Start with Kakarita's (pov)
8am kakarita wakes up and gets dressed and then leaves for on her way to chichi with everyone else sleep in the
house,after 2 minutes she makes it to chichi's house she then knocks on the door,hello chichi are you home?chichi opens the door yes I'm home
what do you want?i want you to come to golena and gohan's party,gohan I thought he was turned into a woman just like you?he was this gohan
came from a different dimension along with his wife,ok fine,chichi they both kinda hate you including goten but I wanna give you a chance to
connect with them they did come from you originally,ok where is this going to be held?at the look out,ok I'll see if I can get a ride from
bulma,chichi let's set this behind us and not fight anymore we may not be married but let's still be friends stretching her hand out to
chichi,friends with you I might have to think about that as she shakes kakarita's hand,was that sarcasm?you bet it was,ok your on I'll have
something soon enough nice talking with you chichi I gotta go before something happens,ok bye,this time kakarita used instant transmission to
get home it's only been 10 minutes it looks like everyone is sleeping as she walked out of the room she ran into golena ow I didn't even know
someone was up,mom why did you leave me out lately? You been busy with school and I didn't wanna bother you,ok I'm coming next
time,definitely I have no problem with that,it's settled then,yes,ok I'm off,where are you going?none of your business it's best you don't know
ok,uuhh fine, kakarita then teleports to the kami's place,hey dende how is the preparation going?we're almost done,perfect we're on
track,kakarita my brothers don't want you to come to namek for no reason,I understand sorry bout that I'm off once again dende tell me popo I
said hi she then teleported once again hey vegeta,hey I'm in the middle of getting dressed what do you want?I'll wait go ahead[it's weird I'm
looking the other way but I can't help looking I don't know if I can keep this relationship ship like this for long I'm really starting to be attracted
to him]are you done vegeta,yes now what you want?i want you to break your shell,you don't mean what I think you're talking about right?yes I
mean that, never they'll never take me serious again,nice change of pace isn't,come on i don't wanna sing around people hell I rarely sing around
you,look vegeta if you do this I'll do whatever you want for a whole day,anything huh ok now I'm interested[i hope it's not perverted]sing a few
songs no rap,why can't I rap,because it's too explicit and it's not singing,damn ok I can pick the songs right?sorry you can't pick the songs,fuck
ok anything else,vegeta i'm sorry I've been avoiding you lately she runs up and hugs him and kisses him on the cheek I gotta go bye and she
teleported away wow she really does care but does this mean she has feelings now?hm Meanwhile at the kame house:hello krillin Master Roshi?
yeah good to see someone here krillin what do you have for entertainment,oh gave that job over to bulma too expensive,krillin you dumbass do
you know what bulma tend to do?she girls up every thing she's gonna pick something horrible that no one likes but her please do something
about this?ok I will get the good movies right,yes thank you I knew I can trust you krillin before I go I have to see a certain someone first go into
the other room krillin,ok you don't have to tell me twice,master roshi!oh hi kakarita,master roshi despite me being mean I still care a lot for you
you are my mentor and you helped raise me I'm forever grateful but I don't like the things you do I hate that we always have to hurt you and
threaten you to get you to stop your perverted practices surely you've been beaten enough,hehe look master roshi gohan and golena's party is
tomorrow bring your swimming trunks and you better listen to me master or not if you try anything perverted I will kill you I wouldn't hold back
I'm a saiyan not a human so if anybody you normally bother and get beat up by they can't kill you but I kakarita can no other women can kill you
except 18 golena and kefla including myself other than that have fun master oh wait no perverted presents,too late I already did,what is it?
lingerie and video game,ok that's not so bad what about the video game? it's something random I came across all I know it says 17 plus for what
reason I don't know,ok your story checks out she then hugs roshi don't get any ideas ok or that will be your life,he nodded,ok I'm off she then
teleports back home,hi everyone what's with the long faces?it's 10 am too early echoed everyone,kakarita then runs up and slaps everyone in the
face,ok we're up don't have to be so mean said everyone,look saiyans aren't supposed to be lazy and I'm busy and I need help ok so let's go
move out hold on to me she then teleports to a restaurant and they handed everyone multiple things of food kakarita then took the food from
every person and teleported the food to the look out here dende that's all it should be enough for the party she then teleports back to where she
left everyone and teleports them back home,you guys can do whatever you want now,good we're all going back to sleep,kefla do you wanna fight
me?no I wanna go back to sleep,gohan?no look I got something for you to do since your so bored,what's that?go on a date with vegeta,really are
so seriously asking me this?yes do it it shouldn't be a dull moment with vegeta around right?argh,do it for me mom ok?fine she then changes her
clothes and int's to capsule corp vegeta? Oh hey beautiful,vegeta do you even know why I'm here?no,it's because of gohan asking me to go on a
date with you are you ready? give me a moment[good that boy came through for me afterall]he quickly changed into a nice collar shirt and a
leather jacket I'm ready ok let's go,why aren't you flying?we're gonna walk vegeta,he then holds her hand and walks off along with her they
spend 3 hours walking in and out of places talking along the way hey do you want something to eat?no veggie I'm not hungry,hey theirs a park
near by why don't we stop and take a break,the first bench they found they sat down,vegeta I wanna know what made you care?huh,idiot why do
you care about me?it started with the defeat of cell you dying actually hurt me and I was depressed but I never felt attracted to you so I wasn't in
love with you I have lost a friend who I was really horrible to to see you again during the tournament made me happy I wanted to fight you again
and prove my worth but with Majin Buu and babbiti things changed and I went back to my old ways for a while then after I died I understanded
what made you you especially after you've beaten kid buu I came to respect you as a person and called you a friend instead of just a rival when
you and gohan was changed I was just surprised but at the same time I wasn't because I know how badly they want revenge on us but obviously
it was mainly you and gohan I was mentally trapped in lalaland when my mind became normal once again I just thought of the opportunities of
what could be especially as bulma cheated on me so I was hurt and since you became a woman I thought about it I respected you before yes but
I didn't like you until the change which scared me because I caught feelings for you I thought in the beginning it could of been the same as
before when I didn't like you and didn't have to be around you but I quickly ruled that out more time went on I found myself more attracted to
you so after short amount of time I caved into my instinct after being around you for less then a hour which was about the time I abandoned my
plan and you questioned me about my motives I told the truth but all this happened between seconds of each other I just gave up on my plan but
like 5 seconds later you question me about my motives right after I abandoned plan that timing though but all that time I spent with you that day
I began to love you I answered your question,kakarita then runs up to vegeta and hugs him and kisses him on the lips,now I'm embarrassed
ugh,don't be I'm proud of you vegeta you've truly become a better person,thanks for the compliment,don't mention it you earned it,kakarita do
you return my feelings?i don't know sorry,your fusion admitted it why can't you,ok yes I have feelings for you but I'm not sure of them,it's alright
since I know now I won't bother you because of them,vegeta?shut up woman leave me alone and he started to fly away vegeta this doesn't mean
I don't love you! Then what is it? I'm just not sure in my feelings I know I love you though,just admit it your fusion which isn't entirely you
admitted it so can you I know golena doesn't have feelings for me nor does kefla so I know that was coming from you,ok fine I find it strange and
embarrassing to admit the truth that I love you making me unsure about my feelings okay vegeta just give me some time I'm not rejecting
you,fine where do you wanna go next?out back,ok let's go hey vegeta let's make a bet?like what?if you can't out eat me you have to be a girl for
a year and your not allowed to fight unless someone needs you to fuse with I'm not gonna lose your on,excuse me how may I take your
order?yes we want 6 of every thing,are you serious said the waiter who was shocked,yes,ok your order will be done in a hour and the waiter
walks away 1hour later:the waiter comes out with the food and sets it down,ready vegeta?ready the both of them starts chowing down cleaning
out plate after plate and bowl after bowl,10 minutes later How can you beat me your a woman?i'm still a saiyan,damn it ugh I take that back can
you not change me for a year?nope a deals a deal,fuck hey waiter can we have the bill?here you go sir ,you know what this wasn't that bad and it
was only a 1,000 zeni ok let's go kakarita,ok vegeena,I hate you,don't hate that's gonna be your new name,fuck you let's go to the movies now
I'm going to watch captain marvel,ok vegeena,I hate you so much right now,he then runs to the theater across the street,wait for me cry baby,by
this time she caught up to vegeta hey vegeta let's get some pop corn,no we just had dinner and also movie popcorn is expensive,wow vegeta
way to kill the vibe,vibe what are you talking about? The mood vegeta,oh ok I'm just gonna take a step back now and keep my distance,are you
being shy?what of it?forget I said anything let's watch the movie now okei,the only reason I'll let that go is because you were cute?shh the
movie's starting ,2hours 30 minutes later:now that is what I call a good movie though I like Terminator and Halloween better,you would like those
movies better,why you say that?it fits your personality any other ones that come to your head?ghost rider,Jason vs Freddy Kruger,and scary
movie,yeah half those movies are horror movies and the other half villains and anti heroes just like you aren't evil but isn't fully good yet either
you're antihero vegeta,hmph so what that's doesn't matter I'm me,whatever vegeta keep telling yourself that anyway I had fun I enjoyed our
date maybe we'll have another one soon she then kisses vegeta on the cheek and leaves using instant transmission ,hi everyone I'm home,hi
mom,hi goten where is your brother and your sisters?oh them their in the room playing videogames,thanks for telling me,kakarita then takes
goten's hand and starts walking with him into the room where everyone else is,I'm home ok,hi mom how did the date go?at that question
everyone eyes daggers at kakarita as they wait for her answer it went great though vegeta has his moments,everyone then sweatdrops,are you
gonna marry him?maybe but it's too early to think about that this is just the first date and plus I did this at your request gohan,gohan is this
true?yeah kefla vegeta said for his help I owe him I get him a date with my mom to pay that debt,that kaniving vegeta wanted to use gohan to
get to me I love the guy but watching him suffer will be satisfying,that is dark why would you say that mom,oh you'll see goten come with me I
need you to help mommy with something don't worry bout playing the game I'll get you your own game soon,ok mom[i don't feel good about
this]kakarita grabs the dragon radar and picks up goten and flies away,hey mom can you please put me down I can fly on my own,ok goten there
is a two dragon balls in the mountains and the ruins over there can you please go get them? sure he then flies away 3hours later:I have 5 of the
dragon balls now I just need goten to come back with the last 2 speak of the devil hi goten thanks for helping mommy as she pats him on the
head ok Shenron grant our wish eternal dragon we summon you the sky became black and the dragon emerges you have summoned me I can
grant you one wish what is your wish?for 3 more wishes,your wish has been granted,now what is your first wish?goten cover your ears until I tell
you to stop covering them,yes vegeta into a woman,your wish has been granted uncover your ears goten,ok,is the whole world
shaking now,yeah I feel it mom,what is your second wish?i wish that gohan and kefla has their tails grown back,your wish has been granted
what's your final wish?to have a huge stash of potara earrings, your wish has been granted farewell and the dragon disappeared and the 7 dragon
balls scattered across the earth,goten we need to go now hold onto me,ok,and we're back simple as that,mom I see your back why was the whole
earth shaking?do you remember what I said about vegeta suffering,yes,I made a wish to the dragon to make that a reality,why? He pressed my
buttons and he lost our bet,that's dark even if it was a bet,he agreed to it gohan,ok,everyone time to go outside you'll understand what's going
on in mere moments 2 minutes passes as vegeena arrives you fucking bitch!gohan and kefla falls to the ground laughing,what's so funny!you you
are funny,fuck you where is your bitch of a mother?behind you,what,hi vegeena ,I hate you,sure you do but a deals a deal,I wasn't thinking you
would do it this soon ,what were you gonna do look in the mirror and kiss your muscles,uhm noo,lier,ok so what didn't you do that?never,hey
kefla this is too funny who knew vegeta would be cute as a girl especially when she speaks it's hilarious,indeed,you two shut up it's not funny say
anything else about it and I kill you ,oh are you mad princess,gohan!she charges at gohan and tries to hit him with a flurry of punches but gohan
dodges all of them and counters vegeena with a kick to the stomach,guah how are you so much stronger than me?because of that day we had to
fused when you left I had to fight on my own and they pushed my limits I am as strong or stronger than their Fusion now,impossible is golena
just as strong as well? Yeah to be honest I don't know if I'll win or not if I fight her so she is comparable to me,fucking half breeds having more
potential than full blooded saiyans first I will surpass your mom then you and your counter part,great motivation are you calm now?I am still
angry but I am in control I kinda brought this up on myself with my pride,vegeta,it's vegeena,ok vegeena we've been trying to tell you this for a
long time do you remember what happened when you let cell become perfect? Yes because of my pride I got my ass beat I get it now,[thank god
she finally understand why that holds her back] meanwhile in hell: this is hilarious we didn't have to turn vegeta into a girl after all this our
revenge you damn monkey nobody will take you seriously no more hohoho cell look at vegeta,oh well he ain't no prince now no more and Android
18 looks more perfect to me anyway one thing I can say frieza it will be fun to see the princess suffer,agreed
Start from Kakarita's (pov)
ok let's go inside and your either gonna sleep on the couch or sleep with kakarita and goten,[if I'm gonna live with her when I become a man
again I better get used to it]yeah I'll sleep in the room,ok just sit at the table with everybody my wife is cooking dinner and is about to serve the
food,ok and she walks to the table and sits by golena and kakarita,hi,not you too vegeta?yeah blame your mom for that and my name is vegeena
till I change back,at least you have the option to become a man again don't worry about it for you this is temporary it's ok, thank you golena I'm
just struggling with getting used to this change,yeah getting used to it takes time,kefla then places the food on the table at the tip of a hat
everyone digs in decimating the food in mere minutes,hey kefla are you gonna eat?i did gohan before I cooked I know how you guys are,ok well
I'm going to bed,gohan why don't you play with goten or train him before you go to sleep kefla you know what tomorrow is don't you?yes,me not
playing with him night won't kill you or him,hmph fine[as soon as his birthday ends I'm gonna suck him dry and make him suffer]where did he
go?she then walks to her bedroom and finds gohan sleeping already wow well he did say he was going to bed kefla then leaves the room and
joins everyone else hey guys what ya talking about?i'm talking to vegeena about how will everyone see her,oh ok what did you tell her,to try to be
nice and when someone pisses her off the perverts are fair game but only when provoked if it happens to be chichi or bulma wait for them to act
before you take it into your own hands and piccolo and 18 has immunity because you need to learn how to tolerate them and if you go against
that I'll take you down for you have no business with them,okay,and have patience vegeena ok that's something you need to work on,fine your
done lecturing me like your my mother,yes,yeah mom that was long do everybody have their gifts for tomorrow?is gohan and golena In here?
no,then we're fine and to answer your question yes,good I just wanted to know I'm off to bed,bye so vegeena how is this gonna go are you gonna
sleep on the couch or the bed? I'm getting in the bed,ok I hope you haven't become gay after saying that kakarita strips herself of her clothes in
lies down in the bed but quickly gets up and leaves and goes get goten from the other room undresses him and places him in the bed what's
wrong vegeena?nothing as she too undresses and lies down in the bed blushing it's nothing good night [i wonder did her nature shift from when
she was a man?]i might as well sleep now yawn and just like that she was knocked out. The next day 11:55 am (start with kakarita's pov) oh shit
we only have 5 minutes kakarita quickly changes into her bikini ok now I have to wake everybody up she begins powering up
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!shaking the house heavily without damaging it mom what's wrong as everyone comes up battle ready,needed to wake
everyone up that's all,that was excessive,I don't have time to wake y'all up normally just dress as if you was going to the beach,huh,put your
trunks on and yes that includes you gohan oh ok,and be fast kefla and vegeena put your bikini's on,you know I don't have one,we have one on
the stand just for you,how?our favorite local pervert roshi,I'm not even gonna ask anymore I'm going to get dressed A full 5 minutes passes in a
blink of a eye hey everyone are you ready! Yes,ok hold on to me they did as she said and teleported to the lookout, wow it looks like a water park
surprise hi everyone happy birthday gohan and golena how old are you gohan? 23 golena how old are you?20 I don't get it if your the counter
part of golena why aren't you the same age?because I come from 3 years in the future and our time is synced meaning that everything is the
same as in the timing of events but this timeline is faster than mine meaning the next event to happen will happen 3 years faster than my time a
perfect example is beerus he came 3 years later in my timeline do you guys understand now?yes,good now it's time to party gohan then cannon
balls into the pool weeee,splashing water on people ,wow I'm surprised who awoken gohan's inner child? I guess he's finally enjoying his self
,come on everyone join me? Gohan then goes down the waterslide I'll go,me too big sis you should join too?fine and then they all
went down the water slide ahhhhhh,kakarita why aren't you going?because I don't feel like it I don't wanna be wet,18 why aren't you going?
Same reason as kakarita I don't want to get wet,how about you whore?me,yes you bulma are you gonna get in the water?no I don't wanna get
wet,ok bitch how bout you?who me?yes you chichi your the only bitch I know,take that back!no answer my question?i don't wanna get
wet,everyone has the same fucking answer oh I don't wanna get wet oh y'all getting wet today,vegeena leave them alone and stop
monologuing,nope,what are you gonna do?what are you gonna do?they both in a instant rip each other's bikini top,oh no ,vegeena!you have a
death wish!oh ladies don't fight?yamacha,roshi,and olong if you so look at my breasts and say another word I'll kill all of you ,gohan then
appears, ok I sense a disturbance what happened?kakarita and vegeena ripped each other's tops off and the perverts tried to stop the fight which
escalated it even more,thanks for telling me 18 mom I'm not gonna look let me help you just calm down ,gohan if you wasn't my child I'd kill you
too,mom calm down,vegeena did that to piss me off i was doing it to make her stop bothering everybody now everyone has seen my breasts
that's embarrassing, mom I understand it happened to me at school somebody pulled down my pants and spy on me while I was naked in the
locker room that was embarrassing I was mad too and you need to calm down so you can think straight,thank you gohan she then int's back
home and puts on another bikini top and teleports back ok gohan you seen nothing ok but I do wanna know was chichi like this before? This was
when we was still waiting for you after frieza and she was drunk i went to see her In the room but she was naked so I directed her to the bed and
she fell asleep,ok you answered my question but I can't believe I'm asking this but is mine bigger than chichi,yes honestly I don't think anyone's
is close except kefla and can't believe I answered that I agree with you this never happened and don't kill vegeena,I won't but she's gonna be
hurt real bad!ok I trust your judgment now I'm gonna go back to my fun weeeee! I have raised a weirdo my favorite weirdo then I have my little
dummy oh goten who tries to be like his big brother and sister but fails then I have raised a shy quirky girl that knows when to when to strike but
is like her brother being a weirdo my little weirdo to watch them grow up brings me joy all I really need to raise now is goten kakarita then flies
to vegeena and hands her a bikini top,took you long enough,you are to not to talk to me unless you wanna die,wow that's scary you really are my
other half,fuck off,kakarita your proving my point,hey kakarita we wanna know why this girl is here instead of vegeta?you guys didn't figure out
yet this is vegeta he made a bet with me and lost so he has to be a girl for a year,everyone then bursts with laughter,you think that's funny I can
kill you all if you want?we can't take you seriously with that voice it's too cute,no can't take it no more Big Bang,you finish that move you die and
when we bring you back this will be permanent,fine you are a bully kakarita,it's the only to get you to stop and your the bully I'm not letting you
hurt my friends because your in your feelings,hmph,accept it vegeena you brought this upon yourself now let's have fun ok I'm going to the
pool,okay vegeena then goes to the food stand,wait vegeena you can't eat until golena and gohan are done having fun,argh she then leaves the
stand and sat in the pool oh that feels good,of course it is we could change the settings,I'm actually gonna take your word for it and relax for
once,good 5 hours later:I'm pooped,me too big bro,and I know kefla and golena is tired right?yes gohan, let's eat I'm hungry gohan goes to the
food stand followed by everyone else which is a giant table of food and snatches a few plates and devours all the food they contained and
grabbed more doing the same thing,everyone was surprised that gohan was eating like this gohan then falls to the ground on one knee,gohan
what's wrong gohan puts one arm in front of him to keep people back ahhhhhhhhhh and gohan's hair turned white for a moment and everyone
was blown back by gohan's energy and the ground was shaking heavily luckily everything was sturdy and didn't get destroyed sorry guys I think
that wizard tried to control me from hell so I had to overpower his magic,ok gohan come here golena you too? Yes mom said the two at the exact
same time, I need you to help me monitor vegeena I think after this she will seek the power of babiti to beat me because last time she was just
as strong as me closing the gap and I lost because I was too worried about buu so I'm worried how much of a boost it will give her whether is it
enough to close the gap or not I will have to be careful,ok mom we'll help you,thanks kiddos she hugs them and ruffles their hair,mom were too
old for you to do that,no your not now go finish enjoying yourselves,hey golena do you wanna go back to the water? Nah I'm good I'm gonna go
eat we hardly had the chance to eat because babiti tried to control you,oh yeah bye sis gohan then walked around the lookout looking for kefla
and goten he found goten and kefla on a towel sleeping kefla goten wake up gohan starts shouting wake up!he then starts to shake them wake
up,uh what do you want gohan?i need you to be awake there's no telling that I might need your help,what about goten?he needs to be awake he
then starts shaking goten wake up aw gohan I almost reached the end of the rainbow ,goten you need to be awake,something may go on later I
have a bad feeling,gohan relax it's your birthday take a load off it's about time to be opening your presents they leave the edge of the lookout to
meet everyone else,let me stop you there chichi grabs golena and puts her by gohan and goten,what's the meaning of this? I wanna talk to all of
you i want you to keep up your studies and visit me from time to time,why should we you drived her away and always made her out to be useless
because she trains for reasons that are necessary,it isn't necessary she needs to get a job like a normal person and contribute to society,chi chi
she's not human and neither are we and our contribution to society is protecting it and training to keep it safe, what's with the horrifics? I am
your mother,we don't consider you our mother ur dead to us that's why,golena how can you say such a thing?because it's the truth she has
always been there for us we you haven't even when she was previously incompetent she tried to spend time me as she was alive and after death
as she returned she tries to make up lost time with goten and all you did was feed us clothe us all and tell us to study you never spent time with
us and you always complained about her I speak for all of us we don't like you it's frustrating just talking to you your the cause of me and my
brother's insecurities I'm glad that you didn't go to far with trying to put goten through school like me and gohan or he would be broken down
like you made us I'm done stay away from us we're not visiting you anytime soon[so kakarita is right they do hate me to think she would be a
better mother than me I never believe that was possible but I see this proves it to be possible I'm just gonna leave my own children disowned me
as their mother and they consider kakarita their mother I'm done I give up my children hates me and their father's a woman whom they consider
their mother that's the last straw]chichi then runs to bulma bulma can you please take me home now,no not till the parties over chichi then
throws herself of the ledge kakarita!yes bulma I'm here Chichi is falling to her death why aren't you moving?i don't really care,what did you do
with goku he'll never say that,yeah because he was stupid bulma she's not gonna die I have instant transmission bye she then teleports and
catches chichi and teleports to the golena gohan and goten's location the first thing she did when they arrived back was place chichi down,mom
what happened?she tried to kill herself But I saved her from dying,should we of been nice about it then!no you wasn't wrong in what you said I
agree with you,then what is it mom I don't ever wanna see her again,I still have my morals no life should be threatened even if it's self caused so
I saved her though she kinda deserves to die,yeah please get to the point mom,we can make her suffer by living like she makes us
suffer,perfectly thought out that is precisely what I was thinking I really do come from you golena walks up to kakarita and hugs her,what's wrong
you never want to hug me?i know my identity now and I am a saiyan raised on earth thank you mom for showing me what is possible and she
then hugs kakarita again I didn't really expect you to be affectionate especially after knocking me out the other day is something wrong?i
appreciate you mom I wasn't avoiding your hugs because i didn't like hugs or accept your love just lately I have been moody and don't want to be
around anyone or be touched it has nothing to do with you mom sorry ,hey sis now that you are done let's open our presents now it's almost
dark,ok the four of them goes to where everyone else is,hey gohan I got something for you guys to hold all your presents,thanks bulma,don't
thank me yet the first present is from me here 20 million zeni for each for both of you and a gravity chamber,thanks bulma,vegeena was next to
give a gift which was saiyan armor with boots and spandex,thanks vegeena,your not welcom,kakarita was eyeing daggers at vegeena don't you
dare say it vegeena,hmph,roshi was next here,I got a video game[it looks like a porno no it can't be I'll find out when I put it in]what did you get
sis?sis oh no,kakarita then grabs golena and moves her to the side golena I know that's pervy a man giving you lingerie but I think you should
accept it just because you need more than one pair, only because it's you I'll take it ok mom who's next?chichi was so I'll be handing you her gift
here's the family photo album and 2 books,it's always books it's like she never want us to do anything but study or work doing stuff for her,golena
I feel the same way but I try not to get mad or complain about it or I'll snap you know how we are,yeah I know but that's not fair to have to
sacrifice everything to save the world and come back to study like nothing happened when I could of died it was like she didn't care and she get
us books I'm done I don't want nothing to do with her don't tell me to visit her nothing will change my mind,gohan do you feel the same way?yes
mom I do I don't know about goten though,that's ok don't worry about it I just need to tell her your wishes wish me luck she's probably gonna
scream my ears out wail on me I hope I don't get annoyed and kill her,mom if she died no one would care who's next?me,you could of spared me
the stress of wondering who's next,I could of but it makes it more special here a new turtle hermit gi fitted just for you and gohan I also have a
your own custom gi with my kanji and piccolo's kanji gohan you have to get yours from piccolo we decided to go half on this one I also have 2
fishing poles and your birth right,for who who is the birth right for?it was originally for gohan but I know gohan is already gonna get something
from your grandfather so it's for you golena I will discuss the details with you some other time but I just want you to know you have it,thanks
mom golena and gohan then hugs kakarita,we can go fishing soon like we did waiting for cell,mom we'll like that very much thanks for usually
being thoughtful unlike her who only thought of herself and forced her ambitions on us who's next?piccolo,here gohan the other gi with my kanji
and your mom's and 2 demon gi's for the both of you and some senzu beans for you golena,thanks piccolo who's next?yamcha ,dear god,I've got
you a work out set golena and a bigger bed in a capsule for you gohan,you ran out of idea's didn't you?yea,thank you for still getting something I
guess tien I know you and krillin are next,yes I have a locket for you and gohan open it,wow thank you tien she runs up to him and hugs him that
was very thoughtful of you their's a picture of the whole family in there,you're welcome I thought you would like it,I love it thank you right
gohan?yeah me too who's next?gohan I already said who was next weren't you paying attention ?no,that's not you are you ok?er I'm ok I guess i
was thinking of something,you said er and I know what that means something is up spill it gohan,you might not wanna know you might be
grossed out but ok I promised kefla I would have sex with her tomorrow,uh you was right about being grossed out but what's bad about that?
think of a vampire sucking you dry that's kefla I will be sore,gohan your being a chicken,sis it just makes me uncomfortable ok,suck it up do you
want her to leave you for someone else because you're not giving her what she needs,no,then accept it,thanks golena,your welcome alright krillin
you're on,here,a video game and a nice poster of me cool what did you get sis?a nice trophy of me saying earth hero like your poster who's next?
goten and kefla come out in that order,jumpforce and a kefla body pillow thanks goten,gohan isn't that a little creepy to have a body pillow of
me,no because your my wife,hold on to me like that pillow,the way you sleep could kill me but fine I'm keeping the pillow though,ok fine here's
your gift gohan,you got me some clothes and some condoms I'm not surprised you freak,don't say that out loud,kefla you are tho hey golena
what did you get?make up and some clothes,of course she couldn't think of anything else that's ok I'm not gonna be petty like some
people,golena sorry I almost forgot to give you your gift here,thank you goten a family poster a PlayStation card and a shenron plushie how
thoughtful,unlike you kefla,sorry I forgot this year I didn't mean to bring a gift at last minute ok but then again you know why I brought you
these gifts in particular,yeah I know[freak]next,kakarita gets up and walks to them,mom you already went,I have some gifts I'm supposed to give
to you I almost forgot ok,of course you still have some of goku's qualites,shut up gohan I'm not like that anymore,right who are you doing this
for?yajirobe and baba,ok,here is 2 katana's one for each of you and 2 cups filled with divine water drink that water for a power boost and there is
also 2 crystal balls,ok mom is that all?no the last person is android 18 and maybe android 17,ok, I have a few gifts you may like Android 17
helped me with one of them he says happy birthday and congratulations on beating cell here ,2 replica's of Android 16 2 cell robots,you gotta be
fucking kidding me ahhhhhhhh cell ,way to go 18 you pressed their buttons now gohan and golena have lost their shit you know they have an
entire complex based on cell No I didn't, cell caused the most heartache for them and you can count on those robots being destroyed i hope you
didn't work too hard on them,I kinda did I just wanted them to vent their anger subtly not blow up and go crazy,ka-ha-me- ha with that blast
both cell robots was destroyed by gohan and golena,18 please never do that again!ok fine golena I have something else for you here,a outfit just
like you used to wear the only difference is it's dark blue and black and it has my own kanji thank you 18,your welcome this is my way of
repaying you two,mom are we done with gifts?yes we are, can we go home now?don't you wanna stay till the end and have the after party?no
mom me and golena wanna go home we wanna go to sleep,you two are no fun sometimes nerds geeks wierdo's argh sometimes I wonder if you
are my children you two are lame don't you know I'm trying to enjoy myself and you ruined that just because your a little tired I'm gonna have
me a drink,no mom don't we can't have you ever doing that again you promised ok never again look we will make this up to you ok we promise
mom,fine you better thanks dende and mr popo for hosting this party vegeena goten let's go and gohan your holding the capsule's and you and
your sister will handle these gifts like adults,okay mom,everyone just hold on to me and we're there finally back home everyone then immediately
flock to their rooms undresses and goes to sleep
