Yuyuko waited patiently at the entrance of the mansion, she wore her usual attire, as she held Kirby, the pink puffball in her arms, she looked up and saw Youmu Konpaku and Meta Knight, slowly descend from the afternoon sky.

"Forgive me my lady," Youmu said as she took a knee to her superior, "thank you for letting me take my katanas." Youmu looked different, she wore a black suit, with a white dress shirt underneath, she also had a black tie, and wore black shoes. The suit Youmu wore was loose on her body, but not loose enough where it would be practically falling off her body. Yuyuko tilted her head curiously.

"What's with the suit Youmu? You should be wearing a dress, like me!" Yuyuko spun around playfully with Kirby in her arms, they both squealed in joy, as they were excited to try out all of the food in the mansion.

"If you three are done doing nothing, we must enter the mansion." Meta Knight said dutifully.

"Ok, let's go!" Yuyuko said as she turned toward the mansion and reached out her hand to open the door, but then, the doors suddenly swung open, and Youmu jumped slightly, so did her pillow-like phantom. Yuyuko hovered into the mansion with Kirby still being held in her arms, Youmu and Meta Knight followed behind, then the doors slammed shut behind them, Youmu jumped along with her phantom companion again. The group entered in the living room, it looked nice, the wooden floorboards were tightened up nicely, and there were wax candles to light up the place nicely, but it still looked pretty barren. Like putting lipstick on a pig. When Youmu looked behind her, whoever opened the doors, was gone, she could've guessed if they opened by themselves but-

BOO!!

Everyone but Youmu stayed on the ground after that loud exclamation.

"What was that?" Youmu says, while frantically looking around. Two ghosts had hover in front of the four, both of them were smaller than your typical Boo, they still had a Boo's main features, sharp teeth, two small pupils, and a tongue that hangs out 24\7, but both of the Boo had small yellow freckles on both of their cheeks.

"Ha ha! Haven't did that to anyone in a while!" One of the Boos said triumphantly, "it's good to have guests over! Ain't that right Billy?"

"Yeah! It's been way too long, Elton," this Boo seemed to play second fiddle to the first one, however they seemed to be both of equal annoyance.

"Damned spirit! Do you know what would've happened if my swords were unsheathed? My Hakurouken can and will send you to Nirvana!" Youmu said, scolding both ghosts.

"Youmu, do not be so disrespectful. It was all in harmless fun." Yuyuko said to the gardener. Youmu faltered for a moment.

"My apologies, mistress..."

"HELLO DOWN THERE!" a voice said, the group of four looked up and saw him. King Boo was upstairs, looking down on his guests, he seemed quite pleased that people actually came to his wedding, not that he didn't expect them too. The king floated down the stairs excitedly to greet his guests. The two younger Boos stepped aside, as King Boo floated toward the group.

"My name is King Boo, you probably already knew that, I assume you are Kirby and Meta Knight, yes?" King Boo said, Kirby nodded with a smile, Meta Knight only scoffed. The king turned his attention to Youmu.

"No need to be frightened, Youmu, we won't hurt you, make yourself at home!" The king said, Youmu still couldn't shake the feeling that something will go wrong, definitely. Lastly, the king looked at Yuyuko.

"Ms. Saigyouji, I am honored to have you here, you are the guest of honor"

"Ooh, sounds fancy!" Yuyuko said innocently.

"Of course, you will be allowed to eat as much as you want."

"Even better!" Yuyuko looked down at Kirby and smiled, they were thinking the same thing.

"So when do we eat?" Yuyuko asked King Boo.

"Whenever you're ready, my chef will provide you with as many foodstuffs as you want."

"If that's the case, we'll eat now!"

"Very well, meet up in the dining hall in five minutes. Also, my apologies if the mansion is a little run down, maybe if you close your eyes, it'll look brand new!" King Boo had cracked a joke with his last sentence, as he floated away, and hovered back up the stairs, and went back into his room. The two ghosts had led the group of four to the dining hall, which was ginormous, the room itself was around 700 square feet, right in the middle of the hall was a table which had stretched nearly to the end of the room itself. The table was decorated with a red cloth which reached the end of the table, there were 40 chairs on each side of the table, Yuyuko and Kirby had excitedly taken their seats next to each other, Youmu and Meta Knight did the same. As soon as they took their seats, a new ghost had burst out of the kitchen, the ghost was slimmer than the other ghosts, but he still had the same facial expression as the others. He had a chefs hat and a jet black mustache, and he had an authentic British accent.

"Ah! Good afternoon! I am Pal, and I will be serving you this evening, anything you want, I'll deliver!" The British chef had said confidently.

"Anything you say?" Youmu said skeptically, "well, I am quite hungry, but if you say anything... I'll have pork ramen, with a side of maguro sashimi with soy sauce. Oh, and how about some dumplings as well?" Youmu was clearly testing the limits of Pal's kitchen supplies.

"Ok, Ms. Konpaku," Pal wrote the request on a notepad, "Ms. Saigyouji what would you like-"

"I'll have a turkey, with extra gravy, and some beef ramen, also an extra large buffalo chicken pizza, with extra hot sauce, and two roasted duck. And then... some biscuits, the fluffy biscuits mind you. Also a large plate of spaghetti with garlic bread, cheesy breadsticks and cheesy garlic breadsticks, and for dessert, two large chocolate cakes for me and Kirby here. Also a side of brussel sprouts." Yuyuko was CLEARLY testing the limits of Pal's kitchen.

"Why would you eat spaghetti and ramen in the same meal?" Meta Knight asked, "that's fat, I'll only have some lemon tea, thank you."

"Well, I haven't eaten this morning so I'm a little hungry, but calling people fat is rude. You wound me, Meta Knight." Yuyuko said, being coy.

"I'll have all of your requests ready shortly." Pal said, unfazed by Yuyuko's bizarre request.

"Ok, are we ready to go in?" Luigi said to Alice and Sanae, he was wearing his snappy brown suit and he had flowers he painfully plucked from Yuuka's garden.

"We've been ready Luigi," Alice said impatiently, "you've been psyching yourself up for entering the mansion for about five minutes." Alice had her usual attire on, along with her grimoire, which contains rather powerful spells inside. She had a few dolls with her as well. About ten.

"I don't blame him, this is so exciting!" Sanae said, she was wearing her green frilly dress that Hina made for her, she was trembling with excitement, however that was not all, Sanae did this weird thing thing were her pupils were suddenly replaced with stars, as if she was awestruck.

And Pikachu was on Sanae's shoulder. Just because.

"Ok, ok, ok, let's go in." Luigi finally manned up, and opened the door, only for it to swing open forcefully, by itself, of course. Luigi gulped and finally entered the mansion, Sanae, Alice and Pikachu followed close behind. It was an odd sight, the mansion had changed from a rickety, run-down interior into a stark white dance floor with a disco hovering and twirling above it. The one dirty brown couches were replaced with clean and pristine white couches. Some ghosts were dancing on the floor as well. Well... more like awkwardly wobbling to Earth, Wind and Fire's, 'Boogie Wonderland'. They seemed to be having a good time though.

And he was there. King Boo. He was waiting for Luigi. The green plumber glared at King Boo, and the Boo glared right back. But the malicious mood was quickly turned off due to Sanae's fangirling.

"It's a real Boo! I remember you guys from playing Super Mario World, you guys gave me a lot of trouble-"

"Yes, yes, I'm well aware," King Boo had cut Sanae off, "Ahem, Luigi, I do you remember what I put on the invitation? I said one extra is permitted. So... what's the rat doing here?" Pikachu had sneered at King Boo for his indirect insult, Luigi spoke up before Pikachu attempted to attack him, not that it would work anyway.

"Oh? We were supposed to bring three? Sorry about that, I guess I'm just getting old." Luigi said, he didn't want King Boo to get angry, so he dodged the question.

"Fine, I'll allow one more, but you won't get another chance like this ever again, and don't try anything funny either." King Boo said, as he floated up the golden staircase and disappeared back into his bedroom.

"Ok, so, here's the game plan," Luigi said, as soon as King Boo went into his room, he turned to Sanae, Alice and Pikachu. "We have to get in that room, Alice you send your puppets around the mansion to investigate anything suspicious. Pikachu, you'll also go with Alice's puppets."

"Luigi," Alice intervened, "I can't bring all of my dolls, or I'll be defenseless, half of my dolls should stay with me, and the other half should investigate."

"Ok, sure. Pikachu, you have to guide Alice's puppets, and if any ghosts attack you, run away, you can't fight them, me and Sanae will stick together for the time being. Everyone got that?" Luigi said, everyone nodded and spilt up, Alice's puppets had ran off into the nearby kitchen, with Pikachu leading. Alice had also moved to another part of the dance floor, leaving Luigi and Sanae.

"So what now?" Sanae asked the plumber, "are there any ghosts we need to fight?" she seemed eager, but Luigi was the opposite.

"Something'll come up eventually, the ghosts here don't seem hostile away."

"Maybe they just wanna have a good time."

"Maybe, but we can't let my guard down around these guys." A smaller ghost floated toward Sanae with a silver platter, holding these blue drinks that had a faint glow in shot glasses.

"Excuse me miss, would you like some ectoplasm?" The little ghost held up the platter meekly.

"Really? I'd love to try some!" Sanae said with that look in her eye again, "You wanna try some Luigi?"

The green plumber eyed the ectoplasm suspiciously, he was definitely parched, but he had every reason to not trust the drink. But he ultimately decided to take a cup, he didn't want to be rude toward the ghost, who looked like he was struggling.

With the ectoplasm in hand, Luigi sniffed it. It smelled nice. Like blue raspberry.

"Well Sanae... cheers."

And after that, it was a blur. Eyewitnesses say that the green plumber and the green shrine maiden had gone wild.

"It was like there were two Tasmanian devils in there! Goddamn!"-Anonymous Ghost

"Those youngins were crazier than my daughter when she couldn't go to that Billy Ocean concert!"-Anonymous Ghost

The high didn't last long. Thirty very odd minutes later, Sanae woke up on a hard linoleum floor, she felt lighter than normal.

"Sanae! Where are you??" Luigi's voice sounded muffled. The shrine maiden's vision was still blurry, but once her pupils adjusted, she looked around and saw a sink, pots and pans on a counter in the middle of the room, and a trash bin with a Luigi in it. Except, something was wrong. Luigi was headfirst into the bin, and his legs would've been poking out of the bin...

If he had any. Instead his legs were replaced with a milky white swirl. Sanae looked down at her hands to see her hands were milky white, and completely see through. It had struck her at that moment, her eyes rolled into the back of head in shock as she nearly passed out again. Until two white stubs had caught her.

"Are you alright ma'am?" A refined British accent said, Sanae came to again and quickly floated out of the man's stubs.

"Who're you?" She asked cautiously.

"I'm Pal Joey, chef for King Boo," the British chef said, "I see the ectoplasm took effect, now you two are incorporeal. Sorry."

"Why you- change us back then already!!" Sanae said angrily.

"Can't. King Boo wouldn't like that." Pal responded calmly, "at least you can go through walls." The trash bin finally tipped over, showing a disgruntled Luigi.

"Ughhh. I feel terribl-AHHHHHHHH" Luigi looked and his bottom half for a second and freaked out.

"Ok, I've had enough of this," Sanae turned to Pal again, but he disappeared, the shrine maiden sighed and went to go pick up her friend.

Meanwhile at the shrine

Mario had bought dumplings from the Human Village and was eating them on the porch of the shrine. Marisa was also on the shrine porch and was stealing dumplings from him when he wasn't looking, Yukari was doing the same while lying down on the porch, Yoshi was resting on Mario's left leg, and Aunn was resting on the right. Ran stayed at Yukari's side reading a book, even though Chen kept asking her to play. Suika was lifting a boulder to impress Link, and he was definitely impressed.

"Why are all of you here?" Mario asked tiredly.

"Because I Yukari won't tell me why I'm here." Link said assertively.

"It's because it's fun." Yukari nonchalantly replied.

"Maybe for you, but not for us." Link said.

"Ah well, enjoy your stay in Gensokyo!" Marisa said while reaching for Mario's dumplings again. Mario for some reason still hadn't noticed.

"Look Yukari, I have to get back to Hyrule. Princess Zelda must be worried about me." Link said hurriedly.

"Nope." Yukari said.

"Why?"

"Because she's here too. You'll have to look for her though~"

"What about Bowser?" Mario cut in.

"Oh yeah, I forgot about him." Yukari said, snapping her fingers a large, spiny-shelled Koopa came flying out of the gap.

"YUKARI! That's not what I meant!!" Mario said jumping off the porch and getting into his fighting stance. Marisa took it upon herself to take the rest of his dumplings.

"Oh... what did you mean?"

"SOMEONE BETTER EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!!" Bowser roared angrily.

END*

Heyyy everyone, this is probably the first and last chapter of the summer, sorry. I have a lot to go over right now.

• The last part of this chapter is fluff, I wanted to get some important people in Gensokyo, I chose Bowser because he's a rather passive villain, all he wants is Princess Peach. Ganondorf in Gensokyo warrants a season on its own.

• I don't really have intention of putting the Koopalings in my story.

• Luigi was originally going to slap the ectoplasm out of Sanae's hand, but that would've been boring.

• Next chapter should focus on Youmu and Meta Knight, and will probably be shorter.

Welp, that's all, enjoy the rest of your summer everyone!

Epilogue*

After getting past a stubborn Utsuho, Pit and Koishi had opened the door to the Palace of Earth Spirits. The palace was Western-style with a checkered floor and stained glass on the wall. In the middle of the palace was a desk and a lamp, and sitting there, was a pink-haired Satori. Her hair was short and pink, with a black headband. A red 'third eye', that was positioned over her heart. She wore a blue shirt with yellow heart buttons and a white collar, a light pink skirt with a flowery pattern and blue slippers

"Sister!! We're home!" Koishi shouted excitedly.

"Visitors?" Satori said, a little surprised, "we never have visitors..."

"Hi there!" the angel is said cheerfully, "my name is-"

"Pit, yes, you are an angel from Skyworld, and you work under the Goddess of Light, Palutena." Satori stated all of this like it was common knowledge, "Hm... an interesting character."

"Wait, how did you-"

"Do that? Apologies, my name is Satori Komeiji, and I can read minds with my third eye."

Pit went silent for a moment. Then his eyes lit up.

"You can read minds?! That's so cool!!!" Now it was Satori's turn to be surprised. Her ability had never been called 'cool'. Normally people said her ability was freaky and weird, and she was accustomed to it.

"Thanks, and thanks again Pit. For looking after my little sister, I appreciate it." Satori said, her gloomy face lit up a little.

"Aww geez, it was nothing!" Pit said, scratching his head bashfully.

Satori's and Palace of Earth Spirits descriptions were cited from