Chapter 15: Luan

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"Hey, Luan, can I have a word with you?" Lori asks.

"Sure," Luan says.

They walk up stairs, into Luan and Luna's room.

"What do you weave, Lori?"

Lori stares at Luan, getting the impression that she thinks that Luan was saying that she had a weave. "Disrespect," Replies Lori. "I need to know where my phone is? Do you have any information on it?"

"No," Luan says.

"Are you sure?" Lori asks, "Cause, whenever I'd bring it up, you'd get all sweaty. Are you lying...by any chance?"

"No, Lori. Give me one good reason why I'd steal your phone?"

"For a prank," Lori says.

"You do have a good point, Lori. But, I would've given it back by now. There'd be nothing to do, your life is ruined."

"Why does everyone say that?!"

"Cause, Lori, it's true. One-hundred percent true."

"It. Is. Not!"

"Are you sure? You did lose your man, and became the social outcast of the school. All because you were caught, fucking around with a man ton the global news. You lost your boyfriend because of that. And, the fact that you were having fun, that is the prime reason why you're the social outcast of Royal Woods High School. There's no turning back on your life, now, Lori."

Lori did not respond to Luan; for she did have a good point.

"Ok, Luan." Lori says.

They leave the house, and once they get to high school, like the new usual, Lori is being dissed on behind her own back.

It wasn't until now that she decided to take action.

"Lori is really dumb for what she did," A familiar voice says.

"I would agree," Carol Pingrey says. "I fell bad for her."

"I don't," The familiar voice once again speaks.

Since Lori knew exactly where the person was, because of how it sounded through one of her ears.

She turned around, and swung.

"Ow," The voice said.

"Luan?" Lori asks.

A teacher walks up. "What's going on?"

"Nothing, ma'am." Lori says.

"Lori just knocked out her sister, Luan." Carol says.

"Come with me, Mrs." The teacher says.

They walk by Carol, and Luan.

"Op," Lori says, under her breath.


Rita arrives at the school office.

"What's going on?" She asks.

"Lori knocked out her sister, Luan."

Rita stares at Lori.

She chuckles.


Luan is escorted to the hospital, where she meets her dad.

"What happened?"

"We don't know, yet," A EMT said.

Lynn gets a call.

"Wait a minute," He says, and answers the call. "Hey, honey. Whats wrong?"

"'Lori smacked Luan,' is what I heard."

"Oh really? Let's ground her."

"I agree, Lynn."


"Lori, what do you have to say for yourself?" Rita asks.

"I'm sorry, Luan."

"It's ok," Luan says, over the phone.

After school, Lynn retrieves his kids, and go to the hospital, where Lori, Luan and Rita awaits.

"What happened?" Lynn Junior asks, in the van.

"Lori knocked Luan out at school, out of rage," Lynn replies.

"What?" Luna asks. "Why, bro? Why?"

"According to Carol Pingrey..."

"Carol Pingrey?" Asks Luna. "How can we trust her her?"

"She's our only witness. The school said they'd check the cameras, but they haven't told us what happened, yet." Their dad says. "But, Carol said..."

"We don't care about what that lying bitch says."

"Watch your mouth, Lincoln."

"Sorry, dad. Just got a little...to caught up in the moment, ya know."

"Anyways, Carol Pingrey said-STOP INTERRUPTING ME!" Lynn says.

"-Carol Pingrey said that they were dissing on Luan, and Lori heard, and she just smacked Luan, for no reason."

"Luna, did you hear this?" Asks Lucy.

"No, I didn't hear this," Luna says.

"How about you, Leni?" Lana asks.

"Do you really think she'll answer that?" Lola says, "She probably doesn't know what we're talking about."

"How much you wanna bet, Lola?" Lana asks.

"Fifty dollars."

"Ok, bet." Lana says, "Leni? What are we talking about?"

"I don't know," Leni says.

Lola looks at Lana, who is looking down.


"Luan?" Rita asks. "Are you able to tell us what happened?"

"Y-yes, I-I'll t-t-try." She stutters. "Y-you s-s-see, me and C-Carol w-were tal-talk-talking ab-bou-bout L-Lori, a-and sh-she j-j-just-ust t-turned around and smacked me-m-me."

"I'll bet you didn't recognize the voice, Lori?" Rita says.

"I did not."

"Sure you didn't."

"Hey, guys." Someone says. "I came a soon as Lincoln texted me to-L-L-Lori? System overload. Shutting-down. Shutting-down." His voice got lower, until it trailed off.

He fell down, blood gushing out of his nose.

A nurse comes, and takes him to another room.

Just then, the rest of the Loud's come.

However, Lincoln went to go check on Clyde, first.

Rita tells them what what happened.

They all glare at Lori, in disgust.

"Way to go, Lori." Lana says.

"You're really gonna bring us a bill to pay," Lucy says.

"But, we're not paying it," Rita says.

"Then who will?" Leni asks.

"Lori'll pay them. And, if she can't afford it, then I'll pay for it. When she finds her phone, we'll just cut her service off, until all the money I've saved recovered my bank balance."

"When we get home, Lori," Rita says. "You'll be in so much trouble...you'll never hear the end of it."

"That's right," Lynn Senior says.

They all go home, leaving Luan there for the night.

In the car, it is awkwardly quiet. For Lori.

Everyone is staring at her, making her feel awkward.

I finally typed a long chapter.

And, I got this posted in under 22 hours of the last chapter.