Sora in Giantland
Hey kiddos miss me, Bills back for part 2 of this little tale of ours and boy are things getting steamy. Well actually know they aren't getting steamy so much so as they are just getting exciting. You actually need romance to get steamy and Sora is well ...He ain't that kinda kid, which is a shame because, he ain't half bad looking honestly, granted I know what his full adult form is going to be like so I'm biased in that regard.
Anyway, on with the show.
"Guys! Guys! Wake up, it worked!" Sora beamed with delight
Donald and Goofy woke up from there bed to find where they were.
"Huh, what happened," Goofy moaned
Donald let out a loud yawn, "What in the-Are we dead"
"I don't think so," Sora said, pinching himself, it hurt so it must have met he wasn't dead, "Nah, we are alive"
"Then where are we" Goofy asked
And with the coming of dawn the bewildered farmers saw themselves staring at a mammoth castle ...In the sky
Who lives here I wonder? Man or monster? A princess, or a dragon? Obviously someone rich otherwise they'd live in an apartment or a condo, maybe a mid level one story house and considering most rich people...Well you decide if the answer is man or monster...heh heh.
Well anyway they could get a handout. Should too I mean come, lets redistribute that wealth, not like he couldn't spare a few times...A few beans ...Nah not beings what am I saying?
I bet mortal man has never set foot in this place
Anywho, Sora Donald and Goofy are going through these large grassland. They all look very interested in what's going on. Everything is like ten times larger than the rest of them. Even the mosquitoes and bugs are bigger than them. So...I say, let's take a look at what they are saying, I'm sure they have some lovely commentary for the good readers back home, who are reading at the present moment.
"Wow, this place is amazing,see Donald, I told you those magic beans were worth something" Sora said.
Donald just rolled his eyes and mumbled his usual undisguisable mumbling.
"Guess you were right Sora," Goofy said, scratching his head, "However...Something don't feel quite right"
"What is it Goofy?"
"It just...I feel like I've done this before, like ...Like we been in a dream about a castle before"
Sora shrugged, "Come on Goofy, we've been poor farmers all our lives, it's not like we don't know anything else. Always been the three of us. All for one and one for all right"
"Yeah...Yeah your right, I don't know what I'm thinking.
Oh if only they knew.
As they pass by they come across some MASSIVE footprints, I mean look at them, they're huge. Cinderella didn't make it I tell yuh that. Man look at those feet, gigantic. Anyway, soon they reached the moat around the castle. But this didn't stop these kids. Oh, no. This bunch of nuts went on as if drawn by some irresistible force. My guess greed, that's normally it. And then suddenly, without warning, out of the sky above.
Dragonflies, huge gigantic dragonflies start hovering over them like bomber planes ready to burn down a village, well most likely a city.
Sora looks at them with awe, like he does everything honestly, "Gee what wompers"
"Yeah, bombers," Donald then pretends to have a machine gun and imagines shooting them down. That's ...That's a little incentive don't yuh think. I mean I'm a demon of pure energy but even I think that might be a little too far, I mean come on Donald, really? I knew I liked Goofy more.
Oh wait here comes the comeuppance, for the one of them is starting to fly down towards them now. Ooooooh Donald really done it to them now. These guys are gonna get squished or at the very least lose the boat they are using and tip over and drown.
"Gee thanks Donald, you aggravated them," Sora scolded being mister morality like always.
The giant dragon fire heads towards them. It's beak tiled ready to strike. Oh looks like our heroes are in trouble now. But wait, what's this...A huge fish leaps from the ocean, saving them by swallowing the dragonfly hole...Poor dragonfly though. Poor poor dragonfly. All because Donald just had to aggravate him.
Who are the real heros folks I ask you?
Finally they reach the Castle...The hard way.
See they had to climb a bunch of steps and man on man when you have a tiny person climbing a massive step, it's like climbing a dozen tiny Mount Everest. Sora and Goofy both look at Donald spitting water out, then putting the hand out, then Donald climbs up on Sora and Goofy, then throwing him up, then grabbing Mickey, then they try to get him up, then they all climb up, then they all look at a castle door, then knocking, then taking a hat off, then they all walk under the door, then Goofy tries to get out of the door, then they both help get Goofy out, with pants off, then putting the pants back on, then running down to Donald and Mickey, then they all look at a table.
And what is on this tabel you ask.
"FOOD! FOOD! LET ME AT IT!" Donald shouts as he runs right for it.
Boy the size of that meal That's enough to keep Happy Valley happy for a looooooong time. Clearly this guy isn't redistributing the wealth.
"Oh wow this is amazing!" Sora burst like a bubble.
Goofy seemed a bit unsure at first as he looked around, "Wonder why everything is so big"
"Who knows, maybe they have a big appetite"
Oi vey
"Could you imagine giving this stuff to the people back home," Sora added, "People would never go hungry, we shouldn't share this just for ourselves, we should give to the people down there who need it".
Well at least someone has a moral compass, not that I care mind you, I keep it all to myself, and turn it into sweets and candy
"I mean just imagine Goofy, Goofy?" To late he was gone
As they dig in, a bunch of random things start happening to them. Goofy digs the peas out of the bowl, then bouncing on Goofy, then falling down, then landing on the jello, then the hat lands on the jello, then touching a nose, then trying to get a hat, with the feet shaking, with the pants falling down, then shaking up, then walking up, then falling down, with the wave of jello, then trying to get a hat, then falling down on the nuts.
It's not until Sora finds a giant red box and looks in does he see something inside.
Our Golden Harp named Namine.
"Oh, whose their, hello"
Sora looks at the harp with awe, like he's never seen someone of the opposite gender before. "Oh! That's the harp"
Donald looks surprised by happy, "Oh boy, oh boy"
"How'd you get here," Sora asked, "One day you were at the Castle and the next thing I know you vanished, never to be seen again"
"I was kidnapped, by a giant"
"Oh…..A GIANT!"
"Yes, a big scary giant too," Namine said, acting all cute and innocent,"He's kidnapped and made me play for him so that he can fall asleep instead of allowing me to sing my song so that the magic of happy valley could spread"
"Sounds awful" Goofy said
That's right folks a giant A big hunk of a lard, tiny red hair, big red nose, buck teeth wearing a pink shirts green pants. As he appears, he just says the magic words...Fi-Fi-Fo-Fum….He begins to march into the castle hall ands strut wielding a giant mace ready to strike down his enemies with a….Ah I'm just kidding, nah, the guys name is Willie, he's actually a good guy
Willie
Fe-Fi-Fo Fum
Fe-fi-fo-fum,
he-hi-ho-hum.
I'm a most amazing guy,
a most amazing guy am I! Fe-fi-fo-fum,
he-hi-ho-hum.
I'm the stuff, I'm tellin' you for here's what I can do!
I can change myself into an elf, fly up high like the birdies. I can disappear into atmosphere, peekaboo! 'Cause I know the magic wordies, fi-fo-fe-fer, fi-fi-fi-fi
"Fi-Fi...I don't know no Fi-Fi" Okay So Willie ain't exactly the brightest bulb in the bunch but still a good guy none the less. Anyway he begins to look around and sniff "Fe-Fi-Fo Fum...I smell Pot roast! Chocolate pot roast! With stispashio, with spispashni, with smishmash, with green gravy!" He takes a fork and knife, then sliding together, humming, then cutting the cheese. "Feedy, fidey, fodey, fum!. He puts salt on the sandwich
Sora pops his head in the sandwich and sneezes, "Gesundheight" since when did he learn to say that.
"Oh no, you don't! You can't get away from Willie!" Willie started going through the sandwitch trying to get to him, which eventually he did, "I gotcha, I think I gotcha….Yeah I gotcha"
Not a big brain for a big head like his
Sora thrashed and punched but to no avail
"Willie"
"What?"
"10, 20, 30, 40, 50, boy what a lifeline. I learned a few tricks while talking to a begger woman in the village a couple times and boy do you have a bunch"
"But what's this here"
Sora put his hand behind his back giving a sneak grin, what a trickster, I knew I liked him,
"What is it? What is it?"
"Oh boy, oh boy, I can't believe it"
"Is it bad?" Willie asked looking nervous
"Why, it says you can change into anything"
"Sure, sure! You wanna see me? I can change myself into the darndest things. Ha ha ha ha! Go on. Give me something'. Anything!
What is old spikey boy up too. Sora's got some sorta plan up his sleeves. Gotta admire that intuition, didn't really know he had it in him really. Let's see where this goes though.
"Really anything?" Sora smirked, "Can you turn into something small maybe, maybe I don't know, something my size"
"Like what?"
"I don't know, can you turn into a fly?"
"Really? A teenie weenie itsy bitsy housefly".
"Yeah,"
Oh ho! I get it now, get the giant to be small and WHAM! Right in the kisser.
Willie seems to be buying it, "Okay a fly...but why?"
Sora seemed to be getting a bit nervous now
"Because ...eh heh"
Signaling his friends he gets them to grab the giant fly swatter. It takes a while, playing tower always has it difficulties. Though they are ready, one fly later and then SPLAT, bye, bye problem. Oh I knew I liked this kid, a bit of a trickster in him. Gotta give credit were credit is due am I right.
They get ready to smack him
" Fe-fi-fo-fum, he-hi-ho-hum! I'm the most amazing guy, te-ti-te-ti-te-ti!" But instead of a fly, he transforms into a bunny, a big pink fluffy bunny...Oh that's not disturbing at all ain't it"
Willie seems them, and he ain't happy
He grabs Sora, Donald and Goofy, his hands are huge that he can fit all three of them with no problem at all. The trio struggle to get out for sure, but the giant just continues to squish them in.
Sora though, he's not out just yet, he manages to escape being put in the box with the harp although Donald and Goofy aren't so lucky.
Finally Willie takes out the harp.
"Sora," It says in a whisper,
Sora hides behind the box only to get picked up along with it as Willie puts it on the shelf squashing the poor kid against the wall
But don't forget there is still the magic harp and she knows the giants weakness.
Perhaps a song or too will do the trick
Namine
In my favorite dream
Everyone is so delightful
No one's mean or spiteful
In my favorite dream
"Wow she's good" Sora said as he begins to sneak closer towards the giant
Yes, and in my favorite dream
There my heart can go romancing
Dancing to a heavenly theme
But there's something else I look forward to
It's a secret, but here's a clue
He's my favorite you-know-who
You're the hero of my most favorite dream
While the singing continues Sora gets closer to the giant, using some string and thread. He has to be delicate about this kids, otherwise he's gonna get squished big time.
In his right vest pocket you'll find the key
The right vest pocket, go carefully
Subtle harp subtle
There are a few stumbles as Sora enters into his pocket, even accidentally wakes him up for a few moments before causing him to fall asleep again. But because it's Sora and because he is the great hero of this story, he gets the key and frees his friend, uniting with the harp in the progress.
I can even see a tiny blush on his face as he speaks to her.
Young love with inanimate objects.
"Sora, at your service" He said giving a faint bow, "Now let's get you away from that mean old giant".
"Thank you Sora," Namine smiled, "Thank you for being my hero"
"Always"
Even Donald and Goofy roll their eyes at the foreplay.
Sora looked up at Willie and towards the door, "So...Shall we head out"
"Yes, I've hated being that giants only reason to fall asleep"
"Wonder why he has trouble sleeping?"
"I don't know,"
"He should have learned to share," Donald replied
Sora pauses for a moment and begins to think
"What is it Sora?" Goofy asked
"It's just...I have that feeling again, like, like something isn't right" Sora said, he was finally starting to get finally get his bearings back, "Like ...I don't know, this isn't even real"
Ohohohohohoho, you have no idea kid.
Down on the ground, Donald prepares a little trap for the giant, while Goofy and Sora get the harp ready to head out. Sora and Goofy continued to work the harp slowly down so they don't wake the mean giant. It was going to be a slow and steady operation, otherwise they were gonna get squashed, and that wouldn't be fun.
Well, I think it would be fun, but I still think it wouldn't be fun for them.
To bad the giant woke up….Whoops.
Sora looked up and saw the Giant looking down at them.
Might wanna run kid.
"RUN!"
And so Sora, Donald and Goofy ran out of there like mice being chased by a cat. The Giant tried to get them but thankfully due to the Duck's little trick and tripped the moment he tried to move.
Sora and Goofy grabbed the harp and began to head out of there as fast as they could, being careful when near the stairs.
One step wrong and it all falls down.
Step by step, the giant chased after them as Sora began to go down the beanstalk. Thankfully being small means being fast, and the Keyboy and his friends were fast and they needed to be fast because that Giant was going full speed ahead. He really, really, really wanted that harp. Honestly, why, I don't know, so he can get a good sleep.
Nightquil my friend nightquil.
"Almost there, Sora!" Goofy cried.
Sora had trouble carrying the harp as he climbed, "Don't worry, almost there"
"I know, be careful, the giant is coming" Namine said, looking nervous.
"What do we do?" Donald yelled.
"I have an idea!"
Taking an axe Donald and Goofy started to chop down the beanstalk. It began to slice open and slowly tip over. To bad the giant was already climbing the thing...Poor sap, because he lost balance and boy did he fall faster than a meteor, even landing with a loud THUD on the ground, the poor farm leaping a few feet in the air before landing down again.
Giant was knocked out cold.
"You did it Sora," Namine said clapping with approval, "You defeated the Evil giant?"
"Yeah, defeated him?
And so the-
Hey!
Hey!
Sora...Kid, why are you going over to the giant, why are you going to giant. Oh wait...I get it, he's knocked out but not dead, okay...Gonna finish the job, I get yuh, i get yuh, can't wait to see this.
The giant opened his eyes, Sora looked at him.
It was a stare down of the century.
And.
And…
"Why did you take the harp?" Sora asked, wait what? "I mean, did you really need to sleep"
"Uh ...Yeah, I like it...It was purty, and shiny"
"But did you really need to take it? Why not just ask for some help with resting, I mean come on, does a giant need all that...Big Castle, maybe I don't know...Learn to share"
"But I don't wanna"
"Well not sharing hasn't gotten you far," Sora scolded, he's sounding like a mother. "I just defeated you and you almost got knocked out"
Holy hearts, is this kid really trying to make the giant see the light. Just end it already kid. No need to turn this into a saturday morning sitcom moral lesson. Just finish it already.
"No!" Sora yelled at me, rude, "Look, , sorry we took the harp, but it didn't belong to you, but maybe...I don't know...Try sharing ...You can still get a nap, and no one else can
"Well uh...I guess" The giant said, seeming unsure, "Can I still eat, and nap, and here pretty songs"
"I don't know, maybe ask the harp" Sora asked.
Namine seemed unsure of what was happening, but apparently nodded...Wait, really? "Sure-I'll do it"
Sora just smiled, but before anything else could happen things began to fade. The poor kid clenched his head, he looked in pain. The hilarious kind for sure, but a pain nonetheless. I guess wherever this story was going is about to come to a premature end right now.
"Hey what's going" Sora blinked as he looked down at his clothes, come kid, remember, remember, "Why am i wearing this"
YES HE REMEMBERS
"Bill?"
Yep, it's me...Mr. Narrator himself, and it's a good thing too, that memory was a doozy?'
"A doozy?'
Yeah, this particular memory was a scenario, making you play a role as the hero against a evil giant. Course you tried to get the giant to share and be good because you took pity on it. Guess that's the whole hero thing, but whatever. Whoever wanted you to deal with the memory though clearly wanted it over quick by the end.
"Oh...Okay?" Sora was just confused now.
A bright light appeared taking the shape of a door.
"Sora" Goofy called, "Sora, what happened
"I-I don't know...But I think we move forward"
Move forward indeed kid...Move forward indeed.
