The Wyrmbeast ripped through Bangkok, setting off car alarms, sending people of all species and genders screaming and forcing the

Thai militia to bring out their largest

tank.

"Hmm..." Samuel placed a slightly robed hand to his chin, until he noticed a small device on the back of the Wyrmbeastʼs head. It appeared to be pumping some sort of fluid in a long tube connected to the parietal lobe of the wormʼs brain.

"Everyone!" Samuel called.

"What?!" Exclaimed Ray. "You find a way to make a big olʼ early bird show up to eat this fool?"

"Uh, no..." Replied Samuel. "We have to destroy the pump on its head! It appears to be pumping a liquified copy of the cell culture I and Clay gave to this countryʼs scientists, which is giving the worm life!"

"Way ahead of ya, Sammy!" Said Leia. She pressed a button on her ear that activated a comlink. "Petey 42, baby..." she paused. "Initiate code Walt 1-9-2-8.."

"Yet our best trained, best educated, best equipped, best prepared troops refuse to fight

As a matter of fact, it's safe to say that they would rather switch than fight"

Petey emerged from a manhole in the ground and tossed Leia some ear-microphone-like device. Leia placed it on and pressed a button.

/"INITIALIZING PSYCHIC LINK."/

Leia blinked her eyes and so did Petey—their minds were now inter-twined.

"PETEY!!" Leia exclaimed, making odd movements with her hands. "FORM OF AWESOME HAND CANNON!"

Leia held out her right arm, which immediately grew an enormous cybernetic laser from atop a wristband she had.

"FORM OF GIANT, MUTANT RAT ARMOR, FORM OF LASER CANNONS, AND A SICK-ASS HAIRSTYLE!!"

Petey instantly grew a large helmet around his head with gauntlets and a saddle for Leia. He also grew laser cannons on the side of his body, and Leia instantly sprouted an enormous mohawk.

"1989 the number another summer (get down)

Sound of the funky drummer

Music hitting your heart 'cause I know you got soul

(Brothers and sisters, hey)"

"GET ON, SAM!!" Leia hollered as she lifted up the genius African-American man.

"What about us?" Michelle asked.

"HERE!" Leia exclaimed, tossing some plasma cannons and...something else.

"What are these?" Ann'ka'rai asked.

"They're wall-climbin' boots!" Leia exclaimed. "You can get up any surface that way!"

"Listen if you're missing y'all

Swinging while I'm singing

Giving whatcha getting

Knowing what I know

While the Black bands sweatin'

And the rhythm rhymes rollin'"

Michelle started to clamber up the Wyrm's body along with Leia, noticing how the boots were able to stick onto the strange, purple surface. Ann'ka'rai followed as well, firing up her plasma cannon.

"ALRIGHT!" She exclaimed. "RAY! YOU COMIN'?!"

"N-no.." Ray said in a nebbish tone. "I uh, think I'll stay here and shoot anyone that tries to get closer..."

"Got to give us what we want (uh)

Gotta give us what we need (hey)

Our freedom of speech is freedom or death"

Suddenly, Michelle noticed that she and everyone else were very close to reaching the pump.

"This'll be easy as—" Michelle started, then a ninja star was tossed onto her plasma gun.

"—crap." Leia replied.

A few skinny female henchmen holding tessen fans attacked Leia, but she kicked those two out of the way. Another tried attacking her legs, but Leia jumped over.

"Sorry, sweetie..." Leia smiled at that one. "But when youʼve got hips like mine, you can do...THIS!!"

Leia leapt backwards and tackled the woman with her legs. She moved them upward, until the womanʼs head was at Leiaʼs thighs.

"I...WILL END YOU!!" Exclaimed the woman, albeit somewhat muffled by the thickness. "FAT...THIGHS!!"

Leia crunched that womanʼs neck until she suffocated and died.

"Oh, puh-lease," She turned around to view her thick butt and hips—her

kimono somewhat ripped. "Thereʼs nothinʼ wrong with these lady bumps..." she placed a finger on her right hip and made a "TSSS" sound.

Ray tried his hardest to cover his legs.

"We got to fight the powers that be

Lemme hear you say

Fight the power (lemme hear you say)"

"HEY GUYS!" Davy exclaimed, poking his head out from the side of the Wyrmbeast's fat rolls, and absolutely smothered in purple back sweat.

"DAVYYYYY!!" Michelle shouted.

"Man, WHAAAT are the odds I'd end up on the side of a giant monster, huh?"

"We gotta go!" Michelle quickly grabbed Davey and gave him a pair of wall-climber boots. "No time to explain, you and me are gonna save Bronwyn and my new uncle!!"

"Fight the power

Fight the power

Fight the power

Fight the power

Fight the power

Fight the power

We've got to fight the powers that be"

Suddenly, Dr. Wyrm gazed down into the church, and picked up none other than HANA!

"GIVE ME THE CELL CULTURE, OR SHE WILL SURELY BE DIGESTED!!" Exclaimed Brittany.

"RAYMOND SAVE MEEE!!" Exclaimed Hana.

"The party was nice the party was pumping

Ah yepee ah yo

And everybody having a ball

Yepee ah yo

And tell the fellas stop the name callin'

Yepee ah yo

Then them girls respond to the call

I hear a woman shout out"

Raymond glanced at Brittany. His hair started to become mussed, resembling a pair of ears. His kimono sleeves immediately tore off, and a large, bushy orange tail emerged from the inseam. He snarled like a motorcycle, then opened his mouth and started barking violently!

"Who let the dogs out

Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof

Who let the dogs out

Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof

Who let the dogs out

Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof

Who let the dogs out!"

"RRRRRRAF! RAF! RAF-RAF-RAF!! NOBODY STEALS MY GGGGGGIRRRRRRRL!!" Exclaimed Ray as he dashed at the wurmbeast, ran up its ugly tail (WITHOUT the aid of wall-climber boots), then BIT IT, causing Hana to fall.

"Who let the dogs out

Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof

Who let the dogs out

Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof

Who let the dogs out

Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof

Who let the dogs out!"

"AAGH!!RAYYYYYMOOOOOOOOND!!!" Exclaimed Hana as she fell.

"I'm COMIN', BABE!!" Yelled Raymond as he threw himself at Hana, catching the girl in mid-air. The two kids tumbled to the ground until they landed, Hana on top of

Raymond.

"Heh.." Raymond chuckled. "This is weird.."

"Not for me...thank you..." said Hana.

She leaned in, Ray did as well, and the two shared a nice kiss...until Hana pulled back, realizing that Ray had a good amount of green monster blood mixed in with his spit on his lips that connected to her's.

"Woah.." said Ray.

"How's that for being dog-like?" He sighed.

Meanwhile, everyone else didn't seem so amused by what was happening.

"Okay..." said Michelle.

"...and just how kinky can this get?!" Davey exclaimed.