It had been several years. Milana was excited. Today was the day, now or never! She had all the ingredients, and the knowledge. She'd trained several years for this day! She placed her hands on the transmutation circle, smiling. Deep purple light issued forth. She just wanted to see her sister's smile again. Suddenly, black hands began to grab at her.

She was standing in a white void. A creepy voice echoed across its expanse. "Hello, Miss Al-che-mist~"

-o-0-o-

Edward had heard the scream. He raced to the little broom shed where Milana had been and opened the door. The stench of blood greeted him. A set of empty clothes lay on the floor, rapidly turning red from the blood pouring out of a blackened figure. It gasped once and died. Edward sank to the floor, sobbing.

~END~

Hey, FennecOfTheDessert here! I just wanted to thank you for reading this st-

"Why he-llo, Fe-nnec-Of-The-Des-sert~"

FennecOfTheDessert: [turns around] Truth! What... Why are you here?

Truth: You are a storyteller, Fen-nec-Of-The-Des-sert~ You should be repor-ting the ffactssss...

FennecOtTheDessert: What do you mean?

River Maury: Well-

FennecOfTheDessert: [Jumps up] WOAAH THERE! You're alive?!

River: Obviously. Your story is completely untrue.

Truth: Remember that Transmutation circle you activated earlier? Well, as payment you're gonna write the TRUE story.

River: What you're writing right now is Blandley's government propaganda.

FennecOfTheDessert: Well, I did research from the government's best library and all, so I guess the information was all biased.

River: You got it~

FennecOfTheDessert: Well, I guess I'm stuck here until I finish this story, right?

Truth: You got it~

River: Yeah, Look how many facts you got wrong. Robert's a girl. Her parents wanted a boy so bad they named her Robert. Also, we weren't even in special ops. We flew fighter-bombers. Also, we did NOT die in a ditch...

FennecOfTheDessert: Okay okay okay okay I'm writing! I'm writing!

River: Although I like the title. You should keep it.

FennecOfTheDessert: Hm. Okay. I'm just gonna keep this story up for a week so my readers have closure.

River: With such lies?

Truth: Just start already~

FennecOfTheDessert: [types hurriedly]

(This is the actual end)