New Avengers Facility, day
Outside, SpongeBob, Jet, Plankton, and Mikey arrive from Royal Woods to see what their friends are doing.
Mikey: What's up, dude? Long time, no see!
SpongeBob: Michelangelo! It's been a while!
Plankton: Greetings!
Jet: Hey, Mikey!
Mikey: So what's everybody been doing, lately?
Jet: Well we were testing the quantum tunnel until it become a complete disaster.
Plankton: Why?
Jet: It's just because Scott starting aging into a kid, an old man, and a baby.
SpongeBob: That seems awkward.
Jet: Not really, SpongeBob! Until Tony came and fixed the solution.
Mikey: Now let's go see what our pals are doing?
Avengers Compound, inside
Moments later, Thor in a hoodie, drinking a beer and walking through the compound's Testing Chamber. Tony is also there, walking in from behind Thor.
Tony: [To Thor] Drifting left. On the side there, Lebowski. [To Rocket, who's working on something underneath a glass platform] Ratchet, How's it going?
Rocket: It's Rocket. Take it easy. You're only a genius on Earth, pal.
Thor lets out a burp, which disgusts Sonic and Lincoln due to his alcoholic breath.
Sonic: (covers nose) That's not good for your health, Thor.
Thor: Sorry about that, Blue Boy!
In another room, Bruce, Don, Shadow, Nebula, and Rhodey were checking on Scott, who is in a white and red suit called the Advanced Tech Suit.
Rhodey: Time travel suit? Not bad.
Shadow: Seems cool.
Scott: [Response to Hulk touching the suit and something red in a glass tube] Hey, hey, hey! Easy, easy!
Bruce: I'm being very careful.
Scott: No, you're being very Hulky.
Bruce: I'm being careful.
Don: Easy, Scott, Master Splinter told Raph about anger issues lately.
Scott: [Holding up the red glass bottle] These are Pym Particles, alright? And ever since Hank Pym got snapped out of existence, this is it. This is what we have. We're not making any more.
Rhodey: Scott, calm down.
Shadow: I think using Chaos Drives could help perform Chaos Control with the suit.
Scott: Sorry. We've got enough for one round trip each. That's it. No do-overs. Plus two test runs. [He accidentally presses a button, and shrinks, and then grows back to his normal size.] One test run. And what did you say, Shadow?
Bruce: Yeah, Shadow, what does that even mean?
Shadow: It's actually similar to Chaos Emeralds to control time and space.
Scott: All right. I'm not ready for this.
Clint: I'm game. I'll do it.
[Clint walks in wearing the suit Scott was moments before, the Quantum Suit.]
Bruce: Clint, now you're gonna feel a little discombobulated from the chronoshift. Don't worry about it.
[Clint taking position on the platform]
Rhodey: Wai-Wait a second, let me ask you something. If we can do this, you know, go back in time, why don't we just find baby Thanos, you know, and... [he makes a hand gesture suggesting that they strangle baby Thanos with a rope.]
Don: Not gonna work.
Bruce: [Disgusted] First of all, that's horrible...
Rhodey: [In a tone that says it's what we're all thinking.] It's Thanos.
Bruce: ...And secondly, time doesn't work that way. Changing the past doesn't change the future.
Scott: Look, we go back, we get the stones before Thanos gets them... Thanos doesn't have the stones. Problem solved.
Clint: Bingo.
Plankton: Certainly, SpongeBob and I time travelled to retrieve the Krabby Patty Secret Formula by constructing a time machine from scrap.
Nebula: That's not how it works.
Lincoln: Well at least my sister Lisa could help figure this out eventually.
Clint: Well, that's what I heard.
Bruce: What? By who? Who told you that?
Rhodey: [counting with his fingers] Star Trek, Terminator, TimeCop, Time After Time.
Scott: Quantum Leap.
Rhodey: A Wrinkle in Time, Somewhere in Time.
Scott: Hot Tub Time Machine.
Rhodey: Hot Tub Time Machine. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Basically, any movie that deals with time travel.
Scott: Die Hard? No, it's not one.
Don: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
Rhodey: This is known.
Bruce: I don't know why everyone believes that, but that isn't true. Think about it: If you travel to the past, that past becomes your future. And your former present becomes the past. Which can't now be changed by your new future.
Nebula: Exactly.
Scott: So... Back To The Future's a bunch of bullshit?
A few moments later, Clint appears to be standing on a glass platform while waiting to be transported through time via the Quantum Realm as everyone looks on.
Bruce: [Turning to Clint] Alright, Clint. We're going in 3... 2... 1!
[A helmet similar to Ant-Man's but white and more visible face pops on Clint's head, and he goes quantum. Clint flies through the quantum realm and into an opening. He grows back to normal size, but he's at a different place, and seemingly, time.]
Barton Homestead, a few years ago
[Clint look around his family home, which unlike at the start of the movie, looks a lot more alive. The helmet pops off of Clint's head, and he looks around bewildered. He sees a baseball glove on the ground, presumably belonging to one of his sons, and picks it up. However, a noise from inside the house, someone who Clint hasn't seen or heard for five years.]
Past Lila: (from inside the house) Cooper? Where are my headphones?
Clint: (hears his daughter) Lila?
Past Cooper: (also from inside) I never had them.
Clint: [murmuring] Lila? [The device on his hand starts beeping, signalling the end of this visit] Lila! [He dives for the door, but only manages to open it before he shrinks back to go back to the future.]
[We hear footsteps coming towards where Clint has just disappeared, and we see Lila coming down the stairs in Avril Lavigne-like clothing, looking around, puzzled]
Past Lila: Yeah, Dad? [She looks around] Dad?
[Lila goes back upstairs, deciding that it was just nothing]
Back to the Present Day
Clint: LILA!
He rematerialise on the glass platform, breathing heavily and sitting on the platform.
Natasha: Hey, hey. Look at me. You okay?
Clint: [Holding up the baseball glove and throw it to Stark] Yeah, it worked. It worked.
Sonic: Sweet.
Silver: Okay, now we can think of a plan.
Rouge: (takes the baseball glove from Tony) Bruce, send this thing back where it came from in the first place.
Bruce: You got it, Rouge!
He presses some of the buttons which activated and sent Clint to the past before Rouge throws the baseball glove on the platform, sending it back to where Clint took it earlier.
A few minutes later, the Avengers are in a room with some hologram displays, showcasing each of the six Infinity Stones, sitting around a table. Tony, Steve, Bruce, and Sonic are pacing at the front, clearly leading the planning of the mission.
Steve: Okay, so the "how" works. Now we gotta figure out the when and the where. Almost all of us has had an encounter with at least one of the six Infinity Stones.
Tony: Well I'd substitute the word encounter for damn well near been killed by one of the six Infinity Stones.
Scott: Well, I haven't, I don't even know what the hell you're all talking about.
Sonic: Yeah, but you dealt with the Chaos Emeralds, Scott. At least the stones are similar to them.
Bruce: Regardless, we only have enough Pym Particles for one round trip each, and these stones have been in a lot of different places throughout history.
Tony: Our history. So, not a lot of convenient spots to just drop in.
Clint: Which means we have to pick our targets.
Tony: Correct.
Steve: Let's start with the Aether. Thor, what do you know?
[We see Thor sitting on a chair with his sunglasses on. It is impossible to tell whether he is awake or asleep.]
Silver: Thor?
Mikey: Um, are you all right, dude?
Natasha: Is he asleep?
Lincoln: I'm not sure yet.
Rhodey: No, I'm pretty sure he's dead.
[Thor wakes up]
Thor: Where to start? Umm... The Aether, first, is not a stone, someone called it a stone before. It's more of a... an angry sludge thing, so... someones gonna need to amend that. Here's an interesting story though, many years ago... My grandfather had to hide the stones from the Dark Elves... [He wiggles his fingers to imitate a spooky ghost] Wooooh, scary beings. So Jane, [An image of Jane Foster pops up on the screen] Oh, there she is. That's Jane... She's... an old flame of mine... She... she stuck her hand inside a rock this one time... and then the Aether stuck itself inside her... And, she became very, very sick. So I had to take her to Asgard, which is where I'm from. And we had to try and fix her. We were dating at the time, you see. I got to introduce her to my Mother... who's dead, [Thor starts to look broken, and seems on the verge of tears] and oh you know, Jane and I aren't even dating anymore, these things happen though you know, nothing last forever, [Tony starts to push him back to his chair] I'm not done yet, the only thing permanent in life is impermanence.
Tony: Awesome. Eggs? Breakfast?
Thor: No, I'd like a Bloody Mary.
Jet and Sonic facepalm about the God of Thunder's health.
Leo: Not good.
[Everyone sitting around a table, eating a meal, and Rocket is pacing on the table in front of everyone.]
Rocket: Quill said he stole the Power Stone from Morag.
Bruce: Is that a person?
Rocket: No, Morag's a planet. Quill was a person.
Scott: A planet? Like in outer space?
Rocket: Oh, look. It's like a little puppy, all happy and everything. [Imitating talking to a puppy] Do you wanna go to space? You wanna go to space, puppy? I'll get you to space.
Kirby: Rocket, he's not a dog.
Rocket: Oh!
Plankton: What exactly is that purple rock anyway?
Rocket: It's called the Power Stone that Ronan was using in his hammer to obliterate Xandar with it. But at any rate, we took destroyed Ronan the Accuser for good, thanks to Quill.
Kirby: You mean that evil Kree, Ronan, who Carol and I faced years ago?
Rocket nods.
Kirby: Good riddance to bad rubbish.
[Moments later, Nebula was talking about the Soul Stone, and Nat writing notes for their plan.]
Nebula: Thanos found the Soul Stone on Vormir.
Natasha: [In a business-like tone] What is Vormir?
Lincoln: That sounds very dark.
Raph: Definitely out of a horror movie.
Nebula: A dominion of death, at the very center of Celestial existence. It's where... Thanos murdered my sister.
[Nat looks up, and an awkward silence falls upon the room. She writes what Nebula has just said, and Bruce makes to break the awkward moment.]
Scott: Not it.
SpongeBob: Yeah, not the place I wanna be.
[We see Tony and Nat lying on a table surrounded by papers, and Bruce lying down on the floor. The Time Stone pops up on the display.]
Natasha: That Time Stone guy...
Bruce: Doctor Strange.
Natasha: Yeah, what kind of doctor was he?
Silver: He was a neurosurgeon.
Tony: Ear-nose-throat meets rabbit from a hat.
Bruce: Nice place in the village, though.
Tony: Yeah. Sullivan Street.
Bruce: Hmm... Bleecker.
Natasha: Wait, he lived in New York?
Tony: No. He lived in Toronto.
Natasha: Guys, if you pick the right year, there are three stones in New York.
Bruce: [Sitting up in surprise] Shut the front door.
Seconds later, SpongeBob and Plankton started talking to the Avengers about the magic book, which was used by Burger Beard the Pirate.
SpongeBob: Burger Beard must have gotten his hands on the magic book on the island near Bikini Bottom.
Natasha: Is he a man who has burgers for a beard?
SpongeBob: No he was a pirate.
Plankton: But he made the Krabby Patty Secret Formula disappear, which caused a famine in Bikini Bottom.
Bruce: What kind of famine?
Plankton: The Great Krabby Patty Famine, which was an actual apocalyptic event that all the citizens were hungry for Krabby Patties.
SpongeBob: And me and Plankton became the hunted.
Sonic: Well at least both of you are safe.
With that, the Avengers were able to complete their brainstorm for the Time Heist and plan out who was going where. Natasha, Clint, Shadow and Rouge go to Vormir in 2014, along with Raph, Rhodey and Nebula, who were going to Morag, Tony, Steve, Scott, Bruce, Sonic, Knuckles, Kirby, Leo and Don were going to New York in 2012, Silver, Jet, Mikey, Thor and Rocket were going to Asgard in 2013, and SpongeBob, Lincoln, and Plankton are going to Bikini Bottom in 2015.
Steve: All right. We have a plan. Six Stones, three teams. One shot. (to SpongeBob, Lincoln, and Plankton) Get the book! It's worth a shot!
One hour later, the Avengers walking suited up in their Advanced Tech Suits and made their way to the platform.
Steve: Five years ago, we lost. All of us. We lost friends... We lost family... We lost a part of ourselves. Today, we have a chance to take it all back. You know your teams, you know your missions. Get the stones, get them back. One round trip each. No mistakes. No do-overs. Most of us are going somewhere we know. But it doesn't mean we should know what to expect. Be careful. Look out for each other. This is the fight of our lives. And we're gonna win. [Tony gives Steve a look] Whatever it takes. Good luck.
Rocket:[Refers to Steve's speaking] He's pretty good at that.
Scott: Right? [Looks very excited]
Tony: All right. You heard the man. Stroke those keys, jolly green.
Bruce: Tractors engaged.
Rocket: [Addressing the shrunk Benatar in Clint's hand] You promise to bring that back in one piece, right?
Clint: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I'll do my best.
Rocket: As promises go, that was pretty lame.
Natasha: [Smiling excitedly] See you in a minute.
Sonic: Good luck, you guys!
Rouge: Same to you, Sonic!
Leo: Remember, Raph, Mikey! Both of you guys are going to do what has to be done, got it!?
Raph & Mikey: Yes, Leo!
The machine starts to activate as everyone activate their helmets.
Sonic: Now THIS is first class! Here we go!
[They all shrink and enter the Quantum Realm, and they all split at different intervals, going to a different place at a different time in history.]
Operation: Travel Through Time To Search for the Stones are ready to go. Another part of the Time Heist is about retrieving the magic book from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out Of Water.
