A/N: I don't own RWBY it belongs to Rooster Teeth. while the version is just for fun. "This means talking" *This means thinking.*

At first, the room is dark.

"Live in the united dreams of everyone from Ozpin's little Rose"

"It is time for another Q&A!"

Lights go on and everyone in the room looks confused on what was going on. That is, until Weiss saw two very familiar people that shouldn't be there. "Oh for the Love of Dust, how many more times are we going to be trapped in this dream again?!"

Summer just shrugged. "Don't know. Also, for those who have been wondering why Sakura LoveLight hasn't been posting. At first, it was due to the fact she had writer's block. But then just when she got new ideas for her Fanfic's a family matter came up. Long story short her Grandma got hurt and needed someone at the house to take care of her. In which Sakura was the only one with the time to stay over at her Grandparent' house. And I mean for the most part at first it was her there nearly 24/7 and I do mean she slept over there."

A green hair woman in glasses popped up. "Some of the blame goes to the beta: XireanaPrime! She also had family issues and an injury to deal with." Said woman then vanished behind a current and wasn't seen for the rest of the chapter.

Lunar blinked at the curtain, walked over and moved it, only to see a portal vanishing. "Well that was interesting." Lunar then went back and took over. "So yeah even when Sakura had time to herself at her Grandparent's house she couldn't go online that much. They don't have WiFi so when Sakura used her cell it ate minutes off of her. So she had to watch out for when she used it."

Summer went on. "But everything is fine it is now to the point that Sakura only really has to stay over her Grandparent's house 1-3 nights a week as well as found out that her Wattpad app will let her work on her FanFic's and save them on there without internet so if she gets idea's she will just have to use her cell on Wattpad."

Launer nodded her head. "That's right, now it's until a week or two ago for her to find out about saving stuff on Wattpad without the internet she has forgotten how she wanted the fight with Roman at Mt. Glan to go. So she is doing a Q&A now for one to give you all something and two to ask you all the reads for any ideas on how then the fight should go. We are at the point where the train was stopped but that is it. So any ideas would be great. With that being said let's get this Q&A going!"

"The first one is bruh_momentias of Wattpad asked: Isn't it team STRQ making summer the team leader?"

Everyone looked at Ozpin for the answer to that one. To which Ozpin just sighed. "I love Summer and she is a great fighter. But she is just one big pushover. Raven was power-hungry and Tai just didn't have it in him so Qrow was picked. I just couldn't at the time come up with a good team name that started with Q is all."

Summer looked at Ozpin as if he took the last cookie. "Daddy!"

Launerthen took over. "Let's go to the only other Wattpad question or comment that we are showing today which is from. Idkwhattouseforaname: I really want to see more interaction between Lunar and Ruby in the Q&As :)"

Everyone looked at Launer as she slowly looked at Ruby and started to cry. "Your right! I should be giving her more love! What kind of Grandmother am I?!"

Launer ran over to a now scared Ruby and hugged her. "My sweet angel of light! You must be so sad without your Mother and me!"

Ruby looked at Ozpin with a look that said Help me. Ozpin understood the look and started to walk over to the two. "Launer... I think that you might want to let go of Ruby...?!"

At that moment the look that Launer gave him stopped what he was going to say next and cut him off. "Oh no, you don't! You get to see Ruby whenever you want! I can't because I'm dead! When we're all dreaming She. Is. Mine!"

Ozpin was now scared for Ruby's safety. *Why do I go for the crazy women?! First Salem and now Launer. Why? I don't want Launer to kill Ruby as Salem did with my first four daughters. I'm just glad that no one knows that the reason why Salem hates me and wants all my loved ones to die is because I'm her ex...*

Salem was watching the whole thing and had one thing in mind. *Did I act like that when it came to Ozma?*

Now it was Summers's turn to try to save Ruby. "Mom, can you let my daughter go? We need to go one with the Q&A's and I think Ruby appreciates the bear hug you're giving her..."

Launer looked at her daughter and then at an uncomfortable looking Ruby. She then sighed and finally let her go. "Fine, the rest are from FanFiction which we are starting with. WinterDragon274: I'm still waiting to find out who this child of Spring Rose is. I still haven't forgotten, and I want to know!"

Ozpin just smirked at that. "Looks like you'll still have to wait. Because I'm not saying any more about that at all. Yes, there is a Spring Rose kid in Team JNPR. But I might have to take back that Blake isn't a Spring kid. Because I just found out that she had 10 kids, not 5."

Everyone looked at him in shock and in fear. "What? She got married two times the first was with another human and they had a set of triplets first and the twins two years before her first husband died. I only just found out she had remarried to a Faunus and had quints with him. I don't even know what type of Faunus he is yet or what is his last name! So yeah I'm no longer 99% sure that Blake isn't a Rose it's more 75% sure that she isn't."

Everyone just kept on looking at Ozpin until Summer took over. "This family is too messed up. Moving on next is... MistKiyce: I love the story. But I am worried about Ozpin's death, I don't want him to die either. And I am excited to see how you try to change the plot of Beacon's fall."

Everyone froze and started to look at Ozpin when Oz was glaring at Salem. "No comment can we move on?"

"Okay next is from merendinoemiliano which is a two-parter the first part is: Hello, I can't wait to see the next chapters. Regarding the pairings, you could go with Sunset(since Ruby and Sun's voicers are married and also an author of Tumblr who made a lot of pictures about Hummingbird ships that) or Rosegarden, but with Ozpin leaving Oscar's body after Salem's defeat and searching for Lunar in the afterlife...or I could give you an alter ego of mine I created for another fic:) (I'm joking obviously).

Qrow and Ozpin working on a hit list and Salem taking notes. *Note to self: look for a boy named Oscar after killing Ozpin.*

"Wow, really anyways the next part is this: P.s. little curiosity for next Q&A, if Lunar lived enough to see the girls grow, she would permit Yang to call her grandma and spoil as her own granddaughter(since I highly doubt Tai would permit Qrow and Raven's parents to be present)?"

Tai then cut in. "You got that right!"

Qrow and Raven gave Tai a look that almost gave Tai a heart attack that was how scary it was. But before either of the two could speak Launer cut in. "Ozpin and I talked about it with Tai when Yang was a baby and he made it clear that he wanted us to be an Aunt and Uncle fingers to Yang. But jokes on Tai, even as an Aunt; I would be a Spoiling Aunt.

"Next is from DoubleHgaming: Just a few questions though, first is for Junior. If the city were to be attacked by an evil group or massive amount of Grimm would you and your men help fend them off/, more importantly, evacuate civilians?

"Well, I would have my Men gather anyone by my club and have it on lockdown until it was either safe for us all to get out or someone came to take us to a safer place."

"Okay now Second, Roman does there exist a line even you would not cross for Salem and would be more likely to help our heroes then her."

"Yes, there are two things that would do the trick which are... Her destroying my hat or killing Neo."

Everyone just looked at him and he looked around to see that. "What she is my little sister, of course, I would backstab Salem if she did something to her!"

"Okay then Finally, have any of the teachers at Beacon meet Zwei before because I really need an explanation for how he can turn into a cute fireball of mass destruction."

Qrow cut in. "Tai, Oz, Oobleck, Port, and Ironwood. You can thank Ironwood for that. Since Zwei was a gift to Ruby's on her first birthday. And he had Dr. Polendina tried to make a puppy food mix with Dust and had Zwei try the stuff until Ruby's first Birthday. I might add Jimmy got Zwei two weeks after Ruby was born. Who knows what Jimmy did to the Dog that whole year."

At hearing that everyone looked at Ironwood. "What?"

Winter then spoke up. "One: Were you thinking of making an Army of Corgis? And Two: Why didn't you give Weiss, Whitley, and me one?"

"Well...I tried to give you three one but your Dad said no."

Winter, Wiess, and Whitley looked like they wanted to kill their Father right then and there.

Summer quickly cut in to avoid them committing patricide. "Okay, next we have two people who had similar idea's so fist is Guest: I wonder how Qrow and Orpin would react if they found out Ruby was gay? Also, moonknight5777 said: I think emerald would be ruby's type of weapon."

On hearing that everyone looked at Qrow and Ozpin who were looking at Ruby and Emerald while the two looked at each other and before you knew it, the two jumped away from one another. Once the two were far enough Ruby spoke up. "I'm not into girls! Don't get me wrong I don't mind people liking the same sex. So long as they don't try to make me date them. Just because a girl wants to date another girl doesn't mean I have to date a girl. It's my life and dating and marriage is a two-person thing. If you tell someone you like them but they say no because they have a different gender preference. Then let it go and just take in the fact that all that you can be is a friend to that person and nothing more."

Emerald then cut in. "She is right I've heard stories of people who are either gay/lesbian, bi, or straight that will have a crush on someone who doesn't feel the same way and won't take no for an answer. The most common thought in their minds is that oh they don't know what they are talking about and that they do love them they just don't know it yet. Or they will go off and say stuff that makes the person who said no the bad guy. And that is coming from me! So yeah it's your life but romance is a two-person thing that is given and taken. So if a girl likes a girl or a boy likes a boy that is fine by me but it's not for me. Okay?"

"Okay before people start going on a debate about that let's move on with anthonyluna29: How close to death or how painful death would Qrow and Ozpin get/give to anyone who tried kidnapping Ruby or obsessed with Ruby because of her origins because that kind of thing would probably piss them off?"

Qrow looked at Oz. "Hey, Oz?"

"Yes, Qrow?"

"Do you still have that giant ditch cage that has 300 ancient Grimm?"

"Yes I do."

"Good."

Everyone looked at the two with fear in their eyes. "What?"

Salem and only one thing in mind. *And people think I'm the evil one?!*

"Moving on with a group of people saying a lot of the same thing starting with kyrogue23: Ruby training is really going well and it showed that she was able to be on par with Cinder til Ozpin kicked her out the window. I wonder if Tai knew another one from Jaune's family or was friends with one of his parents to do something that crazy. I beat when Cinder goes down the elevator she is going to scream her head off.

'Next is Guest: Man! Goodwitch and Schnee's weird side LMAO As well as. ClockRose: go kid Cinder! we also have.

'Next, is Lance Eterna: Cinder and her team go Qrow's class? Oh this I can't to see *Smirk* Now that Cinder, Emerald, and Mercury is in your class, I wonder what you're going to do to them.

'Qrowmerendinoemiliano: Pretty good, I loved Glynda and Cinder freaking my congratulations for the speed, good work.

'Then there was kyrogue23: That was a surprise to see Glynda act like that towards Zwei but I guess no female can resist Zwei cuteness. Cinder throwing a tantrum like a whiny brat was something fun to see and I can't wait to see what happens next. And then finally ReaperStride: Hahaha! Cinder completely lost it, I actually feel bad for Mercury! Well done with this chapter, and the disappearance of the 'real' Glynda, and Weiss. I look forward to the next chapter. Until next time."

Everyone was looking at Glynda, Weiss, And Cinder which the three looked like they wanted to run away right then and there but then everyone looked at Tai when he started to talk. "Yes I know Jaune's Mother."

Tai then gave an evil smirk. "You could say his Mom and I are related."

...

...

...!

"What?!"

"I'm not saying any more than that! So move on!"

"Next it MageTGM: oh cheeseburgers. hey, Ozzy you gonna make Ruby the new fall maiden or something?"

Everyone in the family looked at Ozpin as if they were ready to kill him. And then Ozpin spoke up. "I would rather die than do that and the rest of the family would kill me if I even thought of doing it."

Launer then took over. "Next is from Felab: Since 3ep of Vol 6 Ozpin/Salem is a canon."

She froze and dropped her notes that Ruby picked up and everyone slowly started to look at both Ozpin and Salem. "Are you telling us that you two were an item and now Salem is trying to kill Ozpin's family all because he broke her heart?"

The two looked at one another and then at everyone else. "Maybe."

At that moment everyone but the two and Ruby had one thing in mind. *I wish I had my weapon!*

Ruby then spoke up. "The Force isn't on your side Grandpa."

Ozpin then looked at Ruby. "I really don't need this right now... and why are you quoting Star Wars?"

"Oh! Grandma drops these notes and in these notes, it shows that Felab uses a picture of Ahsoka Tano so I thought it would be cool to say."

"Moving on! Next we have WhiteRoseshipper: So I've got a question for Summer possibly Ozpin and anyone else from Summer's Beacon-days as well. So here's my question: during Summer's time at Beacon, how many guys tried to hit on Summer and what happened to them if/when they did?"

Ozpin gave a deadpan look. "5 and you don't want to know."

Launer gave her husband a smirk and snickered. "10 and I gave those boys a talk."

Ozpin looked at Launer in shock as Qrow went on to say. "15 and it made me really jealous back then."

The two were now looking at Qrow as Tai and Raven. "20, she didn't want the three to know."

The three looked at the two as Glynda went on to say. "50, she didn't want to worry her teammates."

The five looked at Glynda until Ironwood said. "No it was 150. She didn't want the school to know."

The six looked at Ironwood until Summer finally sighed. "The total was 1,568. 143 of those were girls asking me out and how many I know asked me out, not counting the ones that I didn't know they were asking me out."

Everyone looked at Summer in shock until Yang spoke up. "Is that going to happen to Ruby?"

At that moment Salem grabbed the notes that Ruby still had. "Let's just go on with this Soap Opera… blackmailingqueen: So is Jaune the oldest or the youngest of his siblings? In my family, my brother is the only boy with seven sisters too and he's the oldest. Just a random curiosity."

Salem looked at the notes and then at the boy. "Really?"

"Hey! Just because I'm the second youngest, doesn't mean anything!"

"Okay moving we now got Darkaiju: I would like to know if Ruby will have a relationship with Emerald or Salem? And I would like to know when Salem talks about making Ozpin suffer with Ruby's help, does she talk about making Ruby a bad guy or revealing a relationship with her?"

Salem looked at what she was reading once more. "Really we already hired about what Ruby and Emerald feel about that topic and unless I'm Bi you know which sex I like to go with when it comes to my love life."

Ozpin then spoke up. "Now Salem be nice."

"Fine. And now I would do anything romantic with Ozpin's granddaughter. But what I got planned you'll have to wait and see."

At that moment Launer took back her notes and let's go on to alienrei shell we: This question is for our dear Oz: I know this is not what is going to happen, I think. But what if somehow Salem is related to Ruby and our dear Red have a few of her power? You know, control the Grimm. If that happens, what are you going to do? I am waiting for his reaction. And I want to tell Salem that I am on her side and if she gets Ruby, please make her evil and fight Oz."

Everyone looked at Ruby, Salem, and Ozpin. To which Salem was the first to speak. "Oh, I have a fan. Thank you so much for your love. But sadly my love life has been dry since Ozpin. But Tyrian has been trying to make me go on a date with him. To which I keep telling him no. I think he thinks I'm playing hard to get or something."

Ozpin then spoke up. "I'm glad that there is no way Ruby is related to you. But if that was ever that case I don't know what I would do."

Summer then cut in. "Okay last one and it is from anthonyluna29: Why does Salem seem to completely ignore vacuo in cannon and is she going to do so in this story?"

"Sakura isn't 100% sure if she will have Vacuo or not in this fanfic so you'll have to wait on that. As for why Salem ignores Vacuo is..."

Salem then cuts in. "I don't like sand. It's all coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere!"

Yang then cuts in. "What are you, a female version of Darth Vader and Ozpin is a male version of Padme?!"

Tai then spoke up. "Okay, who has been letting the girls watch Star Wars?!"

"And that is all, for now, hope you all enjoyed this, so wake up."

"Hu?"

Everyone wakes up. "What did I just Dream about?..."