The job is finished, and we have a new recruit. Do not make eye contact with him. Do not give him money. Do not even talk to him.

Additionally, Boyd will be out of commission for a while; and be on the lookout for Gatrie. If you find him you have permission to punch him in the face once; if you're female, there is no restriction.

-Titania


Astrid- So if I have this right; You're joined the army, and now us, because you wanted to run away from a marriage with a Senator who's several decades older than you and possibly a paedophile… And I thought our lives were nuts…

Boyd- Just…lay there and think about what you've done…

Brom- I... I have no idea how Gatire can run really fast with that armor on. He couldn't before he abandoned us…

Gatrie- I don't know where you are, but we will hunt you down for trying to peek into the women's baths!

Ike- I'm concerned as well. Laguz that don't leave their transformed state aren't a normal occurrence…

Ilyana- Stop trying to eat people. Food-based curses are apparently a Begnion thing.

Jill- Why are you scowling at the Wyvern Riders in the palace barracks?

Kieran- Stop asking for a Master Seal. Oscar got one because he's competent and didn't cut his arm off standing still. I know it was one time, but that's too many times.

Lethe- Let me know immediately when you track down Gatrie. Please don't maul him.

Makalov- Welcome to the team. Here's the catch. Because of your…extremely questionable management with money and history with debt collectors. You're working with us for free. You get no days off, no one else will give you any gold, you don't get to wander off, and you'll mostly be tending to our horses. Here's your shovel. Complaining will increase your debt to us. Have fun.

Marcia- I can see why you don't think too highly of your brother. Don't let Mist near him if you were planning on having him remain alive…

Mia- None of the priests here are your White-clad rival! What is it with you and the clergy?

Mist- As tempting as it is. Punishing Makalov for, and I quote, "Being an embarrassment to older brothers everywhere." will be Marcia's job. For now.

Mordicai- I know that the majority of Begnion is racist, but please try to keep yourself under control… Yes, it is because you scared most of the servants out of the cathedral when you've threatened to, and I quote, 'wash their mouths with every bar of soap on the continent of Tellus."

Nephenee- While I appreciate the new Arms Scrolls to replace the ones you stole, it wasn't about the scrolls, it was about the fact that you stole them.

Oscar- I don't care what you do, just stop Kieran from holding anything that could be a weapon. He cut his ARM off standing still.

Rhys- That new white magic is really handy. I'll let you decide if it's worth re-growing Kieran's limbs if it happens again.

Rolf- First Shinon and now Boyd - you really need to improve your perceptions of who a good role model is.

Soren- Do not respond to debt collectors by setting them on fire! Where did you even get that tome?

Sothe- Stop helping Volke try to loot the cathedral!

Volke- Stop helping Sothe try to loot the cathedral!

Zihark- While that slave trader deserved it, and way more, please don't mutilate bodies like that. You made Volke throw up.


AN: Why is this Chapter in the game called "Training"? You don't do any of the sort here. It doesn't make sense! Unless killing Slave Traders counts...

Feel free to make any suggestions on shenanigans in the comments, and as usual, thanks go to the editor/co-writer of this story, Aust Sakura Kyzor.