Natsu paused in the hallway of his school and turned around. "And what's your plan exactly?"
Lucy shrugged. "I figured I'd test out your last idea. If no one notices I think it'd be hilarious."
Natsu grinned and slung an arm over her shoulder. "This might just turn out to be the best day ever."
"Yeah, okay. Until I get kicked out."
"Either way, it's still great."
Lucy couldn't help but smile. He was so fucking sweet in an oblivious way.
"What the fuck is happening?"
They both looked to see Gray approaching them.
"Do you go here now?" Lisanna asked with a slight scowl as she too approached them.
"Nah." Natsu answered for her, not noticing the glare she sent him for it. "She's just an honorary student for the day."
"...Why?" Gray slowly asked.
Lucy slapped a hand over Natsu's mouth before he could be her voice again, smiling at the way he froze in shock. "He's afraid I'm gonna fuck his hot dad while he's away at school, so he dragged my ass here. I'm surprised he hasn't bought me a leash yet."
She retracted her hand in disgust when he licked it, but an arm draped over her shoulder before she could yell at him for it, plus Gajeel's asshole cackling was too fucking loud.
"Now that's a porno I'd love to see!"
Ezra's face burned bright red behind them as she muttered, "oh my..."
"Stop picturing it!" Natsu snapped at her.
"Don't yell at me!" Erza shot back at the boy, successfully making him cower.
"Sorry, Erza. Picture that shit all you want." Lucy rolled her eyes at her boyfriend... wait, was that how she labelled him now?
"Lucy!" Levy interrupted her thoughts as she happily grabbed her arm. "It's so good to see you!"
Lucy couldn't help but smile at her. She was actually really nice and she kind of appreciated it. Before she could reciprocate though, the school's bell rang.
Natsu grabbed her hand and pulled her away from the others. "This way, Lucy! Its math time!"
"Oh, golly gee, how extraordinary." She deadpanned at his excitement.
"This oughtta be good." Gray smirked to himself as he followed them, happy that he had that class too.
Now, Lucy knew she was smart and she also knew that it had been a while since she had done school. She had no idea what this trigonometry bullshit was, but she was picking it up rather quickly and by the end of the class she pretty much had it.
"New girl!"
Her head popped up at that.
"What's your name, sweetie?" The teacher asked. She was a very pretty woman with black hair like hers.
"Bridgette." Was lucy's answer, kicking Natsu's leg when he let out a chortle. He had managed to secure a desk for her right next to him and she was gonna take advantage of it, his chins be damned.
"Can you solve this one?"
She studied the question on the board then glanced over at Natsu's notebook, but that just made her scrunch her eyebrows cuz what the fuck was that shit it was so wrong. "I don't want to."
The teacher huffed, "if you don't at least try then I'm going to have to give you a zero for the day."
Lucy shrugged. "That's cool."
Gray couldn't help but laugh with the rest of the class, she was slowly growing on him more and more. However, Natsu's laugh was so irritating that he just had to punch him.
"Hey! Watch it fuckface!" Natsu growled as he punched him back.
"What the hell was that, a fist bump?" Gray snickered.
Lucy just rolled her eyes as they began an all out brawl in the middle of class, this was not her fucking fault.
"Stop it, boys! Or it'll be zeros for you as well!"
"She started it!" They both yelled in unison as they point at Lucy.
"How?!" She shrieked as she raised both hands in the air.
"All three of you, out of my class!"
They groaned and Lucy made sure to smack Natsu on the back of the head as she got up. "What now, ass hat?" She asked when they were in the hall.
Natsu hummed then smirked. "Well, everyone is in class right now, I bet the bathroom is empty."
She glared at his smirk, but couldn't help how thrilling that sounded. "Just this once."
He cheered and started running toward the bathroom without hesitation. Gray rolled his eyes and began walking off. "You both suck."
"Gray."
He turned around to look at her in confusion, she looked a little nervous which was odd. "What?"
"Can you, um, help me with something after school."
"With what?" He reiterated with scrunched eyebrows.
"Actually scratch that, meet me at the entrance before your next class, fuck this school shit."
Gray rolled his eyes, but curiosity got the better of him. "Alright sure."
"Lucy! Come on!"
Lucy jumped at her boyfriend's shout. "Good, see you then!" She then ran off towards her impatient man-child. However, as she ran, she realized she couldn't see him anymore. "Natsu? Where are you? I don't know this fucking school!" Suddenly a hand clamped down around her mouth and she shrieked, whirling around and kneeling the offender in the balls. Somewhere in her mind she should have realized it was only Natsu, but she doubted the outcome would have been different either way. So, when she saw him clutching his balls in pain she only giggled. "Don't be such a creep."
Natsu stuck his finger out and started to say something, but he just wheezed and grabbed his balls again.
Rolling her eyes, she got down on both of her knees and looked up at him through her eyelashes. "I'm sorry, let me make it up to you. I'll make them feel better."
Natsu just stared down at her in awe, a blush forming on his cheeks as his balls started throbbing for an entirely different reason. Wordlessly, his unzipped his pants so she could get to sucking.
