probably had the quickest loss in a challenge out of anyone on the history of this show. Nice going. Gwen, you got close, but lost it for your team in the end. DJ, you lost to the clumsiest guy on the show, and Zeke, you lost first and lowered your team's chances at winning.

*Chris chuckles*

Chris: This is gonna be fun.

*Cut to confessional*

*Trent stamps Zeke*

*Cut to confessional*

*DJ stamps Gwen*

*Cut to confessional*

*Cody thinks*

Cody: Ah, stupid game!

*Cut out of confessional*

Chris: Okay, the votes have been cast.

*Chef wheels in pretzels*

Chris: I'll admit, this one's kind of a shock. Pretzels go to Cody, DJ, Justin, and Trent.

*Chris throws pretzels*

Chris: Only two left. You two were the only ones who received any votes tonight.

*Suspense and stuff*

Chris: The final bag of pretzels goes to…

*Suspense and stuff*

Chris: Ezekiel!

*Chris throws pretzels*

Ezekiel: Aw, sweet!

Gwen: What?

Trent: Wait, how is that possible? We had at least three votes on her side!

*Cody sweats nervously*

Cody: Aww, my bad! I… I voted against her.

*Contestants gasp*

Trent: Dude, why?

Cody: Why should you care? You think I'm annoying and uncool.

Trent: Not at all!

*Cody looks at Trent*

Cody: Wait a second.

*Cody glares at Justin*

*Justin picks at his shirt nervously*

*Justin laughs nervously*

Gwen: It's fine. Don't worry about it. It wasn't your fault.

Chris: You might wanna have this, by the way.

*Chris throws parachute at Gwen*

*Gwen looks at Trent*

Gwen: Don't lose.

Trent: Will do. I'll miss you, Gwen.

Gwen: I'll miss you, too.

*Gwen and Trent hug*

Gwen: See you, Cody.

*Gwen hugs Cody*

*Gwen approaches door*

*Gwen looks back and smiles at Trent*

Chris: Oh, get on with it, already!

Gwen: Whatever you say.

*Gwen turns around and jumps*

Gwen: Ahhhhh!

Trent: Aw, man.

Cody: Sorry, dude.

Trent: I'm not mad at you. Trust me.

Chris: Ooh, tension!

*Chris chuckles*

Chris: Well, you all made it. Catch you later.

*Cut to cockpit*

Chris: So ends another dramatic episode! Stay tuned to see even more tension on the next exciting episode! How will Trent and Cody fare without Gwen? Will someone else jump out the plane and leave us for good? Will Justin somehow manage to actually get a contestant out without getting a bunch of hate for it? Will Duncan rise up to his statement and win? Will he and Courtney make out already? All the answers might just be answered next time on Total Drama Uncharted!

*Credits*