Last Time On Dimension Hoppers...

"Once the time is up, the Maßöffner will attack," Hekapoo said. Father Time nodded. "They will have more power by that time. The destruction of the universe will be absolute," Father Time said.

Hekapoo's eyes grew wide. "H-H-How did you figure all of this out anyway?" "I've kept it a secret for all these centuries because I thought it wasn't necessary. As Skywynne reversed time, a doomsday clock started to form. I noticed it after the formation of Skywynne's secind timeline. Of course, I didn't know what it was for but I kept it around anyway, just in case I figure out what it was for. As soon as Star broke the Wand of Mewni, it started ticking. There's a date for when all time will end," Father Time explained. "When is it?" Hekapoo asked. Father Time answered without hesitation.

"May 20th, 2020."


Star found himself at the Temple of the Sky, his favorite place on Mewni.

"So, you're telling me, you actually fucked up big time but you reversed time but everything has a catch and when I fucked up big time what you did started affecting what I did and shit gets out of control," Star concluded. Skywynne blinked. "Yeah. Something like that. Have a seat," she said, pulling up a chair for Star.

"What if I destroyed the clock?" Star asked. "The end will still come anyway," Skywynne answered. "Ok. Then what if I capture all of the Maßöffner?" Star asked. "The end will still come anyway," Skywynne repeated.

"Hekapoo told me that Pando and I will destroy the universe. I now know how I destroy it but what about Pando?" Star asked. Skywynne didn't say anything. Star sighed in annoyance. "You can time travel, right? Go to the future and see how the universe gets destroyed so I can stop it," Star said.

"When I reversed the affects of what I'd done, the Doomsday Clock formed. When you repeated my actions it started ticking. Father Time and I tried to reverse the clock and you destroying the wand but it wouldn't work. The outcome kept on getting worse and worse. I can't tell you how the universe gets destroyed. I did in a previous timeline and things also got worse," Skywynne explained.

"...I see. Do you know if this time Pando and I stop the universe from destruction?" Star asked. "By the way things are going right now, no. I'm pretty sure Hekapoo told you what she saw, correct?" Skywynne answered. "She said one of us will end up dead. Pando was in a coma but he never died. As for me...I got shot by Sensei Brantley. Am I alive...?" Star asked.

"Do you want to return back to reality?" Skywynne asked. "What do you mean?" Star asked. "You can stay here and enjoy exploring the universe with the Zodiacs," Skywynne said. When Star turned around, he saw the Zodiacs.

Capricorn and Taurus were fighting while Pisces tried to stop them, as usual.

Aquarius and Gemini were trying to convince Scorpio to go clubbing with them, as usual.

Aries and Sagittarius were dealing with Virgo's nagging, as usual.

Cancer and Libra were talking about boys while Leo gave them boy advice, as usual.

Star smiled. He enjoyed hanging out with the Zodiacs and exploring the universe. There were thousands, probably millions of worlds he hasn't explored yet. Plus, that was when life was simple. But at the same time, he understood that he couldn't just run away from his problems. He has to own up to his actions and bare the consequences.

"I'll go back to reality," Star said. "Even when the destruction of the universe in inevetible? If you stayed here, you can explore the universe for all eternity," Skywynne said. "It's March 1st back on Earth, right? I have a little over 2 months until May 20th, graduation day. I'll find the Maßöffner and I'll rebuild the Wand of Mewni. I'll also set everyone's lives I've messed up back to normal. When I'm done, I'll go back to Mewni and stay with my family until the day comes," Star said. Skywynne smiled.

"Your wake up call is now."


Act 9: total waste of time.


When Star opened his eyes, there was Macaria sitting next to his bed. She was fast asleep. Good. She's ok, he thought. He saw the stitches and bandages and started to feel bad. I promised I'll make everyone's lives back to normal. I'll start with you, Marco. He lightly touched Macaria's right hand which was holding onto Star's arm.

Suddenly, Macaria woke up. Star quickly let go. "You're awake," she said. "Were you crying?" Star asked. "No," Macaria answered. "I've never seen you cry," Star said with a smirk. "I don't cry," Macaria said, crossing her arms.

Awkward silence.

"Hey, you feeling better?" Macaria asked, breaking the silence. "I don't even a feel a thing. How about you?" Star asked. "They're just cuts. They're not as bad as getting shot," Macaria answered.

"So, anything going on this month?" Star asked. Macaria nodded. "Prom is on the 21st. Then the last week of March to the first week of April is Spring Break." "You going to prom?" Star asked. Macaria thought about it. "Doesn't seem like it. The person I wanna go with hasn't asked me out yet and knowing him, he could honestly care less about prom anyway."

"Lemme guess. It's Leo, right?" Star asked. Macaria nervously looked around. "What? Bad joke? Was I wrong?" Star asked. "Leo...is Ludo's spy," Macaria hesitantly answered. "What do you mean?" Star asked. Macaria explained the whole situation.

Fuck. Everyone's really invovled in all this. How am I supposed to get everyone out now? Star wondered.

Since they weren't allowed to leave the hospital for a while, Brittney and the others decided to get things done for them. Brittney had completely taken over Macaria's student council work. She sometimes came into Macaria's hospital room and did the work with her. She wouldn't let Macaria help her, though. She only came in so Macaria would know what was going on.

Other than doing student council work, Brittney came in with face masks and other stuff to keep Macaria busy. Brittney would ramble on about all kinds of stuff to keep Macaria's mind off of the situation.

Venus came in with food and anytning else Macaria needed. She also came up with some sort of potion that spead up their recovery to a week. She sometimes just sat in the room to keep Macaria company. At first, Macaria felt that was suspicious. "Why are you suddenly being nice to me?" Macaria asked. "Is it wrong for us girls to look out for each other?" Venus answered. Macaria thought about Venus' answer.

"I have to thank you for all the times you've helped me. I used to think that you were planning something and were only tryna make me owe you something," Macaria said. "I don't know why everyone sees me as the Devil? I'm not evil and manipulative all the time," Venus said. Throughout the rest of the hospital stay, Macaria enjoyed Venus' quiet company.

As for Star's side, Jan came in, smuggling all sorts of junk food. Jan talked to Star about many things as they munched on their chips. Since they can't work at Ordinary Store, Jan has been looking for jobs all over the place.

Jan even brought his PX4 for Star to play with. If they weren't destroying each ither in the game, Jan brought in movies and they watched them together. Jan updated him on everything that was going on at school. He even updated him on how the search for Leo was going. He told him about the situation with the Ikenga as well. Star diligently listened.

Pando mainly came in to laugh at Star's state. Of course, Star found it annoying. One night, Pando came in. "Did you just get back from basketball?" Star asked. Pando nodded. "Last game of the season. I'm the star player!" "Are you gonna make fun of me?" Star asked. "Of course I am!" Pando answered, laughing. "Hey...I heard about the Ikenga," Star said. Pando stopped laughing. "Don't be too hard on them," Star said. "Like you can be talking. One of your elite guards was a spy this whole time. What are you gonna do about it?" Pando asked.

"Yeah, I'm pissed off, but I'm not like you, forcing Onwa to give Anya 1,001 lashes just for not telling you about Anga. She likes Wingu. Let her be with him," Star said. "When did you get all soft?" Pando asked. "You've punished Anya enough. You still need your Ikenga, right? I'll deal with Leo once I'm outta here. Also, I think it's for the best that we fix the Earthlings' lives," Star answered. "Yeah, we fucked up everything, didn't we? Lets give them a normal high school experience for the remaininder of our time here. Once Panda destroys Immortal and we have all of the Maßöffner shards, we outta here, hands down," Pando said.

Eventually, Star and Macaria got discharged. As soon as they arrived at the house, there was a whole feast waiting for them on the dinning table. "Let's have a family meeting," Angie said. Star and Macaria nodded and sat down. Angie was the last to sit down.

"I don't know what's going on and if you two choose not to tell me, so be it. I'll respect your decisions. I understand that you two value your independence. But I'm still your mother. Even you, Star. You're living here so as long as you stay here, you're my child. It breaks my heart to learn that one of you was stabbed 53 times, the other one got shot in the chest, and the third one went missing. I don't want this incident to happen again, you hear?" Angie explained.

"It won't happen again. We promise. Everything will go back to normal. You don't have to worry about us. And Leo went back to Italy. It was so urgent because it was a family emergency. He told me to tell you he says he's sorry for leaving so soon," Star explained. "Ok, that's good," Angie said.

"Also...I might be leaving soon," Star said. Macaria quickly turned to look at Star. Star didn't lok at her. "But it's not the end of the school year yet," Angie said. "It has to do with my family," Star said. "Really? Will you be coming back?" Angie asked. Star didn't say anything for a while. Angie was curiously waiting for an answer. Eventually, Star gave Angie and Macaria an answer.

"No."

Macaria got up. "I'm tired. I'm gonna get ready for bed. Night," she said, taking her plates to the kitchen. Star and Angie watched as Macaria left. "She's attatched to you," Angie said. "I've noticed," Star said. "Thank you for being there for my baby girl," Angie said. Star simply nodded.

At school, people heard a different story about the attack. In their story, Macaria was walking home by herself when Gatos, who is with Immortal, abducted her. Perros heard about this and so they attacked. The leader of Gatos, Sensei Brantley, stabbed Macaria 53 times when she was defending herself and he burnt himself alive when he heard police sirens. Venus, who came up with and spread the story using quesrionable methods, made sure to leave out parts that would expose them.

Everyone kept on asking Macaria if she was ok. She would tell them that she was fine with a fake smile and everyone believed her. She continued with school but didn't continue her student council work. Brittney had taken it over.

Soon, prom became less than a week away. "Ima ask Macaria out to prom!" Jan told Star after school. "If she rejected you when you asked her to be your valentine, what makes you think she'll say yes to going out to prom with you?" Star asked. "You'd never know unless you try," Jan answered with a big grin.

Jan then frowned. "She's been so out of it though. I mean, I wouldn't blame her. I've tried many ways to cheer her up but she would only glare at her. Then her mood gets worse," Jan said. "Chillax. I'll find a way to cheer her up," Star said. "Good cuz I was about to ask Glossaryck to help me out," Jan said.

Star sat in the living room and waited for Macaria to come back from school. As he waited, he had taken Macaria's laptop which had access to the Universal Web. "I forgot all about this," he told Jinx as he scrolled through the news articles. Jinx meowed something. "I think you're asking me why I'm looking at the news, right? I gotta know what's going on in the universe. I'm also looking for a place that Marco would like," Star said.

Jinx hopped off the couch and jumped on a book that was on the floor. "A book?" Star asked. He watched as Jinx opened the book, flipped to a random page, left it open on the ground, and pretended to read it. "Isn't that a book of earthly fairy tales? Wait, isn't the Legendary Festival this week?" Star wondered. He turned back to the laptop and typed in Avalonia. The news results that were showing were on the Legendary Festival. "Marco would definitely like this!" Star cried.

Macaria enrered the house. "Back from student council," she announced with a sigh. Star pulled out his Dimensional Scissors and opened a portal. "Come on!" He cried, grabbing Macaria by the arm. "Wha!?" Macaria cried, completely caught off guard. Star dragged her into the portal with him and Jinx quickly followed behind.

Macaria and Star arrived at a medieval looking village. Everywhere was lively. The street vendors were selling all sorts of accessories and foods, the citizens were all dressed up, the buildings and trees were all decorated, and everywhere was crowded.

"Where are we?" Macaria asked. "Avalonia, where the Seers live," Star answered. "Woah..." Macaria responded, looking around. "Let's blend in. They don't really like outsiders, even though the Legendary Festival is where they get a lot of tourists. That's why tourists who are smart dress up like the Avalonians so they can blend in and not cause any trouble," Star told her. Macaria nodded and followed Star into a boutique.

After getting dress, the two of them walked around the marketplace. As they did, Star bought Macaria all sorts of accessories that she admired. "I meant to ask this earlier, but what's the Legendary Festival?" Macaria asked. "Just like a lot of dimensions, Avalonia has all sorts of tribes and kingdoms. You see, the Legendary Festival is when they choose the main king out of all of the kings in Avalonia who will represent Avalonia in the Double U. They hold this every year," Star explained.

"How do they choose the king?" Macaria asked. "With all sorts of competitions. Today's main event is jousting," Star answered. A girl bumped into Star. "Oh! Hey, hottie!" She cried. Macaria got in between Star and the girl. "What's the rush? She asked in an intimidating tone. The girl awkwardly cleared her throat. "The main event is going to start soon and I wanna get good seats." The girl than ran off. "We should hurry too. If the stadium is like the Colosseum, then the seats are gonna fill up hella quick," Star said.

They followed the girl to a huge stadium. Most of the good seats were all filled up. "Uggg, you fureal?" Star grumbled. Macaria noticed one couple heading towards 2 good seats. She dragged Star and ran all the way to those seats just as the couple were about to sit down. "Oops. My bad," Macaria said in a mocking tone. The being glared at Macaria while the other being rubbed his arm to reassure her.

"Now the dual everyone has been waiting for! The Seer of Memories Prince Etoile L'eau Lancelot Roi vs the Seer of Illusions Prince Rionnag Leirsnn Arthur Righ!" The MC cried. Everyone cheered. They watched as Etoile and Rionnag came out with their horses and lances. "Ok, so I met these guys a few times. Etoile is the self centered and good looking guy. Rionnag is the proper and serious all the time guy. If you think me and Pando's fighting is horrible, these two are worse," Star whispered to Macaria.

The dual begain and the 2 princes started charging at each other. Unfortunately for them, they weren't able to knock each other pff of their horses. The next match was archery. "Hm! I'm gonna win, Baby Face!" Etoile cried. "Unlike you, I actually practice. You're only here by pure luck," Rionnag said. This annoyed Etoile. "I hope you get struck by lightning!" Rionnag simply flicked him off while keeping his straight face.

Once again, they got a tied. Etoile was not having it while Rionnag kept his composer. Still, Rionnag was also annoyed. He just his it better than Etoile. After a bunch of trials and a bunch of ties, the event everyone had been waiting for finally came. The sword fight.

There was no way for them to get a tie. One of them will have to win, simple. As soon as the fight had begun, everyone watched while sitting on the edge of their seats. Rionnag was calm, the complete opposite of Etoile. However, at the end of the time limit, they were both on the ground. There was no clear winner. The stadium had erupted and debates over who should win has begun.

"I feel like Etoile shoulda won," Star said. "What? No. Definitely Rionnag," Macaria said. Both of them glared at each other before bursting into laughter. After a while, the MC announced that tomorrow they'll find out who's the true winner. Everyone cheered before getting up to enjoy the rest of the festival.

"Remember that list of places you made?" Macaria asked Star as they walked around through the alleyways for fun. "Oh yeah! I totally forgot about that!" Star cried. "You put down Medieval Times. This whole Legendary Festival is like Medieval Times," Macaria answered. "Wow, fureal?" Star asked. Macaria nodded. When they turned the corner, their eyes grew wide.

There were Etoile and Rionnag making out.

Star and Macaeia slowly backed up. When Etoile and Rionnag turned their heads, they saw the two and they quickly broke the kiss. "Isn't that Star Butterfly?" Rionnag asked. Etoile summoned his sword and pointed it at Star. "I'll kill you!" "Great. More beings to add to my list of beings who hate me," Star remarked before being dragges away by Macaria.

They ran around the marketplace as they were chased by Etoile and Rionnag. They often hid in the crowd but they were quickly found. Pure rage was visible in Etoile while Rionnag actually looked a little amused. Macaria, meanwhile, was enjoying this.

Eventually, Star and Macaria found a hidding spot behind a stone sea wall. "Ok. They definitely won't find us here," Star said. "You said that about the other places," Macaria said. They looked around and noticed they were in a dandelion field leading to the lake. "This place is beautiful," Macaria said. Star plucked a few dandelions and handed them to Macaria. "Oh, thanks," Macaria said.

"Since you accepted them, you have to go to prom with me," Star said. They both looked at each other without saying anything. Then, Star quickly looked away and covered his face in embarrassment. Macaria laughed. "Sure. I wanted to go to prom with you anyway," she then said. Star lifted his head and once again they were looking at each other. They didn't realize it, but they were moving closer and closer to each other. Macaria closed her eyes as soon as they were in kissing distance. Star lightly touched one side of her face.

"Hurry the fuck up, would ya?" They heard Etoile said. They quickly seperated and looked up. Etoile was laying on the sea wall while Rionnag jumped down from the wall. "I never would have thought Star Butterfly would be the shy one when it comes to love," Rionnag said. "Woah! Star is the submissive one!" Etoile cried. Star, who was completely red from embarrassment, stood up and flicked them off. "Sh-Shut up!"

Etoile started laughing hysterically at the embarrassed Starboy. "You promise not to tell anyone what you just wittnessed?" Rionnag asked. "I promise," Macaria answered. "Good," Rionnag said. "How come it's a secret?" Macaria asked. "There are a bunch of reasons. One, Avalonia isn't ready for same sex couples. Two, our kingdoms want us to take over the throne. Three, we're already engaged to different women," Rionnag answered. "I see," Macaria said.

During the days leading up to prom, Star and Macaria started getting ready. Brittney was overjoyed when she found out Macaria was going so she took her on a shopping spree all week long. As for Star, Jan was obviously proud for his homie and educated Star on the "Art of Prom".


Pando personally thought prom was dumb and was planning on not going. Still, he helped out Brittney the best he could. A few nights before prom, as he was walking back to his penthouse after doing some stuff for Brittney, he was wondering whether or not he should let the Ikenga go or not when he was suddenly knocked out.

When Pando opened his eyes, he found himself tied up to a pillar in a throne room with a pounding headache. Anga...! He thought in annoyance.

When he looked across from where he was, he saw Anga talking to the Demibeast of Lightning King Stjerne Lyn Thor Konge of Edlyn. He was about to start yelling death threats at the both of them whe. His head started hurting harder than it was when he firsr woke up. Did he poison me? No, we have poison tolerance. He musta drugged me then. Pussy, Pando thought. Anga noticed that his brother was awake so he walked over to him.

"Anga. How the fuck did I end up here? Yay, you can drug people. That's all you do though! Why am I here, all tied up!? Lemme kill you!" Pando yelled. "You got us un a tight spot. You committed a taboo," Anga said. "What taboo? Don't I always commit taboos? I'm still alive, ain't I?" Pando asked.

"You dragged Sensei Brantley straight down to Hell. First of all, we can't harm humans. You've done that a bunch of times. So did I. We were able to slip away," Anga said. "Ok, and? The guy was at least alive," Pando said. "How were you able to drag him down?" Anga asked. Pando thought about it. "Those powers weren't your powers. It's also not our father's powers. You used the Great Devil's powers. You understand how big of a deal that is, right?" Anga asked.

Pando realized what he had just done. Anga pulled out a scroll and mockingly hit Pando on the head with it. "Normally, I woulda sent you to father but this time I can't. I'll be exposing myself. This time, I'll deal with you myself. I'm giving you to the Edlynese. They will kill you. Fast, slow, painfully, it doesn't matter. All I know is that they gave me the map of where the Star Compass is actually hiding."

"Future God of War Prince Anga Mfalme. Thanks again for bringing your brother to us. You sure we can do anything to him?" Stjerne asked Anga who nodded. "We don't even have to worry about the current God of War killing us?" Stjerne asked. "He won't know about it. And even if he finds out, he won't even care. I'm off to find the Star Compass!" Anga cried before running off.

Pando was left alone with Stjerne. "The fuck I did to you? I don't even talk to you," Pando asked while also wondering how many days he has been out. "Nothing. Still, you have no idea how valuable you are. If the Double U finds out that we practically killed a god, Edlyn would be the most fear and powerful dimension," Stjerne explained as he took a chalice of wine from one of the maids.

"What about that map you gave Anga? I'm the king of scammers and I know that map ain't the real thing," Pando asked. "Is it though? I just recieve treasure from my Space Vikings. Anyway...what to do with you..." Stjerne answered. Pando shook his head at the greedy king. "Goblins will always be goblins." "Demibeast! Get your facts straight!" Stjerne cried. "That's just a pretty word for goblin!" Pando cried.

"You know what! I have the perfect idea! I'll electrocute you to death! Ironic, really, since you control lightning!" Stjerne cried. "Oh, forgot to tell you this, lightning doesn't hurt me. I don't feel shit. I'm god," Pando answered. "I'll cut you up into millions of pieces! And I'll do it hella slowly so you can feel all the pain!" Stjerne cried.

"If lighting doesn't hurt me, obviously I have a high pain tolerance but sure. Go ahead. I won't stop you," Pando said. Stjerne blinked. "Wait, seriously!?" "I'm god," Pando answered. "Wait, so what causes you the most pain?" Stjerne asked. "First of all untie me and bring me your finest dishes. Make sure there are a bunch of cushions on the throne as well. And I hate the cold so start a fire," Pando said.

"Where's my entertainment?" Pando asked minutes later. He had finished his meal and was currently sitting back in the throne and enjoying his wine. "They're on their way, my king!" Stjerne cried before yelling at the maids and guards about the entertainment being late.

"Also bring me some blankets. It keeps on growing cold and I don't do the cold. Hurry up," Pando said, ringing a silver bell. "Right away, my king!" 2 maids cried before running off. "I think ima take a nap. Y'all have face masks?" Pando asked. "I will look for one, my king!" A guard cried before running off. The maids who had left finally came back with a bunch of blankets. "Good," Pando saidm handing a nearby guard his chalice so he could take the blankets and sleep. He was out when Stjerne realized something.

"Wait. Aren't I the king?"

The maids and guards realized the same thing. "Guards! Take him to the Villmann!" Stjerne yelled. Fortunately for them, Pandp was a deep sleeper. They dragged him all the way to the most feared Viking ship in all of Edlyn" the Villmann. The captain, the Demibeast of Thunder Torden Loki, was drinking with his crew on the deck when he saw the royal guards approaching his ship.

"Yo! Why they here!?" "Let's light 'em!" "Ayyyyeeeeee!" Torden held up a hand to silence his crew members and stood up. "Don't y'all see what they have with him? That's a Woolett, and not just any plain Woolett. It's a royal one," Torden said. "What!? How could you tell!?" His best mate asked. "That's Pando Eze. We're buddies," Torden said before walking down from the ship to see what was going on.

"What does my idiot brother who disowned me want me to do? He knows I ain't gonna bring Pando onto my torture machine," Toren asked. A guard gave him a sack of money. "Seriously?" Torden asked, unimpressed. Another guard handed him 2 more bags. "Still?" Torden asked.

A third guard handed him 4 bags. "This'll do. So, he wants him to be alive or dead?" Torden asked. "Dead," a guard answered. "That I'm good at," Torden said, smirking. A few minutes later, Pando was awake and found himself tied to a pole with a bunch of demibeasts crowded around him.

"The captains said to figure out which way's the most painful way to kill him." "Yo, I hope Montu-Ra doesn't come and kill us all." "I know, right?" "I wonder what Pando did this? He usually doesn't get into trouble this big." "Ain't he friends with the captain?" "Yeah, he is." "Oh well. I've always wanted to kill a god anyway." "He's not a god yet. He's just a wargod." "Ain't that the same thing?" "No it ain't!"

"How do y'all expect to kill me when y'all don't even have weapons made out of stardust, never mind pure stardust?" Pando asked. The Demibeasts thought about it. "So what should we do now?" "That's a very good question." "We can kill him, right?" "But we don't have any weapons made out of stardust so how can we torture him to death?" "Man, I wish there was a way we can kill him without using special weapons!"

They threw Pando into the ocean after beating him up.

There was a canon ball on a chain which weighed more than a ton and the chain was tied around Pando's ankle and his whole body wrapped in chains. He tried many ways to swim to the surface but it was no use. With his strength he tried to break out of the chains. The more he struggled, the tighter the chains became. He realized that these weren't ordinary chains.

He slowly and hopelessly sunk onto the ocean floor. Can't talk myself or fight myself outta this situation, but am I really fureal letting these peasants kill me? I will come back as a spirit and kill them all, he thought.

Eventually, he landed on the floor and he was quickly losing conscious. No! Stay conscious! You're a fucking god! The fuck is wrong with you! He mentally yelled at himself. Still, his eyes closed anyway. That was when he saw every being that he has ever killed staring back at him. They still had all of the pain that Pando inflicted on them. Hearts ripped out, heads decapitated, hanging pieces of skin, burns, body parts missing, blood still dripping, and many more. He heard their agonizing screams and crying.

He quickly opened his eyes. When he looked around, he was srill at the bottom of the ocean, except this time he wasn't alone. Other beings tied by chains and a canon ball tied to their ankles by a chain were around him. They looked as if they had been tortured.

"How did you end up here?" One asked. Pando looked around. They talking to me? "We know you see us." The same being asked. "You know, that's not normal. Not even a god can see the dead. It's a huge taboo," another being said. Taboo, taboo, taboo. Why do I keep on hearing that word? As if I gave a fuck about taboos. I just wanna get outta here. How am I still conscious anyway? Wait...am I unconscious? Pando thought. He wanted to ask them to undo his chains when he realized he couldn't talk underwater and they're all chained up themselves.

"If you're lasting this long, then you're definitely a god. Please, give us salvation and let us rest in peace," a third being said. They all started graphically describing how they ended up where they are now and were also begging him to give them salvation. Their voices overlapped with each other and grew louder and louder.

If Pando closed his eyes, he would see those he had killed and hearing them would only make him go insane. Forget purified stardust! This shit right here is enough to kill a god! The fuck am I supposed to give y'all salvation!? Give me the fucking Star Compass! It'll fucking lead y'all to the afterlife! Why am I going through this shit!? Why do I always gotta deal with everyone's shit!? Even when they all dead I still gotta be a god and save everyone! Why can't everyone just leave me alone!? I just wanna rely on someone for once instead of being the one being relied on...


Star awkwardly stood outside of the house in his black tux. "Looking good, Star!" Angie cried. "Do I really gotta give her these flower thingies?" Star asked. "Corsage you mean. And she likes roses so she'll like it. I remember when I went to prom. I was wearing the same dress I wore for my quinceñera. Then..." Angie rambled on. When Star turned around, he almost tripped over nothing.

Macaria was finally out of the house. Her hair was curled, her dress was a red floor length sleeveless dress with the bodice embroidered and the skirt long and silky and wavy with a slit, golden rose earrings, golden high heels, her makeup done professionally, and a golden clutch purse.

"Oh mi gosh! Diosa! You look so beautiful!" Angie cried, hugging her daughter. "Thanks," Macaria said. "Star! Give her the corsage! Tell her she lookes pretty!" Angie ordered, breaking the hug and pushimg Star towards Macaria. Star awkwardly put the corsage on Macaria's right wrist. "You look different...but the good different! You should dress girly every now and then," Star said. "I'm not used to seeing you in a tux. I like it on you," Macaria said.

"Alright! Pictures! Hold onto each other!" Angie cried. Star and Macaria moved close to each other and put an arm around the other. Angie took a bunch of pictures before she dropped them off at the place prom was being held which was in Downtown Los Angeles.

"Wow. Brittney went all out," Macaria commented as soon as they entered the star themed party. "So what do we do at this prom thing?" Star asked. Before Macaria could answer him, they were ambushed by Brittney. "Omg! Y'all looking cute!" Brittney cried. Her hair was straight, she wore a sleeveless silver tight floor length dress with a slit, silver high heels, professionally done makeup, and she even got the Woolandian Diamonds to look like a diamond corsage on her right wrist.

"This place looks so amazing! I'm sorry I couldn't help out with anything," Macaria said. "It's fineeeee! Besides, if you tried to help I woulda slapped you!" Brittney cried, laughing. "Ahahahaha...am I supposed to laugh...?" Macaria wondered out loud.

"Anyway, Jan's the DJ. Venus and Hoshimiya are teachers so they're the chaperones. Pando couldn't come because he's busy doing Panda stuff. This is y'alls night! Just chillax and have fun! I'll take care of everything!" Brittney explained.

"So who's your date?" Macaria asked. "Hahahahahaha what date!?" Brittney laughed. Macaria gasped. "Wait! You, Brittney Wong, don't gotta date!?" "Issa one time thing only! Anyway have fun! Later!" Brittney cried, walking away.

"So, we just dance?" Star asked. Macaria nodded. "Yeah. Pretty much." When the looked to the side, there was a couple making out as if it were the end of the world. Star and Macaria blushed and looked away. "This is nothing like on Mewni," Star said. "Yeah. I figured," Macaria said.

Jan, who was wearing a black fedora, Beets headphones around his neck, black joggers and a black tuxedo shirt, noticed Star and Macaria stanging around so he grabbed the mic. "Ooooo? There's a couple just standing around!? They're getting the spotlight!" He yelled into the mic.

Suddenly the spotlight shone down on Star and Macaria. Everyone turned to look at them. "I'm gonna kill him," Macaria grumbled. Star grabbed her waist. "I only know ballroom dancing and the dancing you be seeing in the clubs," he confessed. Macaria didn't know why but she found that funny. "You wanna try salsa?" Macaria asked him. Star blinked. "Salsa?"

Macaria instructed Star on what to do and he struggled to follow along. After stepping on her toe one too many times, she decided to give up. "You tried. You tried," she said. Brittney and Jan approached them. "Seriously? You guys fureal don't know how to party!" Brittney cried. "Yeah! Move yo bodies!" Jan cried. "I thought you were the DJ," Macaria said. "I got another guy to do it for me. Yo, ima make a dance circle! Start one for me!" Jan cried. The other 3 agreed and pulled out their phones.

Jan started to do his random dancing and soon a large dance circle formed. People traded spots with Jan and did their dances with the crowd cheering. Soon, the night carried on and Jan, Macaria, Star, and Brittney spent the time dancing.

Venus walked onto the stage. "We're now announcing the prom king and queen!" She cried. Everyone cheered and turned their attention to the stage. "May the best one win," Macaria told Brittney. "I forgot to enter myself in! Ugggggg!" Brittney realized. Macaria face palmed. "Welp. At least we know who's gonna be queen. Then again, even if you entered yourself in, Macaria woulda won anyway," Jan said. Brittney took off one of her high heels and hit Jan with it multiple times.

"Our Prom Queen is Brittney Wong!"

Brittney stopped hitting Jan. The spotlight shone on her. She pointed to herself. "Yeah you!" Hoshimiya cried. Brittney looked at Macaria as she put on her heel. "I entered you in. You deserve the crown. Everyone saw just how hard working and friendly you are these past few weeks," Macaria said. "I would cry right now but I don't wanna mess up my makeup!" Brittney cried before walking up to the stage.

Hoshimiya crowned Brittney, put a sash over her, and handed her the mic. "Anything to say?" Hoshimiya asked. "To be honest, I wasn't expecting this! Wow! I'm like, shook! I mean, I've always dreamt about being Prom Queen but it's still a shock to me! Devote yourself to what you're passionate about and good things will come your way. Thank you!" Brittney cried. Everyone clapped for her.

"And our Prom King is Syree Okonkwo!"

The double doors opened wide, revealing Pando in a silver suit. Brittney gasped. Pando casually walked in as everyone made a path for him. Once he was on the stage, he accepted the crown and sash from Hoshimiya and took the mic from Brittney.

"Yo, to be honest, I have no idea why y'all elect me king. I mean, ima king of course. No, scratch that. Ima god! Ok, gotta say something inspirational, right? Aight, I just thought of something. They'll try many ways to kill you. Once they shot you, don't let yourself just die out there. Even with your last breath, get back up, and steal the show from them. Show them who's the real king. G'night!" Pando cried. Everyone clapped for him.

"Now! It's time for the dance!" Venus announced. Pando held his hand out to Brittney and she took it as they walked off the stage. "I thought you couldn't come," Brittney told Pando as they slow danced. "I wasn't, but I remembered how this was important to you so I decided to come in. Just in time too," Pando answered.

"Where you on Earth? You weren't answering any of my calls," Brittney asked as the rest of the guests slow danced around them. "Don't worry," Pando answered. "You say that when you want to hide something from me. I can tell something happened to you. You want me to start coming up with theories?" Brittney asked.

Pando thought about his time in Edlyn. "I found Anga. Now I wanna kill him," he eventually answered. "That's vague. Ok. Theory time," Brittney said. "Don't even bother. I won't tell you if you're right or not," Pando said. "I'll know if I'm right or not," Brittney said. "And how would you know?" Pando asked. "I just do. Women's intuition?" Brittney answered.

"Aight. Go ahead," Pando said with a smirk. "Judging by the speech you just gave, you were kidnapped and held captive at some place," Brittney started. She then started unbuttoning Pando's tux. "Um, what are you doing?" He asked. "You're hiding something. I wanna see what," Brittney answered.

Pando grabbed Brittney's hands. "I'm obviously hiding something from you cuz I don't want you to see it and get worried," he told her. "So I was right. You were beaten up," Brittney said. Pando blinked. Did I give it away? No, I never said anything. Damn, she's scary good! Brittney laid her head against Pando's chest and listened to his heartbeat. "You can rely on me, you know," she said.

Pando was about to say something when Brittney cut him off. "Deny it all you want, I know I'm right. It's ok to be vulnerable every now and then." "Surrrreeeee," Pando said, pulling her into a hug. "What's this? King Kpakpando is showing affection? That's rare," Brittney said. "Whatever, Queen Jia Li," Pando said.

"They look cute together," Macaria told Star as they watch Pando and Brittney. "It's weird though," Star said. "What do you mean?" Macaria asked. "Pando doesn't act like this, not even when he's with his favorite fiancé Magani. This is so weird for me to watch. I wanna puke, ugggg," Star answered. "I guess. Brittney's never this close to a guy either. Yo. I think they're more than just partners," Macaria said. "I think so too," Star agreed. From the corner of their eyes, they saw Jan attempting to ask a girl, only for her boyfriend to start chasing Jan around the hall.

After prom, Brittney got maids to clean up the place and they were all at the park. Jackson, who didn't come to prom, was told by Jan to bring stuff for an after party. Venus came a long because why not. Pando even let the Ikenga come.

They all got to work on the after party. They laid down picnic blankets, brought out snacks and drinks, a speaker, hung up fairy lights on the branches of the trees around them, and sparklers. Venus made a bunch of fireflies light up the area. Jan got the music on the speaker to play. Each person got a sparkler.

"Janna. We got something for you!" Star cried, reaching into a basket. He pulled out a birthday cake. "We know it's hella late but happy 18th bday! You're finally one of us!" Brittney cried. "Awwww! Now I'm gonna cry!" Jan cried. Macaria lightly slapped him. "Don't even!"

Later on, Star said something dumb so Pando was chasing him. Both of them had sparklers in their hands. Macaria, Brittney, and Venus were talking to each other as if they were practically sisters. They all shared secrets. Jan and Jackson were playing a drinking game with the Ikenga. Jackson was winning so far.

It was as if time were frozen. They all enjoyed their after party while it lasted because they knew that once the party was over, so was the fun.


Now...it's time for...

Dimensional Interviews!

Jackson: It's time for the truth

Journalist: You promise you'll tell the truth?

Jackson: Yes

Journalist: What did you think of last season?

Jackson: I regret the choices I made lasr season

Journalist: What do you think of this season so far?

Jackson: I guess nice since I'm now telling the truth

Journalist: Do you still like being the supporting character?

Jackson: I thought I was one of the bad guys

Journalist: Alright. Now we'll be asking random questions that may or may not have to do with the story

Jackson: Ok

Journalist: What's your fashion style?

Jackson: Skaterboy and E-Boy

Journalist: Who do you think has the best sense of style?

Jackson: Pando

Journalist: Do you believe in ghosts?

Jackson: No

Journalist: What would you do if you met Jackie Lynn Thomas from Star vs the Forces of Evil?

Jackson: Go skating together

Journalist: What would you do during the purge?

Jackson: Kill myself before my enemies kill me

Journalist: Would you raid Area 51?

Jackson: No

Journalist: What's your type?

Jackson: ...

Journalist: Do you consider yourself as a bad guy?

Jackson: Definitely

Journalist: In the story so far, which event would you like to go back in time to fix?

Jackson: Signing the deal

Journalist: What do you think is gonna happen to you based on the events that's happend in the story so far?

Jackson: I'll be killed

Journalist: What is your biggest wish?

Jackson: To live a nice life

Journalist: What's your favorite movie genre?

Jackson: Mystery

Journalist: What's the dumbest thing you ever done

Jackson: I don't really do dumb things. I just regret things

Journalist: What's your favorite subject?

Jackson: Language Arts

Journalist: Do you think you act like your zodiac sign?

Jackson: Yeah

Journalist: What would you be famous for?

Jackson: For being an international, popular actor or being president. No, both like Ronald Regan

Journalist: What do you think is going to happen next chapter?

Jackson: Something that doesn't invovle me

Journalist: List the cast from most favorite to least favorite

Jackson: Macaria, Venus, Brittney, the Ikenga, Pando, Star, Jan

Journalist: Ok, last one, what's your New Year's Resolution?

Jackson: To fix everything

Journalist: I see. Thank you, Jackson Thomas, for letting us interview you! That's the end of Dimensional Interviews and don't forget to continue Dimension Hoppers!


Next Time On Dimension Hoppers...

"Big news!" Star yelled, appearing out of nowhere. "I'm inviting all y'all to Mewni! This Saturday is the ball and it's a hella greay way to kick off Spring Break! Y'all are gonna love Mewni! Yoooo I been wanting to show y'all Mewni! No offense, Earth, but I'm tired of you! Now, y'all get to see my home!"

Act 10: home sweet home.


Wassup!? It's ya gurl sugarsugarrush! Lets go to reference time!

1.) When Skywynne says "your wake up call is now"- Got it from the song E by Jaden Smith

2.) PX4- PS4

3.) Avalonia- Based off of Medieval Europe. The name is from Avalon from the Legend of King Arthur. They're Seers but their powers are limited and their future predictions depend on what type of Seer they are

4.) The Legendary Festival- I got the idea from both Game of Thrones and Medieval Times

5.) Seer of Memories Prince Etoile L'eau Lancelot Roi- Seer of Memories: His future predictions revolve around memories. Etoile: Star in French. L'eau: Water in French. I learned from Frozen 2 that water has memory. Lanceleot: In Arthurian legend, Lencelot was a French dude, one of the knights of the Round Table and he was homies with Arthur until he was caught cheating with Arthur's boo thang. Roi: King in French

6.) Seer of Illusions Prince Rionnag Leirsnn Arthur Righ- Seer of Illusions: His future predictions revolve around illusions. Rionnag: Star in Scotish Gaelic. Leirsnn: Vission in Scotish Gaelic. Arthur: Based off of the Legend of King Arthur. King Arthur was the king of Britan who defeated the Saxons. I'm not sure if Scotland was part of Britan during this but it is today. Righ: King in Scotish Gaelic.

7.) Demibeast of Lightning King Stjerne Lyn Thor Konge of Edlyn- Demibeast or Lightning: The Demibeasts are Goblins, as Pando had said earlier. Stjerne has lightning powers. Stjerne: Star in Norwegian. Lyn: Lightning in Norwegian. Thor: Based off of the Norse God of Thunder. Did you jmoe that the Thor Movies, especially Thor Ragnarok, were one of the big inspirations for this story? I think I've mentioned it before. Konge: King in Norwegian. Edlyn: Based off of the Norse

8.) Villmann- Savage in Norwegian

9.) Demibeast of Thunder Torden Loki- Demibeast of Thunder: Torden has thunder powers. Torden: Thunder in Norwegian. Loki: Inspired by Thor's brother Loki in both the legends and the Marvel movies. Honestly, Loki is hands down the greatest villains ever. Loved that guy ever since I saw the first Avengers Movie when it came out back when I was little. Can't wait for his very own movie!

10.) Pando seeing the dead- I got the idea by 2 things. First of all, Klaus from The Umbrella Academy (major inspiration for this) can see the dead and there was that one scene when he was getting tortured where he saw the spirits of the people who Hazel and Cha Cha killed. Yeah, the guy was going insane. Second, I got it from the song Close My Eyes by 21 Savage. In one of my stories on Wattpad called Make A Wish, I made a character who had the ability to see the dead after listening to the song

11.) I don't know why, but y'all know the show Empire, right? There's a song called Strarlight by Hakeem and Tiana and I always think of that song whenever I write a scene where Pando and Brittney are together. During the whole interrogation scene, I was playing the song and the scene turned out to be longer than I planned it to be. I guess that song should be their character song or something

12.) The after party- In one of my stories on here (that I should honestly update but am too lazy to do it) I wrote a scene similar to that. I thought it was cute so I recreated it here

Guys...we did it...6 chapters in one month! And next chapter is the season finale! Wooooo! I been meaning to ask, but on the season finale of last seaon, aka Season 1 Act 10, did y'all read the end credits? I put it after the hella long author's note. The end credits are reallg important so please read them. It's like a Marvel movie. You gotta see the end credits in those movies.

For next chapter, I still wanna do a Q and A thingy lol. They seem like fun. And the anniversary for this is coming up quickly! In like what, 2 weeks, it will be March 10th, the anniversary of this story. I wanna do something for it so on March 10th, definitely expect an update. After next chapter and the anniversary thingy, expect a hiatus for this. For how long? Depends on how lazy I am.

I already have season 3 planned out but just like for this season, next season has to be prepared and completely planned out before I start updating. I'll also be taking the break to work on my other stories. I'm actually fureal serious this time. I will force myself to update my other stories. I also wanna enter the Wattys this year so I'll be working on that, prolly updating chapters too.

Oh yeah, I gotta go through and edit chapters. I never even finished season one's chapter edits! Uggg!

Time to close the chapter! How will Pando destroy the universe? Will Star find all of the Maßöffner in time? Will Pando destroy Immortal? Will the Starboys put the Earthlings' lives back to normal? Will Anga find the Star Compass? All will be revealed soon! Don't forget to review or leave me a PM! Later yo!