Review response:
Mike AZ 2: You'd think that Volke would stomach anything horrific. But then he joined this group. lol.
Could all of you PLEASE just focus on the battle instead of how best to annoy me? It's not a competition, because if it was the grand prize would be my foot in your ass.
-Titania
Astrid- I thank you for NOT taking your horse out into the desert. Normally this doesn't require thanks, but as you might have noticed, common sense isn't exactly common here.
Boyd- You have only yourself to blame, and you're staying with Ilyana. Have fun!
Brom- We'll get you out of the sand! Just hold on!
Gatrie- You and Boyd had it coming.
Ike- Shinon's whereabouts really aren't important right now. Let's just go with "not dead, and still racist dastard." "Still racist" applies to pretty much everything about this damned country.
Ilyana- Boyd lied to you; desert and dessert aren't the same thing, and it's full of sand, not brown sugar… Permission to take vengeance granted. Just make sure he can still walk.
Jill- Thank you for at least asking the Laguz bandits to stand down before killing them.
Kieran- That's it! You can't be trusted! Surrender them at once and report to cheerleading duty!
Lethe- I need you to investigate that north-east alcove. It's suspicious, and you're the only one who can make it there.
Makalov- What part of "you're not getting paid" did you have difficulty with? Is it because you only speak in idiot? Do we need Gatrie to explain it to you? "HEY!" YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE, GATRIE!
Marcia- Where did that Falcon Knight armour come from- you know what? I don't want to know.
Mia- That's what happens when you just nab broken swords from Jorge instead of maintaining them.
Mist- For the tenth and what better be the last time, stop bopping people on the head with healing stave- is that a physic stave? You found a physic stave and you're using it to bop people on the head? What is WRONG with you?
Mordicai- Follow Lethe in case she needs back up.
Nephenee- While I was being sarcastic when I said "Sand. It's everywhere. Get used to it;" I wasn't kidding about sand getting EVERYWHERE.
Oscar- Stop trying to get the Laguz bandits to hold axes. I don't care if you think they're not doing it right!
Rhys- The Raven literally said "Boo" to you. He was being sarcastic and now you're running around in circles. Why. WHY? YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!
Rolf- Look, kiddo. You need to accept the fact that Shinon, Gatrie, Greil, your father, and neither of your brothers are good role models.
Soren- Stop being so gleeful about killing Laguz. I have a Lethe and I'm not afraid to use her.
Sothe- Your task is to find any treasures buried here.
Volke- Your task is to find any treasures buried he- NO you may not keep them as "payment"!
Zihark- Repeat after me: "Bandits do not want to be my friend."
As usual, thanks go to Aust Sakura Kyzor for being the editor, because trying to have these be funny is a lot of work...
