A/N: Hi, I'm back and I would like to say a HUGE thank you to Awesomegal30026 for reviewing and to Chicken for Beta-ing (messing up)this chapter and for going through all of my other chapters and fixing them (none have been posted though, expect the changes to happen over the next week or two)
Chicken Notes will be underlined and in italics
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11. I do not have power over all of Hogwarts because it is 'twin day'
"And you thought that this would work,
"Why?" Minnie asked in her signature exasperated tone she had been developing since the devil twins started at the school.
"Well, we decided that the school was getting rather boring and that we should change it up." Devil 1 started.
"So we put a little advertising material and let the posters and leaflets do the talking." Devil 2 finished
"So you decided that it would be a good idea to put up three thousand posters around the entirety of Hogwarts that students read as they go past?"
"No, that would be ridiculous."
"Obviously"
"We made them sing at our subjects."
"Because nobody likes to read ." Crackle finished.
"And why is there a nude picture of Professor Snape on the cover of the leaflet?" A highly exasperated McGonagall asked.
The Devil twins were staring her down like it was a stupid question. Before one finally answered,
"Well you see, we wanted the most disturbing thing that we could think of on the cover."
"And it only goes away once you have completely read the leaflet."
"Cover to cover." Fred agreed.
By this point Minerva was sat, elbows on her desk, massaging her temples, sighing. "I have no words for you boys"
"Well it's better than the dreaded words," replied George.
"Write to our Mother." They finished together.
"Just...Just go to professor Dumbledore and he will give you the appropriate punishment."
"Okay" They sighed, slowly making their way out of McGonagall's office
Once they reached the corridor they saw Harry waiting for them.
"So " he asked " what did you get then?"
"Trip to Dumbles," Snap and Crackle said together.
"So… basically you get away Scot free?"
"What?"
"Muggle saying" Harry shrugged, "Means there are no consequences."
"Oh, well then yeah. We are very scot free." Fred said proudly
"That's not how you- oh never mind"
Meanwhile McGonagall was considering retirement.
A/N: Thanks for reading, the recommendation for this time is Many Thanks by Madm05
This chapter is dedicated to Stormy(Chickens Friend)for her amazing artwork.
(Seriously for my birthday she painted this amazing picture of Hogwarts and a basilisk)
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Grubby
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